oh god, oh god i so fucking lost it, had to shove a sweaty sock into my mouth to cover up my sex screams
> Late Friday night.
> Driving home no worries.
> nothing on me and sober.
> Suddenly hiccups.
> Keep hiccuping.
> Sinking feeling in stomach from hiccups.
> Gag from hiccups.
> Hiccup some more feel sick. > Stuck in late traffic flow going 60 can't get over.
> Ine last good hiccup.
> Mouth now full of vomit.
> Start to roll down window to attempt a clean get away.
> Roll down back window accidentally........
> Final hiccup causes me to chuck my concealed clump of chunks.
> Lap becomes uncomfortably warm.
> Undo seat belt drags puke across my chin.
> thought alone makes me vomit again
i bet this is what music will sound like in 30 years
i kinda like that tho
>A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
> The barman looks at him and says,
>"Wow, where did you get that from?"
>The parrot replies, "Africa. You should see it,There's fucking loads of 'em."
Two niggers walk into a bar. One says to the other: ay yo check out dat whitie bietch ovuh dere. The other replies: aww yeah homie i see her, chu thinkin what im thinkin?. ohh yeah nigga syas nigger. They take her into the back alley and raep her. Tuh edn.
oldfags already know what you are talking about
newfags have no idea
>why even try?
>So an Orc walks in with a Parrot on his shoulder
>The Bartender asks "Where'd you get that from?"
>The Parrot says "Durotar, they've got them all over the place!"
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>I have a pakistani who lives next door to me,
>He said the other day to me "I'm a better man than you"
>I said "I never said you fucking wasn't, but what makes you think your a better man than me?"
>He said "I don't have a fucking Paki, living next door to me"
not as much as this matches up
I will post this every YLYL thread because it always get a laugh.
Why is my picture shown as furry porn? Click it and it turns into something else.
I'm really amazed by seeing this gif
you might be missing the other side of the joke,
deaf people tend to mispronounce words and stumble over consonants so a deaf person may say "kimber" rather than "timber"
lumberjacks yell "TIMBER!" when falling a tree so as to warn others about the falling tree
Thanks for sharing man!!!
lost so fucking hard
I was ordering a pizza when I read this post, I was giggling like a fucking school girl while trying to order all because I read this post just as they answered. I'm sure they think I'm high as hell.
What kind of cancer is this?
Your shitty content belongs in tumblr/facebook/9gag
It's a joke. The guy in the picture killed about 70 people with a gun on the island an a bomb in Oslo, the capital of Norway. And dead island is the name of a game.
It's funny, but it makes me cry so fucking hard when I think about the reactions, the stories and how the people around the island tried to help.
Every. Fucking. Time.