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>>581151287
Was his dick bigger than mine?

bump.
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>>581151287
fuck your sissy ass until you delivar actually nice content. ily
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>>581151287
dang op u r qt
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mmm fresh bread
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>>581151287
Op is love. Op is life
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>>581151287
could care less about nudes...

just want to see her reaction when she finds out this is all bullshit
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>>581151287
Still in business!
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>>581151287
Are those new Screencaps nigger?

Post that shit.
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OP's GONE NUCLEAR.

PREPARE FOR FALLOUT.
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>>581151287
based OP is based
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>>581151287
penus
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>>581151287
I wonder if that retard going
>waaah you guys are all betas OP got cheated on

Will continue his rants here.
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cheeky op new threads yeye ayy ayy
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Repost the pic he posted of this bitch in the first thread pls
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>>581151619
Thats one from the first thread.
Op repost the pics until she replies
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Woot 3rd thread leggo
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Bump! Our based god is back!
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>>581151706
ok, looks like its time for dickbomb to drop
got fucked by 3 dudes
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OP pretend to be James for longer than today. See how long she thinks you are him. Tell her you cant be with her in person yet cause you'll be too hurt by what she did. Take it slow and casual, and just repair the relationship through text. Once she feels good again, she'll send nudes as she's desperate to have you back and really excited to see you. shouldnt take more than a day or two if that.
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>>581151706
"And if you really cared about me you would go to the fucking bathroom."
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should i keep yelling at her or just send them dicks?
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>>581151706

Just fucking wait.

But say you're only doing it because you want it to work.

We need the tits, because then not only is she at square one with the guy but she has given a random person fucking nudes. The hammer blow reveal will be 100x more brutal.
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>>581151706
We're back in!
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Time to send cock pic dude
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This isn't leading anywhere, OP. Tell her u trolld her
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You're losing the patient!
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>>581151706
>fucks another guy
>you're all alike

What the fuck is wrong with this dumb cunt?
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>>581151706
Prepare the dick cannon
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Just wait for "St The-apt" OP
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>>581151957
Cock pic
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>>581151915
thats what i want to happen
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tell me again how a 5 isn't a plain jane/average girl...
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YES OP YOU ARE NOT GETTING TITS JUST DICK PIC BOMB HER
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>>581151884
This. Much more fun.
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OP, post slut's phone number when it's time.
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>>581152025
OP use this
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>>581152037
It just keeps on coming.
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this girl is trolling op im pretty sure

right now she is on the feminist section of 4chan making fun of him
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>>581151706
tell her james will never speak to her again unless she delivers within 5 minutes
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OP share the number and let's make dick rain on her.
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do you really believe she doesn't know her ex's number by heart?

How would she accidentally text a random dude without knowing her number?

Shenanigans.
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>>581151287
OP break up with her. She doesn't deserve you or her boyfriend.
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can someone give plot summary?
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>>581151909
Domit then give number. Let the /b/ cock torrent loose on her
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>>581151915
this shit right here. gotta ruin this twat
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Dick pic
dick pic
dick pic
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>>581151706
Don't give up OP. I've been with since the beginning. You are my white knight. Now, bring home the bacon.
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>>581152048
Ah Saint Theapt, patron saint of fallen women and biscuits. 809-877AD.
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>>581152225
Armed for dickstorm
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>>581151909
you just do whatever you want, fuck anyone you want, make me feel as bad as you want. But when I ask for something that makes you a little uncomfortable, you can't be bothered? You obviously don't care, and I won't waste my time with you.
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>>581152310
I agree with this
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>>581152186
kek
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>>581152198
Again.... hahahahah
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>>581152242

People are fucking idiots, this guy probably isn't even important to her. Just a safety net so she doesn't have to be alone.
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s
se
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send
send t
send th
send the
send the d
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>>581152225
THIS
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>>581152273
random girl texted
girl thinks OP is another guy
girl got abused by some guy
OP is trying to get nudes but girl refuses
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>>581152186
if genuine then you are a fag
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>>581152208
>feminist section of 4chan

Newfag: extreme edition
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>>581152265
LOL
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>>581151287
>>581151909

OP, pretty fucking please, stop being a raging fucking retard and tell us what this thread is about
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>>581152225
Sure, if she isn't his boyfriend OP would be a faggot not to do this

Go ahead OP
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No going back
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>>581152560
>if genuine

wow
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>>581152560

>if genuine
>ay lmao im a neckbeard

Fucking mong.
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>>581152273
OP gets text from wrong number, girl thinking it's her ex James. She cheated on James. OP is now James. Trying to get nudes.
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>>581152646
shoulda seen the other thread

>newfag
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>>581152273
from ops perspective
>be op
>get random text
>"anon im so sorry for wat I did"
>wat who is this
>nudesget.exe
seriously all there is to it.
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>>581152681

Elite move OP
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>>581152681
Nice dick Opiee
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>>581152681
haha.. wait for it.... wait for it...
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Read some of the other posts ass-hat and figure it out.
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>>581152560
how the fuck could this be genuine?
>>581152646
This is the 3rd thread faggot, it's not OP's fault you weren't in the last two you fucking dumb ass.
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>>581152681
FOR NARNIAAAAA
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>>581152681
topkek
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>>581152681
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ruined, post her number now
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>>581152681
A THOUSAND KEKS
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>>581152681
HE DID IT!!!!!!!
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>>581152681
Perfect. Your a greater tactican op
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>>581152681
What if James cock looks nothing like that and he's a black guy
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>>581151706
Tell her don't bother coming to see you in person if she can't even be bothered to do one simple thing
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>>581152681
BRACING
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>>581152646
pretty fucking please, stop being a raging fucking retard and lurk moar
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>>581152225
I've already got my coco out.
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>>581152681
magnifique
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>>581152681
OP was not a faggit!

Deposit number now
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>>581152681
Fuck. You da real MVP bro.
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>>581152681
wait for the punchline...
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>>581152681
well that answer is gonna be interesting
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>>581152646
listen up nigger. some random chick texted OP thinking it was her ex, he likely used to have the same cell number. OP is pretending to be her ex and is trying to get nudes out of her. she is fairly ugly, but at least not fat.
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>>581152242

Once I received a three-part text from some faggot saying, "I'm sorry baby I love you so much blah blah blah" very similar to OP. It was from a 360-295-**** # whereas my number was almost identical except for one digit in the area code. They typed it in wrong and didn't notice.

It was obviously a dude and I was too high to troll so I just said "wrong number bro. Good luck though, you probably need it (might be laying it on a little thick there)" or something lel
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>>581152681
>No going back

LOL post number NAO!
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>>581152790
>>581152790
>>581152790
>>581152790
>>581152790
>>581152790
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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>>581152681
AIN'T NO USE IN LOOKIN BACK
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OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS

sorry for screaming
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>>581152681
KEK'D MYSELF

BOOOM BABY

Nice shaft op
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Hand over the cunts number and enjoy the ride
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>>581152681
geez... I can't watch this
>>581152273
>Claims some girl accidentally sent text to her phone
>it was supposed to be his ex
>she cheated on him
>put a pic that looked exactly like him
>getting revenge by getting nudes from her
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Here you are my king. Enjoy the throne.
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>>581152681
Shit nigga 4.5 star post
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>>581152681
wat if her bf was black?
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>>581152856
Extraordinaire. Un boss.
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>>581152681
and what if james was a nigga
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>>581152681
proceed to block number, do not reveal yourself as a fraud. 2 ppl trolled for the price of 1
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Jeezzzzzz
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>>581153046

EVEN BETTER!!!!
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>>581153071
was thinking this
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>>581152818
Thats the point she's supposed to realize she has no idea who this is.
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>>581153046
kek
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>james
>nigga

LOL
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OOOOOHH SHIIET
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>>581153046
>>581153046
That's the joke.
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>>581153046
>>581153071
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>>581153046
>>581153071
Kek
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Greentext> implying you can text this much at work
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OP actually wait for her response before you do anything stupid and ruin it. She might believe it's you.
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omg
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>>581152681
Shoulda tried to get the BF's number and sent him all that shit.
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Well done OP. For this thread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2hRTLdvdnk
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>>581152681
>If he's not her ex she'd know that's not his cock
>ergo ruined
>ergo he's just a pussy who got cheated on
>ergo he's just begging for nudes
>after massively being cheated on

How difficult is this?
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>>581153046
Plot twist extraordinaire!
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Good shit OP thr fucking whore would've just said "no you can see in person" later anyways.

this is gonna be epic when she sees the text and is like "OMG SHADAOW YOUR BIGGER THAN I REMEMBER" LOL
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>>581153184
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>581153282
kekekekekkekekekekekek
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>>581153282
bravo
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>>581153302
ya
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>>581153282
Kek
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>>581153282

PREMATURE NIGGER PREMATURE.
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>>581153232

No chance, this bitch was all about the shitskins.
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shiet son youve got a fucking half platoon of finnish navy soldiers eating popcorn for this shit. You are god
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>>581153282
OP is god
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>>581153342

>Literally fucking retard

Look 3 posts above yours you daft cunt
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>>581153071
If James was a nigger his name would be Jamal or some shit.
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>>581153282
Why did u blow ur cover man... IDIOT
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>>581153282
I wouldve held back on that last part but good job, i approve
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>>581153282
WHY DID YOU NOT WAIT TO RESPOND!!!

YOU COULD OF BEEN SOMEBODY!!
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Best OP for a while, good show
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>>581153017
no...that summary is just fucking wrong you retard. Did you just skim some of the others and put that together yourself?

>his ex
>put a pic that looked exactly like him

Wtf are you talking about moron?
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>>581153282
NOW SPREAD NUMBER
>cockrain
>????
>profit
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hahaha nice job OP can we please have her number now?
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>>581153282
glorius!
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>>581153282
Link her the thread
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>>581153282
I salute you OP, thanks for making my evening
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Op is building up to .....
The god damn lochness monster
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>>581153282
What a lame answer
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I hope someone capped this from the beginning. Good to know I have been posting in some epic whole wheat bread.
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>>581153282
good job Op
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Well done OP, even if no nudes get.
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>>581153282
Could have dragged it on a bit longer, but all in all that's a solid ending. Well played
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>>581153394
>>581153394
Exactly,OP we've been with you for 2 hours,post her number for continuation
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>>581153282
Yyyeeesssss

fantastic
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>>581153282
You, OP, are my fucking hero.
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Op has made hall of fame
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>>581153282
Too early breh...
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OP is a king
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>>581153282
Now post number
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>>581153282
COULDA GOTTEN N00DZ BUT NOOOOOO
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>>581152037
Oh man, I had almost forgotten Fisting of the North Star.
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>>581153342
hahaha

welcome to the 3rd thread, newfriend
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Lmaooooooooooo
Now I am Chris.
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any replies? anyway gg
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>>581153224
U wut m8?
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>>581153282
Deposit number now for cockolate rain
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Why not wait? Fits were coming when at apartment...
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>>581153735
PLOT FUCKING TWIST LMFAO
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>>581153735
it continues...
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>>581153735

What the fuck?
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>>581153735
now this is getting suspicious...
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>>581153342
>fucking retard making up the story as he goes along not knowing what's going on
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POST HER NUMBER AND LINK HER THIS THREAD
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>>581153735

she knows people by their dicks.....
>not phone numbers
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>>581153735
I'm confused...
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>>581153735
jesus christ girls are fucking retards.
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>>581153735
[kekking intensifies]
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>>581153735
>omg

No. No one is THAT fucking dumb
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what the fuck
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>>581153735
play along, BE CHRIS FOR US OP
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>>581153735
OH SHIT
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>>581153735
OP's dick looks like Chris's dick

ask "how did you know i was chris? you remember my dick that well?"
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>>581153826
lolll
like i really did not expect that at allllll lmaooo
so gonna keep going with this
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>>581153735
she can't be this dumb.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THAT BITCH xD
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>>581153735
OMF she recognized the guy by the dock wth

she's trolling
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>>581153867
thank you...
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i really do have to wonder how fucking window licking stupid and desperate for entertainment you have to be to believe this shit
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>>581153735
what is even going on anymore
op just post her fucking number what do you have to lose
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>>581153282
Faggot wtf>>581153867
Fucking kek
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>>581153735
im kinda confused now
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>>581153735
So...she knows guys based on their dicks.
>muh self ruhspekt
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>>581153735

SHAWDOW 2: THE CHRISTENING
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>>581153735
fucking continue as chris
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>>581153867
Lol'd
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>>581153735
THE LEGACY CONTINUES
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>>581153342
>>581153017
Stupidest person ITT award goes to you ID C1dU1DM/ you fucking dumbass faggot
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>>581153793
do it!
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>>581153735
play it cool you are chris now
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OP nothing to be ashamed about here you tried your best and she was just being a dumb cunt.

11/24/14 - the day OP wasn't a fagget
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>>581153867
bestest of keks
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Best thread going rn on b
Keep being Chris as long as possible op
top kek
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IN THE LAST THREAD SHE SAID JAMES HAD A BIGGER DICK. SHE MUST THINK OP IS THE SMALL DICKED FAGGOT SHE CHEATED WITH LOLOLOL
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>>581153735
Say " Oh well James will be hearing all about this if you don't show dem titties"
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>>581153867
what a time to be alive..
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What a slut .
Now pretend to b chris and get noods
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>>581153928
Dude yes kik me @tattedboyvance must keep thread and comedy alive
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>>581153932
this thread is though...
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>>581153735
GO ALONG WITH IT NIGGA
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Maybe chris is who she cheated on james with
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>>581153735
Is it just me or does that sentence just emanate cancer? Anyone care to translate?
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>>581153735
THE PLOT THICKENS
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>>581153735
>post`s numbers
>dick pics rain from the heavens
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One of you fags capp this shit: The Legend of Shawdaw
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Posting in epic thread.
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>>581154014
top kek
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>>581154184
Cap this now ! Must continue before 404
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>>581153342
kek retard
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maybe she will give nudes to chris?
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>>581154071
why would she text the person she cheated with, about said persons abuse.
someone missed the other threads, huh feg
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>>581154014
lmaooo

guys i dont know what the fuck to say i really did not expect this lmaoooo
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Someone post the results of this to /r/4chan

I'm too busy to keep up with this thread anymore.
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Someone do a decent job at Screencapping the
Shawdaw Saga
before it 404's
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>>581154146
It's not just you I'm clutching at straws here
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Posting in fucking epic fantastic thread
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We need moar
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>>581154137
nothing makes sense, it's just massive trolling
If it is chris then why does she think he's james?
She must know her phone.

It's obvious she would know his number and not text a random guy who either looks exactly like him or totally different

No matter how you look at it is fake
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>>581154272
>>581154184
>>581154361
We've found the r/4chan faggots in the thread...
>massive faggots confirmed

You aren't epin cool for being in this epic bread you faggots, go kill yourselves.
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>>581153456
Maybe he didn't.... Maybe she still believes. Ok might be Shadow's Cockleganger or something. Or maybe she Omg'd because she's never actually seen it before...
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>>581154315
because she just found out she wasnt texting james you fucking dumb nigger
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Epic thread
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>>581154501

Sounds buttmad to me
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Posting in epic thread. Un saludo para Guadalupe Contreras Gómez alias La Mimosa.
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>>581154459
>I wasn't in the other threads and don't know what's going on but I will continue posting to demonstrate how stupid I am
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op updates now
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Since OP wont post the #, its probably just him and his fag friend.
abandon thread. why would you summerfags want to cap this
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OP
ROLL WITH IT
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>>581154459
Who cares? It's entertaining to read, even if it is fake. Now quit being a faggot.
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I'm late to the party. Anybody mind giving me a summary on wtf's going on in here?
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>>581154501
Never been on r/Chan lmfao I only browse /b/ that's it
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>>581154716
no. find another thread.
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Number or GTFO !
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>>581154608
>buttmad

Go back to your circle jerk karma shilling faggot.
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>>581154548
You all should start using "signatures" or some shit like that you know, just so we can differentiate between cool Heaven and cunt Heaven
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>>581154724
what the fuck is reddit
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OP tell her that you are Chris and that you will tell everyone about the cheating on James part unless she sends the nudes
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>>581154724
>lmfao
Sure you haven't
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>>581154716
U missed high quality keks m8
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>>mfw she recognizes "Chris" by a dickpic
>>mfw i have no face
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>>581154716
>OP gets random text from girl apologizing
>OP fishes for info
>turns out girl cheated on "him" with abusive dude who beat her, but "only on the weekends"
>OP tries to get nudes
>fails
>sends cock as last lulz
>now bitch thinks OP is "Chris"
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>>581154794

Who cares? Threads epic. Can't stay but wanna see the end. You are the faggot Heaven. See yourself an hero.
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>>581154828
Being this new.
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>>581154716
>'Sorry i cheated' to OP
>wrong number
>Let's try for nudes
>sends a dick pick
>'I thought i was speaking to James not Chris'
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>>581154724
>quick damage control initiated
>the only website I KNOW IS /b/ IT's the ONLY PLACE ON THE INTERNET RELLI GUISE I NEVER GO THERE
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>>581154716
Random bitch txted op op rolled with it trying to get nudes he sent dick bitch thought she was texting james not chris (apparently l) looks like chrises dick
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since you guys stuck around for so long i shall post the number.
id like to get one more response as chris though.
help me /b/ros i really did not expect to be christened
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>>581154831
This. Do this.
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>>581154828
fag

-good heaven
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>>581154831
yes, this OP
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>>581154638
Then tell me what am I not getting, enlighten me.

>Random girl text bf
>accidentally op
>doesn't know bf's number who cheated on him
>but manages to randomly find OP
>who knowing this procedes to post a pic of the guy who looks like his ex
>or not at all
>pic of someone
>different or exactly the same
>this thread
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wheres chris guys
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>>581154831
This
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>>581154828
Newfag. Kill yourself.
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>>581153735
Wait, now I'm confused. I Thought she thought she was talking to shadow, and that James was the other guy...
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Is she still texting you FAKIN UPDATES OP
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>>581154831
this
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This is why /b is all about. God I missed this
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>>581151287
dafaq happened to op?
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>>581154973
you're a real bro, OP. followed this since the first thread.
Threaten to send the convo to the guy she cheated with if she doesn't send nudes or something.
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Where he be for?
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>>581155101
You're obviously cunt Heaven
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>>581155053
reposting some anon
>OP gets random text from girl apologizing
>OP fishes for info
>turns out girl cheated on "him" with abusive dude who beat her, but "only on the weekends"
>OP tries to get nudes
>fails
>sends cock as last lulz
>now bitch thinks OP is "Chris"
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>>581154794
>GOBLIN FROM PLANET ZIGMADO 502 CONFIRMS THAT...
>YOU ARE THE FAGGOT HEAVEN
>GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>581154950
>doesn't know bf's number
>knows exactly how he looks
>or looks totally different
>she sees nothing wrong with this
>proceeds to send ass pic
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Op we need updates if you're still here
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Is OP too busy fapping to nudes he got?
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>>581155268
This yes
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>>581155053
You keep saying things that never fucking happened you faggot! He never posted pic that looks like ex! Half this shit you're saying happened you just made up in your retarded fucking mongloid pea sized brain. Now stfu and stop speculating since you have no idea whats going on obviously. You would think you would've figured that out the first time 18 people called you a massive faggot, you retard.
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>>581154973
Only one option available OP.. Go full nuclear blackmail.. ' Send nudes or I'll tell everyone you cheated on James and he beats you'

Then post her number
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>>581155053
Phone smashed. New phone. Types in number. Types wrong.
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>>581154828
Cool Heaven?
How many time did you spent here?
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Ops three personality
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>>581155445
LOL FUCKING YES M8
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Op fucking died what the actual fuck
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>>581152037
What a lovely view of the ocean. Where was this flimed at? I love tropics haha.
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>>581155445
oh she is ruined
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>>581155292
never mind him /b/ro. mom and dad aren't home. maybe i can be your gf tonight
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>>581155445
good job.
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>>581155305
>mfw when im the cunt heaven and nobody knows
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>>581155445
>>
>>581155304
>sees nothing wrong with him looking different
>doesn't know ex's number by heart
>makes it up
>sends ass shot to stranger
>thinks he's ex
>OP fishes info and realizes exactly how he would look
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>>581155558
ive been here posting
i have 2 IDs
>one comp
>one phone
>>
THE BITCH IS A NIGGER AND JAMES IS ALSO PROBS A NIGGER YOU DUMBFUCKS
>>
I just got here, re cap anyone?
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>>581155306
Just get out you fucking dumbass.
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>>581155445
OP IS LOVE OP IS LIFE
YES YES YES
UPDATE AS SOON AS YOU CAN
>>
>>581155445
Nice fucking going m8. 10/10
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>>581155445

First legit God OP i seen in a while... Kudos bro


Now post her number
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>>581155417
all life.
>HEAVEN LIFE IS /b/
>HEAVEN BIGGEST FAGGOT in 4chan
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>>581155445
OOOOH HE DUN DID IT!! make a new thread!!!
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>>581155445
Yyeesss hes back
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>>581155445
New thread quick op
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>>581155445
OP is an evil genius!
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>>581155445
op is now this
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>>581155305
>hurr le durr you are le cunt
>when I post this le epin bread later I will le comment on how le awful you were
>>
>>581155445
Fucking finally op>>581155638
Oh right, let's hope you carry this epic thread on
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>>581155445
HOLY SHIT HE GOES FOR BROKE
>>
pretty soon OP you're going to have to bake a new bread
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>>581155648
just because you want to believe doesn't make it real, you know?
>sends pic of cock
>thinks he's someone else
All of this makes total sense
>>
Op you've played this out like a champ
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>>581152681
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH OP DELIVERS
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>>581155631
she never saw OP
never sent ass shot
OP only know "James" is a nig
>>
someone link new thread
>>
>>581155306
None of this happened. She sent a picture of herself. Some heaven fag made a fake conversation with an ass he found on Google. OP posted his picture in this thread. Girl has not seen his picture. You are an idiot.
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>>581155445
The plot reaches density of a neutron star
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I love you, OPAY
>>
Make new thread
Give number to us
we all post screenies
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>>581154912
:3
>>
>>581155631
THERE WAS NEVER AN ASS SHOT OR A PIC OF HIM YOU FUCKING MONGLOID.

Get the fuck out of thread and stop speculating, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
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>>581155445
My fucking sides man thank you
>+1000 internetz
>>
OP LINK US TO 4th BREAD
OR PUT SHAWDOW IN OP POST
>>
>>581155660

ill post number after response or set amount of time. gonna go buy some smokes in the meantime
love you /b/ros
>>
Lets just hope that Chris isn't a faggot neckbeard
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>>581153282
FUCK YES!!!
>>581153735
>>
>>581155631
... you know that was somebody messing with the ass pic? ya know..cleary a shop...just sayin, faggot
>>
>>581155859
No it's because you keep posting your random ass fucking speculations without any idea of what's happened. Your a fucking retard who should just stfu and leave.
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>>581156031
i hate you you fucking coward.
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>>581155883
if you were in last thread she sent a seminude.

people said that at the begining he had a pic of him looking lanky, that's really all I remember, probably profile pic?

Las part I just heard
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>>581156031
god-speed op
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>>581156031
Thx faggot op, ditching us in the middle of this , what are we going to do without you?
>>
lmao shes calling me now guys
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>>581156031

wat?
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>>581156031
no, make new bread first!
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>>581156031
NIGGAR YOU CANT LEAVE
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>>581156031

Go get em OP, you deserve a break! You better fucking deliver though!
>>
Well done op, cait is kill
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>>581155445
I don't iPhone but why are the boxes different shades of blue? Makes me suspicious
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>>581154765
Fuck you, faggot.
>>581154904
>>581154930
>>581154950
>>581154970
I love you, my niggas <3
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>>581155631
He never figured out "exactly how he would look" he never sent a pic of the guy...where do you keep getting this from? What the fuck is wrong with you idiot?
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>>581156208
don't answer it she might notice you're not chris
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>>581156282
stahp.
>>
>>581156208
>>581156208
>>581156208
>>581156208

YUS!!!!
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>>581156187
No she fucking didnt you autistic fucking cumwad
>>
>>581155445
DAAAAAMN
someone archive
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>>581156282
Charge phone. NOW
>>
>>581156208
Don't answer,and don't go buy smokes without making a new thread
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>>581156208
>New bread man we need the end of the story
Fast, bump limit reached
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>>581156324
That's how it is
>>
OP first bake a new bread
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>>581156187
u get thread troll award
10/10
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>>581156187
>hey guise i will make up random bullshit about last thread becuz i don't think anyone was actually in it is in this one

Dude you're a fucking faggot. She never sent a semi-nude. Stfu and go away.
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>>581155815
>stop sucking that big black dildo
>and stop smoking le shit.
>look at the fucking miror
>KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
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>>581156080
but he did send a seminude to a total stranger he never met, and had a pic of a lanky guy who was either totally different or exactly the same right?
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>>581156187
followed from 1st bread, only a pic of her fully clothed in a red shirt.. never anything seminude that was some tarded ass trollposts
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>>581156324
Just how iphone texts work they fade blue in and out.
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>>581153735
you sir, obtained a new destination! be chris and start your journey
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>>581156208
dont answer

also what kind of GF doesn't have/know her BF's number or have it in their phone?
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>>581156208
if anyhow possible reord and upload
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>>581156573
she's obviously retarded
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>>581156502
nope, didnt happen
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>>581156502
No! that never happened you fucking mongloid! Get it into your tiny pea sized retarded fucking brain he never sent a pic of a guy at all. The only pics sent are her fully clothed and his dick.
>>
Can we get a cake in here?
>>
WHERE IS LINK TO NEW BREAD
PLS OP
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>>581156573
her phone got smahed she calling from another one
maybe mistyped
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>>581156669
true, i was just confused cuz usually u txt your significant other when you're in a relationship u know?
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>>581154973
Christened lol
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>>581156208
Holy sheet... vocaroo that shit!! And bake new bread!
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>>581156324
Instead of being solid blue, they have a gradient that extends past any one particular message onto all visible messages. When there is more than one sent message visible, they are slightly different colors - that's what you're noticing
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>>581156187
>>581156502
What the fuck are you doing? None of this happened.
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>>581156764
oooooh yeah i forgot that guy broke her phone
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>>581156208
Answer and sound like a james
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Make new bread this is ab to 404
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>>581156669
holy shit she literally is fucking retarded..... will post new bread in a sec of her reply...
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>>581156573
because once you get someones number you enter in a phone and never have to memorize it retard. are you stuck in the 90s or something? I dont have anyones number memorized cause I dont have a rotary phone where I have to dial it every time. welcome to 2014. that plus the fact that this is a dumb 16 year old girl...
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