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>>581781860 Working on it. I'm trying to figure out what I can put in the photo that other people won't be able to imitate but that won't identify me to people who have been to my house.
>>581781912 >But girls are more likely to open up to a name that ends in a Y because it sounds friendly and fun That's an interesting point. You think? I think it tends to make them sound like little kids, but maybe I'm wrong.
Honestly OP, I suggest you go for it. If this handsome sandnigger's pics work, then perfect, but if it fails, wait a few days and do it again. She will not put the two together, she will just assume another random creep is chatting her up.
>>581781250 Name generator Names I like Paul, marc, Jacob(or jack) Oscar Luis leonel John Trevor robin Gregory Charlie Michael Brian Manuel I really like Ryan or Jordan Last names Cruise Thornton Reed Paulson Johnson Domingue Mills Kennedy Roberts ferguson Burke bellfort bell wright Any more white guy names?
>>581782176 Yes, it has the potential to make them sound like a kid. But it is also one of those things where in this day and age it shows that you dont give a fuck about conformity and that you are a free spirit and you are fun loving. I mean if you are named Benjamin, most commonly you as an adult you will go as Ben. Ben is boring, he works 9-5 and has no life. Benny on the other had is a bad ass that in his time off from his shitty job that he makes fun, goes out and does the funnest shit imaginable because YOLO
I think we've reached a general consensus on Michael Chandler, and his kik will be chanman95(again, ironic) or whatever year makes him 20.
>>581782691 Oooh, I do really like Corey though. Michael Chandler or Corey Chandler. I dunno.
Anyway, our next steps are: -Find a girl to test run it on -Figure out when we're going to do this. It's 1am here, which is a little late to try. Do we think tomorrow is good, or does Black Friday mess things up?
>>581782498 I've actually just figured out how we're going to do this. Give me a second and I'll post the pic.
Lel..OP is going for the nudes but backtracked when he realized she's jailbait. The fuck is the point otherwise? All teenagers are hormonal as fuck and most act on it unless they look like a dog or whale.
>>581783694 Always makes people laugh. But pickup lines dot work...only the really funny ones make the girl warm up a little. Did you just fart? Cuz you just blew me away Idk why but growing up that was a successful ice breaker I think that's the real purpose of pick up lines. They're not panty droppers but they can drop a jaw if they're good enough
>>581785069 Well I mean, everyone has a middle name. Should it ever come up, I'm thinking Frederick or something. >>581785083 >>581785141 Or any of these. I doubt it'll come up, but just so we know, in case it ever does.
>>581788142 Sometimes. Depends on the girl's personality, really. But I'm planning on it being a collaborative effort, so if I'm about to say something dumb, the other members of Operation Maeby here can veto it and tell me what else to say.
Which brings us to this question: What do we say first? "Hey" "Hey it's Michael" "Hey Femanon"
This first impression is going to be really important. We can't fuck it up. What do we say?
>>581788346 What's wrong with doing it through kik? That seemed to be the easiest way to do it, and what we've been planning on doing all along.
>>581789218 >I agree with that, still, you'll still have your own personality traits and speech mannerisms, those may be a tell. True enough, so I'm going to try to be as flat as possible. Teenage boys tend to be pretty monotone over text anyways.
>As I said, if you give me an email I'll send you my kik, I tried the one in last thread, but it got rejected.
Yeah, I keep letting the email expire by accident. The new one is firstname.lastname@example.org
>if you add her for no reason, you still give a creepy vibe we are trying to avoid here.
Our reason for contacting her mistaken identity. We think she's somebody else with the same name.
>>581791483 I was saying this will only work on kik, my plan was rather getting her attention and acting like she was the one interested in us in the first place
We won't post any pics of ourselves on instagram, rather interesting pics that don't reveal our identity, once we get her attention, we can chat her up casually and make her believe she was the one who wanted to contact us in the first place
Or through tweets as a guy who likes some of her shit, she will eventually answer to a tweet of ours she finds interesting, and we don't let her go until we get kik, then we follow the plan.
>>581792187 she will never question them, so she will just answer them out of pure flattery, then you can merely ask her to check out your pics or whatever, or keep chatting her up on twitter. If you say something interesting you can get her attention no matter where it is.
I bet she has like 6 fans and they're all her friends, but I'm just remembering fotolog and myspace times in which just acting like you cared about someone's bullshit got you somewhere.
>>581792975 we don't contact her because she is pretty, but because we stumbbled up what she said and resonates with us.
So it's just as liking her personality, but only as her friends, but she has to post interesting things herself for this to work, if it's just pics of her partying and where she's been last weekend, it'd be just sad.
What I mean is we like something interesting about her, we don't like her as a person, that's the idea
>>581793321 That could work, but there's a couple issues 1) She doesn't use either twitter or instagram that often, which means this would take a long time 2) We would have to make a twitter or instagram for Michael, meaning we would have to someone get a reasonable amount of followers to make him look like a normal human being
>>581793665 but if you want to get close to your sis all you have to do is hang out with her really. Besides, all sis are naturally charmed by their brothers in the first place, if she's a virgin, she will appreciate you taking an interest in her.
>>581794242 we can't come up with anything else over the Internet unless you are willing to wait around 6months-year so she stops getting the feel is the same creepy guy.
But my feeling about it is regardless what her initial reaction is she will get curious enough to keep talking to us, that will definitely be a hundred through the whole interaction, but it can be overcome
>>581794787 she's still young and cute in many ways, she will never see anything wrong with you being her friend, and then you can just keep getting close enough to let the question pop up by itself, the longer you wait the worse. She will simply not want to share that with his brother, it's not like you even have to ask, she will simply tell you over time
>>581794858 The way I see it, if we're just friendly and make small talk, it won't come off as too weird. We definitely can't jump straight into the sexual stuff. If we're just friendly and nice, then what good reason does she have to not talk to him?
>>581794858 >hindrance >>581795172 >what good reason does she have to not talk to him? she doesn't know him. It could easily be a 40yo guy who went through a lot of trouble to rape her, regardless how much information about him there is out there, her initial reaction will be distrust, I'm not saying it's not likely to work, I'm saying if we could avoid that it would make things soooooooo much easier
>>581795143 The question never pops up though. Like, it's hard to explain. Our conversations just never go that way. She's pretty innocent so she's not one to be just talking about her sex life (or lack there of) out of nowhere.
>>581795539 Once I made a pretty good speech directed to my cousin about how family should be actually closer than most are, and I'm positive it would work as long as she isn't committed to someone who would discourage her having me as a friend.
But I would just have to talk about it in person, and it may not come out the same way, regardless every time I think about it really hard I realize I have better things to do than caring so much about her personal life.
Still, as I said once she feels confortable enough around you she will be the one to bring that up, but you have to dedicate yourself to it, and now that she is you she'll like that kind of attention, until eventually she realizes there is nothing wrong with sharing that with you, and in fact look forwards to it.
And it doesn't even take the balls I would need since it's been too long since we were that close, and it's not like I have been sneaky about, like I ever cared.
Being this young is a world full of possibilities.
>>581796383 No mr op sir! We already worked kinda hard on the operation! We can't give up now bra! Just think about the message we'll be sending to future anons! We can do this mr op! We gotta at least try before calling it quits
>>581796217 Well the thing is, it's entirely possible that she does share things with me, that there's just nothing to share. All my suspicions of deep dark secrets might be total paranoia. It just just be that there's really nothing to tell.
But if nothing else, she has a dirty side, because all of us do. And it's probably fucked up, but I want to see that side of her.
>>581796597 We're on our way. It's just a bit too late to proceed tonight since most the world is asleep. I'm thinking we'll resume tomorrow around 5 EST with the test run. That good for everyone?
>>581796597 Besides, women are only fully honest to strangers, she would most likely never tell you if she lost her virginity her answer would always be yes I'm a virgin no I've never been with a guy But If she forms a bond with Michael flirtatious chandler and he wants the truth, she'll tell him straight up No I have no experience, never done anything like that before Yea I've been with someone before, I fuck all the time
>>581796597 as i said, unless we have some personal info on her, like nicknames, your plan is solid.
>>581796739 There are always better things to share, you just think it has to mean something other than knowing it.
Curiosity will only lead you even further to a more fucked up road than the one you are taking, so it's better to just let things happen and not give it that much though as whether her life means something different to you or not. >>581796953 I doubt she'll be that open with a total stranger, not like she won't but have a little respect for OP's sister.
That's bullshit, every girl I ever asked about this topic has felt strongly about this issue at some point.
I know for a fact my cousin has, I just never bothered to ask, only as time goes by they get more secretive.
>>581797384 >Curiosity will only lead you even further to a more fucked up road than the one you are taking, so it's better to just let things happen and not give it that much though as whether her life means something different to you or not.
This belief is reasonable and logical and fair and none of those traits have any place on 4chan.
>I doubt she'll be that open with a total stranger
Well with time he won't be a stranger. That's the point.
>>581796953 >women are only fully honest to strangers, she would most likely never tell you if she lost her virginity her answer would always be yes I'm a virgin no I've never been with a guy >Yea I've been with someone before, I fuck all the time
>>581797631 >I doubt she'll be that open with a total stranger Good, still, you better know this may mean going all in, maybe even further than being straightforwards with her, it has much more chances of backfiring than just doing it the natural way.
>>581798007 I'm not sure what you mean by this The way I've got it figured, if nothing else, there's no way this can totally backfire. Worst case scenario, we end up right where I was at this time yesterday: not knowing and with no immediate way of knowing.
>>581798190 I'm just saying it can if Michael and her get acquainted for a long period of time, which, I see no point in stopping at any point unless it goes wrong, but if she finds out, which I really hope she does, that can backfire, I hope it doesn't but once Michael and her are acquainted for a long period of time, it will be all that's on your mind, not in a bad way, but there.
>>581798190 all you have to do is stop really, I just hope you never have to, though. >>581798627 if she knew the real Michael, it could be an awesome thing, but she doesn't have to find out unless you want her to, though
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