Name one fictional character from outside Star Wars universe that could beat a Jedi master in battle.
Protip: you can't.
>one fictional character
>outside of Star Wars
Most DC superhumans, particularly Superman, The Flash, Batman, Wonder Woman and especially the higher characters such as the Spectre, the Living Tribunal, etc.
Assorted other DC characters like The Saint of All Killers.
Random weeb shit.
Most people's fanfictions of anything Mary Sueish.
The player character from Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
Make his Jutte out of Mandalorian iron and I would really want to see this fight!
Find someone who could beat Doctor Manhattan. Now that's a real challenge.
Allen Adam, AKA Quantum Superman.
>threads his own post
still a faggot. learn to inb4.
deflecting a shotgun spread sounds like BS, although i will allow a force block technique.
however, weren't a shit ton of the jedi taken out by the clones, when they turned? as in shot them with guns that we've seen jedi reflect?
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Any Space Marine older than 100 years and is skilled with with a power sword, the God Emperor of Mankind, Master Chief, Arbiter anyones custom Spartan, the Imperial Inquisition, the Assassin Temples, Cuthulu and the Ori are some that come to mind.
really is nobody going to say the main char from sword art online (II) i mean come on, they even have the same sound effects
Okay, moron. Physics lesson 1. Only within the parameters of a closed loop Universe can it's own laws be valid. No external laws can be valid or influential. You doomed your own thread you nigger.
Nope because the force and lightsabers
It would end it a draw
Q would succumb to Jedi mind tricks of a powerful master
Norris can't handle a lightsaber, also non-fictional
As a scare tactic, maybe
Jedi would use him to his advantage
Literally anyone with a gun.
>bullets instead of slow-moving plasma bolts that you can follow with the naked eye
>even if the Jedi blocked it, it would just result in them being hit by a glob of molten metal anyways
son goku would rape his fucking ass same as ichigo
dumbledore would just do his weapon drop shit and then fuck up his ass
but another character Hiro Nakamura or Sylar or takeso kensei (adam monroe)
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They're not plasma bolts, they're laser blasters, and projectiles move at the speed of light. So much faster than primitive projectiles. Primitive projectiles would actually be preferable to a Jedi as he would need far less concentration to deal with them as they travel so slow comparing to laser blasts.
Dr Manhattan is actually a stand-in for Captain Atom (another Allen Adam) created because DC wouldn't let Alan Moore use the Charlton characters. Nite Owl is Blue Beetle, Rorschach is The Question, Manhattan is Captain Atom, etc...
god damn it. you can't see lasers travel.
the photons are all going in one direction (presumably not in your eyeball). Unless the entire star wars universe is permeated with some particulate, those aren't lasers.
also, if it was filled with such a thing, you wouldn't be able to see shit. If it scatters photons from lasers, it scatters all light. the whole universe would be opaque and just sort of glow near stars
If they are so good why were they wiped out by a simple army with simple laser guns?
Practically anyone could hire a few hundred troops to kill just one of these little fucks.
You have to face it that jedis wont have plot armor when going outside of their universe, and in the eyes of these supremely overpowered beings from comics and anime, they are just these weak silly aliens infected with the midichlorian virus that makes them slightly better or something.
They would get shitstomped like mad, they got shitstomped even in their own universe, against the sith of which there can be only 2 of at the same time, with hundreds of shitty jedis against them.
What Star Wars calls lasers are not actually laser weaponry. This is obvious from the fact you can even see the shots moving, but pretty much every book that details the technology of the weapons also makes note of that.
>If they are so good why were they wiped out by a simple army with simple laser guns?
Because of Count Dooku, you silly hat. He orchestrated everything, his force matched the power of the Jedi.
>Again, Jedi can perceive the future.
Yet Jedi are easily gunned down in battle too often for this to be true. Truth is they CAN see the future when they meditate, but they only see possible futures, never anything concrete.
were the clone troopers "perfectly trained in the jedi arts?" cuase they fucked up some jedi with no training.
perceiving the future doesn't do shit for you against an enemy you can't stop/escape. How do you deal with a god level opponent?
if you know galactus, spectre, superman prime, or dr. manhattan is coming, it doesn't make you less fucked.
>move at the speed of light
So in turn, the Jedi master's arm also moves at the speed of light, to block all the shots, coming from different angles with the speed of light.
Unlike the laser though the Jedis arms have mass - but travel at the speed of light, breaking a fundamental law.
So basically when a Jedi blocks laser bolts, he is probably working very hard in not to unmake the universe by breaking it.
So far they've done pretty well I guess.
>his force matched the power of the Jedi
i don't even have words for this. it's like you don't even know your own point or just conveniently ignored everything the other guy said.
Master chief with any solid munition firearm, light saber sucks for stopping bullets
any skilled sniper in any series/anime/video game, doesn't matter if your have mild space magic cause of a parasite, or if you have super reflexes, a bullet shot from a ambush is gonna turn your brain into intellectual spray paint before you have a chance to do a damn thing.
But he died?
Plus that doesn't make sense in the grand lore of the first three episodes
If his force matched the jedi's, that means the force is in balance, hence nothing would've needed to happen.
Anakin mah boy brought balance to the force, by drastically reducing the number of jedi's to nearly match that of the sith, and dooku wasnt even involved in that balance.
>unbeatable because they can perceive a few seconds ahead
there are countless characters in other universes who could 1 hit ko entire planets, a few that could decimate solar systems, and at least seven off the top of my head that could destroy galaxies. good luck escaping that with a few seconds glimpse into the future. sorry OP but jedi are certainly a very cool and original concept for a character but they are often outmatched in other media.
Depends on which Jedi. Some of the Jedi can time travel past and present. Basically they are gods.
You've got a guy who can time travel, literally throw a star, crush a black hole, moves as fast light, never gets tired who can teleport inside of you and doesn't need a physical body to do any of that.
Maybe god or Jesus if theyy could time travel. Franklin Richards, superman prime, the one above all, man of miracles from spawn if he could time travel.
With ten people shooting like 2 instantaneous death rays at them every second?
What if they shot them with triangle beams, so 3 instant beams at the same time in a shape that the lightsaber can only cover 2 beams due to its shape?
Thats the jedi killer gun?
i always felt like he ultimately brought balance to the force by undoing both sides in Return.
he kills the emp, and is critically wounded in the process.
>no more dark side.
light is left with luke, who is NOT a jedi knight.
>no training or skill.
Large parts of the EU. Anakin solo starts learning about all this old forbidden stuff ancient jedi used to do like time travel.
Also I think it's in cades books or something after the vong series luke starts getting Crazy poweful
damned heretics making false statements left right and centre...
But it doesnt really work, he was on the dark side and he was the most powerful jedi cunt ever who was fucked into a women by midichlorian dick, how would that be a balance if luke is "not a jedi" and as such, no good force bar the broken obiwan and whoever the fuck else was retconned into being out there.
How can you be this dense and still operate a computer?
It's one guy.
They've died to the most stupid shit.
A little girl could take one. Pic related.
cant handle the badass? pic related
regular space marines can and have killed psykers besides give them a heavy bolter its over
I'd shoot a jedi fag any time of the day.
shane fuk my waif pls
werr all infekted
Jedi Masters have many weaknesses. Like Area of effect attacks(Examples:Fire Storms,Explosions,Acid Breath), Breath attacks(Examples:Dragons,Godzilla), and just generally being outmatched(Example:The Punisher,General Zod)
The Punisher has almost god like accuracy and has been shown to blow off peoples heads with a shotgun from over 30-50 ft away in the dark. He also has reflexes which are impossible for the ordinary human to have. He also resorts to rocket launchers and grenades when faced with opponents like the jedi who seem to do impossible things.
>wearing a watch with fucking giant blue LEDs to give away their position
is this what Cod kids really buy into?
Q could defeat all the characters listed in this thread combined.
Nigga he a Street Fighter character the fuck you talkin about
I'm gunna stop you right there.
The guns in Star Wars shoot superheated gas, I.E. Plasma. They do NOT shoot lasers.
Before you even try to call me wrong, go and google it.
>It would end it a draw
Gandalf is a Maiar, older than the universe itself, a high-ranking angel, the hands of Ainur (God) himself.
You're a retard.
>Q would succumb to Jedi mind tricks of a powerful master
But Watto doesn't?
You're still a retard.
>quoting a fucking shitty website
The only "laser" beams shot radiation instead of lasers, with plasma being a MAJOR advantage in technology.