New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
Inb4 why are IDs even back?
Auckland oldfag here. NZ threads on /b/ make me cringe, up to a few months ago, they were pretty sparse and usually involved faggots saying "Huntlyfag here, anybody got any weed?" like they feel proud or something for having posted on /b/
Then some ozfag will sound off about sheepfucking and the shitstorm commences. All the OC from NZfags typically sucks ass and the reasons why are basically: 1. kiwis live in a pocket universe and haven't lurked enough to hone their skills on non-kiwi threads, and 2. little brother syndrome.
Let's face it. last great OC was NZ fail guy. Cody and IDbro are shit-tier memes
Cmon man did you have to add the oldfag here bit it just sounds a bit try hard das all
not really, just been around since 07, participated in raids and shit like Titstorm. not bragging, just saying there was no such thing as Kiwi threads back then. The predictability of the threads is almost embarassing
trap threads pretty much exist to fuck with homophobic newfags, YLYL threads exist because people like edgy humour they can't find anywhere else. I'm seeing vapid NZ threads daily. NZ threads are basically synonymous with mediocrity
you belong right up there with this attention whore.
WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS SHIT. THEY PUT NO THOUGHT INTO REDOING THESE FUCKING NOTES AT ALL. IT'S LIKE THEY GOT A GROUP OF KINDERGARTNERS TO COME UP WITH IT. FUCK THIS SHIT.
big bottle of vodka but no weed
Yeah ik man. Not born in NZ myself but damn. I feel dat feel.
N.e more yanicker ter alehn?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Fuck off heaven, no one likes you anyways.
Gotta love NZ based broadcasting babez
Seriously go to any park/rec area/public domain carpark in rangiora, look for a car/van with 3+ people in it and ask them. Gooners are the least subtle people with their drug dealing.
But for me my dealer is doing drop offs :D
>mfw I had a full bottle of vodka I bought on friday and my parents fuckin drank the whole thing
>Navy offer arrived
>Report to Devonport by 7th Jan
Finally I am doing something useful with my life.
Is anyone else pissed at having to wait until Saturday next for smash bros?
I've about this guys son, apparently as mental as his dad. Was walking around with his shirt off flashing his swastika tattoo, didn't get why everyone got so offending and beat him up.
Auk fag here
Probably one of the best thinks I have ever read.
>I wanted to nut so hard inside Suzy Cato when I was three years old
I said don't!
You must do as I say.
>How did I not hear about this?!
you gotta feel it
you feel me?
Butt seriously. more than 2 and you are fooling your brain into reward mode over nothing, long exposure to this can lead to lack of arousal later in life.
O-ok. What's your call sign?
Yeah. We are talking a serious qt, though. I didn't message him when I first saw him because I thought "Nah, never in a million years". I send my picture and:
"You must get told this a lot but you're really handsome".
>not sure if nana has started flirting with faggotd online again
being rich has to be the biggest fallacy around
having enough to live within your means is plenty nigger
didn't your parents teach you about the starving niggers in Africa
It's a sure thing bro.
i will add you one day
only if you'll be mine
Goodnight, my sweat.
Ill call you tomorrow. ;)
Are you the bro from the Avenues?
If so then the guy you're talking about is me.
I already know where to get weed from multiple locations.
I am currently trying to decide if I want to.
Swaying towards making some marmite on toast then going the fuck to sleep.
friendly reminder that i am your friend
so is semen
everyday until you LOVE it
That's never come up but, yeah, I have no wheels.
Yeah, I'm the annoying Avenues cunt.
>tfw marmite doesn't taste the same as it did when I was little.
It tastes way to sweet now.
Yes, I have exp, I have worked in a IT department in a Bank, I'm 21 years old, I'm apllied math major but i'm going into IT, As you can see my english is not good, but I'ill increase, but thanks for this information mate, I really think NZ a beautiful country btw
>friendly reminder that i am your friend
I asked if you had a car the last time we typed at each other through an electronic device, so yes it did come up.
Also i'm just glad I can buy marmite eh. I've been lurking in multiple other countries these last few years and got some serious withdrawal symptoms.
a great foot in the door trick is to find a company that has what you want and talk to the boss directly, tell him you will volunteer your services for free and work as hard as you can making contacts and favors, after a few weeks ask if you are worth keeping, ask for that shiny contract.
I used to watch it cause as a kiwi i felt obliged to, but i don't really watch TV nowdays
Instead of shigging my dig can you help a bro out? I'm guessing he got BTFO by whichever NZ hip hop artist is receiving their 15 minutes of mild fame
Have you tried a real man's Marmite?
shit will make your lips turn inside out.
>tfw you will never samefag in an NZ thread ever again
Yes i've tried it, but like i said, I AM JUST GLAD I CAN GET MARMITE, cos even if it's not as good as it used to be, it's still the number 1 yeast spread around.
>Brewers yeast FTW
kek i remember while i was waiting for my bus after i completely fucked my accounting exam I saw him walk past, I was too sad to give a shit
>tfw nz threads will never be how they were back in the glory days like in pic related
Good times, but they're never coming back
u dirty shrimp eater..show me some respect..i live in you great gran pappies land..the land of the iron dick..the fires of oblivion will come fur u lad. you smells shimp eating, surfing, hobbiting, sheep herding dickwad
>so yes it did come up.
Shit, that's embarrassing.
Can you ever forgive me?
>tfw now eat vegemite because marmite just doesn't taste like it should.
I feel like a traitor which is a hard thing for a faggy Nazi to deal with.
tfw now eat vegemite because marmite just doesn't taste like it should
fuck yeah dollhouse
Great, we are getting notes like aussi monopoly money.
I'm definitely gonna sesh it up tomorrow night with a mate. We could come get you if ya want.
Also save me some amphetamine cunt.
Or atleast save your. Might go up the mount or something.
To be fair, these are just artist renditions, and the colour will fade in time.
Does anyone else remember this thing?
Or at least save yours*
At least save your amphetamines for tomorrow you weak willed cunt.
Why do fuck all faster now, when you could do shit all faster tomorrow?
Wow, Originally I didn't think the new notes were that good but they shit all over those ones