I only life fat chicks, im barely ever attracted to anyone skinny. What do?
Start a chubb / fat thread and fap dipshit
bumping with chicks relevant to interests
sometimes i do
Way more fat people in the UK and france. Tbh that stereotype a shit
finding chicks fat enough but not too fat is harder than you think
No fat bitch has ever rolled over and killed someone. You're either 14 and should kill yourself or 34 yr old wizard who needs to kill himself. Either way get the fuck off my planet
it nearly happened to me once
she rolled onto her back and half of her wound up on top of me
thankfully i could wiggle away with much effort
before falling asleep she had given me the most wonderful blowjob
yes, all i ever said is when you talk of fat women like its all roses it might be true
roses also have thorns
she also used up insane amounts of toilet paper for some reason, but that was probably unrelated to her body type
>Getting this butthurt
>Not realizing he was most likely being sarcastic
>become friends with chubby girl in high school
>don't really think much of our friendship, she hangs out with us but is usually awkward and quiet, likes anime and drawing and constantly IMs me over AIM/MSN.
>realize one day that she never has a boyfriend or even talks about boys
>decide to ask her about it one night
>"oh I like someone but he doesn't seem to notice me or think of me that way. . . ."
>feel kinda guilty but not really attracted to her in the way I am other girls
>pretend I don't catch on to what she's saying
>week or so later, it's late at night and I'm blue balled by a chick I actually like
>see chubby chick on AIM, she starts talking to me
>remember she has pretty big tits
>joking talk about how she should show me her tits
>she laughs it off but I start really pressing it
>goes really quiet for a few minutes, then sends me webcam request
>click it, heartbeat racing
>she's sitting there in a towel, she looks really nervous
>stands up and takes away towel, shows me tits and underwear for a few seconds then exits webcam
>convince her to send me a photo of her tits, then one with her tits and face in it
>gap two or three times, feeling really weird
>don't talk about it for a few days
A good voluptuity is a great thing to have in a female. Especially in the case that they participate in a workout schedule and keep their body looking gRrrrreat, I'm all down for corn flakes and bacon in the morning, bacon on bacon for lunch with wicked taco nachos for dinner.
God bless her soul for cookin, brotha. Find a chef.
So hark, yon fappers.
Ye see true mine woman is voluptuous, whose hips bear forth the predicament of childbirth as a matter to laugh at. Plenty fold will be mine offspring, and kings shall they all be.
Thine breasts require me to be thine ought servant, for all done now, is done in the name of matrimony, and a matriarch shall she be.
>it's friday or saturday, come home from movies with other friends, she's on AIM
>messages me asking if we can talk
>oh boy here we go
>says she feels really guilty and upset, like I used her
>tell her that wasn't my intention, lie and say I've always been sexually attracted to her but didn't know how to deal with it
>digging myself a huge hole, should have just let her be upset
>she actually gets happy about this
>confesses a lot of feelings she's had for a long time
>end up on webcam with her again
>she's in a towel again, I'm in my boxers
>she takes off towel and is completely nude
>not even paying attention to her gut
>take off my boxers and jerk off to her playing with herself, rubbing her clot and squeezing her tits
>end up fapping to her fingering herself
>start doing this every night almost, watching her finger herself while I jack off
>have a pretty good collection of nudes of her
>starting to get the itch for something more
>invite her to movies, just the two of us
>follow her into bathroom, we go into a stall and she lets me jack off to her with her top off
>cum gets on her tits and tummy
>feels fucking amazing, really turns me on
>she wants to make out afterwards, do it out of guilt, slightly disgusted with myself
this would be so nice without the tattoo
You're cute. I've got a plump fiancee of my own (looks like, but is not, pic related) so I can confidently say your fiance's a lucky dude. More pics?
Thank you. And not really, I'm at work right now so it's kinda hard to take pics atm but I got one of my ass, kinda. I hope it's enough.
worst is when fatties and chubbies ignore you while the skinny chicks are always are trying to get in your pants
Claudia Kelly is the shit. Agreed though basically all the girls that hit on me are skinny
>one night, having our nightly webcam show she starts talking really dirty about how she wants me to cum on her, and in her
>pretty good stuff
>starts talking about how she wants me inside of her and begging me for it
>cum like a fucking cannon
>that weekend she tells her parents she's spending the night at a friend's
>instead comes over to a mutual friend's house with me, whose parents are out
>immediately take her into his parents room and take her clothes off
>she's extremely nervous and scared about getting caught, as well as doing anything sexual for the first time
>tell her to live up to all those things she said and promised
>have my cock in hand, she gets down on her knees
>rub it across her face a few times and then tell her to suck it
>immediately starts going into the sloppiest blow job, slurping and literally sucking it, feels really good at the time
>starts fingering herself and moaning into my cock
>I last maybe a minute before busting in her mouth
>she spits it out into the carpet, but after a few minutes starts fingering herself again
>get her up on the bed and spread her thunder thighs, using my hand to finger fuck her, my face in her tits
>she's saying "i love you" over and over into my ear
>feel her pussy clench around my fingers, she starts cumming on my finger
>when she's done I put my fingers in her mouth and she sucks her juices off
i think the worst thing is im so fucking skinny myself so it looks ridiculous when im next to a fat woman
No worries, I'm at work too. Nice pic though, I wish more chicks took full body pics.
Fucking this. Can't count the number of times this has happened, but I worked out the perfect remedy: bring my bros to the bar/party/whatever. We jump on each other's grenades: they take the thin girls and I get to hook up with the fat cutie.
Not really into cum myself, but you've got a cute face.
why did we not think of that
is that the set where she does her dog?
found some more
Hey op, I was the same way until I started hanging out on /b/ more often. I'm pretty picky about skinny girls but if you asked me ten years ago I would have said skinny chicks aren't for me.
don't really see the others often. But there are a few in that set where her golden retiver says hi.
later, she lets him do more
>go to /fit/
>hang around there for several months until you loathe yourself enough
>do SS then lift for aesthetics
>get swole and become a sik kunt
Eventually the hatred of fat people will consume you and you'll be cured.
nah, this went on all through high school on-and-off
>start using her for blow jobs and hand jobs whenever I have the need (which for a teenager is pretty often)
>start getting her to write shit on herself when sending me nudes or on webcam
>stuff like "anon's slut" or "anon's hole"
>she's still too scared to fuck
>one weekend at friends house we get a bottle of vodka
>everyone gets really smashed, including chubby
>take her into back room to lie down, start taking off her clothes
>she thinks I want to finger her, but I start rubbing her with my cock
>keep teasing her until she begs
>hump her rough for a few minutes before pulling out and busting a nut
>rinse and repeat all night, keep getting up to wash my dick off then coming back in there and humping her
>towards the end she just passes out
>try to slip it into her ass, only goes in a little, cum after a few pumps then go to sleep
>next day she's interrogating me about what happened, says she's really sore down there
the fact that bullshit facials are the standard "finish" in porn and not creampies kills me.
Completely agree with you anon
the fake creampies that they use now make it a bit better, but still.
The homophia is strong in this one.
If you so much as LOOK at another man's balls or dick while he's pounding away at that 40" assed goddess, guess what. You've got some gay in you.
You can tell its catered to people who rarely have sex.
Faggor 9000 detected. The fact that you cant see a naked man without wanting to fuck him has nothing to do with anyone but you.
the worst is when it says creampie, but the dude just pulls out and cums ON the pussy, like what? Or the infamous 1/2 inch deep creampie.
go nail your friend's sister anon
then you have an inlaw that you get along with.
How am I fucking tumblr? I love watching and hearing women orgasm. The feeling of a girl cumming around your dick and clinging to you for her life fucking makes me cum like a rocket.
>the worst is when it says creampie, but the dude just pulls out and cums ON the pussy, like what? Or the infamous 1/2 inch deep creampie.
All of that just makes me sad. God dammit I want it deep in there and then dripping out.
Id rather see a trickle from 6 inches in than a waterfall from 1 inch in. But thats just me
Moreeeeee I wanna know what happened afterrr.
Birth control anon
or just embrace the breeding and cranks the baby making and feeding talk up to 11
works for the skinny minnies
Oh wow I figured everyone stopped reading.
>never accuses me of rape or anything but she says she doesn't remember what happened and feels like I took advantage of her
>we don't talk for a while because it's awkward every time I try to get head
>start fucking around with skinny emo girl, gives terrible head and won't let me fuck either
>chubby finds out and is heartbroken, posts sad myspace bulletins with song lyrics and shit
>around this time I get my license, take skinny girl on date, afterwards she sucks me off but still refuses to fuck
>after I take her home go over to chubby, say I want to talk
>we're in her room for a while not saying anything, finally I go over to her and start kissing her on the neck the way she likes
>start undressing her
>tells me to stop but doesn't stop me, ends up on her back on the bed while I fingerfuck her
>finally take off my pants and start rubbing her cock against her pussy
>about to put on condom when she tells me she's on the pill for hormonal reasons
>climb on top of her and start tearing into her fast as fuck, my face in her breasts
>humping like a rabid dog, fucking her against her bed
>she's kissing me and trying to get me to slow down
>turn her over so I can see her fat ass, hold her down and start pumping her ass
>she lets out one of the best moans I have ever heard as I cum inside of her, holding the back of her neck and pushing her face into the pillow
>first time I ever came in a girl
I think I just through up.......this thread is fcking disgusting. I'm not even trolling ....wtf is wrong with u people ? Does the fact that by the time she was 15 she couldn't even find her pussy even repulse u in the slightest ? Ffs get some dignity people. Your better then this.
Anon, you have no fucking idea how fat she is or not. Don't be so fucking stupid. Also, some people like pain, some like loli, some like beast, some like fat, etc etc. Everyone like different shit.
Nothing is wrong with us anymore than there is anything wrong with you being a massive fucking faggot