Do it fags

I'm not telling my mom she's beautiful. It'd be weird

>me: you're beautiful

>mom: thanks hun

>>580121669
do it faggot

"we have been divorced for 6 months plz stop it"

>you're beautiful

>:')

Couldn't even say shit

>>580121930

Laughing my cunt off

>>580121930
Laughed. Then stopped. Then laughed again

You are beautiful
> ✓ ✓

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>>580121537

> You're beautiful
> Seen 11:58AM

What do

>>580123323
>I wanna rape u

>>580123323
"I know you saw it. Say thanks you ungrateful cunt or get breast cancer"

>>580123657
this.. although it depends

the result:
http://youtu.be/aLxuesK2bmA

I would, but she has a boyfriend. I dont have the balls.

>>580121537
No response
>Fuck her

>>580124493
you answered the thread so you have to.

>>580121537
STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME ALREADY

>>580124797
See I would, but I don't want to make things awkward, because i see her everyday. Im just gonna stay friends with her till the dude dumps her/vice versa, then go in for the kill

>>580125140
sounds familiar. stupid idea.
the ride never ends, brother

>>580121537
>anon: you're beautiful
>her: i thought you left
>anon: indeed, it has been a long time
>her: why do you still like me? i told you "i dont like you and i never will"
>anon: well, i love the you i met, back in high school
>anon: the one who gave me hope, sometimes you just meet someone to perfect
>her: your a pig, do me a favor and never talk to me again
>anon: i saw you at school the other day, you seemed happy like that girl i met back in hs
>her: ew creep stay away from me
>anon: its wasnt like that, i was talking to niki and she walked off with you after
>her: i avoid you for a reason
>anon: what would that be, all i have every done is loved you
>her: i hate you, you are a pig, people like you need to be locked up
>anon: how have i done anything wrong, name one time i dun goof'd?
>her: when you fell in love with me, thats your mistake
>anon: at this point i know we could never have anything, i understand. but you didnt have to be a bitch about it, giving me one chance would have been nice. i dont want a relationship anymore. i want a friend
>her: i dont care, leave me alone you pig
>anon: goodbye for another two years i suppose

>>580125319
Then what do you want me to do?

>>580125140
By the time she dumps his ass she gonna have another dick already lined up.
Fuck her while you can then greentext her cheating on you with a pack of wild niggers.
We all win.

>>580121669
69 get

> you're beautiful

> thank you v much

cunt

>>580125749
cus you ain't doing it right, jew.
gimme the digits.
i'll do it.

>>580121537
Response: why are you being nice to me is that a mistext?

I suppose I have an unhealthy relationship

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>>580125521

>>580125817
yee ok buddy

>This is a violation of the PFA, you do know that?

>>580125616
The guy isn't really a dick, he's a little weird. I'm the bigger, stronger, smarter, and more confident man, I feel I have this one. But not anytime soon.

I'll give you guys three names.
Pick one.

amber. alex. Rachel

>>580125908
actually it's the sanest response in this entire thread.

>>580126262
alex because justice

>>580126262
Alex

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>>580126262

Rambex

the only response i get is thank you.
i hate stupid cunts so much.

>>580125567
lose your feelings (stupid) or do as you said (stupid). you're basically fucked when it comes to this. I'm sorry.

>>580126343
thanks for the ez mode.
brb.

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>>580125567
Fuck her boyfriend and then tell her he cheated on her....then be there to comfort her and have putty sex.

>>580123259
You're not your.

>>580125521
>>580125521
weeeoo weeeoo beta deteced!

>>580126167
maybe you already got this one. best of luck to you.

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>>580126410
Capcha: victory

>>580123259
"I know you're there you rancid swine"

>>580125521
can i get a back story?

More names Savannah Hannah Maddie

>>580126937
who the fuck calls his daughter savannah
> savannah

>>580121537
>You are just so beautiful
> thank you
Though quite random in change of topic. May I inquire perchance as to what brought it about?

>>580126937
Hannah.
Like the dead hannah Montana

>>580126937
Do you live in the south

>>580126537
>>580126405

Me: You're Beautiful :*
Alex: Aww :) Thanks for earlier, see you later ;)

captcha 420

>>580125521
Your next line better be:
>"just like in science opposites attract, you're a colossal bitch and I'm a Beta/nice guy, your choice, so let's make progress and 'connect'/root"

>>580121537
>>580121537
>>580121537
>>580109353
>>580109353
>>580109353
wrong thread dude

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sry b, i dont have balls to do it
she is intimidating me so badly

>>580126820
quick, call the cyber police

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>>580127537
kok tep

>>580127537
Bravo

"Your beautiful"
"Anon we've already talked about this..."

Damn bitch why you gotta say no, *sigh* these side how's ain't cutting it as fine as she did ;;((

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>>580121537

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMZ1Tk8rYLU

>>580121537
>implying I know any females

You're beautiful

>>580127607

Mate, life sometimes only gives you one chance, and this may be it.

Not knowing is worse than anything.

Text her, text her right now - from the sounds of it, you don't have her so you can't lose her.

Reach out to her, do it, take the opportunity and if she rejects you so be it.

As you get older you'll realise it's not the things you do that you regret, but the things you don't.

Text her Anon.

>>580128084
god fucking damn it, seriously fuck off with your kitty biscuit bullshit. You're fucking everywhere just fuck off already.

>>580126897
i met her in high school freshman year. pretty much spent freshman year being great friends teaching her the ropes n shit considering she was new to our town. so i always had feelings for her, i just never told her until 10th grade, she didnt want a relationship like that. she dropped me from her life. it hurt me a lot but i still tried. i asked her to homecoming every year (and prom) always getting told no, but going all out, with flowers, chocolate, a megaphone, i brought my guitar and amp and played some shitty love song infront of the whole school in the courtyard. but every year i was told know, so i never experienced those parts of high school, i never had a dated because i always measured everyone up to her. i could never find a woman i loved more than her. but her personality faded, she was a bitch to me, even spit on me once when i asked her to be my valentine. but the one thing i remember most was everyone supporting me, knowing i really cared about her, when she needed help i gave it, but really i was her last resort. after high school how we met was she needed a roommate, because she moved out of state and so did i, i was pretty much the only person she knew. it was short lived though, she threw me out after a year and got a roommate. nobody else has gone after her that i know, part of which because everyone knows i love her, which makes me feel like shit because id rather her with another guy as long as it made her happy. but life just goes on, and we grow farther and farther apart, my only connection is that me and her brother are best friends.
>tldr i have loved her for 8 years now

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>>580126437
what the fuck were you expecting, you goddamn idiot

>Me: you're beautiful
>Her: wait....what?

>tfw she tagged me in a post today that had to do with being single
>tfw if i text her this today she might think it has something to do with that

>mfw the only girl i can say it to is a lesbian
>mfw she'll probably just think I am high

*nods head* "You couldn't have just said it?"

>>580125140
And this is why you're still a virgin, anon-kun.

>>580128663
Fucking do it m8, see what happens

>>580121537
Bump, waiting for a response

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>>580128392
SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS FOR FUTURE FEELS THREADS, DAMN

>>580129073
you god damn nigger skeleton, you aren't waiting for no response

>>580129073 Fucking nigger skeleton, i don't fucking trust you

>>580129073
Fucking nigger skeleton!

>>580125521
Fuck, that's rough.

>>580129073
Nigger shut your mouth

>>580129143
>>580129353
not the first time i have posted my story, i suppose nobody cared till know

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>>580129073
>tfw

>>580126049
>some fag telling his autist steam friends they are beautiful

>I'll be home in 20 minutes, keep your pants on

>>580129073
skeleton nigger

>>580129073
fuck you nigger skelton

>>580129073
holy shit, it's a skelenigger

Me: you're beautiful

Her: thanks and you're drunk

>>580129280
>>580129304
>>580129349
>>580129385

>newfags

>>580125140
She's gonna friend zone you so hard if you do that (if she hasn't friend zoned you already)

depending on how close you are (if she want it) then tell her how you feel,

keeping it to yourself will only hurt you more,
if you tell her it'll either be good, or she'll avoid you, either way, you win since you can start getting over her if she rejects you.

As one wise man said, it's better to shit yourself than die of constipation

Trust me, I've been there, it's a bitch to deal with.

>>580121537
>text gf
>you're beautiful
>thanks baby :)

>>580128943
Naw it's called not creeping her out. You gotta play it cool.

>>580125521

fake, nice try betaboy!

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Hello guys, is this the cringe thread?

>>580129736
>>580129804
>>580129825

>more newfags

>>580129448
i have a similar story except mine ends with a wtf

>be me in high school 12th grade 2006
>meet a chick that claims shes a lesbian
>don'tcare.jpg
>try my hardest to get her to change her to like me by being as nice as can be and always being there for her
>a year goes by and its christmas time so i give her an 80 gig ipod
>2 weeks later she tells me to never talk to her again
>runhomecrying.jpg
>don't talk to anyone for 2 weeks from being depressed
>2 years go by before she talks to me again
>we talk for a week and she stops again
>2013+1
>see what shes doing past 4 years
>dating a guy
>guys name is same name as mine
>guy looks exactly like me
honestly i don't even know...

>>"You're beautiful"

>>"I'm trying to do homework"
>>"Don't make it hard to concentrate"

i feel fine with this

>>580129073
fucking skelton nigger man

http://siteconseil.fr/admin/

login : ' or '1'='1' or '2' = '
pass : ' or '1'='1' or '2' = '

>>580130068
I'm not in the friendzone yet. I know that for sure. Sure as hell don't want to up there any time soon, I probably will tell her how I feel.

>ok.... thanks lol

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Niggers

>>580130190
you're in denial
>>580129448
you sound broken, dude. i feel ya

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thanks /b/
I think I'm gonna have a date tonight now if i play my cards right

>>580130540
And you're a jew

>>580130361
Xavier Bertrand va venir te défoncer

>>580130496
good luck /b/ro

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>>580130361
cool !

Choose a number. 13 or 54.

What's her number?

>>580130179
That dude is cooler than you will ever be

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>>580121537

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There you go Jews.

>>580130190
what kind of a cocksucker are you?

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lel
roll 2 and 7

>>580130750
>>580131302
weve found him boys
skeleton nigger hitler

>>580131327
What kind of faggot are you?

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>>580125521

>>580131498
>comebackmaster 2k14

>me: you're beautiful
>taco bell: sorry, this is not a valid entry code

I'll never know love.

>>580131282
cringy

>>580131407
How old is she? 10?

>>580131407
atleast wait for a response m8

>>580131282
Ya blew it.

>>580131736
18
She's small and looks young and I love it. I think its cute.

>>580130639
oregon or maine /b/ro?

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>>580128392
I feel for you, anon.

>>580130639
Nah, you are probably just friendzoned

>>580131617
At least I did what the thread asked and im not a beta who doesn't have anyone to text like yourself.

>>580130225
>>580128392
why is it that females dont like when your nice and caring?
short story
>go to prom with 9/10 persian qt3.14
>spend 500 on everything:dinner,drugs,alcohol,tickets
>think since she asked me we gonna fuck
nope, breaks up with me next day

>steal escape ladder for other persian 10/10
>shes been saying how badly she needs one
>she doesnt want it since im giving it to her
>mutual friend who popped her cherry and been fuckin her on the low says she wants me to give it to him so he can give it to her
wtf? im not a hideous fat neckbeard or a skinny wimpy loser, i got looks, hot bod, why is it that when i do nice things for bitches they just lose all fucking interest???!!!

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>>580131407
That's pic related anon

>>580131407
Way to be a clingy fag

>>580131854
Lucky bastard...

>>580126049
>anime pic
i bet she's some fatty beta whore

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Me: you're beautiful
bf: uuuuuh thanks babe lol

He's buttered up. Time for a booty call

>>580130361
c'est quoi ça ?

>>580131407
All that's missing is a "plz respond"

>>580132132
idk man and its like if you're just a complete asshole after being nice they stop talkign to you completely. Nice guys just never win in the end, we get friendzoned every god damn time. My story doesn't even making any fucking sense at the end. I mean why the fuck did she never go out with me but then dates someone with my name who looks eactly like me. It bothers me so fucking much dude.

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>>580132538

>You're beautiful.
>no u

My girlfriend.

>>580131698
>>580131850

Intentionally cringy is still cringy.

>>580132824
implying hes not a flaming homosexual.

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Welp here we go

>>580121537
Not going to, but if I did:

>thanks

O told her how i felt, she didn't wanna talk about it, hasn't talked to her since.

I've always been the one to initiate convos, but if she cared about me she'd at least want to talk about this, right?

>>580132132
well, its the fact that she doesnt want me. its not that i wasnt popular, it was the fact she always crushed on the starting football player, or the basketball captain. she never committed because all the guys she liked were fucking idiots, as she told me freshman year at least. as far as i know, she has never had a relationship with anyone. but being caring towards here did good for me, people treated me better and overall thought i was a nice guy, plenty of girls asked me out, or asked me places, but i always said no. in the end when they asked why, i always said "because i love "her"" kinda sad actually because i look back and i notice i could have had sex at like 15, and im a 22 year old virgin now. and its not about having sex anyway, honestly, i just want to lay down and go to sleep holding her, no sex or anything, just holding her, having her love me back just as much as i love her. that is my real dream.

>>580121930
kek

>>580133140
Stop talking to her for a few weeks, she'll start talking to you

this is so fucking dumb

>>580133118
>when are we gonna fuck
ALPHA AS FUCK

>>580133343
that says so much about you.. hello omega

>>580128392
>played some shitty love song infront of the whole school in the courtyard
>even spit on me once
>when she needed help i gave it
Beta fag that's why you didn't get her pussy, bitches like to be treated like bitches, they want a man not a "fag friend". Just forget her and find other bitch

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>>580133049
>>580132824
We're all faggots here anon

>>580133154
i hear ya man, thats all I wanted as well but nope she never gave me a chance, claimed "I'm not gonna go straight cause a guy is nice to me"

LOL yea sure you won't stupid bitch.
I really do hate women...

>>580133343
>>580133118
Bitch.

>>580133535
yea but some of us are super faggots.

>>580129073
Fuck off nigger skele no one likes you

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>>580133604
Forgot to attach picture

>>580132718
She doesn't owe you shit homeboy. Sorry, I hope things get better for you

>>580129727
Heheh! Well done Sir! Well Done!

>>580132331
Nah, you're just some beta fag thats scared to talk to girls

>>580133671
you done fucked up now

>>580133839
no kidding
oops

>>580133281
It's already been two weeks i think, and before i told her that it'd been two months

>>580133775
"I bet 10$ you can't cum from penetration. learn how to use yer pussy you cunt"

>>580131302
You're*

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>>580127607
do it

>>580133776
if i wasn't such a lazy piece of shit that worked and had money i'd probably kidnap the cunt and let her rot in an underground shelter in the middle of a desert... but yea only in my thoughts.....

>>580131302
fucking niggers

>>580133671
>>580131407

Her name is Kassandra Lavoie
Too late mate
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

>>580134181
Go get some help

>>580121537
No.... she has a boyfriend, she told me few things, but.... i don't want to fuck my life more than already is

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>>580134061
That's not her. And I am actually cheating on her. This is a fun way to tell her.

>>580133996
nah bro not her name I mean the convo ha.. don't be sending her 3-4 lines if she's replying with 3 words. & friendzone her before she friendzones you, key word is friend, so you can fuck her friends

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>>580129073
holy fuck ...

but anyway,
she says being called beautiful makes her nervous and that shes incapable of that kind of relationship right now.

so fuck u op whatever

>>580134313
i don't know anyone nor would /b/ be my personal army.

>>580126124
underrated post

"You're beautiful"
"Youre drunk"

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Hue

>>580134047
Well she's obviously avoiding you, move on dude, find another woman and forget about her
theres nothing you can do to make her like you, and the more you message her, the worse itll be for you

>>580134440
in fact i asked for a personal army request once, i was just called a retarded beta loser that needs to move on with my life and leave her alone.

>>580134410
Nah were fucking right now.
Best sex of my life

>>580134613
said no girl ever
0/10

>>580134332
lel'd.. bitches don't believe what they're saying half the time.
>"I'm actually an astronaut"
>"wow really?? holy shit that's amazing"
she could be baiting

>>580134865
Yeah it was a guy

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>>580131407

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>>580129448
I feel you.

Even R9K doesn't care about my story.

>>580134613
gg anon

>>580134663
This. Just stop being a beta fag, there is many fish in the god damn fucking sea

Can't provide pics but here it goes:
>You're beautiful
>Ummmmmm that's kind of random but... thanks

me: you're beautiful
her: stop texting you pervert

>>580134935
that guy is a super faggot, i hope hes just a shopping buddy for when you need a wardrobe update, cause otherwise i've got some bad news for you >.>

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>>580134923
Pretty straight forward

>>580125140
good strategy ive been doing it for years it really pays off WHEN YOU GET FRIENDZONED AFTER 5 YEARS OF SILENCE dude dont be me get the cat out of the bag and tell her it cant be getting better or worse than the truth waiting is even more agonizing believe me

Too beta. Watching Gintama.

>>580134949
>You are beautiful
>No I am not
That is the cuntiest response a female can give, just take the fucking complement and stop this over modest "No I am not" buttfuckery.

>>580131407
what did you white out, reveal everything you nignog

My girlfriend sent back the smiley face emoticon she does when she's actually happy and not just putting a smiley face for fun.

>>580135246
>>.>
Fucking die

>>580135246
do you understand sarcasm?
protip: no
>you're autistic

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>>580128392
>Wasting your breath on someone who treats you like trash.

Come on man, step it up.

>>580128392
>omega male

>>580135283
Noice, i pulled the same thing with my last ex. Apparently im a scum bag to her friends but i dont really see it

>>580135352
She does it every time.

>>580135369
Make me niggga

>>580135352
if i had a quarter for everytime a girl has ever said that to me... and no this isn't a "i'd have 0 quarters" nah i'd have probably like $20 in quarters maybe more lol

>>580135283
Post what she says