This 8/10 grill lives on my street. She's 16, I'm 19. We live in Canada, so this is legal, but in USA it's not, so no pics.
She sent me nudes out of the blue. Really gave signs she wanted me. She used to be my sister's friend years ago. I go to a different school than this girl.
Now then, she is part of the KKK
>Kool Kidz Klub
So she has a fair amount of... suitors after her. Her instagram and twitter are frequently filled with horny 14-17 year olds looking to get some. I'm going to see a movie with this girl on Saturday. I commented this to her Twitter and you would not believe the uproar. The 15 year olds all cried very manly and whined about how she had a bf.
One of these fucks happened to live around the block from my place. As I was walking home from Uni, he walked up to me and told me to back off.
>"Back off of femanon"
>"Who the fuck are you?"
>"I'm Anon, maybe you've heard of me?"
>"Yeah you're that fuck that keeps wheeling femanon on Instagram."
>This goy is 17
>I am 19
>I know kung-fu
>He comes at me in a rage
>I put him down on the ground
>15 mins later Police show up, I still have him pinned to the sidewalk
>People snickered as they walked by
>He gets charged for assault
At this point many of the 14-17 year old males online knew what had happened. They started sending threatening messages to me and knew where I lived now.
This happened yesterday, whole situation started on Monday.
>Walking home again
>Pass Charged Anon's haus
>Door opens and 3 wiggers run out
>mfw street fight
>One has a bat
>They approach me
>"You know why we're here, right Anon?"
>"Is it because you're a bunch of beta faggots that are mad because their fap material got a boyfriend?"
>rustles 'em so bad
>They land a few good shots, 3v1
>Police are called by neighbours
>Neighbour's cover for me, say Dickbags started it
Today the girl texted me. She was very worried and we talked about maybe not dating at all if I was getting jumped by her legion of followers. I told her I could handle it, and that the cops do regular drive-by's to check things out.
>She accepts this
>Walking home from Uni today
>Charged Anon now has a black eye and is faking a limp
>He comes out of his house
>"Jesus Christ Charged Anon, why don't you fuck off? You're a giant beta king that is trying to be alpha by fighting!"
>"That's how you become one isn't it?"
>"No, you giant dumbfuck!"
>"I play football though, that's something."
>"Yeah, Charged Anon, I bet your grades are something too."
>"Go back inside. You're 17. You have problems to worry about that I've already dealt with myself."
>He goes back inside.
>I go home
>Get text from him hour later
>"Meet me by the walmart parking lot"
>"I'll show you what kind of man femanon deserves."
>I know diplomacy has run it's course, this guy is determined
>"Fine. I'll be there at 630"
>I go at 645
>He's standing there, alone
>It's dark out, winter has come
>I get in my car, hidden a few streets down
>Roar it as loud as I can
>Parking lot is a ghost town
>Sound echoes through it
>I turn on the headlights
>Gun it over to his spot
>He gets scared shitless
>I step out of car real slowly
>I look like an absolute Ryan Gosling
>Slam door shut
>"What is it then, Charged Anon?"
>He is so scared
>See his right hand in his jacket pocket, shaking
>mfw A WEAPON
>I play it cool
>"You want to talk?"
>silence for the longest time
>we just stare at each other
>I break the silence
>"This isn't worth it over a girl."
>He breaks down
>"YES! It is! Femanon is the only one who ever talked to me! WE had something special! WE! NOT YOU!"
>I can perfectly recall his pained speech right now, hours later
>"You're opening a door you can never close."
>"I KNOW! I.. know.."
>He is settled
>He suddenly freaks again
>He tries to pull the handgun from his pocket
>Gun is snug fit into pocket, he's wiggling it around between tears
>I step in
>wheel trap and twist
>He is on the ground coughing
>Gets the gun out of his pocket, aims at me.
>I slap his hand away from my face
>Round goes into his leg
>He is screaming and bleeding
>/b/ has taught me to not gaf
>I turn and walk back to the car
>He is yelling so loud now
>Driving me nuts
>I get in car
I am now sitting in the common room of a hotel, can't say which one. I sent goodbyes to all of my close friends and family. I'm going to be getting on a plane tomorrow for Calgary. I have family there.
I cannot go back now. Wish me luck /b/
If you run away now ( assuming this is even true) then you are just going to look a fuckload more guilty and could end up in jail, if this isnt some retarded bullshit story you felt like making up you should go back NOW.
Get your girlfriend to convince him to tell the truth
>"Tell the truth or we're finished" etc etc
Fucking lol you dumbass.
You've got evidence he got you to the parking lot. You've got police records of him attacking you. You've got, i don't know, fucking everything pointing to you being innocent.
Stop being such a goddam pussy. You are going to be fine, and likely you are going to fuck that grill till they call your dick BBQ.
In hindsight, it seems like a very stupid decision.
I'm currently 3.5 hours from home.
You fucking retard
Go back home before you get mugged
Look, I rate your reaction panic/10.
Kid, if you want to get anywhere in life, ever, follow the #1 rule.
Don't freak out. Go home. Laugh at everybody stupider than you. Fuck neighbor grill, right now. Send pictures to the faggot with a gunshot wound.
Actually, send him a video.
Go back now
Either wait for the police or call them first
Fuck your girl
Taunt the edgy faggot about it
I have no idea what one does with a degree in political science, but there's always work here. Not exactly the best time of year for a job hunt, but if all you need is a paycheck and you aren't picky about what you do, you'll have no trouble finding work.
Would any of these be reasonable defences in the law?
- Shot in the leg, so you'd expect the guy to live.
- Scared, ran off, like how an average person might be reasonably be expected to run off after subduing an attacker.
You said you smacked his hand away and that's all that happened. That means they won't find your fingerprints on the gun, or at worst they'll find your fingerprints arranged in a way that makes it unlikely you were the one in charge of the trigger.
But still, the shooting is self defence.
You had everything going for you.
You fucked it all up over an 8/10 and a few Justin Biebers.
What the fuck man.
Just go home, speak to the police and have it all dealt with. From the sounds of it, you aren't the one in the wrong. I mean, you never called the emergency services after a young man tried to shoot you in the face and ended up incapacitating himself but fuck, I really doubt you're gonna be worse off in this situation.
Hard to combine "fended off armed attacker" with "scared and ran off". As for the shot, I imagine it would depend on where the bullet hit. Knee cap and lower would prolly be fine, big ass artery in the thigh though, easy to do major damage there.
>Hard to combine "fended off armed attacker" with "scared and ran off".
Idunno man, let's say a woman fends off a would-be rapist. Would you expect her to stick around and call an ambulance or run off (scared or not)?
Probably just getting over the initial shock of pain. But that does present an issue I guess.
What exactly did you say in your goodbye message? Are you able to pass it off as some spur-of-the-moment whim to travel to Calgary for a short holiday if the need arises?
Also, contact a lawyer. They'll have a better idea on your legal standing and stuff.
Not a lawyer here, but my understanding is that they're bound by duty and practice to make the best case for a client, even if they know the client is guilty of some heinous crime. (There's a reddit thread somewhere that goes into detail about why they have to do this or else the law falls apart.)
Don't ask me, ask the lawyer, they'll probably give you some free consultation anyway since they have to size up the case before deciding whether to take it or not. (I have never had to deal with a lawyer, so I have no idea, but it won't hurt you to ask.)
Dude, you'll be fine. He initiated the meeting, his (and only his?) prints on the gun, the previous assault charge, maybe even witnesses/friends who could attest to his instability.
My advice, go home, go to the cops right away, tell them exactly what happened. Even if the idiot bled out, I'd be immensely surprised if you got charged with anything.
The thing is, my parents knew this kid. He wasn't instable until Monday.
Only his prints on the gun.
His phone proves the meeting was his idea.
I could be cleared, not willing to take that chance though.
Besides, I'm getting excited about my new lief ahead of me.
You're a kid with no prior trouble (right?), you'll be cleared. Hands down. Maybe some backlash for not reporting it right away, but once again, you're a kid. They'll understand. Having a gun pulled on you is a pretty harrowing experience.
Excited about the new life ahead of you? Sounds like you're still on an adrenaline high. You're not thinking clearly. Go to your parents, they'll support you 100% of the way and be of more help to you than I (or anyone else on here) can be.
You're an absolute fuck nut. He has the gun on him, he shot himself, he has a history of assaulting you. Should have put the fucker in the back of your car and taken him to hospital where they would have called the cops. You've literally done nothing wrong you absolute artard