I'm bored. What should I say to my wife? Will deliver.

8 wins

>>581396671
I'm cheating on your friend btw :^)

>>581396620
"I don't want none unless you got buns hun"

Come on, somebody roll

ey bby u want sum fuk? send me noods right now so I can post them on 4chan for the lulz. If you dont, I'm going to divorce you.

My dick is hard for you, but I gotta wait bae

>>581396620
ill come if you give me a bj tonight

>>581396620
"send me some tits and I may come home"

>>581397023
rollllio

>>581396620
what are your thoughts on divorce?

I'm gonna fill your butthole

CATCH ME BOOLIN WITH THEM SLIMES, THEM MY YOUNGINZ

>>581397105
reroll, I wanna see some tits

>>581397023
roll again

>>581397172
reroll

Let's get a divorce:)

>>581397172
Roll

>>581396620
sorry just gotta go fuc this bitch real quick

>>581396671
btw im gay and want a divorce

>>581396620
i have aids

>>581397348
winner

>>581397348
Winrar

>>581397023
rollllllio times 3

"I said, I've got a delivery. I'm in the middle of giving her my load, I'll be home after the nap."

work is work honey, don't worry diamonds are a girls best friend right?

Can't wait to squeeze one out on your chest later ;* love you bae

>>581396620
I cheated on you with (her best friend) on you, and now I want a divorce.

damn woman, stop texting me, your putting my assistant off her blowjob game.

>>581397448
WINAR

Lets get a divorce

>>581397630
>>581397348
U wut m8?

What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?? Etc, etc.

>>581397448
win

You know what Hun I know how hard you work, i gonna clean up the house and make you a nice dinner, then I wanna get a little frisky tonight, I've been thinking all day about giving you oral, I'm so hard I can't wait be home soon

>>581397630
Check>>581397348

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>>581397348

>>581397780
you're fucked. I hope she has a sense of humor.

>>581397630
I thought so too, but then I saw the WinRAR above me. Mine was better.

>>581397780
Op is not a faggot

>>581397780
'now bitch send me tits or I will divorce your ass"

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4

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>>581396620
I am fucking the new 22 year old secretary so I can't come home. she has a much tighter pussy than you. I'm going to cum inside of her with no protection.
8 get!

>>581397780
JK im on 4chan my /b/ros are telling me shit to say to you :^))

>>581398016
Anal or divorce you decide

>>581398101
reroll

>>581398016

This isn't easy to say... but I think that i'm gay.

>>581398016
no not trying to say anything, send me a pic of your ass

>>581398016
Yes, I've been thinking and...

>>581398016
im trying to tell you that some faggots on the internet are getting lucky in telling me what to say to you

i really just want to ditch the kids

>>581398132
Rol

*1 year later*

OP sits alone in his crappy motel bedroom in his dirty sweatpants, surrounded by semen stained tissues, reminiscing on the love he once knew while crying into his noodle cup dinner.

>>581398016
kek, roll new number asshole

I want to divorce you...

So we can get married again and relight that fire that used to burn to bright! Lol jokes show me boobs pls

>>581398016
no babe its K my /b/ros on 4chan just want to have fun xoxox

i can only be pushed so far

Lack of anal has led me astray.

I met Darren Wilson at work today, what a great guy he is!

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>>581398178
LOL

>>581398132
it can only be this

nope. we going to fuck like rabbits tonight? ;)

>>581398242
>>581398178
>>581398101
omg the fucking white knight faggots lmao
thats it im leaving 1/2 chan

>>581398112
Reroll

>>581398016
I'm telling you, if you don't let me 'deliver' what I have for my 'client' it may be the only option.

>>581398324
Winrar?

>>581398324
"LOL"

i guess it's that

>>581398016
"Something just made me think about life and I wanted to say I love you. I know how hard you work, i want to treat you nice. When I get home I'm going to clean up the house and make you a nice dinner, then I wanna get a little frisky tonight, I've been thinking all day about giving you oral, I'm so hard I can't wait be home soon

>>581398282
Roll

im enjoying myself with forchan too much

>>581398324
WINRAR!!!!!!!!

here's the thing.... since we got married, you kinda let yourself go....

>>581398132
rerolan

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Well fuckin A.

>>581398324
Winrar

>>581398512
awkward

i violently touch myself while watching mlp

>>581398512
hahaha, you fucked up

its all coming to the surface now!

>>581398512
Oh shit hahahaha sure she's just joking, anon

y'all are so rude. youre gonna ruin his marriage ): good luck OP

>>581398512
THE DAY /b/ DESTROYED A MARRIAGE

>>581398512
kek

>>581398512
Hahaha, you're fucked.

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>>581398512
dem bitches

>>581398512
op got rekt

Yea i had sex with you mother last week and i think im falling in love with her,im sorry sweetheart but we have been growing apart she just satisfies me in ways you never could im at the lawyers office now as we speak

>>581398512
Go with Lol and see what she says, this shit's getting interesting

>>581398512
Fug get ready to pay child support m8

>>581398512

Don't fall for her vagina tricks, she is just trying to feel like she has the upper hand.

sorry what number are we rolling? i lost track???

she just pissed off, chill lmao

>>581398324
Send it and derail thread or reroll? You guys call it.

>>581397448
WINRAR

OP say this:

Sorry hunny im on 4chan my /b/ros are telling me what to say i love u babie please dont leave me </3

>>581398512
she's testing you

go fix it and stop being a fuck boy

>>581398324
winrar

>>581398634
my sides
cannot handle this

>>581398792
send it then pick a new roll number

>>581398792
Send

Im taking half the dildo collection

>>581398634
Well, it wasn't really our fault, in fact, we helped.

This dumb bitch was thinking about filing for divorce for a month, maybe we just saved OP the tears, if he cared that much in the first place

>>581398792
reroll number 31

>>581398792
Reroll. I want to see this thing to the end.

>>581398884
This.

>>581398512
Oh shit nigga your fucked.

>>581398792
send it faggot

huurrrr duurrrr I'm anon and I got my wife to play along with this childish shit to validate my own existence LAWLZZZ XXXDDDD

>>581398792
send it, with pic

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>>581398512

this is faker than Kim Kardashian's tits

is this fucking real LOL

>>581398792
Have to say it.

>>581398996
i think secretly we all hope not

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>>581398016
sorry i was cheating on you these are my other kids

OP... you're one of the bros lucky enough to get married... and you fuck it up... your one chance. You messed up OP.

send the banana and say i realy really relly really reallyi like dis pikture

>>581398512
What doe it mean...?

>>581399060
fuck you faggot, i ain't hoping for shit

Op, keep trolling your wife, shits awesome

>>581399121
FUCK off, heaven

>>581399149
fair enough

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>>581398792

That depends, do you value your marriage? 4fag is filled with little kids and retards, don't feel obliged to continue if it's going to ruin your life.

>>581399280
kekd

staged

>>581399280
kek

>>581399280
fuck

>>581399280
Sweet sheit nigga

>>581399280
top fucking kek

Bitch much eh? It was just a fucking question dammit

>>581399280
pic related the other bitch

>>581398512
Well, it makes sense that he'd have marriage problems since he's on a roll thread here on our /b/eloved. My advice; stop fucking around. Go to her, apologize, and be the reasonable and responsible peice of shit you are. I love you.

-Your Dad

Not staged. She doesn't even know what 4chan is. I keep this place secret from her.

7

im bored at work, how bout some nudes? and maybe i wont divorce your ass

fake as hell but still lold

>>581399280
I fucking love this thread

this is really fun, think ima try it with my wife

Op your digginy your grve deeper and eepr

>>581399504
Reroll

>>581399280
Tell her that thats your side bitch

>>581399280
You best get home and keep her in check after this anon

>>581399549
there better be a sandwich when i get home

>>581399280
I'd be raging so hard.

>>581399280
kek

>>581399578
>this
Do it after this thread dies out

>>581399354
claims "staged" but doesn't sage, fuck off, aren't your parents mad you're up past your bedtime?

>>581399280
even if fake this is very lol

send nudes ;)

>>581399280
Toppest kek

>>581399549
"sorry hunny me and my friends were just messing wiff ya please dont leave me, i love u."

>>581399549
I've been thinking of divorce because I've been in love with a man I met on 4chan.

>>581399617
stop rerolling this worthless shit

bump

I'm sorry babe, send nudes then divorce?

i'll be upfront. i'm not happy with us and i hate having kids.

>>581399549
or you have two phones

>>581399721
then it would be a rekt thread for sure

>>581399617
Winner

hun, am actually a transgender

>>581399838
Reroll

>>581399617
what a shitty roll

>>581399549
Look, its been tough, but I finally need to come out. I identify as otherkin.

>>581399549
i know you've been cheating on me for a while now

I think OP an hero'd

>>581399761
>claims "staged" but doesn't sage, fuck off, aren't your parents mad you're up past your bedtime?
Why would he have to sage for that? Your mom called after I fucked her and she said to go to bed, kid.
LEL fucken #rekt m8 gtfo out of my face rite now you fucken idiot loser lmao.

>>581399765
rollin

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I kept telling him I was married
He just said I don't care anymore

whats the fucking point of posting 'reroll'
jesus someone explain?

>>581400025
kek, new roll

>>581400025
Nigger put the roll in the post or on the phone input box.

Tell her

"Honey, I have been having a hard time, I want to let you know how difficult it is living as a trans species, quad-gendered, trans-fascist Ocelot/Mermaid hybrid for all these years and if you can love me for it then let's have more mutant babies"

>>581400025
worked out well for you son

>>581400034

Roll for this lets do some detective work.

>>581400025
Yup, that's not good.

post number after delivery, thanks.

you dumb faggots are what, 15? this is so fake.

>>581399549
It's Jill from work... sorry I never told you. She came to my office one day and we started talking. Remember when I had to work late last week? I was actually with her.. I am so sorry, hopekekly you can forgive me..

>>581399761
are you upset that I am right?

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>>581400081

>>581399662
rollin for this

>>581400370
this

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>>581400025

>>581399549
Honey show your tits to my internet friends.

lmfao
op regrets coming to /b/ now

>>581399662
>
roll 5 dis

>>581400361
Oh my god . Guys reroll all for this one .... REROLL

Rollin for this

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5

NEW ROLL OR OP IS A FAGGOT

>>581400025
Nevermind, you done goofed.

>>581400361
Rawl

YOURE FUCKING THE MAILMAN ARENT YOU?

>>581400594
I've been thinking of divorce because I've been in love with a man I met on 4chan.

>>581400594

>>581399662
this pls

>>581400684
Roll

Why would he have to sage for that? Your mom called after I fucked her and she said to go to bed, kid.
LEL fucken #rekt m8 gtfo out of my face rite now you fucken idiot loser lmao.

>>581400635
WINRAR

>>581400149
Rolling and rerolling both perform the same function on the imageboard, rerolling is the same as rolling

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>>581400635
you goddamn newfag faggot

You're adopted

Muh dick is hunger for underage pussy not a fucking haunted pussy like yours because abortion

>>581400594
Fuck you bitch, our kids aren't even yours.

>>581400594
you can make it up to me by sending me some shots of your asshole

>>581399871

>>581400736
rollin for the sandwich

>>581400594
im sorry hunny it jsut came to mind with all this nigger business going on in the news. i luv u dont leave me??

>>581400594

Now what is this about filing? I know you have been cheating.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>>581400594
Hey OP, do dis one

>>581400237

>>581400361
Reroll get

>>581400635
winrar

>>581400594

lol, you said loaded just as I busted my load. Good timing hon.

>>581400594
Where dem nudes

>>581400594
Was this even a marriage you enjoyed? Like what made you think about leaving her man?

Honest question here, thinking about my gf right now and all the stuff we've been through.

>>581400594
there is somebody else and his name is moot. hes getting a sex change and we are taking the party van to mootxico.

stop hitting on me ffs

i know you are cheating with the dog so i want to leave you.

>>581400594
Tit pic now or I'm leaving for Tom

Honey i no longer in love with you i fell in love with a man named tyrone at the gay bar

>>581400594
I gotta feeling... I got a feeling I'm not the only one.

I've been meeting guys off 4chan, and making them hamburgers. The joy they get out of eating my meat fills me with XTC!

she looks like the Sloth from Ice Age

>>581400684
roll

>>581400812
Reroll

>>581400594
I'm just fucking with you damn nigga i'm coming home now.

op...........imagine all the feelings and emotions youre causing your wife.... stop....

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so fucking gold if real

>>581400856

Fuck reroll

>>581400871
reroll

>>581400970
This

>>581400594
speaking of loads, i shot one on your friends face the other night

>>581400856
roll

>>581401025
NOOOOOOOO SHITTY WINRAR

>>581400635
It's true, this is WINRAR.

>>581400635
>>581399871
did i winrar?

>>581400781

actually, I change my roll to this, would be epic

>>581401025
WINRAR

I must have been loaded to marry you.


Bitch.

>>581400361
Reroll

>>581400149
Faggot, learn how to lurk properly

>>581400980
Reroll

Well better be ready when I get there cause I'm gonna have to unload all of it in you
Honey
My love

Umad bitch?

Send nudez or im leaving you

>>581400594
"Not really, but it's good to know how you feel, maybe we should talk about it."

>>581401085
WINRAR

>>581400635
this

Sorry about all of this, I am a faggot and am only sending you what other faggots on 4chan tell me to send. Now send tits plz

>>581401170
Rerooooolin

>>581401085

Yes this op. Other get was shitty this is better

>>581400361
>hopekekly
Lulz

>>581401016
THIS KEK

You better perform fellatio on me tonight; I'm so horny.

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>>581401417
kek

>>581401417
Kek

>>581400361
Pls op

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>>581401417
oh my

>>581401417
top bloody kek

>>581400793
i meant whats the point of writing a post with the word roll or reroll?

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>>581401417
THIS
FUCKING
GUY

>>581401417
the toppest of kekels
paid for with no schekels

op = hero

>>581396620
What if the treehouse in Kids Next Door is imaginary?

>>581401417
suck my kek

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>>581401417
i knew you loved me

>>581401417
New roll OP?

If sticking with 5, rolling on mine again.

>>581401016

I'm sorry. Nudes?


if not its over

>>581401417
kek

>>581401025
WINRAR

His pee pee smells like chicken noodles.

>>581401417
what are we rolling for???
OP step your game up

>>581401626
2

>>581401626
Dude, fucking tell her the truth before this shit gets to far.

>>581401704
a bit late m8

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>>581401626
LEGENDARY THREAD

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>>581401626
send her this if I roll a 8

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Destroying your marriage for our entertainment?

Cool.

My hunger for cocks is amazing, I find myself craving cock every now and then, either from Mike from 4chan or my future son

Can i bring him home for a 3some?

>>581400871

>>581401417
His name is Tom. I kidnapped him after you left, and he's in our basement. My demands are tits or I paint the wall red. Tits or Tom. You have 30 seconds.

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OP abandon thread, your marriage is at steak

New roll. I've never met a person like him. Truth be told, I'm sick of 'our' life. I hate having kids. Everything has been downhill.

>>581401717
This^

>>581401417
JK APRIL FOOLS ILY XOXOXO SEE U AT HOME :)))))

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>>581401808

>>581401804
he sucks cock better than you

>>581401808
Fuck out of here faggot

>>581401626
his name is moot and he has the big black cock that I've always craved.

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>>581401417
This is him

He told me to fill my butt like a Christmas stocking with assorted household goods and I did it. Took pictures, too.

Jk
nudes

you're a stupid whore

>>581401848
roll!

>>581401717
>>581401717
>>581401717
This. Is get still 5?

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>>581401804
I like it in the ass now

>>581400361
Pls op 2 get

>>581401626
he can fuck me better than you can

>>581401417
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyy ggggooooodddd

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>>581401652
win

Should I tell (OP's real name) I've been texting his wife?

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Its starting to smell like bullshit

>>581401848
Roll

>>581401950
ROLL

Peg me. Plz respond.

>>581401808
>implying this isn't fake

>>581401982
winrar

im not joking, i love it when this man inserts his tool inside mi and the best of all is that i giggle and think of you when i do this.

>>581401918
Top kek

big black dick > loose ass pussy

>>581401626
Dear ... I know this is hard to believe but i always seeked more than this ... I just can't explain it properly but i might get to his side :( . Also i need some money , he wants a luxury life which i can only afford for my new love if i get everything ...

>>581401982
such a shitty WINRAR.

>>581401804

What if the treehouse in Kids Next Door is imaginary?

>>581402085
ROLL

>>581401804
yes im joking
>>581401832
lmao

>>581401870
Reroll

just got here/caught up with whole thread.

OP keep it up this is great

rolling for "yes, his name is dan and he has muscular dystrophy. we cant have sex because we settle on fingerpoppin eachothers assholes"

>>581401848
RE ROLLLL

I don't want to be gay. Send me a pic of your tits. Help me

i knew you never really liked the taste of my precum

>>581400361
Get

needs a new thread

>>581400871
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>>581402164
Rerooooolin along

>>581401804
Show your tits to my internet friends

>>581402045
Go on
Wifeys too and number

>>581402042
not a winrar, before roll was established

wtf OP
that's your real wife with a pic of your kids
my fucking sides

>>581396620
you alive, op?

This is literally the best bait I've seen in 6 months.

I wanna give your mom the dape nigga

>>581402372
WInAr

>>581402501
who is bait

/thread?

>>581402042
>>581402501
Even if it is b8 its still kek worthy

>>581402618
4 u

Send link of this thread

>>581402634
When you /thread you have to refer to something faggot.

>>581396620
guys i think op's wife got him

http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/581396620/im-bored-what-should-i-say-to-my-wife-will#reply

>>581402371
stop it faggot

>>581402750
lol