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What if it's a woman?
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what if its your mom
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>>581951003

It's just about time they used a guard in their light sabers.
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>>581951130
i would slice my fingers off every time with that crossguard
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it's not a crossguard its exhaust ports
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>>581951003
I dunno, mixed feelings about the trailer in general.
It looks like disney tickled their own pickle though.

Also it's lightsaber looks stupid, and not like a lightsaber. It's like a lightningsaber instead, what happened to the nice clean crisp white core lightsaber we were used to?
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it's jar jar
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>>581951130
>It's just about time they used a guard
Yeah, made out of the very thing they're trying to guard against.
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>>581951410
also these are jedi/sith we're talking about here. I think they can handle it without chopping their hand off.
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>>581951410
>exhaust ports
genius. we all know how well exhaust ports work out when it comes to a powerful weapon.
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>>581951430
jj abrams and modern cgi happened
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>>581951003
She turned to the dark side because patriarchy
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well they could have reinforced the guard/exhaust with sith alchemy or cortosis
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>>581951003
what if it's Luke?
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my new favorite character
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>>581951430
>what happened to the nice clean crisp white core lightsaber we were used to?
jews
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>>581952469
fifa ad incoming
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>>581951430
I think the lightsaber was made by that of a child or a beginner force user. I think its a rugged lightsaber made in time of desperation or because of lack of knowledge about the weapon.
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>>581952469
Its looks so fucking stupid. If this movie caters to children i'm done with jj abrams.
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Its Breanne of Darth.
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>>581952469
Carful what you say. Fifteen years ago, I tbought Jar Jar was going to be the shit.
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>>581951003
Ok fags
None of you will believe me, but I've been to the set and read a script
That's right
Now I have some little nuggets of truth that may or may not be out yet.

Daisy Ridley is the Main
She lives in a trash dump
She finds a lightsaber (or gets it from a junk dealer)
Another main betrays everyone (Adam Driver)

If you guys are interested I have a little more
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>>581951430
I'm going full autism and you can't stop me.

The crytals used during episodes 4-6 were all artificial (with the possible exception of lukes first lightsaber). This caused the lightsabers o be much more stable.

My guess would be he is using a natural crystal and has impowered the crystal him/herself.

Also the blade is quite long, so it would be likely to become unstable and such length.

Anyone more autistic then me can correct me if i made some mistakes.
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>>581953782
I dont believe you but go on
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>>581953782
No one cares.
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>>581952469
That IS a fucking soccer ball, right?
I only just saw this trailer today and asides from my wondering why the stormtrooper outfit looks so different even when Tie Fighters and X-Wings are exactly the same (plus Rebel Alliance logo on helmet?) as 30 years ago, I just can't figure out this fucking robot.

Is this thing basically the new R2D2 of the series? A fucking soccer ball? Really?

And obviously the lightsaber is pretty sad. I'll be very surprised if whoever uses it doesn't accidentally kill themselves.
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Here we go ladies and gentlemen..... the ruening of the greatest saga of all time! Jango Fett. Was. NOT. a. fucking. colored man! I am well aware of the fact that back in Episode 2 they weren't all clones, but by the time the empire took over, ALL of the troopers were clones. Why else would they not have battle droids around anymore? It's like George Lucas has utterly lost it, it's bad enough that he wrote as bad of storys as he did in the first place, but now he's even going back on them and putting black people as the clones of a white guy. Not sure what he thinks he's doing, he has spefically said before that the stromtroopers are clones and unless they invented some new kind of evolution white does not go to black, its the other way around if you check the fucking history book. he is completely fucking the saga sidewars, and i dont care if this new jay jay the fucking jetplane guy is a good director or not, cloning usually doesnt change your nationality like that. I am absoltely through the roof on this one, and the words are pouring onto my keyboard as i type so frivolously. In my opnion, this one choice has fucked the entire star wars saga into oblivion and there is no turning back now. If you want to save the series, you need to fix this right now george and jay jay. Done with this bullshit.
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>>581951130
You're a god damned idiot if you think that design would help in any way.

If a lightsaber blade was blocked and slid down the blade, it would just shear off the emitters anyway. The crossguard is absofuckinglutely uselss.
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>>581953782
sure
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>>581953265
>getting this mad over scifi
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>>581954093
Still angry because everybody in your other thread took the piss out of you?
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>>581951130
The guard is fucking useless cause it base is still cut-able, which is where the leverage leads the blade anyway, totally useless and more dangerous
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>>581951003

oh goddamit, I first saw it in a small screen and I thought it was actually another guy in front of the guy who ignited his red lightsaber, implying the two sith where gonna fight.

that would have been better.
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>>581954156
sith alchemy and cortosis solve this issue
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>>581954156
inb4 some faggot says that the hilt could be made of cortosis.

If that were true, why have mini fucking light sabers coming out of the cross guard?
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>>581954093
this is taking place decades after the original. How do you know they haven't just started recruiting non-clones as stormtroopers as well? What with losing their super weapon (twice) and a good chunk of their top brass, the empire is probably hurting for some more man-power.
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>>581953819
I was of the opinion that red lightsabers are all artificial crystals.
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>>581951003
lol, what the fuck is that shit? Is that the new trailer? What's the fucking point of that lightsaber? It ain't a sword.
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>>581954093

hey idiot, the ran out of clones and started drafting regular humans after the clone wars. do you even expanded universe.
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>>581953996
Seems one goy cares

Max von Sydow is a junk dealer (who finds the lightsaber)

John Boyega is Daisy Ridley's friend

There's a badass stormtrooper fight in a city, I don't know the name but there were crashpads everywhere

Lupida Nyong'o is one of the bad guys (note one, there are multiple)
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>>581951812
>underrated post
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imo the lightsaber looks pretty fuckin sweet. the x-wing bit gave me the chills too. watched that sombitch like, 10 times
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>>581954380
Then why even have the crossguard be a lightsaber beam in the first place? It has no use in combat. The only thing it could do is injure the user. Not only that, it just looks stupid.
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>>581954035
>I'll be very surprised if whoever uses it doesn't accidentally kill themselves.
you know lightsabres aren't real son
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>>581954093
I'm pretty sure Jango was Mandalorian, right? They're basically black guys, or at least Cuban. What race is the actor that played him?
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I cant wait to see Star Dunes!!
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>>581954482
i think its been established that clone production pretty much ended when palatine took over. its most likely the stormtrooper corps was mostly non clone recruits for a long while, since clones were probably getting killed faster than they could be replaced before the coup. BTW that lightsaber is only good for cutting off your own hand
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>>581955170
Neither is your sex life.
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>>581954551
lukes green lightsaber was artificial. But yes all crystals in he movie eras are artifical, but ancient crystal could be red depending on the sith
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>>581954156
It's all hearsay right now, but I read someone saying that it's a much older lightsaber design (i.e. an ancient Sith awakened) where the blade is less stable (notice it's more like a flickering flame than a solid beam of light). The "guard" is a solution for venting and/or balancing the unstable blade or something.

So if that's correct, this isn't a new lightsaber, it's a very, very old one.

>>581954093
1) You don't know what the state of the empire is now... There could be a lot of recruits. But I'm betting that it's actually a rebel spy or some sort of main character in a Trooper suit, similar to what Han did in Ep IV. The clue is in the fact that we hear what appear to be drones searching for him, and he's freaked out.
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>>581954093
The Empire began using recruits/forced enlistment after the clone wars. By this era there would hardly be any clones left. The Empire felt that using people with families would be more effective at fear mongering.
ie if u spoke out, u would be enlisted or family killed etc
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>>581955170
lol
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>>581955028
i supppose we won't know until his/her combat style is revealed
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but the cross guard base would get damaged. Has this guy not seen/read the number of saber hilts that get sliced?

>pic related, better design
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>>581953782
What you fuckers should be talking about is the fucking narration. It sounded like a fucking parody.
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It's Adam Driver's character.
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>>581955273
That's interesting.
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>>581951003
The scene was fucking awesome up until those two retarded prongs popped out.
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>>581955238
that's what I thought, I just couldn't recall for sure. And I am not disagreeing at the uselessness of that lightsaber's design.
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>>581951259
that's because you're an autistic fedora-fag and not a fictional magical being.
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>>581954551
>>581955247
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Luke_Skywalker%27s_lightsaber
i found the source if you are curious
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>>581955242
/thread
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>>581951003
Then its probably misogynistic somehow.
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Could it have been django felt?
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>>581955660
Thanks. I was curious but not enough to look it up.
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>>581955754
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>>581954156
One other fact to note: Lightsabers don't slide against each other
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>>581955273
It could be an ancient lightsaber. More likely it's just JJ Abrams adding his touch to the design.
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>>581955883
that would be awesome and awful at the same time
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>>581955883
kek
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>>581951003
I have hopes for the movie, as long as Disney doesn't try and shoehorn there own little Disney romance shit. The prequels did that and it was fucking horrendous
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>>581956446
Maybe there will actors who actually act innit.
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i want a jedi with downs syndrome
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>>581952469
>I'll be very surprised if whoever uses it doesn't accidentally kill themselves
unlike with normal lightsabers right?
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>>581953265
>implying that Star Wars hasn't always catered to children
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>>581951003
Where are the fucking mexicans
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>>581956728
this answer was meant for this
>>581954035
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who cares , the movies all suck anyway. The only good thing to come out of star wars is the KotOR and the battlefront games.
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>>581951003
Then they ruined star wars.
You see, star wars is a mans movie, its for men, no women allowed.
Its only fair.

(Patriarchy)
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>>581956902
Emphasis on it being KNIGHTS of the Old Republic.
The Old Republic sucked
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>>581954551
Pretty sure ancient sith used crystals that were collected from rancor embryo's. They'd crack open the egg, extinguish the life inside and claim their prize.
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>>581957071
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>>581957585
Kinda like yer mum.
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>>581954821

i know right? everyone here is just getting on the lets be negitive bandwagin

>>581952094

if the movie has feminism shit in it or some obvious empowered wiminz character im going to fucking kill myself

>>581955231
fukin k e k

>>581953265
when a movie costs this much to make you need all ages for max profits. Disney is about as jew as they come like that. This movie will be goyim to the max.
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>>581955231
kek
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>>581957585
krayt dragon pearls were used, haven't heard of rancor eggs used. can you provide proof?
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>>581957585
Well I don't know much about star wars. Was never really a fan. I just remember hearing or reading something like the Jedi used to keep the sith away from where the crystals naturally occurred so the sith used to make their own.
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Did anyone catch the Aurebesh text in the xwing scene? I yanked it out. Fucking awesome if true, cruel if it's just a joke.
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>>581957120
Eh, I find TORtanic to be moderately entertaining, story wise. But Jesus fuck, I'd be lying if I didn't admit that they're bending Revan over a barrel and raping him in the ass.
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>>581957810
Nice to meet jew
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>>581955273
>notice it's more like a flickering flame than a solid beam of light
I noticed that too. Just figured it was the "creative edgelord Sith" design that they had to use to set their new villain apart from the others.
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>>581951003
>triple bladed lightsaber
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>>581958160
I bit.
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>>581957897
Read it ages ago but can't remover if I'm recalling it right or wear I read it.
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>>581951003
I bet the entire movie turns out to be a setup to justify that three bladed lightsaber.
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>>581959613
was it from a comic or novel?
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>>581958002
Yeah, the Jedi had their own supply. The later sith synthetically made them to create a more powerful blade, but exerted a greater pull and consumed more power.
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>>581960010
That's some interesting shit, home skillet. One day I have to learn about Star Wars or Warhammer. One day...
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>>581959613
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dantooine_crystal
was it these? not rancor but similar
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>>581959918
Was either from some online source or from one of the novels. Can't remember it's name but it had the solo twins, a female wookie, a translator bit called mt-td and told the story of how they were captured by the empire and sent to the new sith academy under the tutelage of some sith bitch. Luke sky and one of the other kids infiltrated the group and rescued them. The tribe the sith were recruiting from was on a planet that started with a D, had females as the dominant sex (and better force users) and the rancor a were native creatures.

Hope that helps bro. I'm a fan but not as artistic about it as if like to be.
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>>581960571
This is all, of course, according to old EU stuff before the Disney takeover that changed everything.

Like the fucking name of the Sith homeworld from Korriban.
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>>581961073
fuck I think I know what you're talking about, but i never read that part
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>>581961171
Yeah I caught glimpses of the Star Wars show on Disney XD. I thought putting Marvel heroes in Disney cartoons were bad enough.
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>>581956728
normal light sabers didn't have two blades that were designed to hit nobody except the wielder.
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>>581961171
wtf? What did they change the name to
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>>581961073
Dathomir! (Oh god im a nerd)
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>>581962046
That's the one! Thanks man, gonna go google that shit. Might buy some books. I never did finish the Thrawn ones, and that mofo was based as fuck.
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>>581961994
Moraband. Of all the shitty crap they could come up with, and after all this time of calling it Korriban, they give us that.
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>>581961758
well they might cut you a bit, maybe puncture a lung or sthg, but a least they won't slice right through you like the unguarded lightsaber
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>>581962356
>Moraband
Holy fucking shit that's retarded. It sounds like a stupid fucking fanfiction name used for someone OC planet for their super special OC donut steel. And there's literally no point in changing the name. Nothing is affected
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>>581962356
Wait, what? Since fucking when was this shit? I thought that when the said the EU was non canon they strictly meant any fiction after episode 6, not anything before hand. Revan? The entire history of that universe is now trashed?
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>>581955273
Best post in this damned thread.
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>>581962268
Dont. I garuntee you that you will touch exactly zero boobs for the duration of time it takes you to read those books.
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>>581956446
>shoehorn there own little Disney romance shit
Oddly enough, if Disney was involved in episodes 2 & 3 the romance part might have actually made some fucking sense. It's as if Padme fell in love with a manchild that has no clue how to think for himself or even basic control over his emotions. Also they would have hired actors that had at least some basic chemistry.
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>>581951003
then that blade is only that color once a month.

also the FIFA-bot is so that the movie does well in europe and the tiny developed parts of africa.
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>>581962810
From what I'm getting, it's basically in "canon limbo". Meaning it's still there but is considered a legend. Meaning: "It was so long ago, nobody nows the real details or if it even happened"
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>>581962810
>Since fucking when was this shit?
I first saw it about a year ago when watching the Clone Wars special episodes on Netflix. Sidious is off talking about Moraband and I'm wondering what the fuck that idiot is trying to say, so I look it up and..... sure enough....
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Someone in /tg/ solved the problem of putting a guard on a lightsaber.
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>>581963262
gay as fuck. not even interested in this anymore.
disney killed it
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>>581955208
Maori
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>>581963767
And somebody else made this.
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>>581963853
not even bad
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>>581963853
that one makes sense and is even kinda cool
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This thread reminds me what a bunch of sour, worthless cunts nerds can be.
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>>581963853
see this looks better and is ten times more practical
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>>581954093
Black clones!?!? Mel Brooks called it!
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>>581963853
They have over a year to find this picture and realize they were dipshits
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>>581963853
I really hope the teaser trailer was in part to get feedback on shit like the lightsaber and they take examples like this into consideration for altering the appearance.
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>>581963767
infinitely better but still stupid, if you're skilled enough to wield a lightsaber you wouldn't need a crossguard
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>>581963853
....why werent you hired to make the lightsaber

That is 10x better
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>>581963853
Yes.
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It's also worth noting that when lighsabers come into contact, they don't slide across each other like actual swords. They stick to each other a little bit.
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I don't know guys.. I think the design team would have thought about this shit before they made it.I feel like it's not a crossguard, and it's an exhaust from an ancient lightsaber like the one guy said. If a lightsaber needed an exhaust, where the fuck would it go? On the sides of the hilt. It resembles a claymore but at the same time works functionally with the "exhaust" part of the blade.
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>>581963830
What's the big deal of a planet getting it's name changed? Hoth was called something else before Darth Bane's time. A planet by any other name blows up just the same, after all.
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>>581963853
everybody who likes this is forgetting how lightsabers work, why would the light go out sideways?
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It's longer so it needs exhaust ports.
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>>581964397
could that be because they're not trying to slide them along each other?
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>>581964659
Space Magic
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>>581964659
light? you mean plasma?
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>>581964462
If it was a guard its kinda useless, since an opposing lightsaber would just cut through the metal prong emitter thingies.
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>>581964775
next we will be seeing lightaxes because fuck logic
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>>581964916
Lightsaber launchers!!! Its like an rpg but it shoots a lightsaber!
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>>581964565
Because there was no need to change the name.
Did they even acknowledge the name change or did they just make it like they never even called it korriban.
also its just dumb as fuck to hange it for no reason
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>inb4 someone bullseye's that lightsaber's exhaust ports with a T16
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>>581962810
http://www.
starwars.
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>>581964916
You need dem lightaxes for dem stronk metals, like diamond.
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>>581965072
i feel like i have seen this somewhere. it may have been in a spoof, but still...
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It is a woman. She will later be revealed to be Luke Skywalkers Wife Mara Jade Skywalker.
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>>581951003
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8&t=0m42s

Sorry OP, vid related was my first thought about what you said.
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>>581965117
first off, we don't have enough info. so far, all i've seen is a random anon claiming the name is changed. second, if the name has been changed, we don't know if there was a reason or not. We have a trailer that mentions nothing about it. You're jumping to conclusions on several levels, here.
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>>581965310
wrong.
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>>581954280
This.
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worst lightsaber ever
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>>581965475
No it is 100% correct.
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>>581965567
the movies aren't following the novels, dipshit. you are 100% potato.
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>>581965701
What novels? This info is from the transcript released last week.

You are 100% dumpling.
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>>581964232
>>581961227
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Every dolt that says a guard is a good idea is missing a few points. Every time a hand was chopped off by an opponent it was as the blade was being knocked aside. They can use the force or fighting stances to block, not all sword fighting is the same. it's a theatrical gimmick that is woefully useless compared to most forms of weaponry anyway, including Star Wars weaponry. When they Jedi were being wiped out they could only deflect so many blasters before being overwhelmed. For what it does it serves a purpose, this guard thing is just reinventing the wheel for a new audience that's fed up with lens flares on everything and JJ needed a new way to spruce up things for the iGeneration and their simply "shiny red ball" minds.
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>>581965903
post proof or you're Jar Jar.
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>>581965903
>transcript released last week
>citation needed

sauce on that, or you are full of shit. Like they would ruin a story element like that a full year before the movie even releases.
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>>581966271
>sauce on that, or you are full of shit. Like they would ruin a story element like that a full year before the movie even releases.
This..
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>>581966028
From a film point of view, it is just flash and glam, trying to get the new fans to jizz their pants. But dont put it past a sith to add an underhanded advantage to his saber, like two more blades
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>>581965903
also
>What novels?
The EU novels that took place after the OT. The novels that the character Mara Jade is from. You should really know what you are talking about before opening your mouth. It just makes you look more retarded.
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>>581953265
>not an acid spewing death machine with scimitar hands
>this is stupid, caters to children etc

it's a cool looking robot, shut up fag. i dont even respect star wars and this looks cool.
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>>581966503
Wasnt that when Leia started using the force?

...bullshit
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>>581966531
The original r2d2 was supposed to look like that but the special effects of the time found it too difficult to do so without looking so fake it broke the movie.
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>>581966739
>Leia started using the force
She needs to force herself on a treadmill...
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>>581966940
found it. three books, all crap
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Nest_Trilogy
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>>581966739
supposedly. I hadn't read the novels myself, but I've read a rundown of what happens.

>novel spoilers
Luke starts an academy on Yavin, Leia becomes jedi, they find force sensitives to train, including Mara Jade. Leia and Han's son, Jacen Solo, becomes a sith and starts his "Rule of One" (which darth bane via holocron says is foolish and doomed to fail), and there's some shit with the emperor being cloned, and some race from Bakura system being immune to the force, blah blah blah.

But that is all erased now, because it's been confirmed several times that they are NOT following the novel's storylines. It's possible they may use some of the characters, but I don't know how likely that is.
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>>581954628
>ran out of clones
Are you retarded?
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>>581967535
Dont forget the tyranid ripoff yuzan vong who killed chewbacca by dropping a moon on him.
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Why is this thread still alive
>necro powers
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>>581954628
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>>581968297
>>negro powers
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>>581968404

>>581955231
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>>581951003
Check it..
Star Wars 7 Trailer Narrator Revealed

As Star Wars: The Force Awakens has found its trailer circulating through the internet faster than an erroneous price listing for a Wii U, one particular mystery has stepped to the forefront of the trailer analysis market: who's voice is behind the ominous narration for the first look at J.J. Abrams' slick but appropriate for canon sequel? Despite the relatively fresh nature of this debate, there's already a front runner and an apparent "winner" for the honors of who actually voiced the trailer. That winner, according to a report that's surfaced online, is none other than Andy Serkis.
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so what will be the bad guy's name? here are a few ideas
darth maleficus
darth gloom
darth vampirum
darth somber mood
darth uncool


got any other ideas?
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>>581967859
Yes, as in they stopped growing test tube soldiers and their ranks were spreading thin so they had to recruit normal people.
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>>581968672
darth faggot
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>>581968672
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>>581968672
Darth retardsaber
Darth nigger
Darth nofingers
Darth Zader
Darth Walt
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>>581968723
Why would they stop?
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>>581968115
lol was waiting for this
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>>581968915
Darth dick
Darth mole
Darth micky
Darth Goofy
Darth twat
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>>581968723
That didnt happen until after the second deathstar blew up.
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>>581968672
darth precious
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>>581968672
darth nigger
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>>581969206
darth circus-serkis
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>>581951812
More people need to recognize this post.
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Its disney so it'll be darth micky or gofey.
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>>581969147
it happened long before. han solo was a stormtrooper before he deserted with chewie becoming a smuggler.
thats why hes the best, he knows all the protocols and tricks the empire has
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>>581951130

>MORE MONEY FOR ILM AMIRITE FOLKS AMIRFUCKINGRITE

TOTALLY USELESS

THE RAGE IS REAL
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Then I'd fuck it.
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Darth qaeda
darth grunge
darth skelettus
darth cry
darth ebola
darth hantavirus
darth kreep
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>>581954093
>>581954093
Troopers are not all clones, recruitment is done on terrestrial planets through fights to the death and other rigorous training.
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surprised you fags arent whining about this
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darth cringealot
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>>581969893
Oh, you mean the fake fan made trailer? Why would we be whining?
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>>581957585
>Pretty sure ancient sith used crystals that were collected from rancor embryo's. They'd crack open the egg, extinguish the life inside and claim their prize.


what the living fuck are you faggots talking about. thisis a thing? people argue about the fucking fake crystals in fucking lightsabers in a fake fucking world that isn't even the fucking movies?

holy shit I',m glad I was never part of this sad sad thing
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>>581969463
He was an impierial pilot before he rescued chewie from slavery and became a smuggler. Big difference.
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>>581964659
Because it's plasma, which can flow
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I'm pretty sure that the dark character at the end will be revealed to be a cyborg of picard
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>>581969983
kek, you took my bait
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>>581951130

Too many ways to fuck up using that stupid thing
>Stab self in chest/back if side blades are too long
>Cut off fingers by gripping too high
>Rely on guards to block a saber, emitter gets sliced off and you die

The two bladed lightsaber was fucking stupid enough, this shit is just getting ridiculous
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>>581970649
darth luke

what happens now that harrison ford dropped out and we dont have han solo?
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>>581970198
EU is gone friend. None of that is canon.
>no force kids for Han and Leia
>no Mara Jade
>no Yuzzon Vhong
>no Revan, Malek, Bastila,etc.
>no Legacy series
>99% of everything on wookieepedia is now "legends" and useless until Disney releases a movie, book or series about it.

Sad fanboy is sad
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Aren't you a little black to be a storm trooper?
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>>581963767

That's actually fucking awesome. I don't know enough to say whether this would work in the star wars universe but it's a hell of a lot more practical than the shit in the OP
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>>581970708
wow, are you a master trole?
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>>581970794

feelsbad.jpg
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>>581951003
What if it's three kids sitting on each others' shoulders pretending to be a man in a big coat?
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>>581971623
what if it's a trap?
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>>581955519
this is a better design so the hardwere doenst break. an added bonus is that when the angle is just a bit steeper it works as a swordbreaker.
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>>581971623
What if it's two midgets and a black dwarf?
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>>581954093
in between the trilogies there was a clone rebellion on kamino, is the justification for it.

this justification makes its way into the force unleashed, as well as battlefront II.

jango fett wasnt colored, but people they cloned from after the kamino rebellion thing could have been.

basically cherrypicking from the extended universe to have PC nonsense.
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>>581968672
darth disney
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>>581971942
it doesn't look primitive though, it seems to me like they were going for primitive and old looks wise.
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>>581970794
This man speaks the truth
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>>581951259
that lightsabers cover is made of the same material as sidious' lightsaber,, it is nearly indestructible.
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I have a bad feeling about this!
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>>581972550
i knew it was a trap
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>>581951812
This.
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>>581970794
that was the day star wars died for me.

I'll not accept any disney star wars as canon now.
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>>581972892
And? Nobody cares, fag
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>>581951812
especially ones owned by sith.
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Just sayin.
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>>581955273
I've heard that too. Apparantly at the end of the '6th' movie, Luke is the only person who knows how to make a lightsaber. If this person made their own, it would probably be unstable and need the heat ports or whatever. Interesting theory.
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>>581972615
you still enjoyed it
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>>581951764
I thought I was the only one thinking that
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>>581951764
Exactly. They could have used Mandalorian steel.
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>>581952469
football-d2
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>>581973545
or runite
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>exhaust ports
>still wanting hot plasma fumes anywhere near your body

Your argument is invalid.
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>>581963853

someone tweet this shit to JJ
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>>581955231
He was a good Stormtrooper. He was shot first by a racist Rebel. He dindu nuffin.
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something something
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Bunch fags judging a movie by a fucking TEASER. Fucking fags
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>>581951003
That design works just fine as long the lightsaber doesn't give off too much heat. Could your hand get burned if it moves to far up close to the crossguard?
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>>581951003
https://this.spooks.me/
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>>581955754
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What's with all the bitching about the lightsaber? It's like no one's ever heard of a Zweihander or Claymore before.
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>>581973136
well Brienne of fucking Tarth
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>>581963853

Disregarding how lightsabers work that is a fuck ton more better. That awkward moment when fans are better at desiging weapons the the people actually paid to design the weapon.
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>>581955519
a raph sai in star wars would be the shit
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>>581954093
I assumed he was going to be some sort of main character due to the screen time he got, and disney's compulsive need to seem ethnically diverse. Just assumed he was in disguise like luke and solo.
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They stopped producing normal clones because the emperor didn't trust the jango template clones as much, so they started to take people in and recruit outsiders and every so often if there was a recruit who was exceptionally good they would use him as a clone template.
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>>581963830
What and Lucas didn't kill the last three? You dramatic faggot. Don't act like you're not going to see it opening week. Disney will still your money ya dingle berry
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>>581970794

That also means no rogue squadron or Admiral Thrawn.

>Thanks Disney and Jar Jar Abrams
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>>581974323
I think that star wars is one of those things where the fans are more knowledgeable than the creators themselves
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MAX VON SYDOW = DEATH

SEVENTH SEAL

/THREAD
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>>581964659
I like it because it is fictional and looks cool. Fictional. FICTIONAL.
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>>581974709

I bet with the right type of social engineering you could find a way to get a random to create it's own franchise completely original and better than ones done traditionally.
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>>581964659
My friend had a good theory about this:

What if the lightsaber's power crystal is unstable? The blade is somewhat jagged for a lightsaber and the hilt blades could be extra vents to keep it under control and balance the lightsaber out.
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>>581963853

Needs more lens flare
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I cant help but think if you pulled all that crazy acrobatic flipping and fighting that the fucking cross guard is going to eventually get you..


Also phrik...
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>>581964659
>Forgetting how a fictional blade of light works
What a travesty
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In the wake of the prequels, I think the bar has been set pretty low for Abrams to pull this one off. Obviously, they know the reaction to the previous films and the fanbase's desire to return to the world + style of 4-6. Regarding OP's shitpost, there have always been women main characters/jedi/sith in the series as well as nigs. I can guarantee neither will be the primary protagonist or antagonist of this one, as is the case for most scifi movies. As for the lightsaber syle, why would the sith/jedi using it not know what they were doing if it has a crossguard? What if Darth Maul accidentally stabbed himself during the fight scene in Phantom Menace? Personally, I think we're in for a treat with this one.
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