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His spaghetti is weary, knees weak, arms spaghetti, there is spaghetti on my sweater already, it's spaghetti, he's spaghetti, but on the spaghetti he looks calm and ready to drop sauce, but he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down
>>581908476 My brain is like acid But my soul is placid Looking at you makes me go flacid My raps and lines are dirty and grime but a lot of effort and a lot of time goes into each and every line each verse is a crime, verbal abuser Shocking like a taser, shootin like a lazer, fizzin like a phaser, brighter than a quasar, im a thousand black holes from ever being light, if our souls were colors, mine would be midnight Its a damn hard life Always being the dark night Its just myself Starting yard fights You'd get scared I'd hit you like a train So call it freight But through all the pain And all the things in my brain For those who say I'm insane My behavior is off the chain I have tar in my veins But it gets you throughout the night To tell you these 4 words You Are Goddamn Right
I have a flame inside Call that internal fire Spittin so hard Watch me spit this saliva My spirit is space bound Now watch me go higher Cause Imma beast Yeah Im a survivor
Im bigger than you Notice i didn't say taller In fact, im better than you If I said otherwise, I'd be a liar Wanna bring your dire pants to the spire, gettin higher than Heaven, call me Bryam Adams I am a computer You cant compute I'm a calculator And youre a fruit Say i'm throwing books Cuz I be droppin mad knowledge You're so stupid You go to a community college I rock harder than Kiss And I have a rock hard penis Oops! That slipped out Looks like I put too much lube I guess I am just in that mood After I rape your mom, ask how it was, how ever you may Ask how she felt takin that foot long like it Came from Subway But that shit was 5 dollars cuz I dont work for free Maybe she was Little Ceasars as well Cuz she was hot and ready
>>581908738 Oh my god! he actually replied! im so fucking happy that you actually tried, sorry to tell you that your rhymes all suck dick, but ill keep on reading them while im playing with my dick where do i go from here? i guess insult your mom shes so fucking big i couldnt fit her in this song, i will tell you that my rhymes arent very long but one thing that is is my motherfucking dong
>>581909272 Yo, im like a flame I'll ruin your day Burnin holes through your raps and everything in between Im the light That people see and pray at masses My future is so bright you are gonna need sunglasses My freaky flow is formulating a fantastic scheme, scary and scarcely, my raps are like a bad dream Because once you think its over, its comin back Im laying spikes and tacs all over your dumb track Bustin and beatin and shakin Breaking everything up like the aint no further mistakin That I'm the best, there ever will be Everyone else just bows down to me So hide your kids and hide your wife Because all of y'all are gonna kiss the knife
>>581909987 Yo, im the coldest MC Hell, you cant see me, Why? Your eyeballs are frozen Frigid as fuck Better duck Or get struck you fem My flow is like Eminem With a sprinkle on N9ne And some Pac, only if I had the time Speaking of time, do you have a watch? Cuz thats all this time you've been, staring at my crotch But yo, man, I speak like a bullet If you could measure how long I could rap I'd be 8 miles a minute I think I can be from the 313 But its best not to discard me Cuz im rotten to the core 313? More like 424 Because I am better than the rest I never failed the test I'll make you flinch like I stuffed you full of pepper If you want to step to me make sure you got a stepper I am only 5'2" but im still better than you You're so thirsty, would you like an Aquafina? Cuz I gotta demon in me like my name was Tech Nina Making monstrosities that mangle morons like your itty bitty brother, banging your mom, while im jackin off in the shower Alright I think I've gone too far for now But just remember, like a flame, I never go out
Are we doing this twice? Use your brains boys play nice Make sure you turn the bowl don't burn the ice And get a clean needle if you're hitting a vein before you're digging under your skin in pain Just to make that heroin sickness go away
>>581909208 If you think that you're hot you've lost your mind since you talking good shit i'll toss a line but i spit with the force of 9's firin at your belly. take your loss and die your shit is basic, tasteless, with a whole lot of fake shit i love rap and this leaves my heart aching freestyle is an art you can't partake in after one punch line i'll leave you fainted
>>581910972 Im about to go hard everybody get back Im about show this wack weeabo how to rap I got rhymes for weeks So hot that not of you will compete Im a beast I'll mutilate and maim Your whole entire day Beat you so hard You'll look like the hunchback from Notre Dame My raps are like acid Spillin chemical X You're so useless Your mom shoulda used a Latex
Yo, check this out Im out here rappin Trying to waste more time Before going to bed Op's mum is waiting She wants some of that vitamin D But she has to keep waiting Because before i have to pee See, i can rap for days My flow is too underground Drake spittin on my headphones Usa is not my hometown English aint my first language That only gives me more value Yeah im a true gangsta West Coast Best Coast All you weak muthafuckas betta chek yourselves Peace
>>5819112I want to put you 6 feet under, in the dirt. Permanently, no more hurt. Pfft please My flow is so cold That'll freeze your toes I'm colder, than the Cold Wind Blows Dont get to close, or I'll snap Shattered ice all over your track Not even antifreeze will stop the chillin' Cuz this cold hip hop villains' given major lyrics, spillin and killin till MC's sound like crickets youre the scum of the earth look at you your what I scrape from the bottom of my shoes Yo, im the illest MC I got sickness like I had HIV wait no, scratch that, matter of fact, let me show ya Makin' all the rapping idiots drop dead like they had Ebola98
>>581911118 who you callin a weab, you little dweeb go stick a dick in your ass and squeeze ya boys so sick he had sneeze left my snot on your crotch and you don't wash it off cuz this could be the first time a girl touches your cock i could spit for days put you on display as what happens when scrubs fuck with A get ko'd like melee i throw the first punch and you screaming mayday
>>581911842 Explosive, you know this, come get your daily dosage I spit that funky shit, can you send a medic for my halitosis? The flow is as solid as diamonds Niggas should know they cannot corrode this So motherfucker bow down as if you're tryin to suck on your own dick You are fucking autistic Its like you got a brain necrosis You're just a sperm cell that climbed up out of your dads rectum Motherfucker I got balls like I'm Ash Ketchum
My rhymes are dope, Knocked Shady down, Only held by a rope. Fighting, struggling, Trying not to drown, I'm spitting out lyrics, You just sink, You stupid fucking clown.
Knock, knock, Who's there? It's just your momma Being dragged by her hair, Daddy's gone and hit her again, Now she's falling down the stairs, As your dad sits back down And drinks down his cares.
But why even bother, You stupid little shit As you play, your mother Is still getting hit. Just sit in your room Close out the pain Go to the one place they know you The one place they never know your name 300 confirmed kills, maggot Anon's the god, OP is just a faggot.
>>581912149 Alright wanna laugh? I'll give you something to laugh at Look at nerd Looks like a fucking lab rat Your 5 inches hard Im working with a soft 10 What are you gonna say to me then? Your are a old neckbeard Im all young and new You are so fucking useless Your mother should have swallowed you
>>581912654 Last name fail, first name never Cant think of any first and last name ever The way it is, im just better OP is the king OP is the God Looking down on you niggers If my dick was in IPhone Yours would be an Ipod I can eat fucking soup And shit a better rap I'll show this damn trap Trap, you're a trap, since your a trap, you're fake I wrote this while I was asleep Imagine if I was awake I'll shoot you up like your name was Mike Brown What the fuck do you have to say to me now?
>>581912954 sorry all i heard is you're soft why even respond when you already lost little kids shouldn't talk to the boss i'll get you whipped more times than that dude on the cross and i bet you are ten like just turned ten you try to fight fire you get burned then here's some nickels for you mom she earned them
My lyrics be nimble, my rhymes be quick OP can't rhyme and loves that dick Coppin lyrical content from Kanye on rapgenius Copy paste augment, and still meaningless Says he wrote this shit sleepin; I believe him Yall know he weepin, cup filled to the brim With tears cause he know he ain't Slim
Whack motherfucker aint even worth a full stanza Cuz OP's shit is soulless like Adam Lanza Fuck you
>>581914751 Get burned? Bitch I got fire retardant Speaking of retardant, aren't you retarded? Your mom never loved you You never knew your dad Go an hero your self on cam Useless little fag I bringing the cold Breaking down the door Im a dragon youre a sprite Curlin' up the floor I snip at you so hard, call me frostbite what about my mom? what about yours? mine is rich yours is a whore
>>581913837 MC without a name getting blames on the tag lagging like a shitty turd fag Steve Jobs is dead you're a man without a third leg if your dick was in iphone, you'd get electrolaid fuck if we doin' analogies, mines an iPad You bake Half-Ass whack shit when awake you don't have what it takes You eat soup? I don't even need to beat my brain to this shit for me to know I drink soup All your shit turned inside out Like Taco Bells with Lettuce Sprouts I'll meme fury all over ye yiff like 4chan You don't fetch feasible feat. No point you asking shit Fucked your mom outta her brains on her period Sick and Straight to the point to bend her over Get hit like a pregnant lady in the tummy You're a whack bum, and that's all you can be
Dude I see you tryin to hurt me I call and raise you, let's get this shit dirty Speaking of raises, give your ghost writer one Because without his aid, you're as good as done I can fuck you up dude without even gettin serious I see you want more of me, now I mean business Do you have an idea who you're fuckin with I'm young, I'm smart and my lyrics are fuckin vicious You seem like butthurt, did I hurt your feelings Or is it my dick in your ass causing all the pain you're feeling Gotta admit it, I like this rap battling job After all, who doesn't like gettin a blowjob It could actually be better if you stop being a fag 50 cent is not your name, it's your fuckin price tag I'mma stop by your hood just to give your bitch a holler After that, she will give me a blowjob just for a single DOLLAR She thinks about gettin a green card and moving to the Cali She will earn more there by just fucking in a back alley Lil wayne is your name, you don't know shit about the rap game Prolly you're dissin me just to get fame to your name This is not a rap battle, it's a lyrical homicide Don't worry people saw what you're all about Before I stop having mercy, you should just peace out
Watch me while I'm swagging OP is a faggot virgin neckbeard kids on 4chan who are unfortunately spastic I spit so quick and I am better than eminem I have sex with a gay nigger I'm gay right now for a frisch's Big Boy I want that big boy pussy
Everybody in the thread after this you gon' be bleedin' Team Rocket in my Swisher got me Koffing, Weezing Flow is so rare you couldn't catch it with a Master Ball You talk and I don't listen you can call me Ash's Charizard Catch me in the Trapinch, flyer than a Flygon I'm the best, disagree I'll break your fucking DS Goin' harder than Tyranitar, I run it like Terrakion Bodybaggin' trainers, I don't count what fucking badge I'm on Bunch of cash, and I get it faster than a Rapidash Something like a Bug-Type, every day I Spinarak All these niggas unknown, Sorta like an Unown All of you the same shit, something like a Ditto True story every rapper in this thread to me's doomed Cause dog, I'm spittin' Fire like a fucking Houndoom I'm causing all this Static like I'm Surge's Raichu I get to shooting then I'm fleeing faster than a Raikou I'm smoking on that Loudred, flow sorta hostile Tell 'em Omanyte, nigga you don't wanna joust though Blast with these toys, big shells, no Squirtle Put a bullet in this thread now its smoking like a Torkoal
Bitch, you wanna mess with this? I got a little somethin in store with this ish Platinum record, over 40 mil Your mom suck my dick, and I hand her the bill Fucked her in the ass, the dirty slut Looks like your bro gonna be a mutt Nah man, I'm white, but my dick black Fatter than your girlfriend's saggy rack Yeah my rhymes fly, Bitch don't cry Fuck yo ass till it bleed red Wipe my dick on the bed Wrote this shit on the toilet So take yo best rhymes, record it Pop it on the rack But man don't take it back Cause I don't, I won't quit Cause this ain't my shit Nah, I won't quit My day job.
>>581915091 Alright I admit, that as pretty good But at least I can afford some food Poor little anon, hiding behind his screen I asked your mom for a rim job She licked the shit clean Oops, no pun intended In fact I pretended To care if your offended My raps make weeabos like you cringe Please stop ctrl v'ing, its copy right infringed
>>581915556 Okay, lets get back to Apple If you were a juice It would be Trapple My dick is an iPad Yours in a nano Put your tampons away Lets do his mano y mano The way my rhymes go It'll ruin your flow Stop jackin to mlp And grow a fucking pair, bro Get out of your mothers basement Breathe some fucking air And stop trying to diss me Nobody fucking cares Alright, I have better things to do To argue with some cracker ass jew like you Bye for now asshole, i'll see you in a few hours And please, stop with all that fur
I'm sick of all the 4chan cancer, Like I'm the only lady depantser, On this board with an answer, And none of you have a chance or, Am I reading the signals wrong? Cause you got a twist in your thing, Tighter than a dress on Ada Wong, Game threads end in Pong, All threats and boasts belong, On this site, but they should go with A legitimate, back up, that's no shit, To no one, and fuck all the people who remember the old days, these old gays, Trying to fold games and makes us lose, A sense of self, It's all controlled by the Jews, I say that with the grin of the man of ruse, And maybe I guilty of tryin to spin the news, And make up shit, But the only original content, In this cluster fuck mosh pit, Is the gfur threads and bitch, I just wont stand for it, This is sick, Cause we got Tumblr and Reddit, And the Faggots from Instagram, I say we all head it, Go and get all the shit to grab, And take back the mantle, Regain the crown,. And Fuck the White Knights, The Sissies, The Risk thread, Fuck Civ bullshit and roll if want to see dead, People or animals or just some vagina, Every time a, Faggot like that posts some shit, We ought to snap back and lower a bitch, So fuck all the faggots, Here's to the Trolls, Fuck the Jews and Dykes, The Nigger who stole you Bike, Fuck all of everything, All the shit that we spurn, Cause we are /b/ Here to watch the world burn.
>>581916376 I'll blow you up like diarrhea Alahu Acbar echoing in your ear Ripping every boddy tissue without fear like a carebear on opposite day Your dick is hung up like a skinny twig with raggy ballsac antics your shells mushy you should kill yourself no need to thank me for help, dickhead go to bed, and never be awake Goodnight sweet prince I dissed you without pulling any strings
>>581916271 Listen here you little shit Isn't past your bedtime? Go back to your mother faggot Oh, wait, nevermind My honest prediction Is a sneaking suspicion That a freakin mortician Will help your future condition I got more people to diss, and even less time I Don't even have to rhyme The fucking last line Because poetry is for queers
OP needs to stop butchering rhymes Spitting such shit in here that its a crime Untrue accusations bout weeaboo status Won't fix your don't-work writin apparatus Scheme sketchy like livestream underage suicide Sing "OP is the king," cuz this shit is regicide Blown the fuck out, flown back to gaia Deporting after reporting the false messiah Curtain call and fuck it all, cuz O. P.'s some dopey ass scuz
>the size of my dick is enough to shut you up >came to krispy kreme after I dunkin your girl's donut >come on and ride my rhythm >just like gods i am knowledge with endless wisdom > for greater understanding Im landing blows > and knocking some sense to those that impose
>>581908031 They said I had a stutter So then I grabbed the butter Greasy ballsack and nutter in their coffee, you see it's easy to squeegee my man meat because they can eat it. my plan? Beat it in their food because their rude and my crude juice is smooth as butter. I may stutter but my dick don't sputter blanks. So they mother said "um, I licked your nutter, thanks."
>>581917754 Hey anon, hows it going Is your day going well? Good, cause im about to fuck it up and seig frickin heil I get all the girls You love all the men Now make like a good slave And swallow my children
Just opened this thread To see shitheads trying to freestyle over the internet What the fuck? how you think people gonna like it They cant even hear us, we should allhave a mic in But ill keep spittin it anyway Cause all you guys a faggots and and you'll probably reply with 'your gay' Fucking faggots, /b/ is full of fat cunts Every single weed thread all I see is 'bongs are shit, everyone should smoke blunts' Dont get me started on all the you laugh you lose posts When everytime I crave it theres always one faggot saying 'I really really like this pic, do you mind if I save it?' Yeah im talking about that fucking banana Something you amerifats have never held in your hands Still getting laughs of memes about futurama Guys I think you need to check your humorous stance
>>581917153 Pretending to spew half assed shit, trying to be new what are you blind? trying to find words in braille Even for a blind man they're not hard to tell I already called dibbs on the iPad I guess I spit more diss than you could bear to hear The way your rhymes go, they're so slow they make me wanna go You call that a flow? there must be some queef in your pussy, because that's not how it goes there, your flows blown like a hoe on a unicycle Ask your mom if my pair was good enough to deflower her peachy pearl pussy I rubbed it all in her squishy vagina That's right, I'm the man behind ya You can call me D-A-D-D-Y I slay whack wannabe rap babies like you
>>581919286 Dear lord, let me back in I'm killing rappers I know that's a sin But I can't help it It's in my nature I'm a cool motherfucker but chill Cause I got something tucked in my blazer Put it down, put it down, put it down Put the crown on the king of the underground No Rihanna, Kanye or anon gonna run this town And I got the realest flow like I stumbled on gold Everybody wanna pawn it now Im the OG And yes I'm feeling swaggy Name one dude in the game with the balls To dare get at me Pull 'em out and I kill 'em all Trash bags in the trunk and I fill 'em all And we selling out show and we shutting down malls When you need someone real who you finne call?
>>581908031 Dirty as HIV trolling /b/ too see nudes of someone's G that's girlfriend pideotto my flows a whirlwind Other emcees is homo sitting on the laptop jerking Bitch slap you with four hands Contributing never lurking this thread leave fake rappers dead drowzee hit em with that confusion Government want us all locked up In federal institutions
how the hell you get all that ass in them pants? how you drinkin and you ain't got no glass now you came in here and you ain't got no man damn, to me you look perfect bend that ass over, lemme see how you work it
Homoerotic fantasies in every single line Robotic reactions, all you can design More predictable than steam begging threads War ain't your style, retreat before it spreads It's clear to everyone you got dicks on the mind Shits why you bring em up all the time Pretending youre the master but it's a fucking disaster Bending over like you got a Catholic pastor Dicks on the mind and now you got dicked from behind Faggot motherfucker - moot and elton combined
OPs such a faggot, beavers used him to make a dam Like dam take the hint, sir, youre getting canned Thread is full of edgies so make sure you dont get cut No one is willing to challenge me, so the damage is already done So im out get in my car fill it up cuz imma go far find another place where i can finally go hard cuz i got 3 bad bitches in my gas tank pull up to the boulevard fast lane running over haters cuz its worth getting all the stars Going gta on these hoes and collecting money from the start
>>581921107 Damn neckbeard with a back that has a hunch quiet you nigger, don't try to sell me out I only fucking copyed and pasted it once And that was an accident I did it by mistake I guess that's the last time I use my brain because there is the devil in these lines subliminal messages all of the time tryna pick apart my raps you cant even come up with your own you trap
>>581921348 napalm this anon into an oblivion flow with force of a million Taurus verse after verse chorus after chorus' Dean corral mad body's in storages the story is anon be dissing,dismissing his issue little baby back bitch need a tissue in fact ill rip spines out backs if there's issues
>>581917719 Jokes on you, I am a mortician. Servin' dead people, is my profession. Speaking of dead, Your mom dropped you on the head. Explains the lack of skills. And I'm sitting here, not worryin' about the bills. You enjoy life as a fry cook? Cause I ain't shook. Hell, i'll order. Make me one horror. Spit, jiz, shit, you name it. Throw it back at your face. You fucking disgrace.
>>581910920 I'll beat you with my dick, standing in my leopard mink, You're thirsty for my cum so I'd better give you a drink, While I'm jizzing on your face your mother's giving me a wink. When you an hero on cam, make sure to leave a link.
>>581923186 I got the heart of a lion I have the balls of a bull I know that you were lying And everything that you say is bull You aint shook? Im an earthquake My raps are faster than Mac Lethal Yours are like Drake Im a fucking beast from the east Im rising like my name was yeast My raps have the most burns You have the lease
>>581924195 First off you trying us, but homie you mismatchin' Claimin' you a killer, that shit is 'bout half plastic Fuck this swag faggot let's bag em and toe tag em Throwing hollow tips from full clips at his closed casket
You're a major faggot with a maggot in pants You stand no chance of winning you'll get crushed like ants along the fence I am the bully cruelity is top n only priority I make your innards extra crispy Hey colonal, sure you can jump this hurdle Laser beam from the sky turn all of you into fries
>>581922165 The though of you ripping my spine is as terrifying as a kittens behind. I'm sure you're fearless with each stroke of the key but honestly, NO 1CURR and believe you me Keep yourself hidden in your slut mother's basement Because even if I leave this thread, there will be replacements of childish replies and hackneyed rhymes time after time after time after time.
>>581924195 You're from the east? Eyes squinty, to say the least. Go dine on your favorite dish, diarrhea feast. I'll let you have your dying wish. Open wide, it's a beast. Hot, runny, squish squish. Tasty ain't it, greased.
>>581926543 Gonna put you underground Make you scream like a hound Stabbin you till you stop screaming Give you brain damage and make you retarded Make you speak broken English like your name was Ling Hold on, 8, gonna call the feds 'We got an underage here" "Oh a place called 4chan" "We gonna rape his ass until he stops breathin' " Oh, snap Like im back Cup a cap on Call a snapback Frost bite on dark night with the Dark Night Comin' to show you the light
>>581927632 Im bonkers going crazy call me Conker its going mayday Im the bomb going hard like my shlong slap you in the face y rock hard 13 inch making you cringe and twitch and flinch "Its Super Effective!" my cock spits hot fire call that Sirachi Im not Asian but call me Hibachi I got Elphantitis of the penis by proxy what are you saying? Im Golden Freddy and you are the new version of Foxy
>>581929587 What do you mean I lose? I've already won When I first made this thread I was the one Get on your knees fag Take it doggystyle I'll put a bag over your head I would still see you smile So what up Fido? How's it going Rover? And like I said before as soon as you saw me, it was GAME OVER
Fuck everyone in this motherfucking thread Kissless virgin faggots who thinks rapping can get them in bed WITH A TRAP 19 year olds with weird ass fetishes America god bless My freedom, simon says I take it in the ass Like what your mom did in the past To fund your elementary She had to suck dicks like it was a hobby Im the best No one can attest I didnt even read the thread But I know you all fucking suck
>>581930559 Im not trying hard Im GOING hard I could straight through steel Didn't you know? Im a Navy Seal 300 confirmed kills fag I have the whole USA in bag In my room, with a sniper I'll strike at you like a viper With precision this world has never seen I'd shoot your dick But its so small, not even Hawkeye could hit your peen So no i'm not going hard I AM hard Im all /fit/ and you are all /l/ard
I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin so that you know and understand I got the gift of speech and it's a blessin, so listen to the lesson I preach I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome I'm kinda young--but my tongue speaks maturity I'm not a child, I don't need nothin for security I get paid when my record is played--to put it short I got it made
I'm outspoken-- my language is broken into a slang but it's just a dialect that I select when I hang I play it cool--'cause coolin is all that I'm about just foolin wit tha girlies, yes I'm bustin it out I'm Anon and you can tell by the style that I use I'm creatively superior, yo--I never lose I never lost 'cause I'm the boss I never will 'cause I'm still the champion, chief one, won't lose until-- I choose which I won't 'cause I don't retreat I'll run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street You're invitin me, a titan to a battle--why? I don't need your respect 'cause I-- got it made
>>581929146 Did you say bomb? That's what you should take, to the farewell prom. Leavin' behind a wake. But we all know you'll be at home with mom. The only chance of sex you'll take, Is fucking a cobra snake.
What the fuck y'all even doing on 4chan Y'all need to go and kill yourselves like that poor Stan Got pity for him, your shitty rhythms aint got nothing if you was rappin at the door man Poe in this bitch you hoes just misclicked y'all in the wrong thread Y'all just fucking killed it, fuck it this song's dead it's more than lyrics nigga you ain't shit y'all are white i'm black
>>581932320 I'm talented, yes I'm gifted never boosted, never shoplifted I got the cash, but maoney ain't nothin make a million dollars every record that I cut and-- my name is Anon and I'm a super-duper star ever other week I get a brand new car Got twenty, that's plenty yet I still want more kinda fond of honda scooters--got seventy-four I got the riches--to fulfill my needs got land in the sand of the West Indies even got a little island of my very own-- I gotta frog--a dog with a solid gold bone An accountant to account the amount I spent gotta treaty with Tahiti 'cause I own a percent got gear out wear--to everyday boutiques from France to the U.S.A. and I make all the money from the rhymes I invent so it really doesn't matter--how much I spent, because, yo I make fresh rhymes--daily you burn me--really? Think, just blink and I made--a million rhymes just imagine if you blinked-- a million times damn I'd be paid-- I got it made
>>581932674 I'm kinda spoiled 'cause everything I want I got made I wanted gear--got everything from cotton to suede I wanted lead--I didn't beg I just got laid My hair was growin too long, so I got me a fade and when my dishes got dirty, I got Cascade when the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade I'm wise because I rise to the top of my grade wanted peace on Earth, so to God I prayed Some kids across town thought I was afraid they couldn't harm me-- I got the /b/ army brigade I'm not a trader if what you got is greater I'll trade but maybe later 'cause my waiter made potato -n- alligator souflee-- I got it made
>>581931553 Oh so you wanna Let It Go? I'll you I can rap with any material I know I'll frickin turn away and slam the door I'll fucking punch your mom, just for being whore See, you are a princess with no mom or dad I'd call you Annie, but anon is more grand I'd cut your head of like Olaf While I brush all the snow off Your mothers face After I giver her blizzard Getting my white all over the place Its in your mouth and in your hair I'll haunt while your sleepin Turn your dreams into nightmares So I'll go for now, and leave my snow to stay Call me a faggot sure, the hate never bothered me anyway
>>581932674 Stop fucking commenting Hop off my fucking dick Is this what you do all day Try to rap, then get dissed? Do you ride horses? Cuz you sure can ride my dick Get out of here you brony You hillbilly spick
>>581908031 I never thought I'd see A rap battle on /b/ So I thought "Fuck it, why not" OP is probably a faggot I've only just learnt to rap So forgive me if I'm crap I've got lyrics on tap And pics of gore and trap
I'm sorry if these rhymes seem berserk I'm bored as fuck, sat on my arse at work But OP seems like a cool guy, would chill I bet you wish you'd have taken the blue pill You should have left your feels at door Just like porn webms, you'll be asking for MOAR! i hope I don't have to write this again Because I think these rhymes are 10/10 Would bang again ;) >>581908031
Y'all fuckers hide behind an ID, remaining without a name Acting like you're capable of spitting game Just because you can throw out any insult you choose Yet your rhyming level is the equivalent of Dr. Seuss
You want originality and claim that you will as well But all I see is reruns and a bunch of hollow shells There's nothing behind your words that hasn't been said before OP can't deliver anything but a bore
I can't really fault you, I'm sure you really did try, you see Pounding away at a keyboard instead of a pussy However your attempts to rap are nothing but tragic OP is now and will forever remain a faggot
you asked for it.. >be me No ceilings muthafucker good morning, Dick in your mouth while you yawning, I'm goin in, Gudda why they started me, Marley why they started me, I'll bring you to the front door like you ordered me, Back in this bitch but a lot more rich, On my poppa bear shit, need hot porridge, Gotta a lot more shit than you could ever fathom, A big head n-gga couldn't even imagine, The shit I do, most doer's never done, I'm a fuck this beat, your bitch who you better come, Better run this shit, I don't run from shit, I still beat your ass like a fucking drumstick, Weezy fucking baby baby make the ladies come quick, The money can't fit in my pockets but I bet that gun fit, And I'm so unfit cause all I eat is rappers, And these rappers ain't shit I like my fast food faster, Syrup got me slow like a turtle round this hoe, And I'm flyer than the highest flying bird around this hoe, What's the word around this hoe, you get served around this hoe, Yeah you get served like a fucking H'ordeurve around this hoe, I don't slurge around no hoe, no I don't shine in front no bitch, Cause after she get off my dick I be like find the front door bitch, I don't know why the fuck your bitch keep coming by and I fuck your bitch 100 times what the fuck your bitch got on her mind, my fucking dick, I call her dick head, spicy like a big red, strike you like a bic head Your flow sick, my shit did, sillier than vic said, soulja boy and arab, You should see my eleven year old daughter do they dance, I call it the nay nay dance proud to be nay nay's dad, Gun on the waistline, leave you in the wasteland, We are not the same, I am a martian, this is space jam, No ceilings R-I-P a man, muthfucking cave man Beating on my chest Young Money Cash Money, And I'm eating all the rest n-gga no offence, Sorry if your offended, Riding high like I'm on 54 inches, Man Id rather chill with 54 bitches,
real nigga wanna try and tussle but these motherfuckers don't understand the hussle and hassle, and pots, and pans, you niggas suckin cocks, kissin a man, ya'll niggas deserve a ban i bust a niggas ass just because i can anger problems nigga? what i look like? a straight real nigga, least i ain't a dyke i'm up here going ham i'm fuckin up this mike furry 4chan faggots busting a nut on a wall to a picture of sonic grabbing his dick and balls and going in malls and shit dressed up as him in overalls fuck all ya'll niggas i just went hard like devin polard nigga i piss in your yard 'cause i'm an og dog you can't touch my bars high in the sky nigga slam dunk mars swag
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2CHAaAaAINZ!!! ON THIS CHAIR GONNA FUCK THIS BITCH GOT MY ZIP AND DOUBLE GOT A BITCH SHE DOWN FOR A NIGGA
OP is dead post operation Shouldve called you DOA Death of Alliteration You've entered the ward, I do this because I'm bored. Could give a fuck about the rules, I'm monopolizing chords... Which reminds me I'm not done stringing you along- Plucked the g-string to your larynx with my razorblade tongue Literally this is fun... and they call me dumb? Bitch three words out of my mouth could make you cum. But it is true. I hate you.... If you werent hiding behind some faggot who you date, while you think of me every day, because youre living in a walking haze fallen straight into my maze of words- stuck in platos house of caves... Then I wouldnt behave like a brave brigade of gay psycho clowns on parade. While I bully you into the streets so I can prey on you with trays of sawtooth serated surgical steel- oops I shouldn't say...
If I revealed what Im about to finish you with it'd have to be bourgeise... Thats french for hands off... FUCK A MEXICAN STAND OFF. ILL RAM YOUR DAMN CAN OFF WHILE DOING THE CHACHA IN A YELLOW BANANA BEFORE I BAN YOU TO AFGANISTAN AND SEND UNCLE SAM OFF...
Thats the nickname of my girlfriend. Transgender? So what- guranteed to make the war end. Because the head she gives is nuclear and will make house of leaves turn into a gumpy forest...
Your faggot friends theyre the poorest... I HAVENT EVEN WARMED UP AND I COULD OUTSHINE A CHORUS.
>>581933941 faggot i'll chop you to pieces on the cut up like reese's your mixtape is feces and your whole set basic like some northface fleeces so jesus call me when you stop getting beats off of youtube cos these dudes can see through every wack move your crew do it's over trust, blood i'll be sending ya mom flowers only rappin with your dumb ass for community service hours
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