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You found this in your room, what do?

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You found this in your room, what do?
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>>580062942
where is the penis?
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Check if she has a dick
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tell her to wait until my wife comes home and then have a threesome... yea, this /b/astard has a cool wife
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>>580062942
Kill it with a cheese grater
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Lol. Same here. My wife got a fat lip on Saturday from a chick riding her face so hard. Good times.
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>>580063130
this
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>>580062942
Is this the same anon as that with Hello Kitty girl?
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can't be a woman, she would know better than to wear a bra with that
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yay, this superfaggot is back
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>>580062942
360 noscope this intruder
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>suck dick
>cum in ass
>fondle tits
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>>580062942
Ask if she has a friend with breasts smaller than her head.
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>>580062942
>>580063608
>>580063909
She appears to be malfunctioning. Anyone else get that impression?
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>>580062942
*unzips dick*
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xbox one and walk away
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>>580064003
>>580064034
Yes, I'm back!
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>>580062942
check if it has a penis.
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>>580062942

what kind of question is that?

beta out and somehow manage to not get laid obviously
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>>580062942
I'd tell her to stop doing that stupid fucking step step step shit for starters.
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>>580064476
Cool, she doesn't have a dick then! Also more vids.
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Why is it so creepy

My homo sense is going off
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waiting for the dick to appear
only guys move like this cus theyre fucked in the head if they want fake tits
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>>580063608

Looks like shes fucking slugging
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>>580062942
http://losevirginitylive.tumblr.com

LIVE LIVE LIVE
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of all the "OC" I've bumped into on 4chan, this cancerous autist has to be the worst
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>>580065016
What in the fuck is this shit...
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>>580065016
>>580064476

Why do homos have to be the last form of entertainment on this board
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does he actually think this shit is at all interesting?
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>>580062942
I'd teach that bitch what a strapless bra is
What kind of slut wears a fucking backless dress and has a bra strap just hanging out
Boner1HKO/10
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i still suspect a dick
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>>580062942
either has a dick or is asian
so i'll kick its ass and throw her out
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>>580064803
Where does that pic come from?
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>>580066107
should rename this thread to cringe thread
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>>580065496
very wide shoulders, no hips, moves like a homo. probably a ladyboy, slight chance it's an incompetent butterfaced female hooker though.
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I'm not into shemales so probably throw the fucker out
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>>580066107
Kek
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>>580066313
cringeworthy asian hooker tranny with butterface thread....
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C'mon we wanna see a happy ending
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>>580066107
>>580065016
>>580064476
wtf are you even doing?
This video is so confusing

not because she has a penis, but because it's so goddamn awkward
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What the fuck am I even watching.
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>>580067560
post faster god damn it
I don't have all day
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>>580067702
autism in motion, apparently.
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>this thread
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Post faster or rage :[
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Post faster dude
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hey /b/, might be wrong thread for this, but what video editing software is decent, simple, free, and can add blur to video and crop the video?
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>>580068297
darude sandstorm
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holy shit OP i love you, the car seat titty playing is glorious. soldier on OP
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>>580067740
>>580068113
Sorry, I'm converting the files to webm
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>>580068297
google
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>>580068472
Why not just upoad the video
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>>580062942
Fuck off with the copypasta and get the fuck out of here
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>>580068596
that would be counterproductive to his attention whoring
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>>580068670
Not copypasta, this is from yesterday
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>>580062942
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>>580068858
We all know there's a dick, just show it
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>>580068703
I understand that but not doing things in advance is retarded and annoying
I'm going for a smoke
There had better be nudity in those webms when I come back
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>>580068858
look at those hands
confirmed trap
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Just get to the point where they are fucking, if they arent stop posting.
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>>580068439
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>>580068472
>)

Just tell me if she has a dick or not so I can leave.
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>>580068858
she is you gf or some chipwhore
i've seen your videos b4
>implying ur the one on the video
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>>580069036
no he needs the attention. That would not help what he is trying to achieve which he cannot in his real social life
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>>580068919
>retarded and annoying
that is the core essence of this OP
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>>580068893
gj saying someting literally everyone in this thread knows you fuckin retard
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>>580068439
darunia song of the storms
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>>580068439
9fag gtfo newfag cancer
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>>580069216
except isnt a trap
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>>580069216
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>>580069036
No, no trap!

>>580069063
Yes, same guy

You all know me, I'm the guy with the hello kitty girl and the the car seat titty playing. So stop the stupid questions and let me post
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>>580069492
seriously wtf happens is going on with this "girl"?
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>>580069492
yea i know you , just want to know if this is your gf or some whore you always pay to play
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>>580069609
>happens is going on
yeah I might be a little bit of a retard, but you know what i mean
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>>580062942
stop posting this trap man, for the love of god. every single time you come here with those "tease" videos but all i see is this disgusting trap.
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>>580069492
Post proof it hasn't got a dick, faggot
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>>580062942
Ask him to leave
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don't you like childish girls?
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>>580070165
This one just seems plain retarded. Carry on.
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she doesnt have a dick, guys.
i can tell by the pixels.
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>>580070165
I like girls, faget.
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>>580070165
Is "she" like literally mentally retarded? If that's the case no need to hide it just show it

and yeah we all know she has a dick
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>>580070165
i like girls, actually. not thai escorts with dicks. gtfo with your shitty autistic webm's
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>>580070165
This is beyond fucking childish, just throw her or it out of the window already.
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>>580070165
jezus christ that's awkward

anyways, OP, since you have plenty of time while each clip is converting (which ur faggot ass could've done before starting the thread), at least use that time to type some backstory

>who is she
>what do you pay her
>where are you
>etc
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I don't think your supposed to wear a bra with that dress
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>>580070487
This
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>>580062942
Tell it get get its ass back to to kitchen
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>>580070701
Gelatine?
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>>580070701
>dem cherry nips
that's not a guy.
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somebody string this shit together so we won't have to ask for sauce. do it faggots
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Tell that crack whore trap to get the fuck out then check my drug stash and money to see if it stole anything.

If something's stolen, follow it to a dark alley for butt rape. If nothing's stolen, follow it to a dark alley for butt rape.
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wtf OP where the fuck are you keep posting nigger
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>>580071018
Real boobs ;)
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>>580071079
THIS
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Back story, OP?
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