Hey guys, I got a package today! I wonder what could be inside.

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Looks like a box full of packing peanuts.

>>581555441
Black Dildo

>>581555498
black dildo dragon

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>>581555498
Looks like there's at least black tissue paper.
I wonder what's inside.

>>581555665
speakers

>>581555637
go pro!!

buttplug

its a gun
kill self.

>>581555778
MADELEIN'S SKULL!

Shoes

Don't you dare post a fedora !

Buttplug speakers

>>581555665
bad dragon

Anal plugs

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>>581555637
It's from the dragon dildos company. Care to make any more predictions as to what I got?

>>581555174
what's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX????

It's a another dragon/dolphin/dog/horse dildo for you collection.

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Hurry up, OP. I'm about to sleep soon.

again?

>>581556087
fuck yeah! dragon dildos! my nigga

XL flared stallion?http://i.4cdn.org/b/1417035705096.webm

>>581556087
Monkey cat hybrid dildo

a shirt

Its a dragon dildo

Potato dildo

>>581555665
a new pair of converses
a flannel shirt
a pair of skinny jeans
a new iphone 7G 2S IOS +5
an ipod mini from 2004
a record collection

A BIG FUCKING FEMINIST FRIENDLY HIPSTER DILDO WITH A COFFEE DISPENSER THAT YOU FILL UP AT STARBUCKS, IT COMES WITH A CLEVER LITTLE GUIDE ON HOW TO GROW THE PERFECT MOUSTACHE

>>581556087
3 DILDOS
1 BLACK
1 PURPLE
1 BLUE

>>581556087
A dildo made from smaller dildos.

Is it a dragon dildo

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>>581556514
Well you were spot on with the original guess of a black dragon dildo. That 25% off sale last week was just too good.

Anyone care to guess size and type?

dragon dildo

ITS QUICKSCOPING AWP DILDO

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What the fuck is wrong with you OP?

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>>581556087
Holy shit, its actually a dildo!

>>581556760
>using a GoPro to take unnecessary pictures
What have you done?

>>581556760
shut up and stick it in your ass

>>581556760
large canine?

>>581557024
It's always a dildo anon...always

OP is fag?
OP is gril?

Its actualy a fucking dragon dildo, whats it like being the most predictable fag on earth, OP

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It's a "Nova the Breeder" but what size is it?

>>581557097
I would use my DSLR, but one of my friends borrowed that last week.

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>>581557636

pic of it probing your butt plz.

>>581556976
He is op that is wrong with him

>>581555441
>dragon dildo

>>581557636
What softness did you get OP?
I'm thinking of trying bad dragon, but I'd got for something soft and long...

>>581557636
Whats the point in buying that? You seriously thinking about putting that big thing in your ass?

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>>581557636
lolz there is a face at the bottom of the dildo.

OP is either a girl or a massive fucking faggot

>>581557636
>bet you never get past the third ridge

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>>581557903
Medium firmness is usually a good pick. A small or medium Gryphon is the standard recommendation for beginners.

>>581557903

always get a medium firmness.

i have soft, med, and hard toys of theirs, and mid is always superior for most applications.

>>581558165
thats not a face! thats just COCK WRINKLES!!

how did you all know it was a dragon dildo?

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>>581558284

show us your butt op!

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And now for a sense of scale. It's an XL

>>581557926
Yes I'm planning on putting it in my butt.

>>581558218
I doubt I'll be able to take it for a long time.

>>581558165
cannot unsee

>>581558284
hey does anyone know if bad dragon dildoes are canon in the LotR or fantasy universe.

>>581558617
I just dont get why you picked something so large

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>>581558617

jeebus... I have a large/ firm breeder and i can only take about half of the thing.

grats on the new toy though!~

>>581558617
How does the softness compare to a dick?

>>581558375
Nope, it is a face. And do you know what Dragon Dildo-Man says?

. . \
.
..
.
.
I've seen some shit.

>>581558617

Give us a size comparison next to your ass maybe?

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>>581558165
he looks tired

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>>581558971
I know I'll be able to take the head at least but this thing is fucking HUGE.

>>581559002
It's a medium firmness and is still quite squishy.

>>581558617

why would you ever want to take it? What makes you look at something that big and think "man I wish I could fit that up my arse, I wish my rectum was loose enough to not tear itself apart when I put a dragon dildo in it"

>>581559618
compare with your penis.

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Size comparison to a large Chance and a large Vergil.

>>581559428
That wouldn't be a very good size comparison.

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>>581559878

larger toys mean more intense contact friction, and the stretching itself feels really good too.

almost good enough to cum without fapping.

think about 15-20 minutes of ass play equaling hours worth of edging.

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>>581558615
Here

>>581559878
Being filled to the max feels really good.

>>581559956
I'm not gonna dick measure against it, not even a large chance Chance looks big near it.

>>581559618
how much did that fucking cost
and which one should I get? tight budget but dont want anything too small... which are ur favs

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>>581560438

off to fap now.

Thanks op!

<3

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>>581560596
$142 + shipping (with 25% off)

They are having an up to 40% off sale on black Friday. Like I told the other guy, a medium Gryphon would be a good pick for a novice. That being said, I think a medium Tucker or Nova would be good picks too.

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>>581560878
glad you like it

>>581559618
Thanks OP, that helps :)
I'll probably get the small soft chance ^^ That's a good trainer dildo, right?

>>581559618
Oh please show us it in your butt.