west auckland in the mother fukn house
Z pay at pump
do everything as usual
pick up diesel instead, put it back, pick up petrol and pump
they take up to $200 and then replace what you didn't spend
they replace everything because it 'charges' you for the diesel
I would have expected a call about doing a runner from it but I've done it twice now and no word
that is to say I wouldn't do this every time but a few times here and there
you have a legit excuse because technically they took your money and replaced it
and you were none the wiser because it seems like you paid
no, well I didn't go in to voice that I had just spent $40
so wait you can just say you grabbed the wrong thing by accident then grab the other one and put your petrol in and the machine thinks it fucked up so it gives you your moneyback?
I hit the book mostly but I've thrown a few tags up here and there. Pic related, some of my book work. I still live-in with my parents out in assfuck nowhere so it's hard to sneak out and even harder to scope spots.
yes, I legitimately fucked up at first then wondered why they had replaced all my coin, I decided to do the exact same thing this week but take notice what I did
it seems picking up the diesel and putting it down resets the sale, but no call from anyone about not paying
the Z chick even seen me do it as she was serving the dude opposite me
Nah not a single one. Fuck I feel so toy. I have sharpiethrows in my book though. Pic related.
cause Im on my phone atm, you guys get the last thing I wrote to bf. Did I fuck up? Halp.. P.S.: depressed german girl reporting in.
but he didnt answer to that. i must have done something wrong...
fuck i never farted on a spider... meeting was quite cool. next one will be a roadtrip to gay nazi. ;)
the fucks up with you tagging faggots
first of all, why
second of all, that shits gay as fuck how old are you like 15?
find something better to do lol. like getting high and playing video games or fucking tinder girls. fucking tagging, piss off m8
Northern Auckland fag reporting in, dumping my local area nudes
Its just a filter app logo
Heres one I did
She's not even that good looking, and her pussy is not very nice either.....
I heard she's a fuckin stripper in wellington now, so why don't you just go to one of her shows?
Continuing dump if anyone else is interested
Story time about Wellies town
>go to wellies for a mates 21st
>stay at xbase or whatever the fuck its called
>get fucked up in the dorm room even though youre not allowed alcohol there
>decide its time to go to town
>20minutes in already hooking up with a chick at Establishment
>all the bros want to go to Mermaids
>i skip the line and go straight to the bouncer
>have 20 in my hand give him the "chea my bro" hand shake
>lets me straight in
>bros follow suit
>in mermaids with our fake cash thinking we are the shit
>buy some drinks and shit and sit down
>watch the main stage for a bit
>some stripper comes out of nowhere and starts talking to us
>shes is 6/10
>then she starts using our first names
>we are all confused as fuck
>find out her stripper name
>we will just say "barbra"
>we wait for her to get on the stage
>put money in mouth get a motorboat
>shit gets boring so we go into the splash club upstairs
>ask when barbra is working
>shes coming up in 20 minutes
>4 of wait around, the rest leave
>pay money(dont know how much fucked out of my head)
Thats a lomg story... but well, im gonna tell it anyway.
>met at a party in auckland
>hes got 2 kids with ex and big ass problems with his ex
>we get together
>skme weeks into that he confesses to me he jad sex with ex, cause she forced him to
>i forgive him blabla
>in the next weeks i give virginity to him
>he says hes busy because he has to build up hos business again that he let go for a time
>we meet again at the weekend
>after that he texts me he wants to break up because he hasnt got much time and doesnt want to lose me
>we still write
>he writes stuff like i miss you etc.
>hes not writing me for a week
>he writes again as if nothing happened
>im totally in love
>he doesnt write me for 2 weeks
>im totally depressed because in love
thats pretty much it
im the dude that asked you about it in more detail a couple of days back.
i still havent tried it but I'm going to tomorrow. In theory, it seems like itll work because as you said, it's thinking that youre taking diesel. and not petrol.
can't believe no one has gone public about this yet.
atleast we dont need to tell people on /b/ to be hush hush about it..we all should be wise about that..
>Northern auckland fag reporting in, dumping my local area nudes
I dont know, you tell me
Reminder that /b/ is unhealthy for your body.
Hey, do you want nudes or not?
>we get taken to room and barbra is there
>dark as fuck cant see shit
>she says one of the bros first name
>take no notice
>she gets naked and does all this weird dancing shit
>idc horny asf
>she goes for my mates cock
>starts rubbing him
>pulls his pants off and licks is dick
>we are all feeling awkward
>1 of the bros leaves
>3 of us left
>barbra grabs me
>takes my pants off and spits on my dick
>starts giving me a wristy
>other bro just takes his pants off
>she gets out lube and bend of the matress type bed thingy
>tells one of the bros to get on the bed she jumps on him and starts riding him
>grabs me and pulls me onto the bed
>starts sucking my dick as im kneeling there
>grabs other bro and gives him a handy
>bro feels like hes gunna cum and pushes her off
>she falls the ground and he jizzes on her
>i quickly finish and do the same
>other mates doesnt cum
>we ask her what now
>she doesnt respond
>we get dressed and run out
>get stopped by bouncer
>asks us if barbra was algood
>we say yeah she was algood
>get outside and start talking about it
>we are confused as fuck as to what just happened
>go our seperate ways for the rest of the night
Turns out that we went to school with that Barbra chick and she was one of the bros cousins.
sorry if it was a gay story. was pretty fucking funny though when we found out.
>Smirnoff ice was on sale last weekend.
>We haven't got any virgins left.
Oh mate, Thats a huge let down.
Double brown was also on sale in south auckland so they probably also got raped.
Yea, my bad, to be honest they could easily, but as far as i know none have moved since i got these nudes
He's stringing ya along love, classic keep it in the bank if needed later stuff,
Problems from your story
>he jad sex with ex, cause she forced him to
She actually forcing him to is not at all likely, she was keen, caught him at a time when he was keen, and got to it
>he says hes busy because he has to build up hos business again
small to med business can be extremely time consuming, but if he was actually keen, you would notice the effort made vs actual time taken on the business, he wouldn't have to tell you, if you're busy you put more effort in and it shows
>hes not writing me for a week
forgets you for a week
>he writes again as if nothing happened
and the coupe de grace of the string along hook up
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>west auckland in the mother fukn house
g what u write, east auckland reppin, holdin it down in welli
I had one of those puppies last week, law at Victoria, what-up?!?! If I could knock it out, with little to no study and blazes all the time, get a decent grade an advance. I guarantee you can bro, best of luck!
You need to understand more about the tagging side before you can appreciate the pieces imo. There's more than one facet to the graff world. Tags aren't meant to be pretty, they're meant to be a signature.
the brutal truth is that you just have to snap out of that shit, realise that he doesn't love you as much as you do him, all he's thinking (going from the info i have) is that he might as well keep you sweet for a root/back up relationship if his current project falls through, if he felt the same way, you wouldn't get these kind of responses. It sucks, but it's the truth of human relationships, gotta move on, more fish in the sea and all that
Okay. :( That is gonna be hard... And I dont really want to, but I guess everyone feels the same in situations like these...
And it doesnt really matter anyway, cause Ill be in Germany in about 2 months anyway. But it hurts... wjat can I do to get over this agonizing pain? :( Thanks for your help, anon. :)
yeah wish I could tell you it's the first and last time, but for most people it isn't. You move on eventually, but if you truly love them, you will always remember them, but also always remember the reason you aren't together, he didn't love you.
Just don't start drinking like me. The girl I love is in germany right now, and I honestly wish I could say she didn't love me.
yeah met her here in my first year of uni, we were together for a year and a half until, for various reasons, she had to return to germany, and I had to stay in nz, we talk everyday but it's never the same, i hope i see her again
so she was at uni too? oh man thats a long time together... why dont you travel to germany? i hear a lot of kiwis want to travel to europe. then you could see her. :) which city does she live in?
Why does IDbro seem so much different in this thread compared to pic related?
Bit shit as not so soon after I started I felt ill.
Even worse now and I'm trying to stop it getting worse. Happens every now and then when I suddenly get real bad stomach pains and during the worse times I have to go to hospital.
I'll get morphine if I go but I'd rather just sleep and not have to go through tests and shit.
Hamburg. I had some pretty heavy work/uni/family commitments, still do. Part of me doesn't want to travel to see her, because I would end up having to say goodbye all over again, she's a phd student, so she's committed to her uni for at least the next 3 years, and I'd hate myself if I pulled her away from that
>i fixed my internet connection. you'll be getting quality posting from now on... indefinitely
i lied. my internet connection is as shit as ever.
Oh Hamburg. Thats a nice Uni and a beautiful city. :)
But I get what you mean. Do you still have a lot of contact?
How about you wait the 3 years and after that, if you still have feelings for each other, you can travel there?
just realized your gif is in this pic
Yeah we talk pretty much everyday, time zones suck though. Unfortunately we do have to wait, unless I get a massive break at work, it's just a difficult road to stare down, it's not that I can't be with any other girl, it's that I don't want to be
Yeah I know time zones are shitty. :D
Thats exactly the feeling I have too.
Like I could go and have a look at guys but in the end Id just want him...
I know of a German girl that moved together with her bf here in NZ so its not impossible. :)
Just remember he didn't put in the effort that you did, he didn't deserve you at all.
Yep, just don't fuck them off or they'll cuss you out in german and all you'll here is lots of germanish and then all of her german friends will giggle at you
Can't live ya life like that love, he's stringing a girl along while doing his ex that he also fathered 2 children with prior to seeing if he could stand by her.
I guess you could say that you, as a girl that ended giving away the v card, and falling in love, which he perpetuated for selfish reasons, doesn't deserve that. Then yeah, you don't deserve him, meaning you don't deserve something that rough
Youre probably right. But its easier putting the blams on yourself. I dont know why. Just feels easier. So you can channel your disappointment in self-harm. I think that is easier than crying and especially because I have noone to talk about that here in NZ. I mean I could talk to someone, but that is just not the right person for that topic...
Yes it is. I should really try those medication. Just make everything numb. :)
The problem arises when that becomes a habit, you begin to put the blame on yourself for anything bad that happens, regardless of the circumstance, and honestly you just end up destroying yourself through self harm, which makes you feel worse, and the cycle begins, a cycle i've only recently learned to break. throwaway email firstname.lastname@example.org, if you ever want to talk
IDBro is God in this thread. Dont say something against him.
I know, and that is also the reason why I came to 4chan in the first place. First time I came here, I wanted advice. You wanted my tits... :D
And talking with ypu guys about that is helping it a little, but what Im missing a little is a nice embrace. And Im telling you, theres nosweeter embrace than pain (or an embrace itself) ;)
I guess then Im already stuck in that cycle. Only thing helping me to not selfharm is the evidence of it. So what people see. Wouldnt be a problem, but if my hostparents would see it, theyd probably throw me out because that is a shitty rolemodel for the kids...
Im already a regular. I dont have to prove Im a girl anymore. And Ive met one of you 4channers on Saturday, im pretty sure he can confirm im a girl. Or ask Gay Nazi, he knows, too.
you eventually have to accept that self harm does nothing, it doesn't fix anything, it doesn't change what has happened, it's very likely not going to change what will happen (aside from further self harm), if you really want to self harm, force yourself to exercise, to learn something you don't want to learn, as cliche as it sounds, focus that energy into to something that hurts now and pays off later. Cutting, heavy drinking, hard drugs, the wound just heals up so it can be hurt again
No I dont need a therapy. I dont want a therapy. I went to a psychologist from 10-18. Im perfectly fine. Its not that Im suicidal. Its just how people cope with problems, other people work out, I cut myself. Easy. As long as I dont harm others. ;)
I tried a lot of these things, except for drinking, that is just disgusting, bit nothing can replace the warmth you get from pain. The feeling of being complete. I just like it and I dont want to get over it. Better physical pain than psychical. :)