Need your advice, /b/..
I promised my 8 year old daughter Dominos pizza for her attentiveness at school. I spent the money on MDMA, though. So I gave her some M and told her to keep it a secret.
Not only did she bounce around school all day, she told a friend the secret.
Now she's acting all blank and says she feels weird.
>What do I tell her to make her stop feeling weird?
>What do I tell the school?
She was overheard saying "I ate powder" and "Daddy told me not to tell."
I'm going to try to play it off like she ate it by accident, and I was just so nervous as to what people might think I told her to relax and not tell anyone (because I fucked up.)
Any help, b?
Pic related. How I feel after I said I'd visit the school to clear things up.
If she tells people you gave it to her, you need to make it look like she's lying. Period. Otherwise you're all kinds of fucked.
She's on the day after feeling, she needs water and sleep. Possibly milk.
You have two options. Pretend that she is lying and brush off all allegations as 'kids will be kids' and ruin yourself as a father figure in her mind.
Or keep quiet about it and only if asked tell people that she took pre-workout, caffeine in powder form, or similarly normal 'powder'.
On the off-chance you're not a troll, you are a piece of shit and should kill yourself. How could you ever give your eight-year-old daughter ecstasy?
And, if you absolute must give her some M for some retarded reason, then you may as well give her the D whilst you're at it. No more harmful.
not sure if troll, but I hope it's true, cause she's going to talk and her friend is going to talk, then you're going to jail and never seeing her again.
You're a fucking disgrace. You're an absolute joke of a father. You don't deserve that little girl. I hope that CPS intervenes and gets her the fuck out of there.
Die in a fire.
>promise 8 year old daughter
>spent money on MDMA
give her up for adoption since obviously you cannot commit yourself to your daughter and for 8 years have probably been neglecting her.
Adoption, then an hero you pathetic parent.
Yo. You're a fucking life saver. Thank you. I'm gonna go with something along those lines.
K, here's the situation. The meds have kicked in and she's K.O'ed. I'm watching over her to make sure she doesnt choke on her vomit or some shit.
K. What I need to know is.. how does that feel?
Will she be able to function normally tommorow?
She had between .3 and .4 of M.
What do I need to buy from the store to give her to make her seem normal when she wakes up?
Please b this is urgent.
Take her to the hospital and day she said she took candy from some high school students. They'll know what to do better then you. I doubt they'll believe anything she says. Make sure GET HER TO THE HOSPITAL.
OP, you are pretty much the wort dad ever. gr8 job
That's what I'm trippin' about. I don't know HOW sure they are that they heard I gave her something. I don't want to be caught in a lie so I'm going to go along with that version of events, but the powder needs to be something harmless or legal.
Right now I just want her to be fucking normal when she wakes up, so I can show her off like she's not completely fucked or any shit. If she's sick or taking the day off that only looks worse but I might have to do that obvy. Right now I need to know what I can give a burnt out 8 year old (somerthing from the store) to cover up how shes feeling.
Dumb as fuck idea but if she's groggy I might give her the smallest dose to get her back up again, so she looks like her usual self instead of a zombie.
After tommorow its the weekend so then she obvy has an excuse not to be seen by anybody.
Maybe I should just keep her home and avoid doing anything... fuck it.. let them try to find us.. in 2-3 days she will be normal again hopefully and it will all be good.
How long does MDMA stay in the system? Hypothetically speaking if they tested her for drugs..
Situation seems calm, atm.
Don't give her more unless you plan on filming it for us you fuckwit!
She needs some sugar and some water and some decent food.
Make her bacon and eggs and give her some lemonade.
Slip her some candy during the rest of the day but try to prevent a sugar rush.
Listen to her when she says she wants something to eat and ask her what she wants for dinner.
How the fuck did you get custody?
>Any help, b?
pixi stix you stupid nigger. say she ate pixi stix for dinner/breakfast and wasn't supposed to tell her mom.
why would you split up your stash with a kid who couldn't appreciate it anyway? fuckin' retard.
Can you explain why you thought giving her hard drugs would ever be a good idea?
Also, you do realize that the child protection agency was made because of parents like you, right?
Okay /b/. After some considering there's only one thing to do. When banks open I'm taking a shitload out. Me and her are crossing state lines and we'll rent out some hotel rooms, idgaf where or what. After the weekend is over, we'll come back. By then I'll obvy have some sort of shitty explanation and she'll have it drilled into her head what she's supposed to say. Also I can figure out exactly what she said during the day, hopefully.
By the time we come back, she'll be good, our stories will be straight, nobody will know.
I just wonder, how long does the M stay in her system for hypothetical drug tests?
FTP. Come monday, there won't be much of a case against us, haha. Just a whollee lot of suspicion but whatever.
We're going to disneyworld, anons!
Thanks for your help, bros.
Before I pack up tho...
>How long does the M stay in her system?
I really can't wait to hear in the news about some deadbeat dad who gave his daughter mdma and then told people it was milk even though the daughter (who apparently can't keep her mouth shut) was saying that she was throwing up all night.
Yeah like sherbert or cotton candy. perfect alibi. Don't give your kids drugs though op, that's fucking retarded. She'll be buying her own and dishing out free blowies in the toilets in 7 years anyway. Just let her be a kid first.
OP confirmed full of shit
He's obviously claiming he's from America what with
Tomorrow is fucking thanksgiving, there isn't any fucking school for sure, and probably not for most of the week.
It's a national holiday
Fuck off with your shit story dickwad.
>Now she's acting all blank and says she feels weird.
It's just the come down, it goes away after a day or two. Just say it was flour or something or say she's making shit up. Don't give drugs to kids, kids shouldn't be on drugs ever, wait until she's a teen next time dickhead.
Jesus just say she ate half a bag of powdered sugar and she was hyper as fuck. Goddamn mongoloid. Also you're a fucking terrible person for not getting your kid domino's after promising it. Props on giving her MDMA though, fucking champ. Oh yeah and i'm like 80% sure they're not allowed to give a drug test unless you concent as her guardian, so just say no and deny accusations if you want to not be a spineless faggit.
Child protective services are coming to take your kid away, and they should. You are a shitty father. Kill yourself
>Can't afford Dominoes
>Buys MDMA for kid instead
>Panics, withdraws enough money to hide out in motels for a while
LOL, why wouldn't you just buy Dominoes AND MDMA too?
>banks open tomorrow
Nigga, I'm Canadian, and even I know tomorrow is American thanksgiving and fuckall will be open.
2/10 for keeping my attention, try not to have so many gaping holes in your story
1. You are a liar who needs the attention of strangers from the internet to validate your own self worth.
2. You did give M to a brain that is well beyond fully developed and permanently altered the outcome of her brain.