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Shit... what did I get myself into?
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U'll see :p
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>>580252074
well youve made it just go help with her hw today

its code for fuck town
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>>580252229
topkek'd
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Show up with your implements and when she is unconscious load her into your truck and take her to your basement dungeon.
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>>580252229
Answer this OP
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say ima put my head between your legs
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pancackes
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>>580252074
if u wanna bang her just imply it faggot or she'll think ur a pervert

imply it and bang her when the time comes she won't feel guilt/whaever if it's impulsive
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Jesus son if you're going to ask what you got yourself into, you're a sad retarded fuck.

If you had to come here for analysis then you're gonna fuck it up hard. I look forward to reading about your beta disaster in a future beta/spaghetti green text story thread
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Go all in! She knows what you mean, she just wants you to say it. She is totally game!
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Don't be a faggot, OP. Just reply with something mildly suggestive (or very flirty if you want to play it safe), and take it from there.
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>>580252074

>sexy homework
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These mixed signals. I think I just fucked it up.
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>>580252962
you fucked it
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>>580252074
Oh fuck spergelord,looks like its time to beta out.
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>>580252962
Just dont respond, she'll think she fucked up.there's a reason she responded dude.
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>>580252962
you did fuck up
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Just reply something like "You're going to see after the hw". Before the hw maybe she'll ask "We need to do the hw to let me know what was that?" THEN YOU GO!
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>>580252962
I'm going to take bring spongebob the movie, so we can watch it after we're done with your hw.
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>>580252962
>>580253112
this OP. cut the conversation.
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>>580252074
>homework
underage detected
saged and reported
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>>580252962
QUICK SEND 5 MORE WINKY FACES
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Maybe fucked, maybe not. Be more direct in the future (but not perverted).
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>>580252962
Plan something exciting to do with her besides sex and pretend you didn't mean to sound so much like a rapist.
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>>580252962
>Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Underaged teenager detected, don't respond anymore. Find an actual woman.
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>>580252962
I brought Connect Four for after ;))
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>>580252962
Say you meant like a movie or some shit if you wanna try and save it
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>>580253359
This
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Want to wait and find out or want to know right now? ;)
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>>580252962
Wow... You fucking suck at this.
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>>580253359
My nigga
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>>580253235
>hw
could mean alot of other things

>hog wrestling
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>>580253576

OP done goofed.

She wants the d
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>>580252962
You fucked it up with the ":P" smiley.
Should've been ";)".
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>>580253630
Kek
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>>580253576
Well now youre not getting laid idiot. Youre gonna be watching Bugs Life all day with blue balls.
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>>580253576
fake
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>>580253576
go for "plz respond". always works. lets the madam know that are truelly interested in an answer. hoes dig that stuff.
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>>580253689
this
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>>580253576
omg now you fucked up, shit nigga, fuck, you making me feel bad for you, god
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>>580252074
cooking
cleaning
vagina
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>>580253729
We're already supposed to see each other on Saturday, Thanksgiving and Black Friday so I'll have plenty of chances to bang her, just not tomorrow... maybe.
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>>580253576
you done goofed m8
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>>580253735
and if that doesnt work (i doubt that) say i love you
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>>580252962
care dude
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this is now a cringe thread
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>>580253576
Jesus fucking CHRIST. You are LITERALLY terribbblllee at this. I cannot, I CANNOT believe you said "what did you think I meant?"

Just fucking add some more winky faces, short-hand words, and laughing faces in there while you're at it. In fact, why don't you go ahead and just say "what did you think I meant? that I was going to fuck you? weirdo, idiot, stupid, dumbass. hahah XDXD lololol"

You HAVE to be underage. You have to be.
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>>580253785
>>580253845

betafags

op is smooth as shit
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>underage b&
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>>580253576
>Weirdo.
why
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reply playing uno what did you think I was going to say?
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>>580253729
He could save it with alot of making out and heavy petting during the movie.
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>>580252229
kek'd
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>>580253576
WHAT. THE. FUCK. YOU WASTED THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
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>>580253576
>nearly 2015
>being this obvious
holy shit.
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>>580253576
>weirdo
you might as well tell her your a turbo virgin
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>>580253983

MODS
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>>580253576
Ummmmmmmmmmm
okayyyy
>ok
Ummmmmmmmmmm
ok
>not ok

you fucked up OP
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It was already implied that we were going to fuck and I don't think anything I say will change that. To be honest, I probably should have just left it alone but I can still salvage this.
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>>580254027
Sause?
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>>580254205
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>>580254205
say: oh? do you want something else to happen?
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>>580253729
Are you trying to say that Bugs Life isn't a good movie?
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>>580253576
you fucked up man, it's over
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>>580254205
OP she is creeped the fuck out.You ain't getting no poon from her,believe that.
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>>580254205
You're incredibly lucky she's salvaing this for you by ignoring your inane and asinine bullshit and flattening your heightened autism out with her reassuring words.

But holy fuck, man. I hope you're not this awkward in person.
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tell her:

What are we gonna do? Well we could do that faggot homework you have due about timbucktwo while we watch franklin tie his timberland shoes.... then watch a movie maybe make some babies I mean we can watch a movie called the ladies man, man...

Sorry im practicing how to become a rap god
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>>580254260
Camp Sherwood.
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>>580254205
Still wants the D, dodged a bullet OP

End it now - ''OK, see you tomorrow''
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I'v been thinking about fucking you for quite some time. I can't believe my dreams are about to become a reality.
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>>580254205
just say "you are gonna eat this bitch" and bloom a pic of your dick
thats how alphas do it
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>>580254205
Keep us updated tomorrow OP!
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>>580254205
You good with that. Say nothing else. Pick a good movie and plan to stay out
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>>580254205
But we can watch it naked
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>>580254205
Always stop texting at climax, now go do ya thang tomorrow. Godspeed OP
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>>580254205

by the way she replied she understands youre not being yourself. keep us up to date for tmrw bye op
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General rule of thumb with texting....

Never say anything you wouldnt say in person.
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>>580254205
Ask her what kind of movies she likes to watch while fucking
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you dumb beta bitch

you should have ignored her, showed up without any homework 2 hours late, and stuck your tongue in her ass
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>>580254205
Now, either call it quits while you've broken even or change the topic.
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>>580252074
in the meantime, post her pics
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>>580252074
make it depending on the anon who rolls... 69?
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So this is how you Mormons court each other? Interesting
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>What did you think I meant, weirdo?
LEL
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>>580253112
yup
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>>580254205
oh and we gonna fuck.
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>>580254205
just say "cut the bs girl, les fuk babbi."
or remain a beta without any self respect
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>>580254603
But you can say everything you want in person as long as you have the right body language/intonation
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You know what sounds good, the sound of a yes
So make the good sound, sex?
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>>580254541
never stop texting at the climax...
Just keep texting boring and simple as fuck.

Texting at a climax or even leaving a conversation in the midst of the climax underlines bad social intelligence, then again this is 4 chaaaaan
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>>580254647
>her pics
you surely meant her *nude* pics
OP must delivar
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>>580254205
we'll bang, ok?
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>>580253238
>Topcock
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Seriously do you wanna fuck or not? I have other shit to do than do fucking calculus and watch a bugs life.
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Fuck. My lame ass gf is trying to cockblock me.
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>>580255056
this guy
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>>580255056
invite her for threesome
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I could shower you with kisses
If she sounds alarmed, mention the pack of chocolates you bought yesterday
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>>580255056
Send a screenshot of this to her. Enjoy your breakup.
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>>580255148
kek
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>>580255148
AND share pics with your /b/ros who helped you
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>>580255056
you overdid it, nobody will believe this
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>>580255056
say what nigga?
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>>580255229
this guy gets it
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Are you into anal?
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OP just start the convo over again plz for max lulz

I'll bring a movie over but I doubt we'll be watching it much
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Threesome or all this talking is pointless.
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>>580254857

Uh... kind of true but you usually have to work up to saying what you want... personally I never really insinuate anything unless I can tell she is getting turned on by it- which then I have to weigh up the pros and cons- likeilood of her flaking etc etc...

But basically through a couple years of texting you realize its absolute nonsense.

Set up a date. Thats it.
If she likes you she'll meet you up.
If not whatever.

when you get "good understandings" of what works for you, you can say pretty much anything.

I blatently harass people pretty much at this point but im such a self-righteous prick about it that you can't take me seriously... and if they do, i have the calibration to meet them half way.... or to completely suck them into my reality...

Its fun... go out and pimp it if you like!

Like the shit I say to girls is just obnoxious... but my rational is at least they know what kind of fuck im going to be before we get to the bedroom.... as in if im saying bizzarre crazy shit to them face to face... they know in the bedroom I'm going to be trying to get into their head at the same time...

Someguys just like going straight caveman too... it really doesnt matter.

But just own whatever the fuck you say.
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>>580253735
kek
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This is about as much proof that I'm willing to give to prove I'm not fucking around.
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>>580252074
>not saying "my homework"

faggot
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>>580255586
the weeknd is shit
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>>580255586
who the fuck still uses firefox lol
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>>580255586
Fuck the right one and try to fuck the ex, where's the problem?
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>>580255769
People who enjoy their privacy.

How are you, normie?
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>>580255769

I do
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>>580255056
Ask tits as a gift
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Sex
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>>580255769
people who know about computers or care about software being open-source
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>>580255586
Op show us photo if the bitch you gone hw with
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>>580255586
whos hotter, gf or new chick
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>>580252962
dont pretend to be casanova man, just be straight up with her rather than saying something which obviously took you a while to come up with
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>>580255907
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>>580253576
Shoulda said, "You wil be doing my bonework. Get it? ;)"
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>>580255586
faggot
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>>580255586
Your profile picture looks like you took it with your girlfriend.
Other chicks dig a guy in a relationship just because of "commitment" or some shit. OP, don't be afraid to do something ballsy.
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>>580252074
Pics of each girl OP. You're so close to not being a faggot
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>>580254436
how far are they now?
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>>580255903
New chick, by far. I'm probably gonna cheat on my gf with this new chick.
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>>580256064
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>>580255586
scroll down your facebook home page and take another screenshot i want to read what that says

block out what you want just do it for me broseph
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>>580256167
It's my birthday, I choose when and I want it now
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>>580256167
>[
You are the fucking king man
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>>580256203
It's women logic nigger
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Kill him, and fuck with her cut head :3
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op = dirty little beaner
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Ready for the real kicker? They're friends.
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>>580256167
she looks butt ugly bro
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>>580252074
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>>580256571

/thread
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>>580256556
Treading into dangerous territory
Decide if u wanna keep the girlfrind long term
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Yo dude honestly, if you are not careful people will fuck with your life soon, you will forget to censor something and then we will be all over this
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>>580256571
pussy is pussy, just do her from behind
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>>580256556
You're a faggot for cheating on your g/f, bro.
Be loyal for fuck's sake. You make me sick.
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>>580252738
this
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They're both ugly as fuck but the asian is uglier.

Either way you lose OP.
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>>580256167
Post a picture of new chick so we can know shes not a total fucking horse
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2nd grill looks fat
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>>580256556
Wtf I would have no shame cheating since your gf isn't exactly the best
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>>580256737
This pretty much.
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>>580253576
Wait what
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>>580256167
then just dump your gf and hook up with her friend. cheating is a shitty thing to do
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Hello /b/,

What is your opinion about dupsteb music? My favorite dupsteb artists are Skrilecks and Tiesto. Any other good artists out there?

>pic related, it's me
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>>580253840
>i'll have plenty of chances to bang her
Until you don't. You're gonna postpone everytime cause you're scared and end up in the friendzone
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>>580255586
>>580256215
>>580256556
i was going to find out for shits and giggles but after scrolling through ~750 i got bored

someone take over. someone start at bottom, mid and top go from there
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>>580256556
OP, I think I know her? She lives in Ohio?
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>>580256775
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>>580256890
What if you think your girlfriend will either commit suicide or drop out of college and fail at life if you broke up with her?
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OP pls you're a fat neckbeard
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>>580256556
>maggie
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>>580256909
damn man yyou alpha as fuck playa
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>>580256979
Too soon junior
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>>580257016
Are you not talking to her anymore?

If so your thread is gonna turn on you.
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>>580257016
you screwed up, faggot
should let her drawn in her own imagination.
>bitches loves misterious
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>>580256979
add that they are male
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>>580257016
op dun fucked up
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>>580256167
Someone screen cap this and send to OP's current GF
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>>580257159
That's just unfollowing the posts, you still like the page...
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>>580257249
what is a misteroiu?
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You totally should have gotten tit pics it is your birthday after all.
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>>580257159
got some white knights and overall faggots after you dont you OP? Youre still a cheating scum tho
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>>580252074
omg you fking noob. good job on not being smooth
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>>580257124
Lel
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>>580256979
1.7 MILLION LIKE IT
ur fucking stupid for thinking u can find him
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>>580257103
Got damn that dude uuuuugly
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>>580257403
bunch of retards
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rose lucio
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>>580257519
can't we just google his profile picture
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>>580253576
>ruining it even more
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Dude, just fuckin deactivate your profile for a few days if u wanna preserve your social life
You've got hell hounds on your trail
U can always get em tits next bday
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Please white knight this pussy.
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>>580257034
and shed be totally okay if she ever found out you were cheating? either break up or dont cheat.youre not helping her if youre staying in a relationship you dont care about
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You should try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkqk4LN3ngM

I love your style, we should chat :)

>f, NL, 19
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>>580256979
>Ritu Rani - teacher

Which school is that?
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Arturo Rojas
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>>580257519
he searched for people who like FX AND 93.7 you stupid twat
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>>580257816
holy smokes get a load of this faggot
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>>580257519
The search combo was people who like 93.7 the beat AND Street FX Motorsport.

His name also starts with R.
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>>580256167
is she indonesian?
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>>580257816
Yeah, I was gonna break up with her soon anyway. She's nice a girl but she's not for me.
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>>580257519
are you retarded? hes cheking for people who like both pages, that slashes the number by a lot
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Facebook's normal URL / rose.lucio.3

IT HAS BEEN DONE!
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>doxing intensifies
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Maggie Goscinski
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>>580258008
which pic gave you the starts with R? im obviously a huge faggot for missing that fact
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>>580258082
What do you mean, she's not for you?
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ahahaahaha this dude here thinking he is gone get laid. blahahahahahahaahha . youd gone try some moves on that chick(which thinks you nothing more then a friend) she will squeal on your gf and the only way you gone get laid is by selling your ass at craiglist
but yeh good luck
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>>580258123
good fucking job, now let the fun begin
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>>580258123
Gz. What was your modus operandi ?
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>>580257598
>>580257889
>>580258191
Figure it out faggots
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>>580256784
She looks fine..
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>>580258191
>Maggie Goscinski
goddamn y'all niggas quick to find people lmfao
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>>580258123
>>580257013
so you did know her? if you werent already friends with her what facebook search did you use to find the profile? i must know for science
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>>580258008
his girlfriends name starts with an r not his
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>>580258123
>>580258191
>>580257889
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tell the new girl you wanna bone that you're gonna bring over some taxes that you can work on together. It works every time, trust me.
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>>580256556

Your gf's fuck ugly /b/ro, but your posts also prove that you're too much of a socially retarded virgin faggot to get the 6.5/10 friend you're watching Bugs Life with.
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Maggie Goscinski is new girls name

FB maggie.goscinski.3
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>>580258123
Oh fuck! OP You better hide yo shit before it gets real.
Waiting incase shit does get real
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>>580258123
ITS YABBENING
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>>580258231
She roped me into a relationship after our first date. I wasn't really looking for anything serious but I guess it turned into a serious relationship after like 2 months.
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>>580258123
AWWWE SHIIIIIIIIEEEEE

ITS TIME, MANN THE CANNONS, FORM THE LINES, DRAW SWORDS, FOR ARMAGEDON

FFRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOMMMMMM
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>>580255586
>>580258205
>>580258348
Yeah sorry, i meant his GF.
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>>580255769
Huuuuuuuuurrrrrr fucking durrrrrr I'm a rah-tard and use chrome. Eat cock until you die from a cock overdose you fucking casual scum. Don't bother replying I'm already going to fuck your mom for what you said you gay bitch.
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this new bitch is /maggie.goscinski.3
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Send thread links to both before this 404s!
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>>580258437
Shut up ya fag
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OP COMFORT FOR FAT NECKBEARD!!!!
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"fuck you" op happy birthday niggah!
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>>580256979
pic of OP
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Oopsie-daisy, you've let /b/ know;

-Your name
-Address
-Family's name + addresses
-Girlfriend
-Chick you tried to get jiggy with

Gg, no re.
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>>580258530
oh my god
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Typical 17 year old response. You didn't fuck up OP, she just doesn't know how to make advances... Go get some tommorow
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run OP RUN!
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>>580258346
>>580258346
>>580258346
THIS

fucking answer this

i need more detective skills in my arsenal for future blackmailing
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op is kill
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dat moonface
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>>580258530
ding ding
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GOOD NEWS MOTHERFUCKERS
http://4archive.org/b/thread/580252074

GET ARCHIVEDDDDD.

Also, see attached image.
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AWWW FK
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OP https://www.fb .com/profile.php?id=100000234425311
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>>580258530
ANALLY ANNIHILATED
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>>580258402
This is what will happen
>he comes over with a shitty movie
>tries being flirty
>will fail miserably, as he's hitting on gf's friend
>friend will tell gf
>since gf = ugly, she will hate him, but never leave him
>eventualy, she will cheat on him.

Q.E.D
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You are a cutie OP
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What next /b/
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how the fuck are you guys able to dox this well,that is beyond me
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>>580258654
owned owned owned
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>>580258594

doubt that's gonna happen now, anon

OP will probably end up shooting himself
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>>580258654
RIP OP
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>>580258648
That not a moon...
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You morons never learn do you...
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rose.lucio.3 is the facebook for his girlfriend if anyone wants to rat this cheating faggot out
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>>580258564
at least he has a gf
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too soon?
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>>580258205
here we go
>>
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Hi Maggie! Dump his sorry arse.
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You never cease to amaze me, /b/.
I love you. You glorious bastards.
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>>580258552
Fite me
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>>580258752
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>>580258648
I puked
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OP got absolutely murdered.
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Ah, I see that OP used a tactic that I used before.
He just copy paste the profile pic of the girl and that fat neckbeard. And then he just edited the text to make it look like it was real.
You guys can't seriously have fallen for this?
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>op hur dur im alpha
fat neckbeard with no moves
my god my sides
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lmao you guys are assholes
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Op is a neckbeard Faggot
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>>580258654
AWWW SHIT NIGGA
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>>580258530
KEK. now find the girls and message them and tell them whats hapening 4epicbread
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This thread, it is win!

Retard OP got what was coming for him
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Told /profile.php?id=100000234425311&pnref=lhc.rel
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>>580252229
Dude's a wizard <3
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>kek
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>>580258940
even better we gotta spam them with links to the thread, as well as his gf
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>>580258654
r.I.p op
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>>580256775
Juliee do the thing!
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>>580258836
Why would any girl let him tough her, he's got Fuckin infantile pubes hanging from his face
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>>580258803
hahahahahahaahaaaahahahahah . dude get real
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nigga shoulda kept this shit to himself. Now its all ovaaaaaa
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>>580252074
Fuck her, dipshit
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:D
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topkek
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>>580258913
We may very well be, but were just looking out for the femanon's afterall.
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>>580259034
ikr
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>>580259034
Oh my god

You cant call this music

>OP: "i'm so sad and deep hur dur"
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OP has abandoned thread
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>>580258803

Not anymore
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Lmaooooo OP you could be my fat twin dude no lie, we both live in houston and im assuming ur a beaner too. Its a trip to see a fatter version of yourself.

>tfw Im mutual friends with your now ex
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Yall niggas are fucked up. Holy shit.
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>>580259153
That's OP you absolute fucking retard.
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>>580258836
holy fuck this guy has such a punchable face
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>>580259153
you send this to OP you fuckface
topkek to you
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>>580258803
>at least he has a dog*

Fixed that for you
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>>580259243
go back to 9gag then you fucking prick
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>>580253576
what the fuck did you do that for, ruined it
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>>580252074
Still here op?
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Goddamn I love this site.>>580258530
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ITT: OP tried to brag about some ugly bitch wanting his dick and got royally fucked over
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this nigga even lights up
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>>580258605
>>580258605
>>580258605

YA ANSWER !
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There is nothing more despicable than an omega who thinks he's an alpha
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>>580259153
what a retard
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>>580259261
It looks like that could be a group chat with op and the two girls, not sure though
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>>580258530
I went to high school at a Cyprus Creek HS
Huh. There might be more than one tho.
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This is dedicated to all of you bro's who made this thread worth it. kek'd.
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No mutual friends = no notification of messages (must check 'other' folder)
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>>580252229
>>
ahahah that`s OP nice job
>>
The person who we think is OP isn't even friends with the new girl.

You guys are stupid.
>>
if this thread dies, we MUST have a new one.
i want to see whar hapens to poor OP
>>
and this is why you don't EVER show your face, or anyone you know's face on /b/

Opie you deserved this
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>>580256726
>oldfag detected
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>>580259432
Kek'd

OP, you went all silent? What is up?
>>
>>580252074
Holy shit OP, how can you start a thread if you and your gf are so disgusting creatures?
>>
Now is the time OP needs to ask the question "what did i got myself into?"
because.now her fucked lol
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>>580259520
Just waiting to happen
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This thread is why you shouldn't use Fakebook.
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how does a nice cold sweat shower feels like OP? kek
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>>580259480
probably unfriended her once he saw he was fucked
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>>580252229
>
>>
lmfao 10/10 run for your fucking life OP. get owned lmaooooo
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done
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>>580252074
into her va-jay jay
>>
your typical b/tard
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Are there any pics of OP and the GF kissing or anything? It could be her brother or something for all we know.
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top kek

his gf killed him
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this is so funny. We are leejun XDDD
SEND HIM PIZZA :DDDDD
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lellelelel fucking awsome work /b/
>>
waiting to pull the plug on this nigga
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>>580259814
Kill yourself
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This thread type shall officially be know as "Let's Play: Find That Faggot"
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>>580259545
life - ruined
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>580258530
we have winrar
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>>580258123
Hide yo kids. Hide yo wives.
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>>580259739
smh
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>>580259759
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This thread just made my fucking week. I love you /b/
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>>580259814
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
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Looking over OP's profile, it is obvious that he is a complete retard with serious faggot issues. No friends, incoming break-up, and no Bugs Life
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>>580256979
CHOOSE RITU RANI
>but check for Venus
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>>580259972
+ comments top kek
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>>580258530
OP fucked up
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>>580259739
OP is also shit skinned. What makes these disgusting beaners think their life means anything???
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>>580259982
Good job, guys.
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Arturo dun goofed
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Someone else needs to know what he's done...
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Someone should warn @HCCDistrict on twitter that OP might blow up the school
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>>580252074
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>>580260135
Rolling for Jessica
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>>580258654
op is kill
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>>580260274
reroll
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>>580258890
This. Fucking. This. A thousand times.
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what if op commits suicide now
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>>580259352
are you retarded?
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>>580260192
OH GOD
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OP is kill.

topkek
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>>580260192
I second this motion.
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>>580260274
rick roll
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>>580260135
Uh oh. Shit will get REALLY real. Send to Jessica and Maria.
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>>580260347
We'll laugh?
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>>580260347
Oh well.
He's fine.
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>>580259739
Seems to me this dude is a racist. What do you think?
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I've just thought, OP could be trolling in a crafty way.

>Makes a bait thread he knows anons will fall for
>Wait for inbox notifications of the two accounts
>Collect names of /b/tards
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Hey guys, one more!
Search for "Mónica Quimji", Portugal. She cheated on her bf, HE DOES NOT KNOW! What we do?
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>>580260467
i think he is a bit anti-social
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LOL damn OP... you got fucked
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>>580260467
Who on /b/ isn't?
Thread replies: 363
Thread images: 79
Thread DB ID: 21809



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