it was all over the fucking show here, had to walk past an entire retail space dedicated to it on the way to work each day, fuckwits outside trying to get you to come inside and do some quiz
Id heard theres people on twitter who were tweeting with bot speed yet doing it themselves.
I was going to ignore this but now I want to know how does being on 4chan early make you a newfag?
>chch finally hit summer
>full of women
>getting legos for xmas
life is good
It was in reference to the devastating earthquakes Christchurch experienced.
I would have thought you'd need no reminding of those truly horrible life changing and, in many cases, life ending events?
<Get back to where you once belonged.
How dare you, most of their albums are great and their not so great ones are far better than the greatest albums by other bands.
>says the Beatlemaniac
Don't give up your day job for stand-up comedy just yet.
>tfw morphine and heinekin
Horrible really. What drugs are you guys on? How come nobody in new zealand hardly takes anything other than alcohol and buds? Why is it so hard to find meth in chch? I just want a dola bag for fucks sake so keen to bang that shit someone in quake city hook me up I'll pay 120 for a bag
Also, I read in the press they have approved that people can sell synthetics in the CBD, might be a long time from now but I think the peaches door will opening eventually and hopefully a specialist shop that's not fucking cosmic.
Goddam do I want some AM-2201 panic attack shit again. So incredibly addictive and intense. Only seems to attract the 'mental illness' sort of folks though, small world if you've been through sunnyside/hillmorton and that, always broke and always buying. It's like magic
Also I'll trade valium for any other drug in chch right now. Just say what you got and I'll offer, I wont rip you off and I'm not a sole hood rat gunna stab you.
Where do you think you are?
Pharmacies are the new hook up. just go to a shitty doctors in a shitty part of town (Preferably an islander doctor. Fake symptoms that the desired drug is used to treat. Easy.
Based Billy T from Otara chiming in
cause im a fucking genius! :D
hes always a moody bum.
m8, i feel bad laughing at people that have problems, but its just so funny.
its like when someone has an accident and you laugh because it looked funny but then you feel bad because he really got hurt.
Drug test tomorrow for new job. I'm feeling like I'll piss pure thc.
Imma jump in bed at watch some netflix.
>Thank you based slingshot.
>As moody as they come.
Butt seriously, I haven't toked in like 3 weeks.
I was just going to give it to a mate because I didn't think it went for much.
You can crush up ER, aye?
How much did you smoke before your last sesh? Because I may have some bad news for you...
Watching homefront at the moment.
Yeah. I just had an early start this morning, I had to get under one of the furnaces at work before the fired it up.
Fuck this dyslexia.
>they fired it up.
>and watch some netflix
Maybe John can save me.
Anyone else got a vege garden? I was a hungry little bugger when I got home from work today, I grabbed four massive leaves of lettuce straight out of my patch, shaved a whole carrot into them with half an Avo and some balsamic. Wrapped the whole thing on itself and gobbled it up in one movement. was damn good.
don't you start with that duckie shit.
I crashed up some, blasted some Beatles, and had a good time.
Until the come down.
>i need a fix cause I'm going down
>down to the bits that I've left up town
You garden? What a homo.
Haha, wait, is your garden the Merivale community garden you nigger?
You gonna be a good little sober boy tonight?
I wouldn't trust anything growing there, people piss in it and sprinkle crack into the dirt.
I have my own little square garden, nothing fancy and It's pretty self sustaining.
Ya, got to be up at 8am for end of year piss up.
What should I say to this bird.
Holy smokes, I've only ever seen one other Timaru dude on here in 5 years.
>what's the comedown like?
It was a bit rough, more so than usual but I put that down to also having done dexamphetamine that done and snorting a little (but hardly anything) and making it instant release.
Usually, though, the comedown from ritalin just makes you a bit lethargic.
>your own cunty self?
I hope you know I'm gluing a mash up of every picture I find of you together. If you feel a clump of your hair go missing while on your walks, don't be alarmed.
say that you are into girls
Don't take me serious, you wally
>hair go missing while on your walks
I should probably get going soon.
>tfw have to go into Winz tomorrow
>on the bus
>it'll be hot
>I'll be sweaty
>Don't take me serious, you wally
My names not Serious and don't call me a wally.
who cares about renaming pictures
posting qts instead
I haven't had to go in for ages and that made me happy.
Going in tomorrow doesn't, I'll fucking freak out, I know. Might have to take some ritalin to calm me down.
Yeah, not to be repulsive. I posted a progress pic on /fit/ a while ago and it makes me sad to see what I looked like.
Wasted youth something wicked, aye.
Bj lips has the picture, probably.
had to download it because the normal way crashes after renaming 10001 pictures
idk my net died at like 150 replies in that thread
Still quite a long way to go, I'm aiming for something like that pic or SBW mode
Something like pic related. I know that's a not a rugby body but something with a bit of muscle but not too much. I'm a shorty so don't think I could pull it off.
Gota stop drinking so much Asahi bra.
Fucking hipsters crack me up.
Have you ever seen anything that looks so ridiculous?
Jono and/or Ben I know you lurk on /b/ half of your shitty jokes are 4chan inspired.
You are cool guys but you need some fresh material, also get married. the sexual tension is thick even through radio waves.
desperately aiming kek, but i used to lift back in highschool i only recently go back into it earlier this year. My progress is relatively fast surprisingly.
Yeah i've actually had a good run with alcohol, but after learning about how i failed that paper (The one i wouldn't shut the fuck up about in last nights thread) I caved. I also bought a lot of chocolate and junk food.
>tfw heaps of it is left over, don't know what to do with it
You think that guy is a hipster?
>just stay lean man
I have to tone up quite a bit. I'm still cutting but it's hard because I get told so many different things. I've been told to start bulking now and others have told be to get to the low 60s before I start.
I'm 5'8 so have no idea. I reckon I've easily still got at least 10kgs of fat to go but I wouldn't know. I saw this personal trainer one day and he said I have a nice body. I was a bit taken a back.
Thats fair enough man, a blow out every now and then is ok with them circumstances.
>tfw saved my old r9k folder back to my computer so i can look at it whenever i want unlike the archive (RIP)
i like how a quarter of the photos are asian just like a quarter of nz is, fuck this country has gone to the dogs, bunch of asians wanting to be apart of this anon community but too scared to actually talk to most europeans in real life, and p.s 4chan is a white only forum, google it, go buy some houses and rent them out so no europeans can buy them anymore, and not im not angry just stating the facts
If you lift 3-5 times per week with high intensity and try to stay in a 500ish calorie deficit with high protein and good fats you'll get there man. I just lost 9kg in 2 1/2 months applying this... Still getting fucked up on the weekends n all. Reason was to become lighter as my body weight mastery was all fucked up
he would be considered a hipster on /fa/
asians arent sexy to europeans, maybe the old ones and mentally disabled ones that go to thailand to bring them here to have a g friend, even asians main goal is to have a european g friend or vice versa, and that is very rare, sometimes in the socially retarded circles it happens, not much.
Do you have an issue with Asians?
I like the ones that grew up here and have amalgamated into society they're usually classic cunts.
Not those loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate Indians though(usually the younger ones that crams 20 of of the dirty fuckers into one 2 bedroom place)
I've lost about 19kg this year so not should if I should maintain or not.
I get told so many different things, aye.
I'm doing SLs but, as I'm on dexedrine, by energy levels have dropped so much it's not funny. Today is the first day in ages I can remember doing both lifting and cardio and neither were done terribly great.
>want a nice body for the boys
even the ones who grew up here (and aussie) are weird as they have weird chinese parent instilling fucked selfish values of earning money and stepping on anyone to get there and being dishonest is ok if it will make you money, sowwy dont speak english is said whenever they get in trouble and they have no sense of owning up when they are wrong.
oh sorry, they just constantly say shit like "cool story bruv" or "Thats so randumb" . there are others but cant think on them but if you saw a picture of Jono you'd instantly know he is a internet lurker.
Hey! I'd love to have a pen pal from anywhere but America, and this looks like a good place to find one.
grew up in palmy was fun until you get to the age of 10 and realise your stuck in a cold shit hole with nothing to do but swim in a poluted manawatu river and go to the square where one person is walking around the main st on a saturday
lol i remember that
yea probably same guy
I can almost guarantee I'd like that rabbit hole, though.
Seriously guys, I want someone from across the pond somewhere to write to and/or send voice letters to. It'll be good.
Nah i was pretty drunk so i don't really remember specifics
I find small details of people pretty interesting, like handwriting or vocal inflections. I love writing things out, and it'd be cool to have the responses and perspective from someone outside of America.
just stop by these threads every night
true that, why do asians always put up wacky asian gross girls on here? sucks how they all get there grandparents over here after they get residency and then they wait 10 years and get the pension which I have to pay for, and also buy up all the houses to rent back to the europeans, what went wrong in this country,
How long have you worked for the CIA?
>so many ways this could go
How long have you been a loser?
Have you always been a psychopath?
When did you realise you disappoint your parents?
Do you even just wish you wouldn't?
Fucking coconuts always have those grippers
Okay i think i got it.
You went to take a piss in a public bathroom, an Asian guy took a piss next to you and his penis was bigger. This is why you're so bitter. It's fine we all go through it
>tfw foolz r9k archive is just not the same as heinessen archive
Just a joke or, more aptly, an attempt at one.
>what made you decide to drop the weight?
Being horrible to look at and I'm not really sure. I put on heaps towards the end of high school and, as stupid as it sounds, just didn't know how to get rid of it.
Fuck, I feel so dumb saying that but, at the time, that's what I thought.
Why did she have to become cocaine :(
In what? What's going on again?
>tfw Chiwa Saito
Sigh... none of the things.
If you'd write to me, you could find out though. :D
You cunts always post the same shit.
Checking in from my 700m2 home on Takapuna Beach Auckland. Rich white boy here.
Fuck all the niggers, Who is going to our house? I got E for sale.
You squirrel loving fags
Because we are New Zealand
>tfw still no thread haka