Hey /b/ im at Dreamhack and theres some grill behind me

>>582007127
show your dick

>>582007127
Tell her that CS:GO sucks.
It's a buggy and shitty game for 12 year olds.
Oh wait that's her target group....

>>582007236
I second showing your dick

>>582007127
also he could simply be alpha and kiss her at the cheek and wait for her reaction

>>582007431
or he could lift her arm over her head and lick her armpit

>>582007270
I've played it today after a long while and damn they finally fixed the shitty fps hog after 1000 years though the reg is still worse than every other shooter I've ever played

okay step 1 get a pie i'll explain step 2 later

>>582007431
confirmed underage beta

>>582007127
Take ur santa hat off.

>>582007780
done

ninja cum on her

Draw a dick and show it.

>>582007127
Make jokes about "dongles".

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>>582007431

>>582007867
Good. OP it´s not a fagot today.

>>582007629
armpit noted he could trow catchup at her and lick it

>>582007867
Give it to her.

>>582007867
Fag.
The guy next to you seems to be your boss since you didn't want to take it off and he forced you!
You baby!

>>582007127
Link us to stream as I can't be arsed to try and find it.
Also, draw a picture of her on Ms Paint in view of the stream.

>>582008181
/onoffonx

>>582008181
>picture
>/onoffonx

Run her Stream on Fullscreen in the Background.

>>582008181
twitch tv /onoffonx

Just go start kissing her neck. It always works

Do the Carlton behind her.

>>582007127
Put your dick on her shoulder

>>582007924
This could be interesting. Do it OP. We all want u to troll that bitch.

>>582008393
get out nigga they know

Cmon OP.. Do something

put your shoe on your head

OP deliver something before we turn into Mr. skeltal

>>582009051
Or u can do it with paint on your screen.

Stop being a pussy and do something.

cum on her shoulder

>>582007127
link pls ?
to za sthream

Some faglet is trying to show her the thread.

nice drawing :3

What the fuck is /B/?

shes on to you faggot

>Hi /b/

Hi OP

Now draw a dick

>>582007127

Beat her up.

You should pull your faggot head out of your ass, go kiss that bitch, and walk away.

>>582009634
fucking newfag

put shoe on head

OP cum on your hand and put it on her shoulder

>>582009792
undress your shoe and try to put it on her head

start watching hardcore porn, bonus points CP

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>>582009761
>Being this stupid

>>582007127
are you the '420' guy?

c'mon OP
you can do something very cool, but just don't wait for it and DO IT NOW

>>582009919
full sound porn

>>582009989
Very nice selection for a meme reaction picture, paired with classically executed green meme text! +1!

OP.. we are all waiting..
>>582010076
Yes please.

PUT NAKED BANANA ON SCREEN

FRAPS is rolling, OP. Just fucking do something. I'll get it recorded.

>>582009989
No, being this >>582009634 stupid

if you go to the stream, you can see op, he just waved

dis qt from estonia, a third world shithole, she's not very good tho

>>582010221
this

holy shit, OP delievred.
He put a shoe on his head

twitch tv thc_jensbond

420 is getting boring. Porn or hit her in the face instead

Op, you'll have to do something soon, or someone might get upset and let her know that the guy behind her has started a discussion on if he should spray his cum on her or not.

Dreamhack is a joke nowadays.

I mean ok you can have some esports on the side, but this was meant as a demoscene party when they started it and now it's pretty much only esports.

I can't take that shit serious anymore

>>582010325
Atleast we have no niggers here. Nigger.

>tfw reading chat

>>582010457
why is it even called Dreamhack, when i google it all i can see is faggots gaming in a techno party atmosphere.

take the santa hat off again faggot
>>582007127

>>582010365
>twitch tv thc_jensbond

this be op twitch

>>582010367
hit her in the face

bitchslap pls.

get a drink and accidently trip and drop it on her

>>582007981
prepare to get fire

>>582007127
damn dat bitch sucks

kiss her head, say you mistake her for his friend.

stay casual

>>582010365
OP are you the creepy fuck in the santa hat that keeps looking over his shoulder at her?

I'll buy that santa hat for 20m

>>582007127

shout fuck her right in the pussy!

>>582010848
this

>>582010569
It's really sad to see a great demoparty with a lot of tradition dating back to the early 90s go down the drain like that.

Do they even have a demoscene section this year? I think it's not even listed on pouet.net anymore

>>582007127
Holy crap, OP is a solid 9/10

>>582011067
Dumb motherfucker

>>582007127
go to here and shout CHEATER

>>582007127
try and steal her mouse or headset, some how.

Start watching really weird porn.

Put 'I love cock' on the screen

get a drink and accidently trip and drop it on her

dry hump her

>>582011162
I'm not talking about the streamer....

dat penis sucks, draw a better one

>Tarotdawn: The guy behind you posted your st ream on /b/ rofl. I just found the thread
ayyy

tarotdawn, kill yourself.

>>582011509
Yes you were you dumb motherfucker. You can't see the fucking OP, so to claim they're a 9/10 means you thought the streamer was the OP. Nice try though. Dumb motherfucker.

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>How I feel about OP's Actions so far

they found out!

Whiteknighting isn't funny unless you're creative about it you fucking autists

>>582011715
this

abandon thread
op is a pussy
>heman isnt that bad tho

apologize!

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This is OP

YOU HAD ONE JOB OP
>ONE
>JOB

>>582011715
faggot

>>582007127
Get up to use the bathroom or something and come back and "accidentally" fall all over her and grope her in the process. I believe in you OP.

>>582011509
The dude in the fucking santa hat you prick. He was there earlier.

>>582011715
faggot

This really had potential, but you fucked it up, OP

>>582012001
do this
worst cast scenario; you will no longer be a wizard.

>>582008367
rolling for trippiness

>>582011968
>>582012067
P-please don't call me a faggot, I'm only trying to fit in

>>582012065
You're a moron.

>>582007127
Walk like an Egyptian faggot

>>582012204
stfu faggot

>>582007431
that's not alpha......that's fucking omega creepy

fucking OP left..

>>582012741
he went to get a bucket of water last i heard

>>582012881
i will try and believe. OP probably fagit tho.

Someone tell me if OP comes back and actually doesn't act like a faggot.