I'm bored. What should I say to my wife? Will deliver.
You know what Hun I know how hard you work, i gonna clean up the house and make you a nice dinner, then I wanna get a little frisky tonight, I've been thinking all day about giving you oral, I'm so hard I can't wait be home soon
I am fucking the new 22 year old secretary so I can't come home. she has a much tighter pussy than you. I'm going to cum inside of her with no protection.
*1 year later*
OP sits alone in his crappy motel bedroom in his dirty sweatpants, surrounded by semen stained tissues, reminiscing on the love he once knew while crying into his noodle cup dinner.
"Something just made me think about life and I wanted to say I love you. I know how hard you work, i want to treat you nice. When I get home I'm going to clean up the house and make you a nice dinner, then I wanna get a little frisky tonight, I've been thinking all day about giving you oral, I'm so hard I can't wait be home soon
Yea i had sex with you mother last week and i think im falling in love with her,im sorry sweetheart but we have been growing apart she just satisfies me in ways you never could im at the lawyers office now as we speak
Well, it wasn't really our fault, in fact, we helped.
This dumb bitch was thinking about filing for divorce for a month, maybe we just saved OP the tears, if he cared that much in the first place
sorry i was cheating on you these are my other kids
That depends, do you value your marriage? 4fag is filled with little kids and retards, don't feel obliged to continue if it's going to ruin your life.
Well, it makes sense that he'd have marriage problems since he's on a roll thread here on our /b/eloved. My advice; stop fucking around. Go to her, apologize, and be the reasonable and responsible peice of shit you are. I love you.
>claims "staged" but doesn't sage, fuck off, aren't your parents mad you're up past your bedtime?
Why would he have to sage for that? Your mom called after I fucked her and she said to go to bed, kid.
LEL fucken #rekt m8 gtfo out of my face rite now you fucken idiot loser lmao.
I kept telling him I was married
He just said I don't care anymore
"Honey, I have been having a hard time, I want to let you know how difficult it is living as a trans species, quad-gendered, trans-fascist Ocelot/Mermaid hybrid for all these years and if you can love me for it then let's have more mutant babies"
It's Jill from work... sorry I never told you. She came to my office one day and we started talking. Remember when I had to work late last week? I was actually with her.. I am so sorry, hopekekly you can forgive me..
Was this even a marriage you enjoyed? Like what made you think about leaving her man?
Honest question here, thinking about my gf right now and all the stuff we've been through.
I gotta feeling... I got a feeling I'm not the only one.
I've been meeting guys off 4chan, and making them hamburgers. The joy they get out of eating my meat fills me with XTC!
OP abandon thread, your marriage is at steak
Dear ... I know this is hard to believe but i always seeked more than this ... I just can't explain it properly but i might get to his side :( . Also i need some money , he wants a luxury life which i can only afford for my new love if i get everything ...
just got here/caught up with whole thread.
OP keep it up this is great
rolling for "yes, his name is dan and he has muscular dystrophy. we cant have sex because we settle on fingerpoppin eachothers assholes"