Hey /b/ fresh annon here. Get this girl to either send nudes

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Roll a 5 and do not forget to go easy at first

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Roll a 5 on this milf

i'm not interesting

To get some nude pictures of you

>>581816805
winner winner chicken dinner

>>581816805
wow... really? fuck yeap~

I'm up late masturbating to your profile picture

>>581816805
Congrats, winrar

>>581816339
just from reading her replies she appears retarded enough to send you pics with little encouragement

>>581816998
Smooth af

>>581816998
goodjob OP now you sound desperate.

Fucking faggot.

>>58181699>>581817031
Sorta figured that but you never know till you try. Roll

sorry for bad English ... ^_^

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Roll. No harm done. All it takes is a couple of texts faggs

You've been on my mind all night :P
I should mention that I've jacked off to you before. That sounds weird and creepy but since you're attractive just picture every male that you've met to have jacked off to you before. It happens sorry =/

Ylös

>>581817268
weeniewollw

Send some nude pictures you slut

>>581817241
Oh, but you are. I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.

>>581817241
Listen, you seem really cute and I don't want to seem creepy or anything, but I'm not even joking a little bit right now, I legit used my computer printer to print out a picture of your face and I just shot a big wad of jizz on your 2D face, it's pretty funny actually. Would you like me to send it to you there's so much cum in your mouth right now lol

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"So m'lady, shall we proceed to exchanging sexual photographs of eachother?"

You are, I want you to be the person I test my dildo-machine on.

>>581817241
what's the next get?

rolling for;

Well you're interesting to me; everyone is. Now to ask, why are you up so late?

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>>581817231
Roll a 1 for new target

>>581817405
Ah shit. There goes this thread...

>>581817473
yes you fucking whore, now fuck off.

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>>581817473
send this pic and tell her its your uncle

>>581817473
Rolling for Emily:

I hope so. Bitchy girls are great in bed!

>>581817473
rolling for;

you're a little bit nasty but i like it

>>581817691
ayy

>>581817794
Lmao....

>>581818096
ey rofl

>>581818096
Hey guys if you put both of those together it makes ayy lmao and that is popular on this website for some reason.

Roll for: I'm only human. When i see a beautiful girl like you, i can't help but be attracted

Is OP kill?

>>581817691
And it's aaaaaaaall over! The crowd goes WILD!

Roll for:
'penis, penis, lol'

>>581818372
op died to death from eternal bleeding

>>581817473
alpha as fuck

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OK Roll a 5 on emily

Don't be scared, I haven't showed you my penis yet.

>>581818552
jesus op she's already seeking approval

rolling for

>don't be worried no one is perfect

so lets meet at my place?

>>581818552
what the fuck op dude rolled a 1 >>581817691
op is a faggot. rolling for 5 on emily
theres no reason to be scared, unless youre scared of..

>>581818552
Rolling for:

It's only smellz

Rolling for 1
Shamalama ding don

>>581818690
I just changed that up.

>>581818552
what were you scared of? i know your secret

Don't be scared, I'll protect you.

>>581818653
Roll

>>581818653
rerolling

>>581818552
you should be scared of me, emily.

>>581818824
roll

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Roll 1 on hanna

>>581818552
I like what you are wearing right now, emily

>>581818805
motherfucker gets a 5 in his own shit.
anyway thats not the point. post what the get says otherwise theres no point.

>>581818905
thank you for get based anon

it's titty ripping time

>>581818810
Add a winky face for extra lols

rolling 1 for hanna
>Not just anyone, a photohopped one

>>581818938
hey get back to emily

>>581818938
Berks a turr

>>581818938
Nah just kidding . I'm just spending my thanksgiving with family and they told me to text weird shit to a random person ,,, but on a serious note, you should send me a picture of your (pardon my Spanish) tits!. Cause I think your really cute! :) . I'll show you my tits if you like also.

>>581818938
I found a hot pic of you on Facebook, and I just couldn't halo myself. ;)

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>>581818971
Waiting on Emily pic related

>>581818552
Don't be scared, your really cute and even if you where bitchy I have that Mack daddy game that can make you be the sweetest delicate flower when your around me! Because I know a lot about plants and photosynthesis, so I'm pretty good at tending the garden of love! :)

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Fix dis shit
Roll for hanna= 1

>>581818552

Re rolling!!!
Don't be scared, your really cute and even if you where bitchy I have that Mack daddy game that can make you be the sweetest delicate flower when your around me! Because I know a lot about plants and photosynthesis, so I'm pretty good at tending the garden of love! :)

>>581819428
I hacked your cloud and posted your nudes all over the place

>>581819428
Ok, I'm just fucking about, I hope you're not mad or anything..

come over and suck me

>>581819428
every few days i go into the forest and jerk off over a picture of you taped to a tree

>>581819428
charge your fucking battery OP

>>581819353
Dude that shit made me laugh

>>581819573
reroll

>>581819428
sorry im a little out of sorts lately. This whole Ferguson things has got me really depressed. How can they just let those niggers run wild like that??

>>581817663

>>581819428
Listen! Let's cut the chit chat and get right to it!!

I'm good looking and your a god damn fine ass booty shaking prize winning boner-rific woman... If you send me pictures or your tit I'll send you mine! Deal? :)

>>581819641
>>581819573

I dun did got winrar

>>581819428
"sorry im a little out of sorts lately. This whole Ferguson things has got me really depressed. How can they just let those niggers run wild like that??"

>>581816339
Send me some nudes!

>>581819595
Thanx anon... 6 and a half years of learning how to run game has been the base of my acomplishment

>>581819680
rerollin

>>581819717
>>581819641
>>581819428

m8

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Guys not my fault these notches blocked me now answering. Pick a new target

screw you guys i'm going home.

>>581819428
ewollin

sorry im a little out of sorts lately. This whole Ferguson things has got me really depressed. How can they just let those niggers run wild like that??"

>>581820115
>>581820085

faggot didn't respond to my winrar

im out

Fuck yes batches! Roll a 5-9

WI deliver only when she responds

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OK Roll a 5-9

>>581819573
rollin for this

>>581820318
"Sorry, what I meant to say was 'is it hot in here or is it just you?'"

>>581818805
Op is winrar

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>>581818552
>blue dick

>>581820405
What color panties are you wearing.

>>581820405
It must be you, I'm just now starting to feel warmed up.

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Is OP a faggot or alpha? I can't fucking tell.

I masturbated to Ferguson coverage last night...is that weird lol

>>581820549
So close >>581820569

>>581820549
>>581820569
>>581820579

Ladies and gentlemen

>>581820405


So i was having a debate with my friends, i say you're around 75% black but he thinks more like 90%.

>>581820569
>>581820579
>>581820619
>>581820649

lol

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/b/ meet Katy. I'd say tits are nice. But they're all covered up.

>>581820749
I think your tits are nice, but they're all covered up

>>581820749
Yo, are you gonna post the chatlog or what?

>>581821174
Hasn't responded yet. It's always like this.

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New target until the rest respond. Roll a 1-5

I want to put my dick in your little sister

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>>581821440
If I can entertain you, let me cum down your throat.

>>581821617
>>581821440
Win

>>581821440
you're so unlucky

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Roll a 1-3

>>581821585
winrar
abandon thread if OP not delivar

>>581821926
Kek

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1-5 roll

>>581821440
Her English is shit. First she needs to learn how to form a sentance, then use punctuation, then suck my dick

>>581822126
What do you want to talk about then.

I am sorry. That was meant for my uncle.. Where are u from?

>>581822126
Okay, I'm sorry. I have no idea what went through my mind. I guess sometimes I get a little confused when I'm talking to girls and I mess up really badly. Do you think I could get a second chance?

(Because I believe in OP's ability to get nudes)

>>581822220
so close
>>581822222

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Guys, she's from Israel I was in love with her a while back but then decided she's too beautiful of a model or whatever. When the Palestinian war was going on I even offered her my comfort. I agree, bitch can't write

"I'm kidding, but just invade, what does your sister look like"

Do eet!

>>581822319
Roll

>>581822126
I'm sorry, my cousin got my phone,,, look on a serious note though, I wasn't able to get you off my mind due to me being captivated by such beauty. I'm an aspiring artist and I want to know if I can draw you, like in titanic.. You don't have to show your face just your naked body and if you feel self conscious I'll show you my body as well! I want to capture you as best as I can!

>>581822413
WAIT. GUYS. FUCK. SHE'S HOT.

What if by some miracle, OP doesn't fag it up and we get nudes? If we can get some rapper to play at some wacked out mall in Alaska, we can do anything.

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Same roll

>>581822569
Nevermind, guys. OP is a hopeless fag

Somebody call a spiderman?

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Guys trust me I tried with the nudes best of my ability. She shared her feelings with me but then bitch faded away slowly. I got this from her a while back. The one on the right is her.

spidrmen halp!!!!!!111

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>>581822403
Lol you dumb ass why would you even let /b/ talk to a girl you love game over

>>581822569
I'm confused. Give me more context.

How did she respond to the apology?

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Roll 1-5 don't give up fags. Make her trust you.

>>581822930
No, that's not the way I imagine treating you..

>>581823013
nice shot, you slick bastard. A few more of these and we'll actually get somewhere.

>>581820193
faggot. kill yourself.

>>581822930
I got you covered, man. If I have to live as a beta-fag for the rest of my life, I'm going to make sure no one else will have to.

>>581822138
faggot autist.

OP are you seriously that fucking stupid. Get off /b/, save your self

>>581822930
I wouldn't want to treat you the wrong way

>>581822930
sorry its just my autism. i hope you dont have anything against people with disabilities :^)

ignore this jagoff op! Delivar!

>>581822930
C'mon, OP. How did she respond?

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System errors on back 1-5 gets it

>>581823013
>>581823414
My writing implies that you think about her, in the moment or in the past, but it implies you're a thoughtful mofo.

Yours kinda sounds like something you'd say to convince her you're nice. You want to be a nice guy, without actually being a nice guy, women don't want someone they can step all over.

>>581824012
Fuck. She said "ok"
That's not good, man.
Anyone got suggestions?

>>581824012
If she hasnt replied with anything else, use an opening to continue along the convo.

Dont say something that's going to end the convo distastefully.

> Ask about family, friends, school, whatever you guys talk about.. and we'll charm her along the way.

Say "You really look my ex. ((To show your not a bitch fag)) She left me a while back , still miss here :( ((make her feel sorry for you then ask))

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Guys she's sorta pathetic on what she's sent me in the past. Keep rollin

>>581824418
Kek, that guys a fucking phaggot spaghetti lord

>>581824332
I went with this one)(winnar) so waiting on reply

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>>581824631
Fucking spam...

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Nice one anon. 1-5 gets it.

I hope that one day we can play Star Fox together. It's my favorite game. I can teach you how to do a barrel roll.

>>581824859

My penis is hard for you....I want your pussy now....fuck me or send me nudes. I will kill my cat otherwise

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I guess I'll send her a song. a 1-5 Roll. Don't keep her waiting. Roll.

send her "piss on you" by Dave Chapelle who is pretending to be r kelly.

>>581825007
Send "I believe I can fly"

reroll on this

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1-5 gets it

>>581825003
re-roll

send her a link to "piss on you" by Dave Chappele

>>581825003
reroll

>>581825314
I will be waiting for you, even if it takes forever.

>>581825003
reeeerooooll

>>581825904
>>581824982

MY FUCK

>ABANDON THREAD

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Roll 1-5 good progress

Had technical difficulties. Go go

rachel i love u

>>581826294

Send me some nudes.

>>581826386
reroll

>>581826294
Do you like this song? I like it.

>>581826294
did you say she's from Israel?
I got this.

send her "זונה מטומטמת"

>>581825003
Re-fucking-roll

OP I have won 3-4 times now....fucking post this you Faggot

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>>581826514
I had to risk this guy's comment. See what reaction we get. Call me a fag

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WHAT THE FUCK ANNOM!! SLUT HOE

>>581826736
>זונה מטומטמת
Means dumb bitch, fucking retard

>>581826736
That's definitely gonna get you tits.
If not, you can write this: כוס אחותך יא זונה, לא רוצה לדבר איתך יותר

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>>581826846
This is her

>>581826843
Write: "I'm sorry, I don't know what that means. I asked my israeli friend to translate "I love you" into hebrew so I can send it to you. Is it not what it says?"

Say, I asked my friend how to say "You are pretty" and he played a joke on me.

>>581826843
I'm shocked... she didn't like it?

Fine, I admit I was having a little fun

send her: חברים שלי לקחו לי את הפלאפון... מצטער, איפה את גרה? אני רוצה לראות אותך

It means: "My friends took my phone, sorry. Where do you live? I want to see you"

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>>581827078
holy shit, her face is ugly.

lol?

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So far were on this. Waiting on response. Love and support guys.

>>581827704
Why the fuck did you leave "write" there lol

>>581827704
what the hell man? I got some fresh A-list hebrew flirting going on here and you're sending her something with "write:"?

>>581827806
Shouldn't matter. We are dealing with someone who is deifnitely ESL or beyond...

>>581827704
You two deserve each other

>>581828026
but still. wat the fuck op? how do you not read over these before sending?

>>581827704
Was a fucking accident. She won't catch it anyways. English ain't her first language. She won't understand.

>>581827704
OP you are a fucking retard

>>581828205
send her: את הבחורה הכי יפה שראיתי בחיים שלי. אני אוהב אותך.

>>581828205
Tell her you were using voice commands on your phone if she gets suspicious.

OP is turning this into a cringe thread.

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Bitch ain't responding. I will save her until. She responds. If this thread dies. Remember me as Almond I will be continuing this another time with sum girls up my sleeve. Roll 1-5 for her.

>>581823558

>>581827704
Might as well put "Hang on, I am having random fucktards on 4chan troll you. Then they read what you write and laugh at you."

Guarantee this will send nudes let's get sum brains working here.

>>581828458
So, what are you up to?

>>581828458

HeHee is my penis's name

OP - Send picture of your nipples to show her how cold you are. Tweek em if you must...

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>>581827704
OP went full retard

>>581820749
This girl is hot

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Roll 1-5. Go easy. Almond will do that to next girls not this one. We're so far into here we cannot fuck up.

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>>581829056
Worst OP ever?

>>581829056
OP you have never played this before have you?

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1-5 gets it. To this point once this dies I'll continue some other time. Let's warp thing thing up guys. No faggs

What else are you up to?

>>581829056
I don't know whether I'm supposed to laugh or cry at this

>>581829056
wtf are you doing man.

>>581829252
I think he's trolling us actually

>>581826514
AHahahahahha>>581826843
What'd you say?

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No, some fag rolled at that's what he rolled. She forgot about it Roll for next.
1-5

>>581829569
What are you wearing?

>>581829531
Dumb bitch"

I'm sitting on the couch too but I'm trying to catch my own cumshots in my mouth

>>581829678
reroll for that

>>581829569
send me a pic of ur cock

>>581829569
I'm sitting on a couch as well, jerking off, thinking about you, you know

Wanna see my taint?

>>581829678
THIS

>>581829569
You know... All Emilys I met were the most gogeous women i met, but you ! ... You're even more magnificent than anybody would dare dream

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>>581829430
Then help me tear down this thread.

>>581829742
>>581829751
>>581829781
>>581829841
>>581829871

WINRARS

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>>581829960

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Waiting on reply. Don't fuck it up anon.

Couch I MEANT COUCH

How is this thread still going? It's total dogshit, nothing is happening, the girl he's talking with is a retard

When she replies with something about not having a cock say, "Prove it"

>>581830147
give a cookie to that man !

>>581830229
reroll...

Autocorrect.. i mean send me a pic of dalai lama

>>581830156
If it is shit make your own with 2245 reply fag. They're retarded I agree. /b/ still tries.

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Anyways this is her. Waiting on reply.

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>>581830156
Then get saging if you think this cancer should go away

>>581830596
>that forehead

>>581830596
Can we have a pic with that "thing" off her face OP?

>>581830596
"if I orgasmed 5 feet away from you, I bet I can cum onto your forehead"

>>581830596
Look at that fucking forehead. You could land a plane on that thing...

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>>581830596
I thought this thread was cancerous enough, that this shit came along

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/b/ you're getting there let's meet her on kik. Quickly Roll. 1-5 gets it.

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>>581830837
Go away Heaven go back to reddit

If I orgasmed 5 feet away from you, I bet I could cum on your forehead....

>>581830863
now send me a pic of your tits.

>>581830863
quick, help me finish, send me a pic of your pussy pretty please?

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>>581830839

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I am not from redit.. Roll nudes are near

>>581830967
reroll