It's time to practice your 'game'.
4 and 8 decide what we say.
I have multiple convo's going
specify who you wanna talk to, if you have a preference
gonna change the rules, I'll pick lines at random/to my choosing.
that way we don't have to fail at rolling too much
dude, this chick is pretty hot.
you guys better bring your A game
Fucking pick one you faggot, so we can get this shit started
I do multiple because they don't always respond and then the thread gets slow as dicks
with multiple convo's I can post whoevers responding
you niggers better not post copypasta or googled oneliners, because they've heard them all
Fuck this thread I'm out, I'm not some fucking white you can get to spit out lines like Eminem.
She wasn't impressed, guys
cmon anon, be my slim shady <3
women only want to talk about themselves. if you;re trying to get ass ask her about her women cant shut about themselves. if all else fails say something like oh wow such a cool bag and bam she wont shut up again . from there it is only a matter of time
or just call her pancake tits and see what happens
Fine. Are you free tonight or is this going to cost me?
Just trying to reboot the convo's while I wait for good comments
I'll cut to the chase, whooer... Slob on my knob like corn on the cob. Check in with me, then do your job.
OK threaten her with the rappening by getting her address, taking a screen of google maps street view of her house and telling her you're on your way to get that pussy.
Pick that ball back up with some cat pictures
FYI, /b/, I'm a 7/10 at most.
Just trying to show you how easy Tinder is, and that chicks just want quick sex just as much.
look at this thirsty qt 3.14
they do, but you can't send pictures on Tinder
dat captcha tho
pic of you? I'm a solid 6, maybe 7 if people are into my type. Not sure if tinder is the best bet for me tho. Whats your game when going after specific sluts? Like, the slut that has your heart and wont let go </3
Also get nudes from this one, she's into it.
I'm lying I got the whole shitstorm
>give her your number
>tell her you'll text her your address
>switch to the messenger
Also, gimme a sneak preview of what I'm workin with tonight
>pic of you?
you're really asking me to post my face on /b/ ?
come on, son.
> the slut that has your heart and wont let go </3
you won't find her easily on Tinder.
If you wanna just have fun then my advice is
>be confident (or pretend to be)
>be slightly rule/asshole
you wanna be direct, but that's too bland, anon
playing the shy/awkward yet cheeky type
If they can't figure you out, they'll be confused but intrigued, most of the time
Theme of he tday seems to be punching toddlers. I'm ok with that
For faster posting
>I already attach delme.jpg
>keep the paint file for it open
>just paste new prntscrn, then ctrl-s
so I keep overwriting the same file
read above @googled oneliners
I've lost all interest in this, I'm forever leaving this thread.
I'll give you a nickel of you tickle my pickle.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time?
Let me wash my mouth, girls need a clean place to sit.
this is a hard balance
a lot of these chicks want attention more than anything.
with some you gotta push
I need to do this more often
Tindr has gotten me pussy once, and I've kinda left it at that.
I need to return
My suggestion: just get laid. Don't let /b/ fuck it up for you
I fucked up overwriting the snap screenshot, but it was with bra on. She's got huge tits tho.
Fishing for more.
You guys know any working app to send pics as snapchats? the one I had doesnt work anymore
I just message when I have time
I'll post some of the other convo's while we wait for nudes
to save them sure, but to send gallery pics too?
oh for fucks sake guys. lmao
I don't even know, man.. wtf
I'll ask for tits, they looked better
match rate or respond rate?
match rate about 20% i estimate
response rate at first probably in the 90%'s
how the fuck do womens have no clue how to take a goddamn sexy picture
mfw i spend a few hours chatting up a bitch trying to get noods and they end up being fucking disgusting
What in the fuck..
at least we got a good ol' kek out of this thread