hi /b/.. I'm the guy who Brandon (the left dude) has been posting stuff about me(the right dude). I got some inbox on my facebook messages. And I wanna know if its actually true? And what more have he told you guys about me? I'm so pissed...
What have he been saying about me?
Socially awkard dude. Same uni.
I was pretty much hes only friend and he does this kind of shit to me. Eeveryone told me to stay away from that dude but I actually felt bad for him and offered myself to help him and such with stuff.
I'm more interested of what told you guys about me.
Oh shit nigga, dis gonna be good, that little shit cancers up the board pretty bad, you should rape him while wearing a mask of his face while chanting "WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DON'T"
dunno what he told /b/ about you. All I can tell you that this faggot shits up this board pretty hard and posts pics about himself nearly every day, several times a day, including dick picks. Mostly he whines about how girls are not interested in him. He has serious mental issues.
Anyone mind actually telling me what he has been telling you guys about me?
Someone messaged me on facebook and told me that brandon was mad because I fucked his crush in class? And that he's gonna beat my ass.. is that true?
he is insecure. he admires you but at the same time his jealousy prevents him from expressing that. he claims to hate you but it is obvious that he just can't comprehend why you are successful and he is not. we have explained to him a number of times that his lack of confidence and neediness is what people find unattractive, and that you just seem like a chill dude which is probably why you get laid and he doesn't. i have been watching brandon since he started his needy shit posting and he has never said anything explicitly negative about you, it's always to the tune of "whyyy me, why do people find this dude so much more attractive than me! he offers me help but i want to be attractive on my own! blag blah llbah."
His name is Brandon Wilon Moore
San Francisco State University
I see now that hes facebook got removed.
I will see him at monday and have some serious talk with him.
I hope he sees this thread. perhaps I could post nude pictures of his crush so everytime he makes a thread u guys post the pictures there?
Yes he was talking so much shit about you OP, said you were a pussy and how he can beat your ass
>I hope he sees this thread. perhaps I could post nude pictures of his crush so everytime he makes a thread u guys post the pictures there?
>I could post nude pictures of his crush
this pretty much sums it up
post your nudes
I want to compare the sizes
if u dont look like him,u will never be have a gurl
wait wait wait...
so these "Brandon" posts are *real?* Like, the person in those pics was actually posting here sincerely and this wasn't some all some stupid 'pasta?'
Some answer plz respond
Posting in epic bread.
pls post nudes OP.
you're doing allah's work.
Bitches loves that man
the person who posts these pictures of Brandon and bitches about you isn't actually Brandon.
His picture has been used as copypasta saying "why am I so ugly?" etc. for ages.
I once saw a timestamped thread with him complaining for whoever keeps using his photos on /b/ to stop
op don't do it, anon has a hate boner for brandon
they will ruin his reputation and make him suffer way more than he deserves. he's just a needy insecure bitch who wasn't ever taught how to be a man.
forgiveness is the alpha way
Brandon will get hes ass beatin on monday. Mark my word
MAYBE ITS BEEN THIS GUY POSTING ALL ALONG GET YOUR TIN FOIL HATS BOYS THIS IS A CONSPIRACY FOR THE AGES. IF HE HASNT SEEN THE THREADS "BRANDON" POSED WHY DOES HE HAVE THE SAME PICTURE
This is actually great. That faggots been posting here complaining for a long time.
Any other info we could use to see to him online is great.
You realize that the kid is mentally ill right? It would be like beating up a retarded kid but instead of being cripplingly stupid he's cripplingly insecure. Just let him wallow in his misery until he eventually kills himself out of desperation.
also i can see why this 'brandon' might be a little perplexed at your successes... seeing as you look like a more 'ethnic' Sesame Street muppet.
Pic related it's you.
misc and tumblr? nigga im old. brandon needs strong friends who are men to show him how to not be a bitch. the fact that i'm not circle jerking with faggots like you it doesn't mean shit.
Timestamp looks fake.
Also dude looks like a fucking pin head.
If it is you don't come on /b/ and not expect to be ridiculed.
I will try to tell my buddies film it. I'm a boxer and I dont like to fight people who isnt some kind of a fighter. Unfair fight. BUt this ass deserves it. Telling you people shit stuff about me.. way way way over the line. Especially when I offered him my help.
You pony loving cocksucking faggot fuck off this thread you dirty jew motherfucker.
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
disregard everything, you are a beta showoff. enjoy your shallow victory against a little boy.
and that girl you are so anxious to share has a mayonnaise body.
>tfw I'm Brandon
>tfw I've never made these threads
>tfw I rarely even make threads at all
>tfw I don't even go to uni or have you as an actual friend
>tfw I seriously don't know who the fuck you are
You're a pretty clever troll , OP. Hats off.
I know I dont look good but.. looking good is not everything mate. Balls is needed if u want to get laid with nice girls.
OP, you're in college which makes me assume you're old enough to at least have a hope of understanding that nothing happening on this site matters in any way. Ignore it dude, and ignore that twerp in real life... problem solved.
I live in San Francisco. Wanna fight someone who can fight back? Meet me outside the Uni at 3pm Monday and I'll happily beat your ass, get my friend to film it and post it on here. I will then get Brandon to chew food and spit it in your face. Faggot
What the actual fuck is happening in this thread
this guy has been posing as Brendan all along, he's obviously used 4chan before, we can see that in his timestamp and posts.
this is just some convoluted way for him to get a personal army. make is hate some fag, then suddenly give out his info after we've raged long enough.
maybe brendan fucked the girl
after all, brendan doesnt have a turd on his head
>>tfw I'm Brandon
>>tfw I've never made these threads
>>tfw I rarely even make threads at all
you know it
faggot go away if your not native to /b/
New thread topic.
>find the girl's name and tell her OP posted her nudes
>she hates him
>he hates brandon
>brandon hates him
>brandon is butthurt about her
>she despises brandon
>everybody is miserable
he said that you look like somebody that would make him kebabs
all these brandon threads
they're actually made by brandon?
I thought it was just some retarded shit btards did like the german guy who takes orders and macht alles.
I was here too when he posted. He asked what do you have that he doesn't that makes you get girls' attention. Also he said that you seem pretty friendly with him, but he doesn't want help from you.
Ill stamp your face with my boot, fairy
Haha no it's not lmao.
I did ?
Not mad, just... Disappointed
why u holding that timestamp with your foot Brandon?
I don't know what's going on anymore, I thought this was going to start out as a revenge/dox thread, but now I feel like OP and Brandon planned this all along
Brandon you mad? This is your crush u can notice it by her bracelet. U know I fuck her everyday right? just like some one of my other bitches. She thinks ur creepy I talked to her one day and she told me that. Enjoy me fucking her in the ass.
The fucker obviously has serious issues. Honestly, get angry with him, tell him to stop, push him or some shit, but dont beat the snot out of him. It'd be like hitting an autistic kid, and it'd be an unfair fight even if he did retaliate. Be the better man.
>inb4 White Knight Fag
There will be a time in the future where some faggot starts a "best of /b/" thread and this thread is posted
I must reiterate that OP is obviously a regular visitor of this board and is only pretending (badly) that this is his first visit in order to use us as his personal army.
>This is your crush u can notice it by her bracelet
>no bracelet in the photo
Nah bro I just have sausage fingers, faint hands, a size 8.5 medical glove. Highest they go is 9...
Dis goon be guud.
But seriously OP, don't hurt the guy, like he isn't sad enough already. Just push him to the wall and scare the crap out of him, be a individual with noble skills my dear friend.
>LOL jk. BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM
SHERLOCK HOLMES CHAN, here to save the day.
Basically this thread is fake. Shopped time stamps. Verify this by the screen shot taken of Brandon's supposed ex. If you look closely it says, "Sparar skärmbild" which is Swedish. One or the other is fake, one is messing with us, or both are fake which is my gut instinct. Just some fag who's good with shop.
my wish is.... brandonfag gets beat up by his crush
>Op is Brandon
>Brandon planned this all the way
>Brandon as OP posts nudes of some girl
>Girl is in reality ex of Brandon who somehow managed to score her and sees her as his ultimate source of happiness
>she broke with him
>Brandon goes ultra stalker mode
>Turns out scoring did not vanquished his insecurities
>He snaps when it turns out she is fucking someone else already
>Now he waits for /b/ to uncover girl identity
>or he plans to give more leads on her soon
tl'dr - Brandon wants /b/ to ruin life of his ex that resents him
I bite my nails, OCD issue
See pic related, it's mostly a 16 year old I have on Skype
Hey OP. Brandon has been saying you fucked his crush. At one point he said he wants to beat you up thinking that'll get him girls. He always posts about how ugly he is yet wants 7/10 girls. He even posted nudes if you didn't see them already.
Now tell us about Brandon. Does he do weird things? Does he even talk to girls?