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NZ thread
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why are IDs even back?
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>>581439903
why are you such a fucking loser
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evenin
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Why are IDs even back?
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>>581440646
because 4chan can't handle not having handles.
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>Hello, boys!
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why are IDs even back?
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>>581440058
i'm not tho
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marlborough/blenheim/picton/nelson here
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Wtf is an id?
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>>581441431
Who cares but why are they back?
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tok reporting in drunk as fuck and just got another box
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why are IDs even back?
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It is too early. Only newfags here..
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>>581441986
haha yeah right, been here since 09
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>>581441986
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Inb4 IDbro
Inb4 why are IDs even back?
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>tfw renaming 12,748 files... again
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>>581442175
>>581442275
fine, not you two. but everyone else.
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gigatown reporting, glad this fucking bullshit is over
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>>581442714
I had heard literally nothing since the week after it started id forgotten it even happened
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>>581442486
too late m9
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Kapiti reporting in.
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>>581439810
drunk chchfag reporting, 16hr shift tomorrow, the fuck are you niggers up to
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>>581442782
it was all over the fucking show here, had to walk past an entire retail space dedicated to it on the way to work each day, fuckwits outside trying to get you to come inside and do some quiz
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>>581442679
What are you renaming them to?
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Tfw I can tell who IDbro is in this thread even when hes not posting kpop girls
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>>581441830
holla
>>581442714
who got that? not like our internet is ever gonna not suck testicles
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anyone got nude of this chic?, Dunedin.
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>>581442949
Id heard theres people on twitter who were tweeting with bot speed yet doing it themselves.
>>581441986
I was going to ignore this but now I want to know how does being on 4chan early make you a newfag?
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>>581442995
image
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>12 minutes remaining
>only half-way through
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>>581443240
>image all the people
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>chch finally hit summer
>new job
>good boss
>full of women
>getting legos for xmas
life is good
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>>581443482
was it you that was listening to The Beatles yesterday?
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>>581443493
>chch finally hit summer
Better than hitting the floor, am I right?
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>>581443214
because I say so. Because I want to. Dont confuse me
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>>581443612
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

>Listening to them today, Abbey Road, and making playlists of similar songs by them to listen to too..

Probably listen to same more after I finish my lifting.
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>>581443670
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Y'all need JESUS
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>>581443789
It was in reference to the devastating earthquakes Christchurch experienced.

I would have thought you'd need no reminding of those truly horrible life changing and, in many cases, life ending events?
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>>581443913
isn't he broke already?
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>>581443786
Abbey Road is the only good album they had
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>>581441105
nelfag stuck in chch here
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>>581443982
Doubt it
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>>581444089
<Get back to where you once belonged.

How dare you, most of their albums are great and their not so great ones are far better than the greatest albums by other bands.

>says the Beatlemaniac
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>>581443969
Don't give up your day job for stand-up comedy just yet.
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post the noods
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>>581444235
It's no laughing matter.

I'm appalled you'd think it was?
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>>581444225
you should listen to some kpop
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>>581444354
No fatties !
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>>581444632
where all da bitches at
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idk what's worse
>not finding your old r9kpop folder
>finding it filled with fake kpop nudes
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>tfw morphine and heinekin

Horrible really. What drugs are you guys on? How come nobody in new zealand hardly takes anything other than alcohol and buds? Why is it so hard to find meth in chch? I just want a dola bag for fucks sake so keen to bang that shit someone in quake city hook me up I'll pay 120 for a bag

Also, I read in the press they have approved that people can sell synthetics in the CBD, might be a long time from now but I think the peaches door will opening eventually and hopefully a specialist shop that's not fucking cosmic.

Goddam do I want some AM-2201 panic attack shit again. So incredibly addictive and intense. Only seems to attract the 'mental illness' sort of folks though, small world if you've been through sunnyside/hillmorton and that, always broke and always buying. It's like magic

Also I'll trade valium for any other drug in chch right now. Just say what you got and I'll offer, I wont rip you off and I'm not a sole hood rat gunna stab you.
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>>581444103
u got any weed i could buy off you
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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Rekt kiwi advert, your welcome
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>>581444758
>nz threads
>girls
Where do you think you are?
>>581444765
>nudes
>bad
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>>581444478
I've got a little bit.

I got like a song called Be My baby by the Wonder Girls.
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>>581445052
>fake
>good
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>>581444776
valium for money? can get other shit but an exchange medium seems more convenient
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>>581444895
reminder that being pussy isn't good for your confidence
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>>581444776
only extremely rich asians do harder drugs in nz like the kind who hang out at the tab all day
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>>581444776
Pharmacies are the new hook up. just go to a shitty doctors in a shitty part of town (Preferably an islander doctor. Fake symptoms that the desired drug is used to treat. Easy.
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>>581445082
based

what about Tell Me and Nobody?
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>>581444632
>>581444758
Whaaat? she ain't fat
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Anyone else watching paint dry? Pak creeping at 2.4, 1 wicket down, sounds about right. Prepare yourselves for balls to wall action once younus takes the crease
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>>581445332
I'll listen to Tell Me now.

I have Nobody but can't remember it so I guess I'll have a listen to that, too.
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Shall I eat Pizza cold out of the fridge or put it in the microwave?
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>>581445105
What can you get?
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>>581445941
microwave
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>>581445106
reminder that smoking weed is just running away from your problems
>>581445497
these are the ugliest titties i've seen in my life
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>>581445624
>Nobody
Ok, I remember this one, is good.
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>>581446084
You obviously dont watch mainstream TV
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Chch morphine guy in
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>>581446331
I don't even own a television
>>581445941
microwave, cold pizza is no fun
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>>581443493
I hear that bro.

What's the job doing?
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>>581446298
nice.

any other artists you know?
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chchfag reporting in
been smoking that kush all night, neet as fuck life yo. anyone from the east side of town?
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>>581446450
only for breakfast. :)
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>>581446615
insurance
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>>581439810

what up.

Based Billy T from Otara chiming in

HUhuHUhuHU
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>tfw files stopped renaming at 10001
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>>581445984
almost definitely copious pot and acid, probably E, possibly ritalin but would take time/uncertain, have you only got pharmaceutical sources or something?
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>>581446685
Nah, not many.

Girls Generation
That weird Japanese bitch (Kyray?)
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>>581439810

Pukekohe..portin in
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>>581439810
So is the stupider half of New Zealand ready to admit that John Key is a lying day trader yet?
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omg. watching that stammerer stuff on tv one.
not sure if im allowed to laugh. sounds so funny.
can i laugh?
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>>581447289
>can i laugh?
No, because you were a pussy and asked.
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>>581446963
street value of ritalin?
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Hastingsbro repoting
>(fo dat booty)
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>>581447464
why does asking mean im a pussy?
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why are IDs even back?
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>>581447479
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>>581441986
h-how did you know?
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>>581447638
because he hasn't taken his pills and is a moody bum.
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>>581447638
Because you didn't have the balls to laugh at what you found funny.
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>>581447225
>being this reddit
go back to bed, Norman.
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alright alright aready, hamfag reporting in, bored as fuck, any other waikato cunts in here?
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>>581447757
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>>581447729
Ayy
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>>581447743
cause im a fucking genius! :D
>>581447757
hes always a moody bum.
>>581447870
m8, i feel bad laughing at people that have problems, but its just so funny.
its like when someone has an accident and you laugh because it looked funny but then you feel bad because he really got hurt.
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>>581447468
I'm told around $15 for a 10mg
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>>581447638
only gay pussy faggots ask these days, the rest of us know everything
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>>581448047
noona?
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>>581444776
Link to synthetics being allowed in CBD plz.

My prayers will be answered if this is true.
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Drug test tomorrow for new job. I'm feeling like I'll piss pure thc.
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>>581448047
>hes always a moody bum.
A-am I?
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>>581448216
Hope you fail.
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>>581448113
i asked for permission, m8.
>>581448139
hyung?
>>581448279
toujours, ma cherie :*
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Imma jump in bed at watch some netflix.
>Thank you based slingshot.
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>>581448416
What's on? Year
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>>581448401
>As moody as they come.

Butt seriously, I haven't toked in like 3 weeks.
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>>581448062
i take 40 mg a day i dont even need it now email me at [email protected]
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>>581448416
you've got windows, right?
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>>581448416
Henry?
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>>581448687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMnDl2jVgSU
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>>581447980
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>>581444776
Didn't think it was to get at all?
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>tfw when you can't upload pictures in fear of your renaming files window crashing
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>>581448062
What? Really?

I was just going to give it to a mate because I didn't think it went for much.

You can crush up ER, aye?

>>581448597
How much did you smoke before your last sesh? Because I may have some bad news for you...
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>>581448937
420 erryday. but I checked the legal limits for passing work site health tests and for my body type I should have some still in my system but not enough to warrant an fail.
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>>581448587
Watching homefront at the moment.

>>581448656
Yeah. I just had an early start this morning, I had to get under one of the furnaces at work before the fired it up.

>>581448687
Nope
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I swear the connection errors always start at the same time.
Gotta start recording the times of this shit
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>>581445941
Few cold while you wait for the rest to nuke sir
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>>581447908
I don't fucking reddit you bronny loving G.O.P "Hurrr my politics are a hardline so I sound grown up" moon-faced man baby motherfucker *such edge
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>>581446747
Selling that shit?

Competitive game I'm told... That true or you don't know yet
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>it stopped at 10001 again
damn
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>>581449281
Your scaring the children
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>>581449143
Oh, that's clever.

>duckie
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>>581449171
Fuck this dyslexia.
>they fired it up.
>>581448416
>and watch some netflix

Maybe John can save me.
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>>581449520
FUCK THE CHILDREN I WILL EAT THE FUCKING CHILDREN HOW DO I GET WEED IN WELLINGTON!?
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Anyone else got a vege garden? I was a hungry little bugger when I got home from work today, I grabbed four massive leaves of lettuce straight out of my patch, shaved a whole carrot into them with half an Avo and some balsamic. Wrapped the whole thing on itself and gobbled it up in one movement. was damn good.

>>581449573
don't you start with that duckie shit.
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>>581448937
Not actually sure about ER, I think the mechanism used to prolong release is actually a chemical one, it will still take effect faster if you crush it and do a line though
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>>581449205
what is nuke?
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Sup.
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>>581449775
I crashed up some, blasted some Beatles, and had a good time.

Until the come down.

>i need a fix cause I'm going down
>down to the bits that I've left up town

>>581449721
You garden? What a homo.

Haha, wait, is your garden the Merivale community garden you nigger?
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>>581449703
By going to the hutt or the wairarapa and talking to literally anyone
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>>581449954
Put in the microwave and turn on
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>>581450187
Cha sweet, tru bay! fuuuuhahahahahahaha
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>>581450063
You gonna be a good little sober boy tonight?

>>581450114
I wouldn't trust anything growing there, people piss in it and sprinkle crack into the dirt.

I have my own little square garden, nothing fancy and It's pretty self sustaining.
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>>581450357
>own little square garden
That's cute.

I've always wanted to have a little garden but I can barely take care of myself let only plants haha.
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>>581448416
I'm outside
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>>581448612
saved, you in chch?
>>581450114
what's the comedown like? never actually done it, used to be a pothead and wanna try shit I don't have a history with
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Timarufag here

Can someone tell me if Acacia confusa grows in NZ?
Captcha:Anon wants to cook drugs
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>>581450482
It could be a project to help you look after you if you treat every plant as an extension of your own cunty self?
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I have better eyebrows than everyone in this thread.
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Who smokes cigs and what do you smoke?

Pic related
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Looking for budz in Dunedin.
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>>581450357
Ya, got to be up at 8am for end of year piss up.

What should I say to this bird.

>>581450542
Holy smokes, I've only ever seen one other Timaru dude on here in 5 years.
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>>581450518
>what's the comedown like?
It was a bit rough, more so than usual but I put that down to also having done dexamphetamine that done and snorting a little (but hardly anything) and making it instant release.

Usually, though, the comedown from ritalin just makes you a bit lethargic.

>>581450603
>your own cunty self?
pls dont
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>>581450692
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>>581450542
Probably not. I tried to grow a Argyreia nervosa But it got too cold over winter.
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>>581450797
I sm on these shit threads every other day.
Now answer my fucking question
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>>581450797
Why the fuck do bitches keep doing that stupid fucking face in pics
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>>581450639
ITT: Post your eyebrows! :D
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>>581450797
>What should I say to this bird.
How long have you been on HRT?
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>>581450639
I hope you know I'm gluing a mash up of every picture I find of you together. If you feel a clump of your hair go missing while on your walks, don't be alarmed.

>>581450797
say that you are into girls

>>581450884
Don't take me serious, you wally
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>>581450963
Indeed, why
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>>581450904
Soft packs are taking off again
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>>581450916
That is not very helpful towards my plan to cook class A melt your fucking face off faggot you don't even exist drugs
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Am i late?

Reporting in. Just finished a late night gym session trying to work off dem Asahi's from last night :(
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>>581451070
Sharted face
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>>581451040
>hair go missing while on your walks
I should probably get going soon.

>tfw have to go into Winz tomorrow
>on the bus
>during summer
>it'll be hot
>I'll be sweaty

>>581451040
>Don't take me serious, you wally
My names not Serious and don't call me a wally.
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>>581450518
i already posted were the area i live in learn to read the thread faggot
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>>581451279
I actually managed to lift tonight and do cardio. Haven't done both, on the same day, in ages.
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>>581451436
I fucking hate dealing with Winz. so glad I have work. everything about Winz offices just make me cringe. if you were going after 1 I would so give you a lift instead.
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Anyone else after rits? $25 for 20mgs?
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renaming files were never this hard
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>>581451616
Do you have any goals?

Or to just not be repulsive?
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>>581450692
My mom says I'm not allowed to smoke.
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>>581447182
Did I see you today? Saw 2 faggots walking to Pak'n Save at about 12:30. Was definitely faggots.:D
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>>581451616
post arms again
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>>581451764
You're a good boy, bubby
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>>581451730
christ mate what program is that? Does it make the job easier?
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>>581451930
Yeah I'll only be allowed to smoke when I'm a big guy.
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who cares about renaming pictures

posting qts instead
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any ham fags here
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>>581451658
I haven't had to go in for ages and that made me happy.

Going in tomorrow doesn't, I'll fucking freak out, I know. Might have to take some ritalin to calm me down.

>>581451753
Yeah, not to be repulsive. I posted a progress pic on /fit/ a while ago and it makes me sad to see what I looked like.

Wasted youth something wicked, aye.

>>581451869
Bj lips has the picture, probably.
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>>581452030
had to download it because the normal way crashes after renaming 10001 pictures
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>>581452053
Keep on truckin'
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>>581452085
Bruh.

Were any additional threads made after the fourth one when i called it quits?
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>>581452309
yo

idk my net died at like 150 replies in that thread
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>>581452189
>bjlips
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>>581452301
Will do sir.
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>>581451753
Oh but I suppose I'd like to get a rugby body.

I was told I had the build for it so it seems like something to aim for?
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>tfw Asahi bottles everywhere
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>>581452189
Good shit man keep it up
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>>581451658
Topkek guy who shot up Ashburton wins

Can anyone get pure LSD tabs? 97% or higher? Or fucking anything
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>>581452624
post goal body
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>>581452624
Forward or back?
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>>581450764
Aren't we all
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>>581452886
How close are you now?
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>>581453067
Still quite a long way to go, I'm aiming for something like that pic or SBW mode
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>>581452706
Y-you too.

>>581452886
Something like pic related. I know that's a not a rugby body but something with a bit of muscle but not too much. I'm a shorty so don't think I could pull it off.

>>581452923
Versatile.

>lel
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>>581453380
>>581452886

Gota stop drinking so much Asahi bra.
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>>581453380
Do you have similar genetics or are you just aiming for that ballpark?
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>>581452886
>>581453380
yum
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>>581452696
Ayy Asahibro.
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>>581453408
Fucking hipsters crack me up.

Have you ever seen anything that looks so ridiculous?
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>>581453515
based taste
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>>581453408
Can be done just stay lean man.

Was in the fitness industry for 5 years so if you have any questions ask away and I'll try help with my morphed out brain haha
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Jono and/or Ben I know you lurk on /b/ half of your shitty jokes are 4chan inspired.

You are cool guys but you need some fresh material, also get married. the sexual tension is thick even through radio waves.
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>>581453519
desperately aiming kek, but i used to lift back in highschool i only recently go back into it earlier this year. My progress is relatively fast surprisingly.

>>581453515
Yeah i've actually had a good run with alcohol, but after learning about how i failed that paper (The one i wouldn't shut the fuck up about in last nights thread) I caved. I also bought a lot of chocolate and junk food.

>tfw heaps of it is left over, don't know what to do with it
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>>581453859
>4chan inspired

For real? I don't really watch them, give examples
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>>581453882
heaps is left?!?! here! here! here!
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>>581453882
Your body remembers so you're muscle fibres will act accordingly. Nothing wrong with a shortcut like that!
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>>581453743
You think that guy is a hipster?

>>581453803
>just stay lean man
I have to tone up quite a bit. I'm still cutting but it's hard because I get told so many different things. I've been told to start bulking now and others have told be to get to the low 60s before I start.

I'm 5'8 so have no idea. I reckon I've easily still got at least 10kgs of fat to go but I wouldn't know. I saw this personal trainer one day and he said I have a nice body. I was a bit taken a back.
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>>581453765
Brah

>>581453882
Thats fair enough man, a blow out every now and then is ok with them circumstances.
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>>581453859
I came up with a bunch of ideas for their show but wouldn't have any idea how to present them to them.

>tfw they probably wouldn't want them.
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>tfw saved my old r9k folder back to my computer so i can look at it whenever i want unlike the archive (RIP)
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i like how a quarter of the photos are asian just like a quarter of nz is, fuck this country has gone to the dogs, bunch of asians wanting to be apart of this anon community but too scared to actually talk to most europeans in real life, and p.s 4chan is a white only forum, google it, go buy some houses and rent them out so no europeans can buy them anymore, and not im not angry just stating the facts
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>>581454313
:( give it a go, hun. you cant lose anything. :)
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>>581454109
If you lift 3-5 times per week with high intensity and try to stay in a 500ish calorie deficit with high protein and good fats you'll get there man. I just lost 9kg in 2 1/2 months applying this... Still getting fucked up on the weekends n all. Reason was to become lighter as my body weight mastery was all fucked up
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>>581454462
But at least they're sexy, right?
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>>581454462
oh ... your back plz no
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>>581454109
he would be considered a hipster on /fa/
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>>581454462
would you rather have Asians or fucking yanks?
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>>581454678
Mate, did you end saving that post about that anons experience with an asian neighbour on the phone?
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asians arent sexy to europeans, maybe the old ones and mentally disabled ones that go to thailand to bring them here to have a g friend, even asians main goal is to have a european g friend or vice versa, and that is very rare, sometimes in the socially retarded circles it happens, not much.
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>>581454462
Do you have an issue with Asians?

I like the ones that grew up here and have amalgamated into society they're usually classic cunts.

Not those loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate Indians though(usually the younger ones that crams 20 of of the dirty fuckers into one 2 bedroom place)
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is the anon who called my cell on here atm
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>>581454507
I've lost about 19kg this year so not should if I should maintain or not.

I get told so many different things, aye.

I'm doing SLs but, as I'm on dexedrine, by energy levels have dropped so much it's not funny. Today is the first day in ages I can remember doing both lifting and cardio and neither were done terribly great.

>want a nice body for the boys
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yanks as they are fuckable and actually talk to people and a lot of them actually care about other people, rather than themselves and their family.
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>>581454906
you already do, depends on what kind of boys you want tho.
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>>581442813
Ex Kapiti, now dunners reporting in
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>>581454902
ayy
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>>581454697
Hey, you didn't answer my question.

Give examples of how Jono and Ben have 4chan inspired humour
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>>581455005
Ones that won't complain to the Humans Rights Commission if I call them a faggot while balls in deep.

>boipussy
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>>581454802
nah
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even the ones who grew up here (and aussie) are weird as they have weird chinese parent instilling fucked selfish values of earning money and stepping on anyone to get there and being dishonest is ok if it will make you money, sowwy dont speak english is said whenever they get in trouble and they have no sense of owning up when they are wrong.
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>>581455054
u ever come up to marlborough
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>>581451775

only budget fags shop there
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>>581455283
did anything happen to you involving a neighbour and her phone?
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>>581455058
oh sorry, they just constantly say shit like "cool story bruv" or "Thats so randumb" . there are others but cant think on them but if you saw a picture of Jono you'd instantly know he is a internet lurker.
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Hey! I'd love to have a pen pal from anywhere but America, and this looks like a good place to find one.

Yes? Yes?
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>>581455327
Nah, never been.

Are you inviting me?
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Palmerston North faggot reporting in. Any other of you miserable cunts hail from round there?
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>>581455342
Why would you say that? They have all the major brands at lower prices I cant see why you would want to pay more for the same thing?
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>>581454462
>>581455434
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nup
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>>581454906
Are you a bloke or a chick?

I was assuming you were a bloke
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>>581455434
Join in the fun. We're all friends here
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so why are there no qt traps in nz?
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>>581455483
Reckon this the same guy that did this shit last time? Went onto make another post asking why asians were allowed on here?
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>>581455492
What would make you think I'm not a bloke?
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Going to New Plymouth on Friday. Havent been there in 3+ yrs. Anything change?
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grew up in palmy was fun until you get to the age of 10 and realise your stuck in a cold shit hole with nothing to do but swim in a poluted manawatu river and go to the square where one person is walking around the main st on a saturday
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>>581455441
na thought u were the guy from blenheim anyone go tab in wellington
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>>581455581
I read about a 37 Maori woman who pegs on craigslist. Is that good enough?
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>>581455582
lol i remember that

yea probably same guy
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>>581455725
I said qt
how could any maori be qt
fuck it noone in nz is qt
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>>581455483
I can almost guarantee I'd like that rabbit hole, though.

Seriously guys, I want someone from across the pond somewhere to write to and/or send voice letters to. It'll be good.
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you should really kill your self if you live in palmy or if you manage to get out, never tell a soul you lived there palmy fag
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>>581455596
Sexy for the boys. Forgot about gay people for a second hhaha

Good work on the 19kg shits not easy
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>>581455582
Was that the same guy who had the encounter with his asian neighbour. I really want to read that story again
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>>581455342
I always go there. :D But really, those 2 looked like b/tards.
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>>581455662
>na
I'll suck your dick.
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>>581455658
I actually grew up in Dannevirke so the constant dirge of Palmy is, remarkably, a step up
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>>581455786
Expect for the chinese and korean immigrants.

I saw some samoan vag in yesterdays thread, it was neat
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>>581455814
Moving to England next year bitchnipples
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>>581452160
ye boi, where you at
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>>581455850
I got no idea I dont think so or if it was it happened when I wasnt here
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>>581455945
Did it have sideburns?
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>>581455969
>hillcrest/silverdale
you no anyone round there
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>>581455818
>Forgot about gay people for a second hhaha
Sometimes that's for the best.

>Good work on the 19kg shits not easy
40kg all up...yeah.
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>>581456025
>pic related

>>581456026
Nah i was pretty drunk so i don't really remember specifics
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>>581455571
I find small details of people pretty interesting, like handwriting or vocal inflections. I love writing things out, and it'd be cool to have the responses and perspective from someone outside of America.
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>>581456091
my sister lives in hillcrest, i live in nawton
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>>581455865
>Dannevirke
Hallo Hans.

>>581455945
>samoan vag in yesterdays thread
That was actually corned beef past its use by date.
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>>581455571
we all friends we would share facebook or emails i shared my number yesterday and a good bloke called up
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>>581456135
What you mean for the best?

40kgs a shit ton, what made you decide to drop the weight?
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>>581456210
You sound like a blast

>>581456242
>tfw Nawton

How's that place doing mate? ;_;
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>>581456210
just stop by these threads every night
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>>581456242
whats ur sis name
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true that, why do asians always put up wacky asian gross girls on here? sucks how they all get there grandparents over here after they get residency and then they wait 10 years and get the pension which I have to pay for, and also buy up all the houses to rent back to the europeans, what went wrong in this country,
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>>581456210
How long have you worked for the CIA?

>so many ways this could go

How long have you been a loser?
Have you always been a psychopath?
When did you realise you disappoint your parents?
Do you even just wish you wouldn't?
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>>581456325
for shizzle? you put your number in here?
i wouldnt want people to hear my voice.
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>>581456160
Fucking coconuts always have those grippers
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>>581456325
It's essentially the same 8 or so people posting, with like 12 others clueless as to why there are so many asians posted
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>>581456441
Okay i think i got it.

You went to take a piss in a public bathroom, an Asian guy took a piss next to you and his penis was bigger. This is why you're so bitter. It's fine we all go through it
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>tfw foolz r9k archive is just not the same as heinessen archive
RIP
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>>581456489
its a nz 4chan thread nothing that special
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>>581456353
Ah, you in?
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no one else is posting as all the asians have gone now as they have realised this isnt a place for them, just like NZ
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>>581456342
Just a joke or, more aptly, an attempt at one.

>what made you decide to drop the weight?
Being horrible to look at and I'm not really sure. I put on heaps towards the end of high school and, as stupid as it sounds, just didn't know how to get rid of it.

Fuck, I feel so dumb saying that but, at the time, that's what I thought.
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>>581456432
why would i tell you?
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>>581456210
Why did she have to become cocaine :(
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>>581456694
but what if someone uses ur number for something?
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Anyone in Christchurch after Ritalin?
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>>581456441
Sneaky fuckers.

Some cunt last night was saying they go and get random shit from the Asian shop and consume it, might try that one day
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as if a asian would use a urinal, too much human contact that way, they cubicle only
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>>581456725
In what? What's going on again?

>>581456740

>tfw Chiwa Saito
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>>581456465
Sigh... none of the things.
If you'd write to me, you could find out though. :D
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>>581439810
You cunts always post the same shit.
Checking in from my 700m2 home on Takapuna Beach Auckland. Rich white boy here.
Fuck all the niggers, Who is going to our house? I got E for sale.
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>>581456797
Se could have been a movie star.
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>>581456797
The fuck why is that image there I didnt upload an image 4chan y u do dis
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>>581456516
>>581456740

>why so many asians
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>>581456943
I did write to you.
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You squirrel loving fags

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkdiC-G1-JY
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>>581456797
I know, she was adorable
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>>581444103
jack?
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Tfw throwing up and cannot find buds for the life of me
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>wasn't paying attention
>missed 300th post
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>>581457039
Because we are New Zealand

>tfw still no thread haka
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