NZ thread
Karaka reporting in
chchfag reporting in
How is everybody?
Why are IDs even back?
Hello, boys!
I want to have sex with IDbro
Looking for weed in Tauranga
>as usual
why are IDs even back?
>>581956018
He won't unless you're a Korean qt.
What'd everyone think of the nw Star Wars trailer? Not a bigfan of the series myself but it looked pretty sweet.
Tfw I want to have sex with IDbro too.
Tfw he will never acknowledge my existence :(
I just want to have his babies.
Well guess this is gonna 404 soon.
Who's buying a 4chan pass for black friday, I know I am totally worth it.
>>581957539
You have the power to stop that from happening.
Believe in yourself.
>>581957539
Never!!!
Anyone here that doesn't want to fuck IDbro? Or am I the only one?
>>581958025
>thinking we can't see past your lies.
Tokoroa reporting in where my psychonauts at
>>581958282
Ok maybe just a little. Hope he's pissed drunk tonight.
kama ta kama te kunta kunta
Forgot why are IDs even back?
Wellington reporting in!
>>581957678
nelson/marlborough
please buy me one or at least how much nzd do they cost
>>581959145
I will buy you one if you post nudes of yourself.
>>581959145
after u buy me one i trust nzers but not that much
why are IDs even back?
>>581956490
It felt more like a fan trailer than the trailer of a series getting a reboot to me.
>Reportin in
>>581959683
never watched starwars
>>581959318
... will you buy me one if I post a nude?
>>581959683
People seem to be excited though, I'm not in the fandom myself. I'm hanging out for the rumoured Batman v Superman teaser being released with The Hobbit.
>>581959952
na fuck it ima ask mummy to get me one now :3
why are IDs even back?
>>581959952
Depends.
What are you?
>inb4 you tell me you're a fucking pisces or something.
>tfw the number of posters and images posted aren't the same
should i dump some pictures?
>>581960319
I'm usually in these threads later at night. I'm Tauranga Bethlehem anon, previously jobless.
>>581960346
i would dump but the fag from last night didnt
>>581960564
shit i just said too much
shows on
>>581960564
>>581960720
Don't bully me.
>>581960006
I love the shit out of star wars but Im pissed that the literal 10kgs of lore in my wardrobe no longer matter
holiday to do list
>make a skype acc
>make webms
>secret project (GET HYPE)
>>581961407
hopefully nothing involving chinks
>>581961243
Yeah I heard about that, all the novels are non canon now right? Well you could hardly expect them to remain faithful to decades worth of stories by several different authors. They'd tie themselves in knots with all that.
>>581961407
Holiday to do list
>Get out of bed before 12 oclock at least once
>>581961230
huh?
>>581961624
Apparently there was a department dedicated to working out the clashes and stuff.
Its all my dads stuff he used to buy it all weekly now since its not even novels its pretty much useless
>>581961407
Holiday to do list
>Stay Sober
>Find something to do with all this being sober time.
>>581961515
nah no chinks. i'm talking GOOKS
Fuck ya nz blokes
>>581961865
ok, where meet?
>>581961721
Do you even know who this is?
what should i rename 12,748 pictures to?
>>581962021
I dun wanna fuck ya mate jesus
>>581962137
literally who are you?
Feilding reporting in. Anyone else from around Manawatu in here?
>>581962189
Cinkygook
Reporting in. Holy shit just realised it's saturday
>>581960614
NZdate screens? If that's the case I was that fag, sorry man I got tired
>Tfw I've been here too long and can identify IDbro in this thread even when he's not posting his kpop girls
>>581962547
make it up by buying a 4chan pass for me :3
ima continue dumping screens
>>581962342
Cody Harrington.
>>581962487
goddammit *Chinkygook
>2014
>not knowing how to bypass captcha
>>581962715
>giving moot my hard earned studylink living costs shekels
Nevertheless bruh.
Some of the old people on the old people on that site depressed me.
Everyone needs love, y'know?
>>581962796
mr shoe fish?
I just don't get how what I said was offensive
>>581963050
I was just bantering.
Still friends?
>>581963000
no not everyone does some people need to die not being mean its the way evolution works
hope u guys read the file names :p
>>581963460
>>581963305
nice. I hope i don't end having to use a site like this when i'm 40
>>581963286
>tfw renamed 12,748 files to Chinkygook
>>581964030
what was the renaming software you used called again?
>>581964030
mein nigga
>>581963775
u no anyone who live in blenheim
>>581964139
Which city is the best one to spot legit neckbeards in this country. I have honestly never seen one Ive seen borderline ones but never full on neckbeard trench coat trilby tippers.
Just started reading Paradise Lost, it's some great shit. Here's how it describes Satan's army upon finding themselves banished to hell.
50 Nine times the space that measures day and night
To mortal men, he, with his horrid crew,
Lay vanquished, rolling in the fiery gulf,
Confounded, though immortal. But his doom
Reserved him to more wrath; for now the thought
55 Both of lost happiness and lasting pain
Torments him: round he throws his baleful eyes,
That witnessed huge affliction and dismay,
Mixed with obdurate pride and steadfast hate.
At once, as far as Angels ken, he views
60 The dismal situation waste and wild.
A dungeon horrible, on all sides round,
As one great furnace flamed; yet from those flames
No light; but rather darkness visible
Served only to discover sights of woe,
65 Regions of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace
And rest can never dwell, hope never comes
That comes to all, but torture without end
Still urges, and a fiery deluge, fed
With ever-burning sulphur unconsumed.
70 Such place Eternal Justice has prepared
For those rebellious; here their prison ordained
In utter darkness, and their portion set,
As far removed from God and light of Heaven
As from the centre thrice to th' utmost pole.
>>581964172
Bulk Rename Utility
>>581964209
unfortunately no.
>tfw Central Auckland master race
>>581963893
fuck it, anyone in waikato wanna hang?
>>581964264
fuck off this is a nz thread take ur poetry else were
WHY ARE IDS EVEN BACK
anyone from nelson omfg i need a zinger burger ffs
>>581964469
>>581964264
What did you think of that?
>>581962930
Do you use an app?
>>581964469
that's pretty gay dude
>>581964560
>tfw
>>581964264
Not gonna lie mate. I didn't read this
>>581964908
Don't worry, I'll save the thread!
Another ChChfag checking in
ok guys this one should make u feel better it made me laugh
>>581964867
All the Hell stuff is great but I hear the Heaven business gets pretty dull, not up to that yet.
>>581955951
fuck you heaven
>>581964848
Hm never seen this faggot around campus. I'll keep an eye out during..
>tfw summer school
>>581964908
>>581964469
I've been contemplating whether or not to delete this off my hard drive. It's pretty much the only homoerotic thing i've got, but i laugh everytime i watch it
>>581962930
yea how do u do it
>>581965316
i watched this 3 timesmore then i should have
>>581964552
hey, where are you in waikato?
>>581965271
For a minute there I thought you were replying to this post.
>>581964264
>>581965170
>that selfie
kek would buy a beer for
Captcha: Commerce
fuck you moot
Will keep uploading webm's but i don't know what they are cause tfw no preview in the thumbnail
>>581965560
Tokoroa, not too dodgy i promise
Dunners reporting
Any weed in Hastings?
>tfw you like a lot of girls but you're in love with a goddess
>>581965316
>It's pretty much the only homoerotic thing i've got, but i laugh everytime i watch it
Yet you posted a Bel AMi webm?
>>581965535
I love it how the set it up like a box office film trailer, the editing gets me everytime
>pic possible related
>>581965610
lol i saved the gay one twice
i am le chef
>>581965610
http://www.codecguide.com/download_kl.htm
codec pack that lets you see webm thumbnails
>>581965653
Oh damn, I'm in hamz
>>581965756
ehh
>>581965931
she just seems like everywhere in her house is sticky and it smells like there would be a cat but i dont think they do :/
>>581966125
ah damn should have known im the only one in Tokoroa who can use a computer hahaha
>>581966072
>http://www.codecguide.com/download_kl.htm
shot bruh.
>>581966325
sorry dude
>>581966162
>Hm never seen this faggot around campus. I'll keep an eye out during..
And this comment too.
Is there something you want to tell the class, central Auckland fag?
one of u fags are messaging me u chch cunts XD
WEST
IS
BEST
Waikato in here. Also Happy caturday cunts.
>>581966630
I'm not gay, just curious
>pic possibly related, about to install that codec pack
>>581966630
i no i was going to accuse him of it but i didnt wanna be that guy he prob is him though
>>581966678
where abouts m8?
>>581966678
How long have you been using craigslist?
>>581966980
Maramarua.
>>581966678
sent ;)
brought some sins today, shifty as fuck had to enter this basic crack den in linhood with kids everyone wasted one's chuffing dem shards slang this native my cash he's too insitent on giving me a bong his shout I say I gotta rendezvous with my fictional niece make a jip walk waiting for the loser cruiser these soles riding two wheeled trolleys making trouble with a coupla lebcunts I wanna stay out but need a light next things checked and there's a hammer from a crotch this leb is happy like it's the apocalypse about to drop this wielding cunt everyones cool we all wanna chill so after some scuffling and ruffllin the goonsacks and their hammerjacks scat and I've got a lebanese screaming shit in my face about his race and his sanity which I'm questioning straight face he asks for a smoke I picked up my butt poorer than you bro but I don't say that because that's yuck
anyway I flipped an ounce earlier from a shiftrunning dairy we talking a-k it's not what you know it's who you know so I got a couple hunna 250mg of valium and needing codeine like my fridge needs to cool just sank four heineys the big cans 4 for 12 at countdie worth it if you want last night blacker than the souther skies I drink to forget but I got no fucking memory
CATCH ME ON FIRE
>>581965749
Is she a Chinkygook? Aren't you gay btw?
>>581966913
>I'm not gay, just curious
Do it, fgt.
>>581966978
>he prob is him though
Probably is that little twink? I've seen his face around that site all the time.
New Zealand women don't shave properly.
>>581966913
ayy
>>581966643
>Honesty man
kek
>>581967314
lol XD i like nz b user cause i can relate to them
>>581967182
>Aren't you gay btw?
>tfw Gimme Chocolate
>>581967182
>Is she a Chinkygook?
no, she's a goddess
>Aren't you gay btw?
no, i'm in love with a godDESS
>>581967042
ah shit too far
>>581967140
i got dem DHC, never tried Valium might be down to trade a few
I want IDbro to cum in my ass
>>581967670
Bruh, can you give me a sauce on this?
It wasn't posted in /kpg/ so no one could help me :(
>>581967816
You let everybody else so about time he got to.
taking a break to talk eat chips and play gta v xbox one 5 star wanted level bitches all u guys here are fucking plebs
>>581968009
Night, mate
>>581967879
>Not listening to Kid A
Fucking plebs.
>>581967879
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1nJlXFQNoI
around 4:15
is it gay hour or something?
ur all welcome :)
>>581968142
not leaving so nz poll
----dominoes or pizzahut----
>>581968318
Is now that you're here.
>>581968147
Thanks mate
>>581968146
LETS DO IT GUYS
Kid A > OKC > IR > The Bends > HTTT > Amnesiac > TKOL > Pablo Honey
>>581968318
It's always gay hour in an NZ thread.
>>581955570
WANNABEE AUSTRALIANS.
>>581968412
Dominoes i guess. I'm a bit indifferent.
thinking about deleting my kpop folder...
...again
>>581968697
if i wanted to australian i would commit a pettycrime
OC in a NZ thread? yeah it happens
>>581968697
I'd rather fuck sheep than kangaroos and Dingos
>>581968840
Haha, I remember that post, had a good chuckle.
>>581968840
Holy fuck I said that! Am I a meme now?
>>581968784
too bad your dollar is on,ly worth 2 flat rocks
>>581968840
why aren't your IDs even coloured?
>>581969141
Colour blind.
>>581969372
highlight me~
>>581969125
>mate
>mate
>mate
>>581968840
You and me Suzy.. you and me
>>581969570
I bet you say that to all the boys, though.
>>581969770
only you~
>>581969804
I just don't know if I'm ready for that type of commitment yet.
>tfw going to start watching a new kdrama
>>581970073
>tfw been meaning to start this Jdrama six months ago
>tfw just came across it when deleting old stuff
>>581970274
what's it called?
>>581970421
Densha Otoko
>>581969804
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7OVZ-CgMwM
>>581970252
I'm just scared you'll throw me aside when something better comes along.
>>581970461
i wanted to read the manga. i've already read Chikan Otoko. guess i'll just watch the drama
Chch morphine guy stoppin' in
How the fuck are we?
>>581970647
is this what you think about while on your walks?
have you gone yet?
if not, hurry up and leave already~
>>581958891
This guy lives across the road from my mate
>>581970797
p. good
might go catch up on my chinese cartoons soon
sup bruh?
>>581966563
where you at?
>>581970797
>opiates
That's so 1980's bro.
>>581971008
>hurry up and leave already~
ok
hamfag reporting in, bored and lonely
>>581971181
be safe
take care
>>581961817
Hernia guy?
>>581971205
got wheels mate? same boat here
>>581970797
When'd you last take a shit bro?
>>581971181
Don't take the forest bush walk anon, that shit is 2spook4u.
Also if you see a man wearing all black in the distance turn around, no one will think less of you for pussying out
>>581971306
Nah must be someone else.
>>581968009
>Xbox one
>calling others plebs
U wot m8?
>>581963050
Cody FUCKING Harrington?
Jesus this nigger again.
>>581971372
naw, you got wheels? i got weed and booze
anyone in nelson come to marlborough
>>581971093
heroin the most damaging and destructive drug
isnt 1980 :p
anyone live in silverdale/hillcrest
>>581971647
shiit i got enough drugs to fuel a orgy in thailand but my cars fucked
nelson/marlborough here my id changed for some reason
>>581971093
I'm cool with that bro
>>581970721
You going to be participating in the annual Christmas rewatch of TxD?
>>581971396
Yesterday morning
The laxsol is doing nothing haha
>>581971997
whats wrong with it? might be able to fix it
>>581971508
Must be
Why the sobriety?
>>581972197
didn't do it last year. might do it this year. you?
>>581972276
transmission is being a right bastard, very clunky when changing gear, worried if i go anywhere in it, it'll die and ill be even more fucked.
damn, i hate being sober~
>>581971372
i don't got my own wheels at least, but i can get around most of the city, where you at
>>581972662
Yeah I will. Starts in two days
>>581972770
I've come to the conclusion that I have a problem, so it's green tea for now. Will definitely be pulling out the Asahi's for a lonely drink on christmas though
anyone got an xbox one
I'm gonna go watch my anime now
Later New Zealand, talk to you tomorrow :^)
>pic not related
>>581972819
Tokoroa sorry man, i got some really strong shit if that helps haha i don't mind sharing.
>>581973594
aww man i wanted to talk to u more got a throw away email :3
>tfw you forgot this thread existed
>tfw IDbro tells you to leave the thread
>>581974763
>>581974820
>>581974820
welcome back~
i really want to start this kdrama
Hey this is mt roskill fag, me and german girl are drunk as fuck. lol.
Drama series follows reporters for a broadcasting company as they chase the truth.
In-Ha (Park Shin-Hye) has a Pinocchio Syndrome. She hiccups whenever she lies.
Choi Dal-Po (Lee Jong-Suk) is a first year society reporter at the broadcasting company. He has a handsome appearance, but his ugly clothing and hair style hides that fact. He has an excellent memory and speaks well.
Seo Bum-Jo (Kim Young-Kwang) is from a rich family and has a bright personality. Yoon
Yoo-Rae (Lee Yoo-Bi) has a timid personality, but strong will. She was a huge fan of an idol person in her high school and college days.
Good night NZ
Keep it green.
>>581974991
I never went.
>>581975318
>Good Night, /k/.
>>581975318
you too.
>>581975364
never leave me~
>>581975105
inb4 rape
>>581975506
I knew you were a virgin.
auckland reporting in
>>581975852
y-you too
>>581976012
Should I delete that comment?
>reference to earlier
>xo
>>581976159
i only deleted mine because of the spelling/grammar error
>>581976289
I didn't notice any I just noticed how it made me feel.
just renamed 12747 files to 'why are IDs even back'
>>581975105
Pic of you touching her sock or it didn't happen
>>581976454
damn...
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>>581976579
What is this sock meme. Don't frequent NZ threads, but seen this meme a couple times now. Some shit about german femanon and socks.
>>581975605
Fuck you man, I'm way too awesome for that shit.
>tfw no gelotophobic gf
>>581973947
what kinda strong shit? got anything other than weed?
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
tauranga master race
>>581977121
you gay m8?
>>581977195
>tfw have to go out and buy alcohol tomorrow
>>581977307
wow. youre back again. where have you been yesterday, m8?
>>581977776
Didn't post because I've posted too much shit and >youre back again
>Connection Error
RIP
>>581977943
you can never post too much shit
>tfw writing a shopping list
what should i add to it?
>>581978060
Yeah, more than a few of the anons have remembered heaps of shit I've posted, haha.
Bethlehem anon wrote a whole list.
>>581977943
m8, i was seriously worried, lol. :) \well, anyway, im at roskillfags now and holy shit, im drunk as fuck. :D
>>581978304
Remember to take photos as evidence.
Like I said.
>>581978294
damn, i should've stayed in that 3am thread
>>581978304
yo, noona
>>581978408
Matie, you don't know shit, I don't rape people ;)
>>581976289
>>581976454
love fuckwits and there ability to fucking delete post post responsibly u fucking idiot
>>551976579
>>561976579
>>571976579
Hamilton here. Fuck town here is shit
>>581978436
>damn, i should've stayed in that 3am thread
Someone else made a reply with most of my posts (he couldn't fit them all in his reply) telling me I was autistic and had issues.
Lol, posts like:
>tfw just been asked to be the new face of Whittakers chocolate.
>>581978629
You are shy though, apparently.
>>581978629
>I'm with german femanon
>>581978408
>Pics or it didn't happen
>>581978629
>I don't rape people
>Being this stupid.
>>581978843
>Someone else made a reply with most of my posts (he couldn't fit them all in his reply) telling me I was autistic and had issues.
i think i remember that. was this the thread where i tried to do my greentext gimmick?
>>581978843
I'm recovering from an anxiety disorder, so yes I'm kinda shy.
>>581979046
So cynical, just cause I'm a 4channer doesn't mean i'm messed up
>>581979221
Yea, it was a good gimmick, you got a lot of people.
<a lot of people
>>581979343
it didn't work tho
i'll try again tonight
>>581979315
>I'm recovering from an anxiety disorder, so yes I'm kinda shy.
Recovering? How? Meds?
>>581979315
No, but you are fucking retarded. People are asking for you to prove that you're actually with german femanon. Not that you're going to rape her. I JUST explained that, and you come back with
>I'm not messed up
as if I was still implying you're going to rape her.
Fuck you're stupid.
>>581979439
>meds
get yer own
>>581979439
Yeah meds, and hard work. I'm pretty normal these days though
tfw you don't know how to greentext
who oldfag here and can teach me?
>>581979514
>prove that you're actually with german femanon
He is, she's been telling me for a few days thay were meeting up today.
>>581979523
I do, not for anxiety (but they do help) but they are awful.
>>581979530
>I'm pretty normal these days though
>on /b/
>normal
frankton/dinsdale reporting in
>>581979514
Here's your proof, you should know we have drunk like 5 glasses of wine each, so don't be so annoying. :)
>>581979881
i'm on /b/ and i'm normal
>>581977005
i got slow mo and sideways both high dose
>>581968774
no dont do that
k pop is music of the gods
>>581979971
to me
>>581979881
Holy fuck you're almost just as retarded. Have you retards never heard of the phrase "Pics or it didn't happen"?
I don't care who told who what. If there's no evidence, it didn't fucking happen.
>>581980026
i mean kpop pictures folder
>>581980138
We just posted a pic, you blind or what m8
>>581980138
But it did happen.
Even without pictures.
Most things happen without pictures.
A bitch I know just took a dig at me online and I'm mad. How do I ruin her life /b/?
>>581979881
>tfw german girl was on my bus a few weeks ago
>tfw you will never guess who i was
>>581979948
What's going on here? Someone met someone through 4chan in 2014 and people are going apeshit about it?
Half my friends are from this site lol.
>tfw not going to take any stims for as long as I can manage not to
>hate them so much
>c-crave them
>already feeling dizzy as fuck
This is going to be one hell of a week.
>>581980214
Wasn't quoting you this time. I saw. Well done.
>>581980361
>Half my friends are from this site lol.
To be fair, though, we can't see into your mind.
>>581980261
>>>/b/
this is /nzg/ - NEW ZEALAND GENERAL
>>581980261
Pull the old 4chan personal army reversal, post some shit pretending to be her making a personal army request against someone else, but "accidentally" forget to mask some form of personal info, /b/ will inevitably attempt to fuck up the requester thus playing into your hands.
>>581980283
>don't understand why I should guess if I don't know you?
>>581980491
Not in the mood for your painful hyung bullshit, I'm in Auckland so that's good enough.
>>581980283
German girl just told me she doesn't take buses, you must be mistaken fine sir.
>tfw comfy time is ruined
>>581980594
because im stalking you haha nah just thought it was odd to be able to identify her without much info
>>581980681
b-but, germans girls are hairy. eww
>>581976861
She has been taking pics of her socks... No meme sir
>>581980681
must have been then
>>581980797
>im stalking you haha
Who is this? Is this who I think it is?
>>581980992
>>581980852
Well at least someone explained it. Ty.
>>581981024
No, isn't stalking you, he just doesn't understand IDs.
>>581979971
This isn't normal.
>>581981024
probably not, nevertheless i'm sure it was, german girl is part asian right?
>>581981147
i keep it 300
like the romans
300 bitches
>>581979948
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>581981280
Oh, dear.
>>581981147
Rekt.
>>581981278
don't encourage him~
>>581981280
no webm no, 300 bitch
>>581981365
it's all good. i deleted an earlier post so i'm still 300
>>581981369
>>581981432
have you passed stage 2 of interviews yet?
Who has phismosis
>>581980261
You don't
You just go do something else
>>581981576
right here
>>581955995
>>581981553
yeah, I got the job. yipee.
hand in my resignations and flip off my current employer on monday.
>>581981576
Why does this make me giggle so much?
>>581981648
Put ur soft dick in sea water. It cleanses it and prevents dik cheese
>>581981746
because it's pointing right at you.
>>581981746
becuz ur a fgt
>>581981648
pls
>>581981846
wot
>>581981936
Where u from homie
>>581981967
>>581981967
>>581981967
migrate
don't get stranded~
>>581981991
Gayranga
>>581981130
No worries man
I'm not a fan of the cryptic shit either