Hey guys, I got a package today!
I wonder what could be inside.
Looks like a box full of packing peanuts.
>>581555441
Black Dildo
>>581555498
black dildo dragon
>>581555498
Looks like there's at least black tissue paper.
I wonder what's inside.
>>581555665
speakers
>>581555637
go pro!!
buttplug
its a gun
kill self.
>>581555778
MADELEIN'S SKULL!
Shoes
Don't you dare post a fedora !
Buttplug speakers
>>581555665
bad dragon
Anal plugs
>>581555637
It's from the dragon dildos company. Care to make any more predictions as to what I got?
>>581555174
what's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX????
It's a another dragon/dolphin/dog/horse dildo for you collection.
Hurry up, OP. I'm about to sleep soon.
again?
>>581556087
fuck yeah! dragon dildos! my nigga
XL flared stallion?http://i.4cdn.org/b/1417035705096.webm
>>581556087
Monkey cat hybrid dildo
a shirt
Its a dragon dildo
Potato dildo
>>581555665
a new pair of converses
a flannel shirt
a pair of skinny jeans
a new iphone 7G 2S IOS +5
an ipod mini from 2004
a record collection
A BIG FUCKING FEMINIST FRIENDLY HIPSTER DILDO WITH A COFFEE DISPENSER THAT YOU FILL UP AT STARBUCKS, IT COMES WITH A CLEVER LITTLE GUIDE ON HOW TO GROW THE PERFECT MOUSTACHE
>>581556087
3 DILDOS
1 BLACK
1 PURPLE
1 BLUE
>>581556087
A dildo made from smaller dildos.
Is it a dragon dildo
>>581556514
Well you were spot on with the original guess of a black dragon dildo. That 25% off sale last week was just too good.
Anyone care to guess size and type?
dragon dildo
ITS QUICKSCOPING AWP DILDO
What the fuck is wrong with you OP?
>>581556087
Holy shit, its actually a dildo!
>>581556760
>using a GoPro to take unnecessary pictures
What have you done?
>>581556760
shut up and stick it in your ass
>>581556760
large canine?
>>581557024
It's always a dildo anon...always
OP is fag?
OP is gril?
Its actualy a fucking dragon dildo, whats it like being the most predictable fag on earth, OP
It's a "Nova the Breeder" but what size is it?
>>581557097
I would use my DSLR, but one of my friends borrowed that last week.
>>581557636
pic of it probing your butt plz.
>>581556976
He is op that is wrong with him
>>581555441
>dragon dildo
>>581557636
What softness did you get OP?
I'm thinking of trying bad dragon, but I'd got for something soft and long...
>>581557636
Whats the point in buying that? You seriously thinking about putting that big thing in your ass?
>>581557636
lolz there is a face at the bottom of the dildo.
OP is either a girl or a massive fucking faggot
>>581557636
>bet you never get past the third ridge
>>581557903
Medium firmness is usually a good pick. A small or medium Gryphon is the standard recommendation for beginners.
>>581557903
always get a medium firmness.
i have soft, med, and hard toys of theirs, and mid is always superior for most applications.
>>581558165
thats not a face! thats just COCK WRINKLES!!
how did you all know it was a dragon dildo?
>>581558284
show us your butt op!
And now for a sense of scale. It's an XL
>>581557926
Yes I'm planning on putting it in my butt.
>>581558218
I doubt I'll be able to take it for a long time.
>>581558165
cannot unsee
>>581558284
hey does anyone know if bad dragon dildoes are canon in the LotR or fantasy universe.
>>581558617
I just dont get why you picked something so large
>>581558617
jeebus... I have a large/ firm breeder and i can only take about half of the thing.
grats on the new toy though!~
>>581558617
How does the softness compare to a dick?
>>581558375
Nope, it is a face. And do you know what Dragon Dildo-Man says?
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I've seen some shit.
>>581558617
Give us a size comparison next to your ass maybe?
>>581558165
he looks tired
>>581558971
I know I'll be able to take the head at least but this thing is fucking HUGE.
>>581559002
It's a medium firmness and is still quite squishy.
>>581558617
why would you ever want to take it? What makes you look at something that big and think "man I wish I could fit that up my arse, I wish my rectum was loose enough to not tear itself apart when I put a dragon dildo in it"
>>581559618
compare with your penis.
Size comparison to a large Chance and a large Vergil.
>>581559428
That wouldn't be a very good size comparison.
>>581559878
larger toys mean more intense contact friction, and the stretching itself feels really good too.
almost good enough to cum without fapping.
think about 15-20 minutes of ass play equaling hours worth of edging.
>>581558615
Here
>>581559878
Being filled to the max feels really good.
>>581559956
I'm not gonna dick measure against it, not even a large chance Chance looks big near it.
>>581559618
how much did that fucking cost
and which one should I get? tight budget but dont want anything too small... which are ur favs
>>581560438
off to fap now.
Thanks op!
<3
>>581560596
$142 + shipping (with 25% off)
They are having an up to 40% off sale on black Friday. Like I told the other guy, a medium Gryphon would be a good pick for a novice. That being said, I think a medium Tucker or Nova would be good picks too.
>>581560878
glad you like it
>>581559618
Thanks OP, that helps :)
I'll probably get the small soft chance ^^ That's a good trainer dildo, right?
>>581559618
Oh please show us it in your butt.