I am sexually obsessed with Conan O'Brien. Most of my fantasies

I feel you bro. I have the same fantasies. Wish i could draw...

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this make you wet bby?

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Cool story. But we're actually posting pictures of cats in this thread. Sorry man.

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>>581954795
cats you say?

>>581954330
Post a pic of your drawings

Take your meds nigger

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OP here. here's a more gross one of me choking him with a tie. not sexy, visually, (because killing someone isn't as sexy as you'd think) but i'd love to choke him to death. since someone asked.

>>581954672
Really? It's fucking impossible to find someone who likes this shit. I'll draw you something if you want it. Just let me know.

bumping for interest

Take your medicine and maybe the fantasies will stop. That's what they are there for dipshit.

>>581956385
I don't want them to stop. Conan is the only person I'm sexually attracted to. It makes me feel really good to think about him. :-)

>>581956574
He's not attractive

>>581955605
But, you can't fuck him after you kill him? Pls explain this.

>>581956747
*that attractive

i know conan and i am sending him this right fucking now!

HAW

>>581956778
I don't care whether he's alive or dead. I'd fuck him anyway. But my fantasy is kidnapping him, raping him, killing him, and then keeping him around. Unfortunately I have been told that's near impossible to get away with. There goes my dream.

>>581955769
>I'll draw you something if you want it. Just let me know.

Draw a picture of yourself taking your medication because you've finally realized that you're bugnuts crazy and don't want to end up on LiveLeak like Ricardo Lopez blowing your brains out.

>>581956907
No you don't, cockmunch.

>>581956747
He's very attractive to me. Not attractive to 80% of people who are in countries where his show airs. Or whatever, I'm not good with percentages and countries and whatnot. This comment should be over by now.

>>581956930
Is OP's fetish really too crazy for /b/? Someone screencap this.

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>>581956930

Seriously dude.

Dude.

Seriously.

Welp. This is where I draw the line. Good night /b/.

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>>581955605
>>581954330
I like your style OP, where can I find you in the future?
Do you have a site?

>>581954330

Reported to the FBI

>>581956930
I'm not all that crazy. It just looks that way because I'm on 4chan posting the weirdest aspect of my life.

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>you
>your ideals and existance
>mfw

>>581957117
oh but i do.

Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

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more drawings OP

>>581957139
It's honestly pretty sad how many people think this is TOO MUCH when they're into shit-eating lolis with fat black dicks or whatever.

>>581957272
SERIOUSLY? THIS is too much for ya?

>>581957319
>I'm not that crazy
>Having a violent urge to rape and kill Conan O'Brien

Pick one

>>581957319

The weirdest aspect of your like is that you want to strange a talk show host and fuck his corpse and draw picture about it and fantasize about it and came here wanting to find people to talk about it with.

Dude. That shit is crazy.

Most people have weird shit they do in private. Fuck... EVERYBODY does. But dude.

Dude.

Seriously, dude.

You're either trolling at the red line or are seriously mentally ill and just don't realize it because you think that secretly everybody mus be as bugnuts as you but are just better at hiding it.

But they're not. You're just out of your goddamn mind.

Real talk.

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>>581957528
Moar.

>>581957310
I'm not sharing any contact info with this horrible website. My art isn't that good. I see right through you. You just want to doxx me or something doncha.

>>581957386
Tell him then. Not like he's ever going to find me.

>>581957486
Give me a suggestion on what to draw and I'll do it if I like the idea.

>>581957860
Nigga how the fuck are you gonna get doxxed if you use a fake email address

>>581957742
you talk to much for 4chan sir.

a simple who the fuck cares would do it.

>>581957721
Oh well, maybe I am nuts. nbd tho.

>>581957742
I am not trolling. This is my first post on this website. My friend frequents, and used to frequent, this place. So maybe... My mind is kinda wandering, sorry.

>>581957860
Maybe get some whips involved?

>>581957814
Will draw a custom drawing if you suggest one.

>>581958121
I am not sure how internet works.

>>581958192
I know right? What a fucktard. This isn't tumblr

>>581957860
draw you two having passionate sex

also.. i think you're cool anon

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>>581957860
> implying I am "l33t" enough with my "haxors"

Seriously bro, I particularly like the second image.
First "fanfic" I ever read was about a set of twin musicians in an incestuous relationship who slowly cut up and tortured a fan girl before dumping a suitcase of her remains in a river.
> I liked it

>>581958317
I like that idea. I'll get out my tablet now. Anyone else?

I really do wish people would share Conan stuff of their own. But people are just taking this thread to call me crazy instead. That's fine too. I liked the cat idea from that first guy or two better.

>>581958435
make a fake email account that you don't have any of your shit connected to (like your real facebook account). Don't use your real name when replying to people or setting up the account if you're really paranoid. Not that hard.

>>581954330
HAHAHA this is why I come to /b/

bumping for OP to deliver

>>581958521
Okay.

>>581958547
I have some conan necro fanfic I made someone else write if you want that. Of course you want that. Here it is.

"I can't believe I did it. I finally did it! I'm going to check if he's really there. I headed down to the basement to see him. Yep, he's really here. Conan O'brien. He's so cute, when he's high. See, I've been giving his a steady dose of GHB and he gets so lovey dovey when he's doped out. Hey Conan. I warp my arms around his ever thinning body and smell his neck.
He hasn't been eating. He's getting so much weaker. Lighter too, I can carry him over to my bed. I love buttfucking him. He screams and squirms, but doesn't have the strength to push me off at all.
That's it! Tonight is the night. I cradle him in my arms like a baby. I gently place my palm on his bare chest. I rub it all over and slowly move up to his neck. I pull him in to me. I'm going to squeeze and never stop. I pressed as hard as I could, more and more every second. It's like Beethoven listening to his little coughs and gasps. He's gurgling. Awwww how cute. He grabs on to me. I can feel his grasp getting weaker and his gurgling get quieter. His eyes slowly close.
I can only imagine what he felt. How something so warm can be so cold. How his vision darkened until his eyes slowly closed. My cute smile, the last thing he saw. Plus how hot my dick was, you know?
He's gone. I lay him down on the bed and pull the blanket over us. Goodnight Conan. I snuggle him like a big teddy as out dicks pressed against each other. I began it kiss his neck and stayed like this till I fell asleep."

I enjoyed it.

>>581954330
>I am sexually obsessed with Conan O'Brien.
I mean... OK. I would like to bang Christina Ricci. It's like, I'm with you so far even if I don't get what exactly why, because everybody got somebody they'd like to have sex with who is famous.

>Most of my fantasies are pretty violent.
Alright. This isn't even that abnormal. Lots of people have fantasies that go toward the extreme. I had a gf who always wanted to pretend about rape during sex. I don't know why, but OK. It's just a fantasy, not like she was going out in bad parts of town with her ass hanging out hoping it would actually happen.

>I actually was so bad with the thoughts that I wanted to capture him at one point and started making plans
Now see, this shit right here is where you cross the line. You actually start thinking about this shit for real and get so crazy that you even for a minute act like you're going to do it.

>(I'm in therapy now).
Well I fucking hope so.

>I'm an unmedicated schizophrenic so that doesn't help with the urges.
That's like saying "my head is on fire so that doesn't help with my hair issues"

We all know the FBI watches this site almost like they're admins, so I hope they see this shit and get you the help you need, or at least keep Conan from getting his dead ass raped by you

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>>581959229

>>581959229
How is this different than the average /b/ rape fantasies? Please, enlighten me.

>>581959064
I'll get on that, then. New email I'll make in a few minutes. Sorry, I feel a little rushed in the replies.

>>581957450
and the Spanish Inquisition

>>581959229
Conan will be fine. I love him too much to hurt him. I know that now. I won't try to hurt him. I just used to want to. :-)

>>581959864
Yeah all of a sudden I need help because I like someone unattractive and male. kek

>>581959106
>I have some conan necro fanfic I made someone else write if you want that. Of course you want that.

Shakti take the wheel.

What they want to do is encourage you to go out of control so that they can post the screen caps together and make fun of you when the news reports that some insane person was caught hiding in the bushes behind Conan's house with a roll of duct tape and a giant dildo.

>>581959864
I think sharklasers for email would be good. Up to you what you want to use.

>>581960236
Well if that was their goal, it worked indirectly. But no, I won't let myself go. I don't want to rot in jail. I'm smarter than the average batshit fucker.

Alright-- I'm getting my tablet now like I said I'd do several minutes ago.. I got distracted.

>>581960236
Word. OP MUST DELIVER!

>>581959229
Bump. Also, the FBI couldn't give less of a fuck.

OP HERE-- MY NEW "SECRET EMAIL" IS [email protected]

it's just taking a long time for the damn thing to sign in i have a slow internet and junk

currently drawing conan being whipped like that one person said and drawing me fucking conan like that other person said

must...not...404...

>>581955605
>(because killing someone isn't as sexy as you'd think)

I mean, this implies that you know this is true because you did it already.

I'd like to know what state you live in, and if any tall, red headed dudes with weird hair are already missing.

Are you making a skin suit because you wish you were born with a freckled vagina? And what sort of a relationship did you have with your father growing up? Were you ever molested by an Irishman when you were a kid?

We need some facts to find out why you are so fucking bonkers.

>>581961767
This.

you're not that crazy OP. Worse shit has happened but everyone is SJW now. I think conan is a funny guy.

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op has delivered one thing

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>>581954330
I think he's into it.

>>581961767
I just know this from pictures and videos and whatnot that I may have seen over a while. I will not reveal my state. I am not a woman so I do not want a freckled vagina. I'm at my father's right now. I was never molested. :-)

>>581962761
It surprises me that even 4chan is sensitive to something that's just a little weirder than normal

>>581963098
>>581962838
OP Delivered. Anyone lurking?

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>>581963098

Is this you?

>>581963312
I am not him. Smart of you to know about him though. I am a lot younger than him. I think he went about things the wrong way.

>>581963290
i am an op that delivers

>>581963290
Lurker reporting in

>>581963540
>I think he went about things the wrong way.

Well how do you plan to do it then Mr "I know I'm schizo but am smarter than all the other crazy people"?

Do not lurk folks. I'd love to hear anything from any of you, including insults or freakouts or apathy or whatever.

I am surprised to not have gotten any emails to my [email protected] address that I made just for 4chan/this thread.

>>581963912
Serious question, have you done any autism tests or the like?

>>581963238

Yeah, everyone has probably seen something worse than a dude with a severe obsession. Not to mention all the rapists and pedos. Entertaining post though.

>>581964017
I am not diagnosed with anything but schizophrenia. If I don't keep my thoughts brief I start trailing off.

>>581963856
If I told you I'd be a retarded criminal. But I'm not even going to try, of course. I just used to make plans. I used to want to try.

>>581954330
>>581959229

you both like people with HUGE heads

>>581964336
does that mean you can't think about conan for longer stints?

Are you a guy or a girl?

Level 42 Lurker reporting in.

its probably conan or one of his writers doing some stunt for his show

>>581964636

It's because she's weird looking that I am attracted to her. She's pretty, but she's also different, like some kind of exotic new ethnicity.

I also want to bang Faruza Balk. She's got the same weird look, but isn't nearly as pretty as Ricci. But there's just something there that interests me and I can't put my finger on it.

But it ain't like I'm drawing MS Paint adventures of having tea parties with her corpse up in my attic or some crazy shit like the OP.

>>581965092
Tea party. Good idea.

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I drew another shitty couple minute pic.

>>581964669
No, that only refers to speaking.

>>581964732
I'm a guy.

>>581964981
Nope.

>>581965092
You'd be more interesting if you drew pictures.

OP is totally lying (it's not that hard to see that if you pay atenttion), therefore he is a genius.
Thank you OP this thread is gold.

>>581966057
wow OP you have a talent for drawing

>>581966157
Why do you think I'm lying? Oh yeah, I'm on 4chan. No one ever tells the truth here, do they. Well, I'm telling the truth. Sorry if that's disappointing.

>>581966186
I'm seriously pretty bad compared to other drawfags on here and the rest of the net. I have only a basic understanding of anatomy.

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How this thread makes me feel

>>581966057

welp, now we know what he looks like!

>>581966057
OP is decidedly a faggot.

>>581966749
Yeah. It will be very, very easy to find the right psychotic skinny man with dark hair and glasses.

If this is real, top kek.

If this is trolling, 10/10, reminds me of the good old days.

>>581967110
I'm glad you'd have rated me that if I were lying. But it seems kind of a tryhard post for a troll anyways, so I wouldn't rate it that. I'm sorry but it's going to be the top kek, m'lord, cuz I'm certified crazy

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>>581967580

10/10 either way then.

But.. why Conan? Why not Colbert or even Jon Stewart?

...Stewarts pretty fine, btw.

I'm going to work on something that takes more time perhaps. Since no one is drawing anything or taking any pics for me. )-:

I still seriously can't fucking believe I haven't gotten any email messages. I thought I was so weird and stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>581968360
colbert is a faggot. stewart is a fine gent though

>>581968360
colbert and stewart are cute men. but conan just somehow caught my attention. he's the only one for me. he's absolutely beautiful and unique to me.

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>>581968439
Thank you OP, you loveable, untrusting faggot :)

>>581968701
Wow you are a sweetheart. <3

The thread delivered. Less than I had hoped but. Thank you!

So do you lead a somewhat normal life, this obsession aside? Do you have a job? On disability or any of that?

Lurking. Draw yourself pissing on him.

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>>581964636

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I drew this for you guys! While I was waiting for more posts.

>>581969109
I live a very banal life. Other than struggling with going to class. I have a job-- I work from home.

>>581969603
Sure.

>>581954330

I think everything will work out exactly as you plan. Thank you for sharing.

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>>581969603
Here you are. It's hard to draw the logistics of piss

>>581954330
Is this Andy? Lol

>>581970995
A nice person on 4chan??? Well, also encouragement of bad things, but that's sweet too. Maybe. Maybe you're trying to just get me arrested for trying. Oh well. Either way thanks for replying.

>>581971605

welp, now we know what his cock looks like!

>>581971909
You wish.

>>581972034
LOL. That's not really what my cock looks like. It could be smaller, it could be larger. You never know. (Probably smaller, knowing the internet). The cock I drew is average, or a little smaller than average, which would be a good guess.

OP is a fucking genius and an sexual revolutionary, draw more insirational works of beauty please you crazy ball of fuck

might i recieve a fine illustration of conan
indulging in a sweet liturgical dance fine manster?

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>>581972453
Here's something I made a day or two ago. I posted this elsewhere on the internet but I took off one detail.

If I ever encounter a Conan I would kidnap him and send him to you !

>>581972708
Okay. The idea sounds boring, but sure.

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>MFW this thread

Op are you exclusively gay or do you only like Conan?

>>581973342
You're a sweetpea. <3

>>581973457
I consider myself gay beacuase I mainly find men attractive and beautiful and pay little attention to women. But my only sexual attraction and sexual desire is Conan. I think I will have more actual sexual attractions to regular men in the future. I hope so.

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>>581972708
Here you are

>>581974256
I enjoyed that, thank you.

>>581974482
i enjoyed this thread

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>>581974219
OP I know this has already been said. But God damn 10/10. I was really hoping this was bait. But I'm more and more warming up to the fact that this is real life. Holy fuck. BrMaDa.

>>581974559
I'm glad you did. <3

Is this thread coming to a close??? And still only one person has delivered. )-:

>>581974692
Thanks. Real life is often strange and sad

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>>581974847
That it is. I really hope this thread isn't already dying. Because I'm loving this shit.

>>581975058
It is dying, basically. That's the way things go. I could say some more fucked up shit about Conan but I swear it would not be believable. People would think I was trolling for sure if I said it

>>581975252
Indeed. If nothing else I do hope you have a serious hold on this shit you've got going. You seem to have a fairly legitimate grasp on reality despite how fucked up your desires may be. Be safe.

>>581975497
Yeah. The thing with delusions is that the stronger they are, the stronger you have to counter it with negative and rational thought. My therapist is going to help me more as time goes on. And I"ll get on meds and junk. Thanks for being sweet.

hey OP I liked this thread. It was absurd but also very real. You don't those too often.

>>581954330
This would be hilarious if he were to mention this on his show. Shame he'll never see this.

>>581975865
Thank you. :-)

>>581975970
It'll never happen. For the better. If anyone were to find out who I was and tell Conan, I'd probably get a restraining order or something. He's had a stalker in the past.