Give us numbers to roll...
I need to know how tall she is and how old she is.
My first thing that came to mind is to send her a dick pic. But that's way to obvious. Send her a butt pic. I have a pretty nice ass so lmk what you do yung nigha
KEK she says "Hey" and "Maybe yea" then you reply with "I've known you for a month and you've never texted like this, you ok? lol"....
Jesus OP....she's interested in you enough to give you her number....
Just reply "well we're gonna go on a date on X, and see where it goes from there"
X=the date of your choice OP, don't make it in ONE DAY, make that bitch wait at least a week.
You're like my best friend (Main Bitch) but at the same time i think I've fallen for you. And I'd love to spend the rest of my life with you. Can you come over and lets watch some movies bby?
Kek'd at this one, major anxiety now though
Take your legs and wrap them five times around my head. I like that shit if you know what I'm saying. Do you know what I'm saying? I'll call you, and say it again, so you know what I'm saying, if you don't know what I'm saying, know what I'm saying?
Not counting other one cause it'd kill the thread, she knows what /b/ is. I talk to her about you guys sometimes
Listen, I know about your uncontrollable flatulence situation. I know, i don't discriminate, but i want to be there for you. I have a way to help you too. Let me plug up that area with my cock and it should stop your chronic farting.
yeah baby, they're just dogs to me, but you, you are my prized pedigree. I want to put my head between your legs and wear you like the crown you are. Then I'll tickle your belly button... From the inside
of course i mean dogs you know you my only Bae I want us to take the next step I feel like we are really close im going to stop going to the seedy korean massage parlor and im going to get the treatment for my hep C
fucking hell OP this is hilarious. So other than flatulence do you have any other problems? Cus frankly, that could just be a medical issue, and worse comes to worse, inundate yourself with Brazilian fart porn and turn it into a fetish
Ha, fucking saved on that one.
Honestly OP, if you like her, want her, and kind of think you might end up loving her...
Just be honest. Bitches dont ask that question unless they having emotions for you.
Damage control, OP, maximum damage control!
Well you did get fucked op. Just not how you wanted
FUCK I MET THIS GIRL AT THE GYM WITH MY FRIEND BRANDON. HE WAS SQUATTING WHEN SHE WALKED UP TO US. FUCKKKK YOU B
thank you. thank you. I GAVE YOU SUDDEN DEATH. GO FORTH AND SMASH MY BROTHER
ps - this is a typical basic bitch. Talk down to her, small argument ensues and she thinks she is the shit, then you threaten to leave and she doesnt want you to
one metric winrar
How about this. you come over, we fuck and make up?
You my main bitch... that was gold!! TOPKEK!! ANON DELIVARED!!
I am so sick and tired of your piece of shit antics. Fuck a cow you hogger, you probably love that shit anyway. Yeah, your cow shit stains smell of whey grass in the morning nigger, you can't fucking hide from that.
I don't know who you are or why you bitch out people, but when I find out what your e-mail address is, prepare to get spammed to oblivion. You won't tolerate the burn any longer Heaven, you piece of shit dank ass mother fucker.
You're welcome faggot. anyway she is pretty good at bullshitting trolling game. Good luck OP going out now.
"haha ok girl, well see what we can do about that tomorrow" add the ;) iphone emoji
dont include this picture, not realted like last time you faggot.