Does anyone have any personal dirty sex stories they want to share?
1.) Have you fucked someone inappropriate? Your friend's mom/wife/girlfriend? Your wife's or girlfriend's mom/sister/best friend?
2.) Have you blackmailed someone in to fucking you or sucking your dick?
3.) Have you had a female cheat with you because you have a big dick?
> Pic related: A really large, sexy MILF ass.
I went to a Christian rock concert in Illinois called Cornerstone 10+ years ago. I was 20 at the time. A pretty hot 16 year old started flirting with me.
Long story short, we snuck out into the woods and fucked. She was pretty fun.
Sine I like big asses, here's another one to try to bump the thread.
Since I don't discriminate, here's a sexy black female with a badass toned body and some great-looking big tits!
I fucked my ex's best friend of 15 years when I assumed she was cheating on me. She cried more than I did when she dropped the ball and confirmed my assumption. Call me an asshole but it was worth it. Pic related me and her friend.
Fucked a stripper dated stripper had sex with her at work in their dressing room lap dance room. Fucked my best friends girlfriend. Fucked a girl I tried to bangs mom when it didn't work out with the girl. Mom was 43 I was 28 shit was cash
Since you asked nicely, here's (what I think is)another pic of her big ass.
I felt bad about my best friends girlfriend broke down and told him years later. Also like I one year I banged all these married chicks shit was kinda baller. A couple times the husband would call her while I was banging her and they would just proceed to lie away on the phone while I was inside them. Women are pretty brutal.
Yes, please post the story. Details are always appreciated. How it started, how many times it happened, her body type (big tits, big ass tight pussy), and if you have a big dick.
Want to share the details of your encounter(s)? Also, how exactly it started, how many times it happened, her body type (big tits, big ass tight pussy), and if you have a big dick.
Also, see above!
And for you, another pic of this big, sexy ass.
I'll see if I can find the screencap I grabbed of a story posted in a previous thread about a guy who was lying in the same bed with his friend who was passed out on the other side of the bed, with the guy's GF lying between them. He describes how his friend is passed out, and he himself is really drunk, but he smells his friend's GF's hair and gets horny and starts rubbing on her, then ends up fucking her while his friend is on the same bed, and ends up cumming inside her. Then, the GF goes to the bathroom to clean up, comes back and gets back on the bed between them, and he almost immediately starts fucking her again. I found it to be really fucking hot!
> Pic related: The screencap of the story I just described
On the real op is kinda a fag. Anyway I don't think I have like the biggest dick or if that was a factor in banging these chicks. I was just ruthless in the bedroom and they knew it. Sometime chicks just need to get fucked not all cuddly and shit like their husbands were doing. That seemed to be the big complaint
Sorry to inform/disappoint you, but I'm not gay. I don't know if you realized this, but this is an anonymous board, so there's no need to hide one's intentions.
With that stated, here's another pic of that big, sexy MILF ass.
I think it is the same woman. Since you guys seem to like it I'll add another one with this post. However, some dirty sex stories would be appreciated!
Alright ex gf started acting really sketchy staying at "work" going to the "gym" yet she'd come home smelling like booze. Met her friend when I was 18 we were 22 at the time 5'5 117lbs 34D's smart as fuck has beautiful eyes as well as a beautiful heart and soul. Compared to my ex who is 5'3 131lbs 32b first time she was over at my apartment and we watched anonymous some movie about how Shakespeare had a ghost writer then went swimming got back I hopped in the shower walked into my room and she had managed to squeeze into one of my ex's purple and black laced bras i can't explain how it happened but we ended up fucking in my bed. Second time me and her went to my cousins bday party got shitfaced and fucked like rabbits in her car. And as far as dick size goes it's nothing spectacular but she keeps coming back. 5x3 pic related. It's my ex.
And another pic of that fat ass.
By the way, does anyone have any MILF stories to share? If it's a friend's mom or a GF's mom, that would certainly be filthy and sexy, buy any sort of MILF story would be cool to read about.
Thanks for posting the story! So, did you find out if the GF at the time was actually cheating? Did you confront her about it? And was this suspicion the reason for the breakup? Also, did you end up in a relationship with the best friend? And did you only fool around with her twice?
Also, your ex is really attractive. Did/do you think that the best friend is even hotter? Do you have any pics of the best friend?
Also, did your GF find out that you fucked her best friend? And if so, how did she react? And are she and the best friend still best friends?
fucked a girl off POF on the first date in the middle of her upper scale apartment's public grilling area. No condom and I said I've never gotten off to a women's pussy alone so she let me cum inside her.
I dumped her the next day because I already had another date planned, which I fucked within the first 20 minutes of meeting for the first time.
When I was in college about 6 bros got together for cards. A couple of us went out for smokes and these two paki chicks came walking by so we chatted them up.
They decide to hang out and shit got sloppy. It turned into a giant gang bang, the one girl had a bf. He called her a bunch of times and she lied saying she was home but we were purposely being loud and yelling shit like "my dicks in your girls ass right now bro!" AnD shit like that. Things got so out of hand the single girl decides to leave but other one refused to go with her.
We ended up bukakking the girl and then while she was covered in jizz buddy grabbed her clothes and threw them outside and told her to get out of his house.
We all laugh as she tries to cover her boobs and vag and gets dressed in driveway in a busy college st.
Once we sober up we were like "...shit man thay got...a little wild, eh"?
It was really out of character for that group to be like that but mob mentality.
I was also nervous shed turn it into a rape thingy when my buddy kicked her out naked and covered in jizz but deep down I think she like being ravaged like a whore by 6 dudes. Easily the most fucked and borderline gay experience I've ever had
Care to share some more details about these encounters? Do you have pics of the POF female? Or of the date you had waiting? Also, do you have a big dick? And did you keep in touch with either of these females after having sex with them?
Also, this is not the same female from the previous pics (at least, I'm pretty sure it's not her), but she still has a nice, fat ass.
I want to fuck my friends mom really badly though.
I have her number. Thinking about just texting her a picture of my cock. I think she's slutty enough to go for that.
>Working at department store early 2007
>I'm 21 at the time
>Just relocated to this state from the south, it's a northern state, heavy southern accent
>Bitches for days, flexin' dat southern charm but don't fuck around too much
>Middle aged foreign lady I work with thinks I'm really nice and tells me she really wants me to meet her daughter.
>Brings daughter to work with her within the next week, fine as shit 9/10 18 year old, still had braces for some reason and it mad my dick diamonds
>Take her for ice cream, get her to suck my dick back at my apt on a dare that her braces would cut my dick, bomb head.
>Daughter too clingy, drop quickly
>Start flirting with her mom a bunch at work, she reciprocates.
>Offers me a ride home from work one night, sucks my dick at an industrial park near my apartment.
>We fuck the next day at a public park changing room, get cum on her pants
>She's married, has to walk past her husband in her own home with cum on her pants.
>We fuck like rabbits all the time, she swings by my apartment and we fuck in the car around the corner between some fences
>She takes my laundry back home with her and washes it in her house, folds it and bring sit back.
>Brings he lunch at work all the fucking time
>Buys me a bunch of clothes
>End stuff with her, she tells me she loves me and says she'll leave her husband for me, I told her I couldn't do it.
Fast forward 4 years
>moved away, been gone around 3 1/2 years
>Come to visit
>Meet up with daughter
>Fucks like a goddamn wildcat, almost as good as her mom
>see her mom 2 days later on the same visit
>Fucked her behind a large oak tree down the street from their home while she was "walking her dog"
Literally some of the best shit I've ever done in my life and I don't regret it a big.
I would definitely like to hear about this story. How the fuck did this happen? And why the fuck did your friend/mom tell you about it afterward?
What does your friend's mom look like? Body description? How old is she? How old are you? How old is your friend? Got a picture of her? Is she married?
Also, more of the fat MILF ass.
I'll never forget the night it all went down. She came home at around 4am wreaked of liquor I confronted her at the front door and asked her what she had been doing and she told me she had fucked her friend when I smirked the alarmed look on her face was fucking priceless I then proceeded to tell her I had fucked her best friend she dropped to her knees and started sobbing and went on this whole back story about how she had always grown up in this girls shadow how her friend always had more friends and cuter bfs and blah blah blah I wet into my room gave my daughter a kiss and left. Paid the rent for the month canceled the lease and moved on with my life I still see my daughter I'm still there for her but I wouldn't piss on my ex if she was on fire. I'd maybe half heartedly attempt to stomp it out. But not enough to actually put the fire out. Pic related it's my daughter as for the relationship with her friend yes it lasted a total of 2 months then I moved to Colorado to start an amazing job that I still have.
>friend got a hot sister
>I make a move on her at a party
>gets rejected but whatever
>friend says that i shouldnt hit on his sister
>I say I'd let him hit on my sister, if I had one
>he asks if he could hit on my mom then
a few weeks later
>in the middle of the night
>get a message on facebook chat
>''hey your mom is on this night bus''
>I tell him to make his move jokingly
>I fall asleep
>mom comes home
>'' oh I slept at a friend's house, I couldnt get a taxi home''
>I have forgot that I even spoke to my friend on fb chat earlier that night
>realize it a few minutes later
>turn on computer
>friend is saying he's sorry on skype
>I ask him what he did
>he starts going onto detail because I wanted to know for some reason
Yes one of her friends. She's dating him now. They're living at his parents house and the 750 I send her each month won't help the fact that neither of them have jobs and I'm out buying shit like this
Me and my bestbro Walter had a huge argument. I didn't really plan on getting back on him but he was so pissed at me that he basically made his girl feel like shit. She comes over to my house. First I soothe her pain. Then we start to spoon and before you know it I fucked her. Didn't talk to that guy for a few months but I kept on fucking her meanwhile she'd stay at his place and all this shit. He gets mad at me for calling him slimey about the fight, claims he didn't talk shit about me but who knows what the truth is. He comes over to my job, I punch him but then he punches me back several times and tells me to stop talking shit or get run up. Whatever don't give a fuck. Fuck his girl and take a picture of her sucking my dick with me in the picture, then I send it to him. He dumps her and goes to my house and work to look for me but he don't find me. One day he runs into me and says what the fuck you fucking nigger. I just say guess she don't like that small honky dick and he got mad rushed towards me. I swung at him hard as fuck and he was all like "you fucking NIGGER". Bitch can't square up so he pins me on the floor and starts punching me. Bitch nigga knocked me out but he still kept punching me. Faggot even stole my wallet and phone and basically left me to die in the cold. I think I would have died of hypothermia if it weren't some homeless dude. I'm gonna crack this faggot's skull if I ever see him again. Bitch moved to Texas and says that if I ever come looking for him all I'm gonna get is a shotgun. But I'ma catch him first.
all i know is if my mom wasnt married and she is fucking some kid then i would disown my own mother and send the kid to the hospital but that is just me, you on the other hand have no pride.
Me anted me to fuck her and I did, somewhere between alcohol and extacy wanted me to beat her, I did, best sex of my life. Still my cum dumpster to this day.
So, what exactly were the details that he told you about? Also, how old are you, your mom, and this friend? And would you say that your mom is considered to be attractive? And do you know if your friend fooled around with her again? And does your mom know that you are aware of her having sex with your friend?
Also, since you seem to be exceptionally willing to be straightforward and honest, would you be willing to post a picture of your mom?
Also, are you still friends with your friend? And are you angry at your mom for this? And, did/does she have a boyfriend?
>no plans as usual
>playing ps3 - NHL15
>playing goalie making mad saves
>start browsing package ads during intermissions
>been lurking for months but never work up nerve to reply to an at
>fuck it lets do this!
>reply to ad I've been eye bailing for weeks-stripper lap dance with mouth special ask for details
>she wants 80$ for 20 minutes and she'll swallow
>drive 20 minutes
>txt her again
>'I'm here parked'
>her-'come to room # 8'
>now I'm walking down this little strip of motel rooms
>knock on 8
>she's kinda behind door hiding
>she shuts door
>she's cute as fuck!
>wearing sexy outfit
>5'2, thin/medium build, short black hair
>hand over 80
>promptly get one of the best blowjobs I've ever had
>she had the baseball game on bluejays vs ??
>by the good grace of God I was able to last the full 20 probably cause I was nervous
>bust a nut
>go home and play NHL15
do this shit all the time hah
There's no way on the planet my mum would stay at one of my friends places even if she was stranded somewhere. She'd stay in a hotel or something. This just wouldn't happen, (to me) my friends all have their own parents who they talk to often and shit.
he said they were both drunk and they went home to him and fucked with a condom, then they fell asleep, and then they fucked once again when they woke up, age 20/20/46. She is not aware I dont think at least.
yes, not really (she barely knew we were friends), yes
Your who wanted you to fuck her? Also, got more pics of that ass? Or of her?
I just found a bunch of new pics of her within the last few minutes. I'll try to post some of them. Although, I don't think there are any pics of her pussy.
wouldn.t we all bro.. you smoke the fine colorado dank?
It's not sick. I know retards get offended when people mention that, as if they have the right to have as many kids as possible, but the world can't sustain as many people as we are pushing it too.
Yes sir I do. Mix it with my hookah and get baked off of my mind in my downtime and play wow. Currently don't have a gf I'm working and saving to make sure that my daughter will be taken care of in the future and doesn't make the same mistake her mom did.
Thanks for replying and for posting the pic. She does look like she's sexy. Do you like your mom's boyfriend? Are you mad that she cheated on him? Do you think he knows?
And do you have any other pics that show off you mom's body that you'd be willing to post? Also, do you still have the chat transcript of your friend's FB chat conversation you could screencap and post? It seriously sounds like it would be sexy to read.
Dude it drives me nuts how some of these people have like 8 kids then rely on shit like welfare if you can't afford it. Don't do it. Especially if you're male. You lose in all scenarios.
Damn, aren't there any dudes on here looking to share some dirty sex stories this morning?
> Pic related: A different MILF with a sexy, fat ass.
Had to take it into the dealership because some jackass took the angel off the hood. 7800.00 later I had a new one -_- pic related
I've fucked married women, women with boyfriends, women old enough to be my mother, young enough to be my kid. I've fucked them in public, in private, in lakes next to public paths, under the window to the governor's office, in dressing rooms, on the bed in the master bedroom while the house was being sold to somebody else, etc.
No. I'm actually really bitter when it comes to women I've seen the fucked up shit they do and feel that women pre 28 are fucking idiots floating through life caring about nothing but popularity and money.
wow, you know some dumb nigger was like
>hurr durr rolls roice durrr
and fucking took it, 10/10 for being balling uncontrollably bro have my gf's tits
Fucked friends girlfriend, fucked half sister and also fucked a girlfriends best friend.
No never blackmailed someone
Yes fucked 3 girls due to having a big ish dick 7 3/4" never quite made it to 8" :(
RR has such shitty customer service (as does their affiliate, Bentley). They don't even give you a LOANER CAR while your auto is there.
Anyhow, I'm not fond of those Wraith coupes. You need to step your game up and go Italian.
When I was a junior in high school I began using a middle school girl. I suppose one might consider me exceptionally attractive and she was borderline obsessed with me for this reason.
Let there be no misconception, this 14/15 y/o girl was no underdeveloped teen. She still had a fantastic body. 34D maybe a 3 or 5 waist. 5' 4" and maybe a j-law size ass? Just to paint the picture. Anyways.
She invited me over to her place after school the first exploit of many, and assured me her mother would not be home. Knowing full well what this girl would be willing to do I decided to take advantage. I obliged and went to her house.
we watched some cheesy ass movie spiderman 2 maybe? (Inb4 spiderman thread) and I made sure not to make the first move so as not to be full on statutory rapist. Alas she did come on to me.
we began making out and the intensity grew and grew and headed right in the direction I had hoped. She started unbuttoning my pants. I warned her I was worried she was a virgin and didn't want to take it (for now) and she looked most happy.
"That's okay that's not what I had in mind just yet."
is this one reading my mind?
she started just petting my fully erect cock which was now as long and hard as it was entirely out in the open. She must have known it had already gone there and invited me to her room upstairs. So we went.
we didn't bother to shut the door it was only the lack of panoramic windows and advantageous voyeur vantage points that made her secure enough. Not that she was shy, since the moment we crossed the threshold to her bedroom she smashed her knees to the hardwood floor and crammed as much of my shaft as she could down her throat.
I know right? 14 or 15. No shit.
anyways. Want more?
I will agree entirely. Other than the only reason I bought this car was to piss off my ex's dad always used to bitch about how I wasn't doing enough for his daughter because I was always broke because I was paying for my bills my gfs bills and my daughter
At this time I did not have the job I had I worked at a mechanic shop and as a pizza delivery driver. Drove a 98 mustang and hated life. Everyone told me that my ex was a tumor that I needed to cut off. Including her best friend.
Why not try to use voice-to-text (by clicking on the Microphone icon) and then posting the story thatw ay? I'm curious what your story might entail.
Want to share some details on some of the filthier encounters? Have you been caught by a boyfriend/husband? If so, any confrontations? Also, do you have a big dick? And any pics of the females you've fucked around with?
Care to share some details? Is she hot? Did your friend find out? Do you have a big dick? Do you have any pics of the female?
Do you know the chick in this picture? I find her to be really fucking sexy. Nice tits, nice body, pretty face, and I think her hair is sexy as fuck.
Care to tell how these encounters started? How many times they happened? Did anyone else find out about these girls after you fucked them? And no need to exaggerate about the size. 7 3/4 is huge, so it's not likely that you legitimately have that big of a dick. Also, got any pics of the females you mentioned?
Also, a different female, but also with a huge, sexy ass.
1. Fucked a 14 year old i met online in the woods.
i told her i was 23. im 30.
2. Sent and recieved nudes from my girlfrends cousin. She not knowing it was me, Shes 14.
3. Lost my virginity in a gangbang i found in a sexadd.
>friends mum, who I have known since I was 14
>became good friends as now I'm man
>have good conversation
>can't bone friends mum
>skip 3 years
>be me 25
>moved to different area close to friends mum
>hang out often
>this time friends no around
>withstand the jedi forces of a womans vagina
>one day, were getting drunks and giggling
>jedi forces attempting to force me to the darkside
>fights with the inner monster to bone a milf who happens to be a close friends mum
>cave in like a niggers skull at a KKK rally
>bow down to the pussy like a sith lord
>eat it like a school dinner
>slam her lady area untill her thighs resemble a picasso painting
>she cooks me more food, I leave
>Mfw I talk to my friend knowing I just put my cock and face from the hole whence he came into this world
Hey, do you have any life advice for a 21 year old, jobless dude, that lives with his parents and browses the shithole of the internet before I go to sleep?.
Any advice about life would be appreciated.
>my fucking face reading that
Yes to the females cheating with me, no to it being a dick size thing... I think. I mean, 8 inches but I don't usually advertise. So I think its charm. OK I hope its charm, because the idea that I've been used...
I made out with my babysitter. Not sure that counts.
Never blackmailed someone.
Not giving you a chance to dox me :)
You can believe what you want about my dick, up to you. My two favourite responses to my dick after sex, 'wow wasn't expecting you to have that' and 'I feel suitably stretched'
Only fucked half sister once, mates girlfriend wanted me because I am better looking than him, and my girlfriends friend was drunk, in fact so was I. Only one that is a secret is my half sister.
I have a an aunt and uncle that I get along great with. They are from the south, have a farm, but j thought were normal. Also I look a lot like my uncle, to the point where people joke about it. Aunt is awsome...and fucking gorgeous. Also after a 1 1/2 year old, looking like a fertility goddess.
They invite me down to visit them over a break in grad school, which I needed badly. Uncle leaves for a work emergency, so is just me and her. Cousin is sleeping most of the time.
Cont in next post
Pic related looks scarily like her, except she has black wavey hair and is paler
>Sorry to inform/disappoint you, but I'm not gay. I don't know if you realized this, but this is an anonymous board, so there's no need to hide one's intentions.
Dont really wanna get to into detail. He frequents this site as well haha. She just dared me to show it and I said something along the lines of "dare me again" showed it and she really liked it and wanted a pic. Didnt want to have a photo for someone else to find. A few min later she was sucking it
couple years ago - girl i went to high school with had a bf but would blow me pretty often when we were hanging out. we never really hung out without other ppl around though so we'd sorta give each other a look then go away to another room or some shit. then she'd suck my dick. sometimes i'd finger her or lick her pussy, never fucked though 'cause i was a dumb teenager who didn't know what he was doing. still a teenager but looking back i should've fucked her so many times. had nice, big tits too. shame on me.
>be me 18
>sleep with friend of many years girlfriend because why the fuck not
>he never finds out
>Be me 19
>Take the virginity of male friends's sister
>He finds out
>He doesn't care
>Be me 20
>Fuck bi sexual girlfriends cousin
>She tells my gf
>GF dumps me
>Have a threesome with her and her gf a few months later
>Be me 21
>Take virginity of female friends sister
>She finds out
>be me 18-present
>girl whos virginity i took years ago cheats on every bf shes ever had with me
I sucked my mothers now EX husbands dick (not my dad) multiple times a day, it came to that point when they started to fight a lot, it got bad one day and my mom left the house out of rage.
I went up to him, and we talked. The problem was my mom was not giving him sex, he went into a bit of detail and he said he was horny a lot, so being me, the kind of guy (17) who jacks off to the sound of my mothers tits clapping, ass clapping, or her getting beat.
it was hot.
I've cummed on my face and swallowed my own load before, so I grabbed his cock and he quickly took it out, he had a hard on, and I was blushing and almost cumming (virgin) I sucked his cock in the living room upstairs.
After that, I cleaned up and was very shy, but we talked, about my mother, the problems they faced. It eventually came to what my mother likes in bed, and he asked me if I thought she was hot, I admitted I said I would fuck her, and that I loved the tit job she got for my mom.
He couldn't believe it, that I wanted to fuck my mom, he got another boner and I sucked/stroked it again. I eventually asked for nudes and said that he had none but would help me see my mom naked some how.
In the end, my mother came back, I sucked his cock for months, he started to fuck my mom again, I was next door, only 5 feet away, and every time I masturbated hard to the sounds of sex and/or beatings.
In the end I got to suck off the pussy juice of my mom, I got no naked pictures, but a video of her masturbaiting on cam, but the best memory was that time he set up a place for me to watch her get fucked by him. we we're both getting off on this.
We set it up so that he would bring her downstairs and fuck her, as I watched from a closet, and reassured me that I would be OK because he wont let her see me.
I was approx 7-10 feet away., I asked him to be rough, to cum on her face and to spread her pussy and ass towards my view. I hid, he brought her down, grabbing her hair, mom is just letting it happen,
No I didn't just walk in there and apply I've known the division manager since I was 10 took 6 months of them hounding the higher ups they called me and that week I moved I was told 1 fuck up and I'm out. There are others who are better qualified than me. So I triple check my shit. Makes work hell but the pay is worth it.
First femanon reporting in.
My fiance has been working a galactic fuck ton of overtime to support the two of us and our dogs and house. Because I just recently lost my job.. 5o make up for my sexual tension and free time I've been calling over one of his best friends (who is also engaged to some dumb cunt) to rail me all over the house my Manis paying for.
Also. Dubs cause first femanon ;)
yeah true, she tried to fuck me once and my dick touched her pussy, almost pushed it all the way in but was too scared of pregnancy so i pulled away. half regret half not. lol.
Anyway, he let go of her hair and he grabbed her tits then spun her around and slapped her HARD and pushed her, she started to cry, I couldn't touch my dick with out cumming at this point. (crazy horny, dat feels)
He pinned her against the bed, I remember him shoving her face into the pillows just for the fuck of it, he really put effort into hurting her, he was driven. Clothes were taken off, he kept slapping her, she almost always held her face.
Anyway I seen my mom get fucked, deep throat ( very rough, almost rape) he doggied her and spread her ass and pussy as requested, he asked her something and she refused, at this point he was choking her straight up, I swear I seen her turn purple. It was 20 minutes long it felt, and I seen her twat, tits, and my mom get beaten. I felt guilty at the end, but also had back to back orgasms when they fucked. Now, my mom is single, I deleted content out of guilt, many many years ago, and still want to fuck her, she's getting into sketchy shit online with guys, so I'm keylogging her PC tomorrow for material, wish me luck. I love my mom, these men damaged her, I don't know why I'm like this. I have to go sleep.
Forgot pic (is fuxking scary how similar it is though)
Short version: we get tipsy, and she starts asking about my non existent love life due to school. Drink some more.
Starts calling me by my uncles name, and I am getting drunk so I play along. Drink more
She starts moving closer and her hands start exploring. I return the favor. Within a few minutes, we're naked and really close. Things get a bit blurry, bit the bits I remember are crazy. Tounge while handjobs, sucking milk from her tits, crazy fucking with her dirty talking. She also did something to my butt that made me cum like a fire hose. I spent most of the night inside her snatch. I fell asleep in her arms, ( I think).
Honestly, I think it is a dream afterwards, espically after I wake up in my bed, and not a mention of anything the next moring. Life back to normal, and school consumes me again
About 7 months later, I go to a family party and see both of them. Aunt is a there and is fucking huge. Pregnant with twins. I am really confused at this point, but she seems normal, and I am not dead via blunt force trama. And I enjoy the party. Everyone is staying at great grandparents, and I get a text around midnight telling me to come by and fix something from my aunt. I'm confused why, but I assume grad school is the reason. Instead, I walk in to my naked aunt waiting for me. First thing out of her mouth "come give auntie some sugar." Things got kinky, and she keep on telling me how cute our babies will be.
Tldr I'm the dad of my cousins
There's this milf employee I've been talking to a couple months lately
but I don't know what to say for her to take me seriously
one night we were getting ready to close
I came up behind her and said "What are you up to tonight?"
she said "Nothing much, my daughter won't be home."
I then replied "So that means your free." with a smug
she (i think)jokingly said "sure, and I'll just get a boyfriend and we can go on dates."
Later after closing I went up to her car and talked
it got cold so I asked if I could come in her car
all in all I feel like I could have made a move but I drawing a blank
also she's married but she talks all the time how she hates him
This is a very recent development. As a matter of fact my fiance and I have been together for 8 years and he was the first person (before our relationship) I got intimate with. But since our engagement we've been fucking like animals and when I lost my job I had too much time away from him.
I fucked my girlfriends best friend once (the best friend and I are dating now). We did it on a school bus/in a bathroom. It was on the way home from a Winter Percussion competition, it was dark and almost everyone was asleep I fingered her and she gave me a blow job. Then when we made it home we fucked in the bathroom. She is a monster in the sack.
Google it, it's so easy for christ sake.
Just get a key logger and a program that hides tasks, from task bar, from any sight. In order to reveal it you must type a code like goat5125 and it will pop up
Surprisingly common as compliance control software for businesses and survalannce.
Hell, a site by the name of ars technical did a report on a shitty one given out to parents by police "for the children"
I'm 23 now I couldn't care less about a social standing. I got lucky. It sucks to admit that but it's the honest to god truth. My tequila is gone so I'm going to bed. Was fun guys thanks. Goodnight.
Yea, No. I didn't get no virus or malware, even if I did, I don't fucking care. Nothing was lost/damaged. I got nudes of my sister and a video of my mother masturbaiting, which I would have want to went viral, but I deleted it out of guilt after 5 cum shots. It had no face, spread legs in a chair, no tits out. Shame.
When i was 20 in college my bro stayed at my house for a couple weeks. His 12th bday was during then. as a gift, me and my gf (19) let him have sex with her. a while later we both fucked her, 1 at a time and both of us at the same time. we both came in her a few times, all the cum made it pretty messy
You're a moron. Or a homosexual.
What the fuck? Why post something like this and then not share some details? How exactly did it happen? Is the mom hot? Did you cum inside her? Did the ex find out? If so, what happened about that with/between her and her mom and you? Also, got pics of the ex or her mom?
See above. And greeentext, please.
Yes, post pics of her tits, please.
What the fuck is this about? Were you following up from an earlier post? If so, which one? And pelase elaborate on what you are trying to describe.
>single, wandering country doing odd jobs for cash.
>find short job at church office, filing shit and repairing shit. Church was called the church of science or something.
>one day pastor leaves for house call, his wife in charge. Ok.
>in her late 30s, short brunette average body slight pufge from last babby
>pastor leaves, half hour passes filing studies and bills. Lets call her sarah calls me to office
>anon, tomorrow somechick comes back so your job is done today. Here is your cash for the four days.
>takes money out of box, notice irs short by 80.
>i look at her. She says well we are short this month. Anything helps.
>she rolls her eyes and i fuck you not, bends over and pulls panties down.
>go ahead, maybe my ass will help.
>fuck her hard, no sex for two months hard.
>while shes in bathroom cleaning herself up i take 200 out of box and leave.
>notice shit on dick later that night. Lolz.
Not gonna lie, I am still trying to wrap my head around d the whole thing.
Am on my phone. There are a few options floating around, but many either are controlled, old as shit, or for the Linux, hacker crowd
I'm the OP and have started several of these threads over the past few months and I think you've posted in this thread before. Do you have any pics of the GF from that story? Also, are you still close to this bro? And did he thank you for what you had your GF do for him? Also, are you will with that GF or keep in touch with her?
Mine didn't post so, reposting.
>On school bus going home from late winter percussion contest with GF's 7.5/10 best friend next to me
>she leans over and kisses me
>start to make out
>slips hand down my pants
>unbuttons and unzips
>gives me a blowjob
>she moves back to the seat
We also did it in a classroom, school bathroom, and school hallway. All three while school was going on.
Taskbar Hide (google that, it hides tasks)
With this program you should be able to find a free, easy to use, key logger that isn't malicious and doesn't hide itself, but with Taskbar Hide, anyways good luck
ya ive posted it a few times before, with varying amount of details/style(grntxt). we are still close, always have been. dont remember if he directly said thanks but i could tell he was. not w/ her anymore but we dated for 2+ years. we still talk a lot and hang out together, have sex once in a while.
I'd of finished your monkey ass off and lit the cunts uterus on fire and burned her ass alive. Frankly I am hopin some man sets shit straight and kills off your entire fuckin ape species
But how do I do it without offending her in case she doesn't want to cheat
but just thinks I'm cute
what to say to lead to fucking?
I've never fucked a milf, I know they think differently than when they were 18
Be playful about it. For example, for the first case you should have offered her dinner or going out, phrased in the same manner as the rest of the convo. If she wants it, she will press for clarification
cheating is overrated, I love my gf,but if she's longer then 1 month away, I might cheat on her.
but then I don't fuck her friends / family.. if I wouldn't love her, but that would also immidialty end the relationship, what I don't want..
my gf has so hot friends tho
My brother is the only one I'ld share my gf with too, and girls would love it (he's even more handsome than me and an amazing gutiarist), but also a fcking religious fag, not even sure if he fucks his current gf.
yeah im glad my fam/my gf werent religious.
Boyfriend cheated and beat me, stayed with him regardless, later called his 9/10 best friend over and fucked him, continued this for a month, started hanging out with his other best friends from high school, a lot. Fucked them also.
FYI this fat ass MILF whore is called BigButt Brigitte. her sets can be found at
hunnidew dot blogspot dot it /2011/06/description-man-look-at-dat-ass.html?m=1&zx=8d41d993e9900c2f
there are 600+ pics, many are duplicates tho.
My best friend's sister
>best friend has 7/10 sister, not popular or shit
>car is taken away by my parents bc bad grades
>walking to friend's house
>live in MN and its December so it's fucking cold as shit
>get there and his sister answers the door
>ask if he's home
>she says no that he had to go to confirmation class at his church
>check phone, sure enough have texts from him telling me he had to leave but phone was on silent
>sister can tell I'm pissed
>apologize and turn around to go home 3 blocks away
>she speaks up and says I can come in and watch tv and that he'll be back in an hour or so
>why the fuck not
>go in, sit on couch and watch some movie, I'm pretty sure it was Die Hard
>best friend fucking loved that movie
>his sister's making cookies or something in the kitchen in the next room
>it starts to seem like nobody's home except for her, normally little brother would come annoy me or parents would say hi
>she comes and gives me a cookie, sits on the chair next to the couch
>chat a little, it's a bit awkward
>watching movie, suddenly get horny
>way into anal sex porn those days, but virgin
>I start to take peeks at her ass, she's kind of lying on her side in the chair
>tell her to get me another cookie, I play the jerk role most of the time when I talk to her
>tells me to go fuck myself
>tell her to suck my dick
>she tells me to kiss her ass
>now's my chance.png
>say "ok" and lean over the armrest and put my face close to her ass before she pushes my face away and squirms, laughing, but I can tell it's more a relaxed laugh than a nervous laugh
>pinch her butt
>she jumps a little, swats my hand, giggling more
>back to watching the movie
>even more horny now
typing out first time, cont.
I know right?
just imagine her sitting on your face
>Been dating GF for about 3 years
>She has two sisters hot as fuck
>Both are chubby but sister K has a huge bubble ass and dem hips
>Always party with sister K and she is always flirty
>Grab her ass when no one is around, she just giggles and tells me its ok
>Always pulls away if I spend too much time grabbin ass
>Dick is diamonds for her everytime I see her and she always wears skin tight leggings
>Plan a camping weekend with my gf and sister K and her boyfriend
>Her bf gets called in to work and has to stay in town
>Go camping with gf and K, proceed to get smashed
>Gf gets too drunk goes to bed, K starts flirting hardcore as soon as she is snoring
>Flirt back and pull her on to my lap straddling me
>Hands full of ass I tell her I need to do something and start kissing her
>Start grinding my dick into her pussy through jeans while making out
>Ask her if she wants me inside her
>She says yes so we move to her tent, stopping to make sure gf is snoring
>Strip her down naked with the tent flap open so I can see that amazing ass in the firelight
>Feel like a kid on christmas morning
>Bend her doggystyle and my heart stops at the fucking amazing ass in front of me
>Been wanting this so bad for years
>We fuck longer than I have fucked in years,my dick stays hard after cumming twice
>Third time I cum I sink deep into her pussy and make her beg for it
>Some of the best sex I have ever had
>Almost fall asleep naked in her tent, then went back to gf's tent
>Next morning her bf comes out, we spend the day in the river we don't talk about it
>Finally we get a chance for alone time as my gf and her bf head back to make supper
>She says it was amazing but we can never do it again
>I argue saying we should again, at least once more, we kind of start fighting
>I tell her I am planning on breaking up with my gf anyway so Im going to tell my gf and her boyfriend unless she bends over and tells me she wants my dick
>move hand slowly
>really. fuckin. slowly.
>cup one cheek with my hand
>she doesn't say anything, keeps watching the movie as if nothing is happening
>keep feeling her ass, she doesn't seem to mind
>its starting to get a little awkward
>suddenly she gets up
>i think she's going to leave
>she moves over to the couch and strattles me, sitting on my lap
>definitely feels my rock hard boner as we start making out
>both hands on now, one for each cheek
>things are heating up, I slip my hands in and feel her bare ass cheeks
>I ask if we can go to her bedroom
>she nods, we go to her bedroom
>she sits on the bed
>I walk to the bed and immediately take her pants off
>her panties are really wet
>take those off too, great, nicely trimmed vag
>start eating her out, fumble around a bit but learn as I go
>her moans are really nice
>I stop, and tell her to get on her hands and knees
>she seems obviously confused but obliges
>I get on the bed and take a look
>glorious pretty pink asshole
>have to withhold myself from coming right then and there
>I try to act natural, not sure how she'll react to any assplay
>back to eating her out that way, she starts to relax and kind of buries her face in her pillow
>start getting more confidence
Sorry for wait, typing out for the first time and trying to find ways to word things.
>She acts mad, says fine and moves behind a big rock
>Bends over for me, and i eat that big ass before sliding my dick into it
>She acts mad for about 2 minutes and then starts grinding back at me and telling me to fuck her harder
>We fuck for about 20 minutes until we hear someone walking on the beach
>I nut as quick as I can in her ass
>we start splashing each other to act like we were play fighting as her boyfreind walks around the rock 2 minutes later
>After the camping trip I text her when I want to fuck, she pretends to be mad about the blackmail and then moans like a little whore for me
>Its been about 6 months, we still fuck at least once a month because my gf is getting suspicious
sorry my greentext sucks
>she moans more and more
>I pull away, and then spit on her ass
>she flinches a little, probably not expecting it
>I use my fingers to massage her asshole
>she doesn't seem opposed to it
>keep massaging her asshole
>keep eating her out
>I'm working up the confidence for the ass lick
>worried about taste, but I decide that it looks clean, fuck it
>give a nice long lick right on her crack
>she moans really loud
>she fucking likes it
>it doesn't taste bad at all
>keep going between vag and ass
>then stick a finger in
>god damn its so tight
>finger her ass for a while, she really seems to like it
>she gets her head out of the pillow, I pull my finger out
>she pushes me down
>no resistance at all from me
again, apologies for wait
step-sister, friends wife, girlfriends sister, friends ex, co-workers, involved women (wives or other guys girlfriends, customers and girls with large age differences that should be considered too young.but still legal! (no pedo here) Although no blackmail, definitely traded for ehlp of some sort or another.
If she's willing to stray from the relationship for an orgasm, the relationship is already ruined. Seriously ask yourself, aside from rape (which should be instant sentence to hell) is there really any way to force a woman to have consensual sex with a man? Nope! Ultimately it's her choice.
>she undoes the button to my pants, manages to work out my hard-as-diamonds cock from my boxers
>I can still remember it today, she gave the greatest lick, from balls to head. Fuck it makes me squirm today
>she tells me later it was her first time, but fuck she was really fucking good at it
>I'm fighting the urge to nut in her mouth, at this rate I'm pretty sure she's looking for going all the way
>I get her to switch positions, we 69 for a bit
>hot damn though she could really give some good dome
>finally the time comes, I'd been saving a condom in my wallet for this special occasion
>we're both naked and I get on top of her, missionary style
>she's a virgin, I'm a virgin, but we both know it's gonna hurt her a little
>she gives me the greatest look as I'm about to slide in. I don't even know how to explain it, just, fuck.
>I slide in real slow
>so, so good
>we fuck real slowly in missionary position for some time
>then switch to doggy style
>she says she doesn't want it in the ass
>I ain't even mad
>fuck in doggy style, stick a finger in her pretty pink asshole and she loves it
>suddenly hear garage door opening
>we panic, I pull out as fast as I can
>pull condom off, get on boxers and jeans, hear downstairs garage door opening
>I tell her to act like she was taking a nap
>I run to the bathroom and get dressed, put condom in coat pocket
>Walk out, play it off real nicely in front of best friend and his dad
>Me and friend playing vidya in the basement
>sister comes down and sits on couch
>sit and play, acting casual until I go home and throw away the condom, come back the next day to finish what I started
After that, we fooled around until we both graduated and went to different universities far away. She let me do it in her ass a couple times.
Sorry for shitty ending and wait time
Like 2nd greentext I've ever done
>>I slide in real slow
i misread that as
>>i slide in real horrorshow
Greentext is like fucking a drunk girl. You have to be a special snowflake of really fucking bad at it to disappoint. Sure there are those who are fantastic at it, but being insure at it doesn't help charisma.
In case anyone's interested, the thread has been archived: http://4archive.org/b/thread/581251094
Also, bump for some more stories?
I just clicked your ID and it looks as though you are the guy who fucked his aunt and she may now be pregnant from you? Is that so?
If so, are you certain/almost-certain that she is pregnant from you? Do you think your uncle suspects anything? Are your aunt's tits huge like the woman in the pics you posted? Do you have a big dick? What are you going to do, if it turns out that she is pregnant from you? Tell your uncle? Ask her what she wants you to do? Or what?
Yup, am pretty sure. Just found out about kit paternity tests, so gonna ask her about that next time I can. Uncle does not know. Honestly, with my family, I do not want to dig too deep. Reason is aforementioned similarity to uncle. Southern family et al
Not many people have seen it. Slightly above average I think.
Not gonna lie, I thought my aunt was doing porn. She is paler, has black wavy hair, and darker nips. Fits are as big if not bigger/fuller.
Her plan is to raise them as normal, and do not tell.
That is certainly an interesting story. Thanks for posting it. So, do you foresee yourself having sex with your aunt more in the future? Do you have feelings for her? Do you have a girlfriend?
Yes, lots of sex. Espically with the holidays coming up.
I do. It is strange. I am a bit obssevie now as an anon told me, but to think that may be a combo of stress from school plus baby stuff. (Still preg)
If I could I would ask for her help in finding someone very similar to her of I could.
Not currently, grad school is too much, and I would prefer someone that spoke English as a first Langauge. Toomany nuances to translate feelings for me into another language.
Hey, sorry for not replying sooner. My damn browser froze up from having too many windows open and I had to restart it. Thanks for taking the time to reply and share your story with us. Best of luck to you and your family, my man! Have a nice morning.
Just another friendly bump to see if anyone else might want to post some stories.
Well, do you have any pics of your aunt, that would not show her face, that you'd be willing to share? Also, do you have a girlfriend? How many girls have you had sex with? When is the last time you had sex with your aunt? Have you fooled around with any other females sicne you first/last fucked your aunt?
Also, you were trying to sleep, what do you need to be up for later today? Do you have a job? Go to school?
No pics of her, sorry anon.
Pic I posted is pretty damn spot on though to the point I thought it was her. Some diffrences, like black wavy hair, paler skin, darker nipples. A bit thicker
Only one gf before. None currently. Had sex w/ prev gf.
No time really due to grad school, and program has few if any women. Gotta be alive for class. At 3:20, plus hw
A few dirty Skype sessions with her. She is not big into electronics. Will probably see her over the holidays, and have some last min preg sex. She is gonna pop soon. Pretty much only her.
I occasionally have a thing with a married, middle aged, latina friend of mine. I've got a feeling that her marriage might actually be open, but whatever. Something about azteca bbws man... great tits, great ass, pouty lips, nice chubby vag, she drips when she's horny, and she cums like a firehose.
Care to share some more details about this situation? How did it start? What's her body like? Big tits? Big ass? Tight pussy? Do you have a big dick? Do you cum inside her? Do you have a GF? Do you have a picture of her you're willing to post?
3 - Not because of the size of my dick, average at best. But we basically grew up together fucking so we know how to push each other's buttons.
No matter how many boyfriends come and go I'll always be way in there. Feels good
>Dude hosting surprise birthday party for his girlfriend
>I met this girl two weeks prior and really like her
>She likes me a lot
>We go club after party & me & her end up upstairs with her sitting on my lap
>I go to kiss her and boyfriend appears out of nowhere
>i pretend to be super drunk, and kiss a nearby female friend who I've kissed before
>Female friend absolutely loves me and buys me a drink of tequila, I shot the tequila and for some reason cannot swallow and it ends up coming out my nose
>Boyfriend starts pushing me saying "why why why???"
>he realises mes a tiny Manley compares to me and stops trying to fight me
>He storms out club
>they break up
>Start dating girl
>3 years later and love her more than ever, we're perfect for each other, she is my best friend and nothing makes me happier
Not something I'm particularly proud of, but I'll digress.
For about 18 months I spoke to both my best friends' girlfriends, who were both shy as fuck. They would constantly complain that they never sent nudes or acted filthy. All it took from me was some casual erotica bullshit, and they were all over me. Both sent nudes within 2 weeks of talking, even though neither knew much about me. Both were very slutty for me, often sending nudes from home, and risky situations.
But that was 5 years ago, as far as I know, they split from their boyfriends shortly after I stopped communicating with them. No contact with me either.
Can't post pics because they were both 15 at the time.
> real horrorshow
> mfw mr miyagi
I lost my fucking shit
I should of had you aborted.
I told this story before on here. I found nudes of my ex wifes neice who was 16 at the time. Once she turned 18 I showed her what I found and she freaked out. I wasn't planning on showing anybody but she assumed I was going to and before I could say anything she offered sex to keep me quiet. I fucked her on the regular for the next year till she joined the military and moved away. Very hot chick, bout 5 foot even and 100 lbs. Spinner type. She's married now, haven't seen her in years except when I look at her facebook every now and then.
Why would you share this story with us and not post a pic of the girl? Would you be willing to do so now? Also, tell some more details of exactly what happened and how many times you fucked her? And if you cummed/came inside her?
No crazy sex stories like that BUT I did have sex with a nigger chick for the 1st time yesterday on my lunch break. No lie
>Be a server at the Cheesecake Factory
>Work with this cute 8/10 black chick
>Thick but the good type of thick/not fat
>She seems white washed/most of her friends are white
>She just started like 3 weeks ago
>I was her trainer, start flirting with her
>Shit starts getting mad sexual this past week
>Yesterday she invited me to go smoke a blunt with her on our lunch break
>I never pass up a free chance to smoke
>Go to her car to smoke
>Pass the blunt a couple times
>She offers to give me a shotgun hit
>Shotgun turns into making out
>Take it to the backseat
>Dick is diamonds at this point because Ive always wanted to try a black chick
>Fucking this bitch and im smoking up her blunt
>Let her start riding me
>Big nice ass
>Bitch couldnt ride for shit but it could be because we were in a tiny ass honda civic
>Dick goes limp because of it
>Tell her to suck me off
>Busted in her mouth
>Go back inside work 30 minutes late
>Almost got fired because this other dude we work with knew what we were doing
>He starts tripping out because he had to leave an hour ago and we were holding him up
>Threatens to tell management but I tell him Ill cut him off if he does (I sell weed)
Anyways Im gonna see if this chick wants to come over tonight when she gets off work
That's a pretty cool story. How old is she/are you? Do you have a big dick? Was she impressed with/did she comment on it? Do you think you love her? (<- just joking!)
And what's up with your c-worker? I can understand him being bothered/upset, but you threaten to get you in trouble would seem to be an overreaction. Are you pissed at the dude for getting that pissed off at you? And do you think he was hating on you because you were out there with that girl?