Backstory: her bf broke up with her and called her an anorexic

Self bump

Common faggots

Listen babe, you arent crazy and im sorry i upset you. Maybe she should talk about this and i can help you get over your asshole of an ex boyfriend?

>>581776714
Shit dont say babe

420 just blaze it shithead

>>581776714
>>581776714
Reroll minus babes

>>581775865
pro here, tell here how you not the rest of these niggas, and that you are just looking for a girl that you really click with

>>581777057
>>581776714
MAYBE WE SHOULD*

>>581775865
nigger i have watermelon and kfc

>>581777201
Already fixed it lol just waiting for her reply and for the record she's Dominican

Tits or gtfo

>>581775865
Tell her that "All I was looking for was a friend, but you were acting like you wanted more. You are cool and all, but you don't seem like you trying to get wifed"

>>581775865
where she from op?

Monitoring this thread.

>>581777057
Winrar! Typos included OP

Listen babe(bitch), you arent crazy and im sorry i upset you. Maybe she should talk about this and i can help you get over your asshole of an ex boyfriend?

>>581777475
>>>581775865 (OP)
>Tell her that "All I was looking for was a friend, but you were acting like you wanted more. You are cool and all, but you don't seem like you trying to get wifed"

Ask her for noods

>>581777645
Technically my winrar did say minus babe so if you want to he a nitpicky asshole type she idgaf

>>581777656>>581777656
>>>581777475 (You)
>>>>581775865 (OP)
>>Tell her that "All I was looking for was a friend, but you were acting like you wanted more. You are cool and all, but you don't seem like you trying to get wifed"
>>581777656

>>581777656
>typing (op)
get the hell out.

>>581777475
I have pussy gold, reply with this

>>581777475

>Tell her that "All I was looking for was a friend, but you were acting like you wanted more. You are cool and all, but you don't seem like you trying to get wifed"
>>581777475

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She fucking blocked me lol but I got another bitch.

9 decides

>>581778007
>>>581777477 (You)
>I have pussy gold, reply with this
>>>581777477 (You)
>>Tell her that "All I was looking for was a friend, but you were acting like you wanted more. You are cool and all, but you don't seem like you trying to get wifed"
>>>581777477 (You)
>>581778007

>>581777839

>>581778128
How are you?? Did you do stuff for thanksgiving?

>>581778128
Your soulmate

>>581778232
Rr

>>581778128
I got the 7 you must respond with what I said, you can reword it for this new girl.

>>581778232
Reroll again
>>581778410
7 isnt winrae you tard monkey

>>581778410
Fair enough you re word it tho dafuq

>>581778232
Reroll
>>581778540
You cant say 9 decides then choose 7 newfag

>>581778526
Who won from the first girl tho but idk how he wants me to re word it when the reply is "hey" lmao

>>581778708
I had the win

420 swag just blaze it bitch

>>581778707
He* just hurry the fuck up and re roll or that guy to either re word it fucking betas

>>581778232
Reroll

>>581778883
I HAD THE FIRST WIN YOU SHIT

>>581778128

Nothing much. I had a dream about you last night, and I've really been having you on my mind today.

>>581778997
I know you fucking pleb I just made a grammar mistake reword your fucking win so it makes sense

>>581778232
Reroll


>>581779003
> nothing much

She didnt ask whats up you blind nigger

>>581779134
>>581779134
Im rolling for the same shit over and over again just use that

>>581778232
If i dont get fucking 9 on this

>>581778232
Im going to get these nudes

>>581778232
9th reroll 9get

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4 decides and please stop being betas you fags

What does nigger cock taste like

>>581779774
/thread

I wanna pee in your asshole

>>581779742
WINAR

>>581779774
Winrar!!!!

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>>581779774

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2 decides cmon guys get me nudez

420 blaze it faggot

>>581780364
Shit sorry, got up to pee and had my phone stolen... thats great it went well! I should come drink with you :)

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WHITE COCK TASTE LIKE?

>>581780364
hey if you send me nudes i will let you play with my balls then you can eat the shit out of my asshole

>>581780564
Reroll, with no picture im not sure how hard i should be trying

>>581780364
show your tits please

My bad. Mind if I get drunk with you?

>>581780564
Reroll this

>>581780564
This

>>581780364
Hey if you send me nudes i will let you play with my balls then you can eat the shit out of my asshole. Come on you want this fine sexy asshole

>>581780564
Please this

damn well if you want to find out what mine tastes like lemme know baby

>>581781039
rolling

>>581780364
i hope your dad dies

>>581780564
We need this

>>581780364
hey if you send me nwds i will let you play with my balls then you can eat the shit out of my asshole

>>581780564
IM GONNA GET IT

would you ever let me suck your toes

>>581780564
thank me later

>>581780564
Pls

>>581775865
Throw her to the mandingos, beat her ass to death. Shiiiiiiet

You guys are unlucky as fuck

>>581780564
Reroll again

>>581780364
hey if you send me nudes i will let you play with my balls then you can eat the shit out of my asshole, and if you could get your dad to deepthrought me that would be great

It would be cool if you would send me nudes. Since your gonna go drink maybe get your friends in on it too?

Hey let's cut the bullshit OK.. Moots a fag, and I want you to tongue punch my dirty stinky fartbox

>>581780564
STILL NO 2

Ah of course, sorry I left my phone on the table and they wrote this. Anyways, can I go with?

>>581780364
can i come drink with you ? you seem like a fun
person strangle my chicken id like to get to know you better :)

sry i was taking a shit, what are your fetishes? not implying shit is mine.

Time for anal :^)

>>581781532
YES THIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT I WROTE

Reroll

>>581781291
okay no thank me now

>>581781532
the dayb/ might get someone laid

>>581780364
>hey if you send me nudes i will let you play with my balls then you can eat the shit out of my asshole, and if you could get your dad to deepthrought me while listening to Seal-Fly Like an Eagle that would be great

Send me nudes

>>581781645
Ive gotten 2 of these threads result in banging

>>581780364
you're dad's a fucking fag, now whip out those titties and send nudes or I'll come over there and make you

>>581780364
hey if you send me nudes i will let you play with my balls then you can eat the shit out of my asshole, and if you could get your dad to deepthrought me while listening to Fly Like an Eagle by Seal that would be great

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5

>>581781780
re-roll

>>581781889
Where and when?

>>581781754
what's your trick? I've got a difficult hoe I've been workin on

>>581780364
>hey if you send me nudes i will let you play with my balls then you can eat the shit out of my asshole, and if you could get your dad to deepthrought me as i cum in his mouth while listening to Fly Like an Eagle by Seal that would be great

Great but before I make the effort, I want to know whats in it for me... sexually.

>>581781889
"Cyme in you?"

Seriously doe, what's nigger cock taste like?

Can I stir in my gravy?

>>581781889
cool. when is good for you?

>>581781889
anon this girl seems to actually like you are you sure you want to do this?

also re-roll>>581781780

>>581781889
But first im gonna need to see some tits

>>581781889
hey butter babe hows about we wrap you up in saran wrap and shit all over your face?

Finger me in the ass please

May I enter each of your holes afterwards? (Including nostrils :^P)

>>581781889
Where do i meet you?

>>581781979
Obvious rr

>>581781889
Send me a pic real quick of what you're wearing. I don't want to show up in the same thing, of course.

Alright cool :) where do I meet you?

>>581782095
ouch

>>581781889
I will come...in your mouth.

I'd be real thankful to see your naked body today :)

>>581782049
reroll

can i make love to your anus?

>>581782095
LOL

>>581782095
oh boy!

>>581781889
ok that's cool ;) but you have to know ... I kinda like you XD I mean don't get me wrong, it's not like you have to have sex with me tonight, we'r just going out for a couple drinks, and if that leads to sex, that's fine, but I'd be fine with just coping a feel honey. Plz respond

>>581782095
WINRAR

>>581781889
do you think i could sleepover at your house after the party? Im kinda having problems over here

>>581781997
God idk. When it comes to other people and girls im fucking jesus.

>>581782095
Kek

>>581782095
Winrar, but this won't get you laid

>>581782389
it might...

>>581782249
reroll
>captcha: 69

Fucking /b/ a place where they demand nudes but when they get opportunities they fuck it up

>>581782063
I already have a gf stop being a white knight and I'm awaiting results from the reply guys lol no nudez for me tonight

>>581782487
We don't know that yet...

>>581781889
hey if you send me nudes i will let you play with my balls then you can eat the shit out of my asshole, and if you could get your dad to deepthrought me while listening to Fly Like an Eagle that would be great

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Luckily she's cool with me, cmon bros get me nudez :( don't you wanna see tiitayzz in yo face?

Damn... i guess i didnt learn my lesson LOL. Anyways where and when?

>>581782457
>>581782606
I disagree with you fellas, but I like your optimistic attitude.

want to see a video of me shoving a can up my ass?

>>581782864
I just need you to sit on my face tonight

>>581782904
Thisss

>>581782864
8 decides

>>581781889
>hey if you send me nudes i will let you play with my balls then you can eat the shit out of my asshole, and if you could get your dad to deepthrought me while listening to Fly Like an Eagle that would be great.

>>581782864
tbh I don't want to drink, I just want to see your tits. also I've been posting this entire convo on 4chan and letting them decide what I say, here's the thread >>581781645

>>581782904
Reroll for w.e winrar is

>>581783028
WINRAR

>>581782964
rr

i have rape fantasies about yo

>>581783028
oh fuck yes

Boy oh boy, your anus will receive special treatment when we have our special night together 8^) prepare for my PEANUS WEANUS! XD

I don't wanna drink with somebody who celebrates the Day of European Aggression. Don't you have some SARS-ridden blankets to pass out while you're at it while you're drinking firewater?

>>581783028
Fucking winrar, OP be a fag and don't include the white knight shit and get us tits

>>581783028
Lolol WINRAR

>>581783028
Fucking /b/ man.

>>581783028
2edgy5me

No its me, please finger me the ass while I listen to Darude

>>581782864
If you send me a picture of your boobs, I'll send you a pic of my dick between two slices of bread. Dick sammich up in here

My shit is a mustard yellow and when I run out of mustard I sometimes use my yellow shit as mustard on my sandwich, makes my breath stink like your pussy

>>581783028
Noooooooo!!!!

>>581782964
roll for this

>>581782864
send me some nudes babe. BTW, how come you and I haven't fucked yet? We both want it, there's no denying the attraction.

>>581783193
Please do this shit i want nudes

>>581783216
Good guy OP

>>581783264
Reroll

>>581783216
I obviously wouldnt leave my phone on the table twice... Im serious please finger my ass? Ill buy you whatever you want at the bar

>>581783353
reroll

>>581783182
Rolling for this ^

>>581783028
>>581783216
OP's a fag

Nah it was me this time. I'd rather just have some you and me time. Get to know each others body's together ;)

>>581783353
reroll for tits

Reroll

OP better fucking deliver

>>581783604
YEAH OP BETTER DELIVEE. TITS. FUCK THE WINRARS

It tastes like chicken, btw. About that text earlier.

>>581783353
nah OP, go with the supreme gentleman option. Reroll

send the fucking 8 that won

>>581781039
roll

>>581783098
>>581783138
>>581783178
>>581783228
Other 8's

Those asshats ..alright when do you wana go ?

Say this.

How about you send me a pic and ill buy you a drink?

op pussied out, op is a fag

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Fuck your winwarz>>581783496
>>581783138
12 decides

hey bb ibet ya has blue waffle,if not ,send a pic

>>581783659
I guess the time has come. Where winrars arent respected by the fucking newfags. Gtfo you faggot and everyone else who wants op not to post the winrar.

>>581783178
Reroll

Ok yeah not a fingerz sorry. I want you to jam a whole bag of marshmallows in my ass.

And no I didn't leave my phone this time :(

>>581783958
PHONE NUMBER HAS BEEN POSTED BOYS

GET HER

Also I haven't been leaving my phone.
I'm here alone and just trying to act like I have friends when in reality I'm just a schizophrenic grasshopper.

>>581783958
i can fit an entire nickel in my penis tip I can send you a video if you want

theres no double OP

>>581783958
Guess i didnt learn my lesson. Sorry this keeps happening! How about this. You send me a pic and i buy you a couple drinks when we go out

>>581783958
Dont call me weird, you fucking butch

Trinkle trinkle little star how i wonder how your butthole are.

>>581783958
I mean>>581783028

hey bb ibet ya has blue waffle,if not ,send a pik

>>581784092
Reroll

+18182726436

HEY EUNICE

They did it again didn't they ..ok so when you wana go? faster we get outa here faster they stop typing these terrible things

>>581783958
im a gigantic pussy who wouldnt follow through with my stupid /b/ post about our conversation. i want to fuck you so bad that i didnt respect the winrar. i am a huge faggot.

>>581783958
hey if you send me nudes i will let you play with my balls then you can eat the shit out of my asshole, and if you could get your dad to deepthrought me while listening to Fly Like an Eagle that would be great...

>>581783958
no dubs you fucking retard

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>>581784070
But guise I love her

>>581783958
Nigga which is it 11 or 12, thread gonna 404 before us get, then u will flee

>>581784056
Rereroll

>>581784070
>>581784204

Op fucked up

IM SO SORRY! I went to get ready for our drinks :) hey, I'm wondering if I can see them tits?:)

>>581784309
You fuck up :/

>>581784219
this guy gets it

Whats she look like OP...don't make me text her and throw my moves to find out

>>581784084
reroll

bye

>>581784421
>implying I care about this girl

>>581784309
nice reverse psychology

dick pics incoming

do u shave?

>>581784231
stop posting this you arent funny

is any1 guna fuck with this hoe now? i dont have a phone so i cant... plz post win

My bad. my friends are all faggots. I get 100 bucks if you send me a picture of your boobs. Afterwards I'll come drink with you and pay for it all

>>581783958
Shut up. I know you want me inside you no matter how many times you say no... ill come to your house one day and surprise you... I know youll love it. They all do.

Sorry lol, retarded friends XD.
Anyways I just wanted to let you know I've had a crush on you for the longest time...
I really want to take you out on a date <3.
Before this escalates I want you to know I have a 2 inch cock.. I hope that doesn't bother you.

I want to re-eat your food

>>581784601
I know it's like the kid just smoked his first weed or something, jesus

>>581783958
Cousins are over for Thxgvng, asshats. Id like to still meet you tonite. Show me what you got on? Need to know so we don't clash.

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in case OP deletes

>>581784601
Finally

You can call me dora, because id love to explore your asshole <3.

So... Is the turkey ALL that's getting stuffed this Thanksgiving? ;)

>>581784725
roll

>>581784204
Ah fuck

>>581784725
reroll

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>>581784736
kek so Fcking hard

>>581784695
Reroll

>>581784758
Roll

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GUYS
GUYS

GUYS

What if OP deliberately left her number open because it was his plan for us to become his personal army against someone he doesn't like

You know what, im sorry. Tits for dick? You first

>>581784736
hahaha roll

>>581785101
Eh. Who cares

plot twist OP is actually gay and just wants anon dickpics.

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>>581783958
I'd say right about now Eunice is getting bombed with texts and OP is busted.

/b/ delivars as usual.

>>581784695
Rerul

>>581785256
rofl. wheres are the win tho all u faggots with smart phones

>>581785256
Probably right...

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>>581785101
>Kek

>>581785101

http://tel2name.com/818-272

according to this the phone number belongs to some guy named Troy Halman

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>tfw i called and asked for ops number

>>581785561
AND?!

>>581785548
Her dad?

>>581785548
Eunice's dad, maybe.

>>581785101
fucking this

>>581785667
idk i kinda lost interest

>>581785397
>implying Eunice is a girl
>what girl calls a friend his "homie"
>u took the b8 m8

We should've known this wasn't real when her name was FUCKING EUNICE.
EUNICE
>Tfw EUNICE

>>581785561
Did she sound like a man new friend?

>>581785425
all you oldfags need to put down the flip phones and get your own damn wins

I called and my autism kicked in and got scared so i hung up, btw it is a girl

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>>581784785
In case this fag deletes

>>581785946
no but her mother was mad and they sound mexican

>>581785992
call back and just breathe heavily. Let your autism do the work for you.

>>581786082
if i make u laugh, will u send tits?

>>581785969
bitch i dont have a phone at all fuck you

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Incase this fag deletes

>>581786470
but what if this fag deletes? :o

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>>581786682
I gotchu

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>>581786682
Got it

>>581786840
Youre too slow, come on step it up

>>581786840
better safe than sorry, you know?

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>>581786682
dont you worry, ill just leave this here ;^)

>>581786947
Nigga I'm on a fucking iphone I have enough problems without your bullshit

>>581786797
>>581786840
thanks guys, i was worried for a bit

>>581787042
thank you too ;)

>>581787057
Android master race, fag.

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>>581787092
never hurts to save it one more time. got any additional flash drives? you'll want to download it from multiple sources so that the files are not corrupted. hope you have plenty of RAM!

I'm the dude playing the dude that's playing the other dude.

Fag deleted

>>581787391
i have an entire hard drive full of various pics of this, all backed up three times, with copies of each CD made, all stored in different safety deposit boxes across the world, and two blasted off into orbit... just in case.

>>581787391
Hey man can u re-upload this? I'm having a hard time accessing this jpg.

Thanks bro!

>>581788457
good thinking! i second this!

>>581786082
>>581786470
>>581786797
>>581786840
>>581787042
Too high for shit shit, laughed so hard.

>>581788865
this shit*

>>581787391
lel

>>581788865
im with you man

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Don't worry I got our backs

Anybody text her yet?

>>581789747
thank god, i had a feeling those other fags would delete

>>581789031
I was so high, i read it originally as this shit

>>581788457
>>581788524
here you go guys, make sure you hold on to it this time ;^)

>>581789835
Don't worry man it'll never go away

>>581789816
just called this bitch, she sounded mad lel

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>>581789835

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>>581790438
Just to be sure..

i hope the thread doesnt 404 before i get a chance to save these photos, and make sure theyre not corrupted

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Sure why not

>>581790854
i like where dis is goin

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>>581790749
It's okay man

>>581790854
Id like to save this picture just to help, but the screen on my phone is broken. it will come up cracked sorry

i am dying right now. holy shit. i wish i could save this entire thread for when i need a laugh

"SOOOO.....can I come over, and give you some of the ol' lickeroo?"

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>>581791089
I sympathize

>>581791297
4archive

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>>581791315

>>581791307
Get

So who's gonna get us tits from this bitch?

>>581791512
OH MY FUCKING GOD, GUYS! ITS HAPPENING, HELP! HELP! HELP!

Here it is in gif format so that when you save it the quality won't change!!

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>>581791712

Got it

>>581791297
just right click and "save as", friend. you may want to back up your RAM and contacts lists though before you save it, it's probably going to be a pretty large file with all these replies!

>>581792151
save page as?

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>>581792093
I'm concerned we can't read it anymore

>>581792067
woops lol forgot pic

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>>581791704
fkn phonephags

>>581792219
yes, and then enter the file name as EpicThread.jpg if you want to save it as an image!

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>>581792228
It's okay I used photoshop to zoom in an clarify it!

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>>581792545

>>581792545
That's much better, thanks!

>>581792545

good job there, thats the spirit

>>581792545
PERFECT, youre really good at photoshop, thats a fucking HD pic, /b/ro. many internets to you!
>>581792379
thank you, sir

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>>581792545
>>581792750
gotta zoom a little bit more

>>581792825
its a little blurry, but when i click the image, and it enlarges, its perfect! you guys are so helpful, im so glad to be a part of this

>>581792825
yes! yes! almost! just a bit moar

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>>581792825


I used a microscope, we should be good guys