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i hate my girlsfriend's face. i am just to beta to break up with her
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i hate the daily mail
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I'm a virgin.
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I'm hungry, but it's to late to eat.
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I wish i was a girl
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I´m sad, and I like preteens
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All black people are the handicapped child of the world
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>>580295647
I love women's panties!
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my gf is a slut. i know she fucks around.
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>>580295647
im afraid of death. i want to be immortal
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I haven't done anything else but reading and watching debates since I was 16. What first looked very interesting turned into an obsession and right now I just want to kill myself. This society is not how it was supposed to be. The reason you're feeling miserable is because you're not free and every time I try to explain someone why it's a terrible thing to use force to get what you want, people call me ignorant. I just can't do this anymore.
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>>580297034
>l
Cant tell if bait
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im scared that i wont make it as a rapper if i burn the boats...

also i am extremely horny right now an i wish i had a girlfriend...

but that will all change when i move out... ill be fucking soooo many girls its going to be a fucking disaster.... then ill porobably become a rapper..

as for now i feel like masturbating for the next hour... then ill see if i can have someone to fuck
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I'm a nobody
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>>580295647
i love mary
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I have to take a shit
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I don't want to live with him anonymore, he should probably die, soon
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If it wasn't for my current girlfriend who is perfect in every way but one, I'd probably be gay.
You do the math.
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>the feel that no one cares about me
>The feel that one I want doesnt me
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>>580297803
the way she is not perfect is that she has a pussy?
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i did a hit & run infront of a apartment complex while i was doing deliveries. I think they may have me on camera. im shittin bricks mate
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I love her , it's been 5 years and I still think about her almost everyday
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Weed is a wonderful thing for anxiety and giving life a purpose.
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>>580297351
Sorry, but I don't understand what you mean. Then again, English is not my first language
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>>580298063
I like vagina to an extent.
Hers is phenomenal.
But goddamn I wish she had a dick and it kills me.
To clarify I'm like an 85% gay.
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all I want is for someone to care about me, and it's all I've ever wanted
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>>580298337
Ask her to use a strap on say its a fetish ez
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>>580295647
I just got an appointment with the school psychiatrist I'm scared shitless thinking that they might lock me up or some shit but at the same time I want to feel better hope everything goes well on monday
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I don't want to live, but I am afraid to die. Also I fucking hate 99% of people, don't have any real friends and I am virgin ( had a gf for 2 years, but I didnt want to fuck her, she was too young). Now I go to gym because of my low self-esteem
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i want bigger dick
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>>580298337
she would probably be awesome with a thick long veiny dick with huge balls, also what does gf look like?
give details or post a pic of a girl that looks similar
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I still love my Ex girlfriend, we begin to date when she was 14yo, and I was 25yo... she left me this year, she is 20 and I´m 30yo, I really love her, I never harm her, we even make love for the first time when she was 18... fuck, she is perfect and I lose her... Im very very sad
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I always masturbate before leaving the house. Makes me mellow as fuck. Then I don't feel like doing any work once I get to my destination.

Makes for one comfy ass bus ride, though.
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sometimes i just want to go on this rampage with a baseball bat and fucking slaughter everyone in sight

i have a good life, good grades, ect, but i just have this fucking burning feeling in my stomach that i need to satisfy
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I really miss my old girlfriend and it hurts me physically that there is no chance at all anymore that we will get back together. so im really down about that and its been what? 8 weeks? idfk, but i still wake up thinking about her.
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>>580298442
Not even fucking kidding, her last bf was into that and she laughs about it. Says it was weird af.
>>580298709
Redhead, curvy, tit game ridic.
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>>580298183
i know right
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>>580295647
I have a great well-paying job and I feel that I don't what the fuck I'm doing, how I even got there and that any moment I'm gonna get found out...think it's called imposter syndrome.
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I want to cheat on my wife but she is pregnant and I just think that would make me too terrible of a person
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>>580298916
Scout where homeless people live. Catch someone who looks old and can't properly defend themselves then go to town. Do this sometime after midnight and in a neighborhood where you know no one will really care. Then run back to your car and drive the fuck off. Leave no evidence. Wear gloves, have a hoodie and a beanie on so none of your hair gets left at the crime scene and then leave.

One homeless person should get you through for a long, long fucking time. It's either them or animals.
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>>580295647
I joined a shit fraternity. I realize 4chan hates them but I could give two massive heapings of shit.

If I'm in something, it better be the damn best or on track to being the best. Some of the people here are fucking weird and/or lame.

Thankfully I just got elected to the Executive Board for next year, so I'm gonna make it my task that I leave it way fucking better than when it started.
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My gf is so stressed under work that she is almost never happy, constantly irritated and she has no sex drive. She goes to uni 2 times a week and stays home the rest of it intensively studying. I work from home, so I basically see her every day.

I can't remember the last time I saw her beautiful smile, that wasn't forced on.
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I still dream about my now-adult niece who caught me jerking off and who I caught rubbin the nubbin. Not sure I'd be able to say no if she wanted a ride on my galleon.
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>>580299302
You're not attracted to her when she's huge. Or she's going through changes you don't like. That's perfectly fine, m8. Go satisfy that urge somewhere else. Sex is sex. It's satisfying a need. Why sit there and be unhappy? Your wife probably isn't going to give up any ass anyway.
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>>580299302
Wait for the babby and hope it's hot.
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I think I'm ok with all of that
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People get offended too easily and hop on bandwagons. Media now a days can ruin people's lives real easy.

Also I don't like comedy movies and I strongly dislike dogs.
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I'm more and more beginning to realize the Nazi's were right in a lot of ways. Just not /pol/ Jewish conspiracy ways.
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>>580296840
Jesus fuck that sounds raw. Get out bro
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It's bullshit. She was late so she's getting sent to jail. I can't believe it. I'll wait Abby. I love you.
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/b/ deleted my thread and it's crushing me inside.
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If I could get away with it I'd rape. I'm vocal about how rapists "deserve what they get" and how people in jail are usually locked up for more serious shit and that a sex offender is just a dude who couldn't scrape up enough cash and make himself presentable enough to go buy some pussy and is a fucking loser but...man.

If I could get away with it? There's so many women I would rape. But I'm far too chickenshit to do it. If you rape someone you have to do that shit, like, two cities over. And with all the forensics shows and shit? It's just not worth it.
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>>580298183
We gotcha bro
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>>580295647
I can't wait until machines reach a level of simulated sentience that makes them worthwhile conversational partners. Then I can stop talking to everyone, once and for all.
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>>580295647
I have a gut feeling she is fucking a co worker while im away. Inconsistency in her texts and reasons only further confirm it. I will be dumped before my birthday in a few days.
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Lately I've been feeling really disconnected and lost with my life. I've always had trouble with sleeping and lately I've been walking around in the middle of night alone. Every time I go out it lasts a bit longer, going into shittier and dimly lit areas of town. No problems so far other than weird comments from addicts/mentally ill/niggers.

I'm not sure what I'm looking for. A fight or to get shot or something. I don't know.
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how the fuck do i go up to a girl that doesn't know i exist, and introduce myself?
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im in love with my boss, she is smart,beautiful, strong talented. all i want to do is feel her touch again i want to sit next to her by a fire under a blanket or be next to her in the sun and smell her hair in the wind. i love going to work and talking to her and slyly watch her move but every night i have to sit in the parking lot after work just to make my self feel nothing because my chest aches so bad that i want to rip my chest open, but ill never have her see me as i see her, i am not special, im only an employee, im only an asset
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I am basically socially handicapped. I can barely hold a conversation with someone aside from physics. It isn't that I can't function, I just have no desire to talk to people.
I'm not a shut in neckbeard, I'm a pilot, I own a plane, I've got a girlfriend, haven't been a virgin since I was 14.
I just spend all my time reading physics papers, working on my equations and working on mathematica. I see people laughing and happy, going out and talking with each other and it comes so easily to them. They have friends, but I don't have any, I can't even fucking function sometimes. I'm just smart enough to be socially crippled but not so smart that I'm a savant.
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I wish I could make enough money as a writer to do it full time.
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I killed my friends dog
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>>580295647
lately I wonder if my wife is just retarded or if she was brought up to be as stupid as she is
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i'm not that much of a dog as i used to be, i think that i'm getting past a lot of my lust, idk if it's good or bad but it's cool lol :D
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>>580300395
is she married?
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I fantasize about feeding annoying dogs hotdogs laced with antifreeze or chocolate because they're stupid. But feeding a dog and having them accept food from you dramatically changes the relationship, I think, and I would end up befriending the annoying fuckers.
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I still love a guy I only knew online from 5 years ago. And I have a boyfriend.
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I haven't been happy in longer than I can remember. I've done everything possible but nothing brings me joy. I was getting head recently and I realized during it that nothing will ever make me happy again.
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I'm depressed and suicidal but I'm also scares shitless of dying.
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>>580300380
You stop being underage&b
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I'm a huge troll on /b. Its an addiction. I can't stop
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>>580300882
slut.
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A am a human parasite. Most of my life I have lived off various girlfriends. I do work intermittently, but mostly I am just a lazy, drug addicted, piece of shit. Somewhere in my mind I know this should bother me, but it doesn't. Despite knowing how am objectively, it does not subjectively bother me.
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One of my best friends knew I was really into this one girl. I introduced him to her the other day. When he showed interest I told him not to force anything, that'd be a dick move, right? Now they've been fucking together for a few months already.
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when i was like 6 i took my 3 year old cousin in the closet and touched her vagina. i was just curious. 1st time she was giggly and picked up her undies. second time she wanted to touch my penis after about 10 seconds of licking her lips while i looked and touched her vagina. i wasnt down. the next weekend she tried getting me to go to the closet but i just wanted to see it and feel it once up close. So i've molested my cousin, and she tried molesting me.
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>>580300424
Just be glad autism worked out for you. It could be worse. A lot worse. Honestly, if you have the sort of stability in life where you can fly your own fucking plane, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
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>>580301110
10/10 made me reply. Man, you're good
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>>580300000
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>>580301208
Stop the drugs and you will be forced to make a change.>

>580301286

Then he's not really your best friend
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>>580295647
I'm sorry Z, you think I love you but I'm sorry I just physically can't do it any longer..
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Ferguson. Ebola. Starving children. AIDS. Politics. ISIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY OF IT.
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>>580300803
no she is not, it might be better if she was then at least id know there was no possible chance. plus she has 10 or so years on me but thats not a problem in my mind, i think she notices my attraction
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>>580296950
This
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I'm a lazy shit and I can't motivate myself to do work
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>>580301629
I guess thats it. fuck me.
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I hate reading posts online about people asking for advice but they begin their stupid stories with faggoty shit like "I have a friend, let's call him Mark." I don't know these fucking people. I don't care what their names are. The likelihood these people will see your stupid post is 1 in 5 billion. Fuck off and tell the god damn story.
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Lads are the most annoying group of people in the social spectrum
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I have a inescapable bloodlust
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I'm a nigger.
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>>580299954
it's true though. i am sure she fucked someone else. also she had something with a friend of mine but im not sure if they fucked. i saw my friend grabbing her ass.

i chased her because she had a reputation of being easy and she is so hot. sometimes she dresses like a slut. i couldnt let her go. i want to keep her.
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I like watching interracial cuckold porn. The idea that there were europeans that made profit from african slaves and shipped them over to North and South America and that not, centuries later, the descendants of these individuals are paid/brought in to fuck people's wives is hysterical.
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My life seems wasted, no accomplishments, I'm living my life just by being alive. I should be grateful for what I have and I am but I have this hole that nothing can't fill and it bothers me a lot.
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I miss my ex and I'll probably never love a girl that much again.
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I'm not sure if I'm bipolar or just a drama queen
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>>580296950
>>580301793
shame it won't happen in our lifetimes. Well, if enough influential people were educated and fearful of it... it could become a reality for very select few.
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I am beta and I know it :(
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>>580301546
I basically have...the only thing I take anymore is Kratom. But I say addict because drugs are still all I think or care about. I am good at pretending I care about someone, but if I can't use them to coast through life with no effort, I lose interest and stop the charade. I know it should nag at me, but it doesn't. Well I guess it does a little, otherwise I wouldn't have posted. Just not enough to change anything.
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>>580297880
You're nearly there, anon. That enlightened state of absolute non-existence. Do well to not quarrel with yourself about such superficial attachments; it is nothing but yourself telling you what you want. Realise that you are nearly actualising the state of non-existence, do away with the one you want and do away with yourself. Be free and liberated, friend.
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>>580297372
why on earth would you masturbate and THEN try to find someone to fuck? are you retarded m8?
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Death scares me because I have a lot more shit I want to do with my life and I'm in a position now where I'm not suffering for the poor decisions I've made.

But it's the act of dying that scares me. Wasting away from shit autoimmune disease or being on fire or something. I want my death to come to me swiftly or when I'm in a deep sleep. Having to feel pain before you finally go is a shit deal.
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>>580295647
I need to fuck a pussy ASAP.
It's been six years, and I think I'm going crazy.
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I'm a psychopath and sometimes I'm depressed or don't feel anything at all and become self aware.
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>>580301452
I just want to be happy.
The only things that make me actually happy is flying and my whiteboard full of equations.
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>>580298740

nah son, you're a pedo. kill yourself and let that poor girl go.
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>>580303059
You sound like me. My last ex was six years ago. The pussy game was ridiculous--though I have nothing to compare it to. Man, get a Japanese Onahole [superior fleshlight] and try to build your money up so you can fuck chicks on Backpage.
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>>580302134
Have some respect for yourself man.
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>>580298916
Intrusive thoughts are healthy, everyone has those. But when you realise just how much blood a body holds, how someone's terrified gaze can really pierce you... Anon do well to fantasize those thoughts as they cope with aggression yet hold yourself back on action. There is only regret and contempt for what you become if you are irrational enough to feel anger. Although if it is a relentless emptiness -a void, a hunger that needs satiating? Pick that bat up, anon. Liberate yourself and your chosen subjects.
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i LOOOOOOVE sucking dick
just can't get enough

srs
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if i had the chance to kill my dad i probably would without thinking twice
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>>580303401
already got a fleshlight. It's great but not the real thing.
also poorfag here, so hookers aren't really an option.

besides, I really miss the feeling of having someone that I can bury my dick in cuz she wants it, and not for the money.
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>>580302134
Five options. From hardest to easiest.

>Move on and drop all contact with her and everyone else until you have finished grieving.
>Be a feminist and put yourself on dating sites and tinder etc, get over her by satisfying your needs elsewhere. Being a feminist really helps getting ladies. Pretending doesn't work unless you're a good liar, and by good I mean faultless. Faultless.
>Kill her.
>Kill her and everyone you think she's slept with or flirted with.
>Kill yourself.
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i think i want to break up with my boyfriend f 3 years because we've been dating since my sophomore year of high school and i'm about to be in my second semester of college haven't been happy for a while and i feel like i'm missing out on other people who could make me happier and be more like me. But i'm too afraid to leave him because what if i regret it and i'm just being selfish. STRESSFUL
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>>580296747
>9gag
get out faggot
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Lemme go,

> one day ask crush out for a dance at school
> she says yes
> i do nothing at the dance, dont know what do...
> get told im boring
> fuckthis.jpeg
>Slow dance song #1
> do nothing
> Slow dance song#2
> her friend is crying, help her out
> Slowdance song #3
> finnaly dance
> next few days she tells me were just friends
> dafuqniggah.gif

Yeah...
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i love you Marina,why wont you at least like me back ;_;
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>>580304196
Do you like thinking that you're a part of 'the group' by fuelling your elitism and existing ego?
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>>580304327
so... beta...
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>>580304172

Closet whore detected. You'll be like this forever. Just come out of the closet and start sucking cock for cash.
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>>580304327
Because muh friendzone

The same reason you didn't like back the girl that had a crush on you, anon. It's called empathy and it's called growing a spine. People aren't entitled to like you. People are entitled to nothing. Get over it and yourself, it isn't going to happen.
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>>580304498
Finally someone in this thread speaking some sense.
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>>580300862

fuck off mudslime. no one wants you here.
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>>580304157
You mean flawless. Not faultless.
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>>580304402
bad b8
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>>580304157
i got enough girls no worries there and i am not grieving. i am sure i have cheated on her way more than she cheated on me. another reason that i cant let her go. she is way better than most of the girls. and after all she is not very different than me
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>>580301194
theres a guy in this thread who wants to cheat on his PREGNANT WIFE but this girl is a slut? okkkkkkkkkk
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Fuck you mark you piece of shit
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>>580301370
i'm sure your 3 year old cousin wanted your 6 year old dick. wtf.
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>>580304930
I mean faultless. A lie with no faults, no cracks, leaks, smirks, raises of brows, grimaces, glaces, scratchers, movements... I mean faultless. Flawless is better used to describe objects than a person imo.

>>580304953
Ah, thank you for confirming that I was correct in my analysis. You suffer from delusion/denial and respond with ad hominem. Egotism and rejection at its finest. You are the 90% of /b/etas.
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>>580305406
So how many times did you open the thesaurus faggot?
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>>580299316
Reminds me of Dexter
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I'm involved with someone just because I'm tired of being alone. But you shouldn't have said what you did the other night. I was ok thinking it could never happen between us. And now I don't know what to do.
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>>580304145
I feel you, man. I really do. I want the same thing you do. I hope it comes to both of us once we can stop being poorfags and get a career. I'm not pursuing a relationship because I don't have the means to make a woman happy financially. I could probably provide for the other factors amply but I don't think I can half-ass the whole package like that. That's one of the reasons my last relationship went to shit. But best of luck to you.
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I want to an hero.
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>>580303296
So, what's wrong with that? Like I said, the fact that you've got a pilot's license is evidence enough that things are going well for you. Sometimes you have to stop worrying about things that are on the other side of the fence. Sounds to me like you're already doing what you want to be doing.

And if you want to be more social, you're already in the perfect position. You could drop a line about flying in literally any conversation with any person, and have enough to break the ice.

I'm sitting here with obsessions about Star Trek, video games, and weird porn. You're more like a Big Bang Theory fashionable nerd, while I'm a real, creepy nerd.
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>>580305609
Dexter ended on such a shit note. After the Tri-Killer or whatever his name is it's best to just believe everyone involved in the show fell off the face of the Earth.
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>>580305609
It's actually 'bad' advice, don't drive your car there. All it takes is a single coincidence, one person to recognise your car as being out of place. Or a single CCTV camera and you're caught. Also always use shoes different to your size or don't use shoes at all. Boost your height by a few inches. Learn to walk silently (where not using shoes really comes in handy) and do not commit murders on rainy nights or in loci with high dust. Do not use flashlights either. Learn to be able to pick locks instead of forced entry. I could go on tbh...
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Fuck comparative politics, politics is bullshit
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>>580304467
yeah i know,i seem to be a faggot beta only around her
>>580304612
i could only wish it was a friendzone,im sure id work something out,but its actually nothing,shes only an acquaintance to me from her perspective
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im afraid to talk to that cute girl in my class
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>>580305493
Nice you're replying with more of your insecurities, I suppose you can't handle that you can't fluently think of as many synonyms off the top of your head. I did have to check the spelling for ad hominem though anon so you're not wrong ;)
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lately this ex gf is driving me crazy, I mean..I fucking love her. My actual gf have no idea about my feelings of my ex..What to do?
ex gf has a son now, if that fucker werent there i would go back with her...fuck life

pic unrelated
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>>580295647
I just want to fuck black chicks with big booties
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>>580305126
so your gf is a slut for sleeping around, but you're all good even though you've been doing the same fucking thing? with more partners, which you just admitted. you should both KILL YOURSELVES
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i love her, but i can't have her.
i love her, but there's people who love her that are much better than me
i love her, but she'll never love me back the same way i do
i love her, and i'm oh so lonely without her company
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>>580306143
You realise I was satirizing the idea of friendzone? I was using it ironically, it's not real even if you want it to be.
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>>580306348
Nothing wrong with sidepussy. But if you can't keep a secret then you're better off cutting off the ex.
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I have an opportunity to fuck a 8/10 but I'm afraid of betraying my wife.
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i took a video of my sister in law getting ready for the shower. i want to fuck.
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i hate black people
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>>580306320
Really? Its funny how you most likely took one psychology class and think that you can now dissect everyone's emotions and start labeling people with conditions and sicknesses. Believe me, nobody thinks you are the Einstein that you think you are.
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>>580295647
after a month of meeting girls and fuck most of them, today I missed my ex gf
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>>580300882
Played ragnarok?:)
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>>580295647
I've been married 16 years, cheated dozens of times and am currently in an affair.
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So I'm 21 years old and have been talking to a QT 3.14 for a few months now. I have been falling for this girl more and more everytime I talk to her, but as of recently I learned she's only 15 years old, I mean the age of consent is 16 where I live,and she's almost 16 but I kinda feel wrong, so /b/ro's what do?
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>>580306593
No, you're in love with the idea of her (the idea of making her satisfy all of your needs). You are very selfish and it's understandable why she is not interested in you. If you're so isolated and alone without that single individual then you need to learn yourself and learn to love friends. That or use your isolation to develop some critical thinking and analyse people, the world, the life you live in. Develop philosophical ideas and let what attachments you feel for this person dwindle into nothing.

>>580306671
Post the video you faggot.
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>>580306081
Nigger, in which universe does leaving perfect footprints make more sense than wearing shoes if you don't want to get caught?
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>>580306705
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>>580298245
It's a great tool if used correctly. If you're able to control it and not become a dumb fucking pothead you can really do some good shit.
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>>580306705
I have never taken a psych class in my life. If you stopped rejecting ideas because of fear and other people because of anxiety you'd find more happiness in your life anon.
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I just wanna go back to normal
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I'll be failing my exam this friday, kinda sucks really...
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It's like you know I'm trying to tell you something!
Just let me tell you I love you so you can reject me already and I can move on
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>>580295647
Im addicted to oxycodone, i drink way too much and i think im autistic. People generally hate me and im super socially awkward. Fuck me running.
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>>580307314
Whats wrong anon?
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>>580295647
I hate myself and I wish I have never existed
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im fat im addicting to vidya have almost no friends dont want to go to the gym alone and stopped jogging my grades suck failed my drivers exam and i still dont give a fuck
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I really think everyone who views these forums are pathetic losers who have absolutely no life.

I believe youre all pathetic and never had to deal with anything happen in your life.

I believe that having my professional career threatened, my creative career destroyed, my identity stolen, my privacy raped, my love life severely affected, my self esteem destroyed, my life threatened, my house under cia and fbi survellance, the thought of having people I thought I cared about potentially killed, and amongst other things a lot of other shit I had to put up with... I view all of you as purposeless retards... with no sense of how the real world works...

If I didnt have a girl i loved die in a car accident, two friends kill themselves, a girl whom I assumed was a moderator cut herself on here, my life threated at gun point twice by knife a few times, and thats actually just starting to scratch the "hurt" ive experienced...

I WOULD wish death on all of you...
But a pointless existence of failure i satisfying enough for me...

ban me if you life...
I'll never return to 4chan... land of the retards
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I've got a bitch holding me off while she dates another guy. I want to leave but I'm so afraid.
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I fucking hate acne.
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>>580295647

I still love him. I wish I didn't.
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>>580307291
>fear
>antisocial
>anxiety
I was right. Thanks for proving my point, I'll see you later when you are at the end of a rope in your room next to your cheetos
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I lost my best friend and my job that I loved. Twice. Once in 2008, 2.5 months apart. Then again lose my best friend before Halloween this year then my job last week, so 2.5 weeks... So now likely in 2020, it'll be 2.5 days. Fuck. On top of that, will be homeless in 6 weeks. Last resort plan if I can't get a job: sell all my possessions and head to southern USA where it's warmer and just survive. Dammit...
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My wife of 5 years only wants to have missionary style sex with her on top. Doesn't want to experiment with other positions, toys, going down on each other, nothing. I just want to work up the balls to tell her that I want anal and her to dress like a total bimbo just once.
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>>580298115
is ded or alive
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>>580307598
Without going into too much detail, something really bothered me back in February and not a single day has gone by without me obsessing over it. It's just been so long I'm afraid I'll never let it go
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i cant study i just cant but i need too if i did not study in this month i will get fucked all my life uhh fuck studying:( and i want to leave my fucking country
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>>580306591
i didnt say im all good you fag. i just try to say it and get it off my chest but you virgin fag don't let me by suggesting that i kill myself
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>>580307070
You wear 4 pairs of socks with 2 layers of strong latex binding them together. Hurts your feet but is provides disillusion to the size of your feet if you do leave footprint if you have to deviate, by traversing through dirt or mud or disrupting a layer of dust. There is no trace if used intelligently and the sound of footprints are usually droned out by lights, insects or the wind.

If you're a pussy ass bitch and can't handle binding your feet for untraceable murders then hence the larger shoes, because you may as well attempt something to disguise the perpetrator. It should be noted that the shoes must be bought from several towns away and brand new. Unused until the time of the murder. Wearing your shoes is the worst thing you can do. This is why you should avoid close and bloody encounters. It adds for unnecessary variables and too many areas to fuck up but if that's your thing then who am I to say you aren't to indulge yourself.
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>>580298183
I loved her too guy, problem is shes noncommittal, and a wee bit batshit.
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