Early morning NZ thread. NZ stands for No-go Zone for you Aussies.
why are IDs even back? edition
aka best edition
bka based edition
Reporting in for our girl Rosa, asahi, chocolate and RTJ
CONT. Funny pics bre.
and fucking accounting
Reporting for the last time. Hope exam guy gets over it, and German girl.
I'm dry bro, and out, it's been a blast lads. Catch ya next time.
Yes! Follow me! Girl's style we back! You Ready?
>tfw I'll never be ready
I only really come to /b/ for NZ threads nowdays
this is my first time in an NZ thread
pls be nice
Grey lynn master race m8
are you asking for location or nationality?
>do you even know whom you're talking with?
Bethlehem cunt did you see the last reply? About what benefits you can get?
Keep in mind i'm still on the Asahi
>tfw you should be drinking
but then you'll be breaking your every second day rule
You drinking mate?
recovering from a hangover for the past 2 days
Well, anyway, to the job seeking Bethlehem boy.
You won't be on the unemployment benefit you'll be on student hardship (maybe, see which gives you more dosh). But WINZ will over the cost of you getting your restricted.
Also say you haven't really got any good clothes for interviews as you're a student and don't have much spare change for good clothes, they'll give you up to $200 to spend.
Got a phone? Need a new phone? Say you haven't got one, lost it, whatever, and they'll give you the money to get one.
drink more, it'll help
WEST IS BEST Auckland
I meant /r/. God damn Asahi
>tfw Golden Slumber + Carry that Weight
what were you /r/ing?
Keep in mind i mocked up replies for my own amusement
I would have been such a better manager for them than the gay they had.
>mfw he was a Jew
>mfw I'm a Nazi
>Coming to TVNZ this fall, the latest hysterical odd couple taking the world by storm in "Oi vey my flatmate is a Nazi!"
what the fuck? Anyway i'll just explain:
I /r/'d Kana Hanazwa's live performance of Saturday Night Musical. It was on youtube but got taken down. I got bored with my own thread so i made my own fake reply
>tfw i'll never see it in my life again
Theoretically it should get burnt off in 2 months, thanks for the empathy though man, feels new. Gonna try smoke a bowl and hope like fuck it kills the nausea, I've been throwing up blood for an hour now
Tauranga Jobless reporting back in.
>I've been throwing up blood for an hour now
How in the world are you not in hospital at the moment?
I cannot fathom that, aye.
News today, though, is not about guys blowing their minds out in a car but whether it's offensive to call females girls...
why can't the OP see the page number?
>19 unique posters
all me btw
IU - SOGYEOKDONG
Mate, you need to go someone else, aye.
Because I'm fucking certain that people are sent to hospital for that, aye. They were going to admit me yesterday an I wasn't coughing up blood...
Also might as well repost some of my missus. I'd take new shit but she's doing what I wish I could be and sleeping ;_;
can you tell her i said hi when she wakes up?
repost that pic with her titties and the milk from after i finished my 2spooky4me bushwalk
>I won't be able to make my next rent payment otherwise.
You won't be on too long. You're obviously keen for work so they'll have something that you'll be keen to do.
That's me, cya cunts.
This is the best doctor available in Thames, the only other doctor is Maori based and worse.
Australian here. I'm posting in your thread and you can't stop me. AND I'm going to go play Path of Exile and not purchase any game points.
WHAT U GUN DO NOW, CHEESE/WOOL-PRODUCT MAKER??!
fuck, my internets beginning to fuck up
Fuck all man, just sitting in bed bored as fuck, wbu?
I'm pretty fucked now eh. Goodnight bros I'm gonna break my no fap then go to sleep.
Goodnight bros :^)
Fuck yeah, gonna have bongs in the dark and chill to some dnb.
Cheers man, its pretty tasty
Yup, its insanely annoying to track down around here for a price that won't cripple me though. My usual routine is wake up at 4 am and have bongs till the weed kills the nausea, then repeat every hour till 7-8 then get up. Also nausea suppressants from doctor make the nausea even worse because they just congeal everything in my stomach till its too thick to vomit. Fuck I hate nz's medical system.
Fuck dude, thats rough. Research some doctors and head up to auckland to get that shit checked out.
Im probably getting surgery for an upper GI hernia next month and my symptoms are nothing compared to yours.