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Hey /b/ros it's my birthday, I'm 21 and have literally nothing better to do than lurk /b/
Can we get a sexy girls wishing happy birthday thread?
>Pic related
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Happy /b/irthday faggot
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>>580029058
Thanks faggot
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happy birthday
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>>580028878
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>>580028878
Happy birthday faggatron9001
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>>580029832
Thanks
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>>580030396
I don't get a thanks?
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post proof that you realy have birthday
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>>580030302
Thanks and it's 10,000 now
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>>580030606
Nice nipples. I wish I could find a girl with nipples like that.
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leave the computer for a sec come back... and tits. i am ok with this.
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>>580030668
umm?
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>>580030606
>580030606
Shit bro my bad course you get thanks double thanks for the pics
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>>580029870
Those are beautiful nipples.
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>>580029870
>>580030606
Are your nipples inverted?
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>>580031059
sometimes?
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post more!
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>>580031132
Maybe you should consider the corrective surgery? You won't be able to breastfeed anyway if they're inverted. Just depends if you like them or not.
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>>580031236
>correcting those beautiful things

Question for the girl though, do they pop out more?
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>>580029870
>>580030606
>>580030940
let me suck the shit out of those perfect nips plz
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>>580031281
no

>>580031236
if it's a problem in the future i guess i'll find out. I'm only 19 and I don't want kids until late into my 20's.
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>>580031132
hey femanon, we should chat on skype.
my user name is kushburn
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>>580031357
On MY birthday? nah they're mine
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>>580029870
Nice. More plz?
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>>580031236
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>>580031281
>Do they pop out more?
Inverted nipples generally don't pop out at all. If hers do, she's one of the lucky ones.

>>580031446
I'm 19 also, fellow femanon. Was just uncertain if you knew the surgery existed!
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>>580031480
>kushburn

You fucking poser idiot...
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>>580031480
I have a boyfriend sorry.

>>580031501
well I DID post them for you <3

>>580031538
I'm already back in bed. It's fucking cold right now I'm not moving again. Maybe 1 more if Birthday Boy asks nicely.
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>>580031687
Clearly.. I am a birthday boy. Pls
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>>580031501
>>580031501
but, what if, we had the same bday??
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>>580031687
boyfriend....annnnddd?

>>580031658
i know it's a stupid name, i really just don't give a damn
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>>580031687
I'm asking nicely, any chance you could write my name on those prefect tits?
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>>580031649
oh well thank you! Most people seems to like them this way. I sure do.

>>580031658
I agree.

>>580031781
I have 2. And I really have a thing for them being sucked.
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>>580031687
your boyfriend is one lucky guy...
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Its my birthday also just turned 22 and got nothin planned. bullshit I tell ya
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>>580031809
You gave enough of a damn to respond and try to justify yourself.

Here's a tip, delete your skype and make a new one so you wont look like such a faggot to literally everyone on the internet.

I hate this neo "stoner culture".
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>>580031841

I don't have anything to write with other than pencil's near me. Give me a sec, and I'll take a quick shot from under my blankets. But that's it. It's bloody cold right now.

>>580031871
he's into young girls and have been dating me since I was 16.

>>580031958
>kek
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>>580031853
10/10 appearance AND a sense of humour??
does it come with free shipping on amazon?
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>>580031958
easy killer. i really just combined the first two words that came to mind. it really wasn't an attempt to make you cringe.
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>>580032097
What's the temperature right now?

And how old is your bf?
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>>580032097
good enough
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>>580032171
he's 22. and it's like 34 F and my room has no insulation.

>>580032119

sorry, I only go to the top bid on Ebay.


ass ass ass.
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>>580032581
Hnngh youre making this a great birthday
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>>580032581
That's not so bad femanon, my bf is 24 and we've been together since I was 15. Seems pretty average to me!
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>>580032168
So the first two things that came to mind were kush and burn. Kush, which by all means shouldn't even exist in the vernacular of anyone except neo-stoner retards and burn, because hurr you burns da kush and get mad stoned yo.

Just enjoy your marijuana without being a poser idiot. Go change your name, for the sake of every other person who likes to smoke without being in-your-face about the "culture" behind smoking, and stop being fucking stupid.
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>>580032581
tfw 19 too

Also stunnaz booti bb
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>>580032581
oh shit its 34 F at my place and my room has no insulation. are you me.
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Inb4 troll
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>>580032741
you wanna join me? live a little?

>>580032747
Drop it man, let that fagmaster be a fagmaster.
I'm not adding him.
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>>580033057
What, post pictures?!
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>>580029870
>>580030606
>>580030940
>>580032581

>no timestamp

seriously are you guise falling for this shit, jesus
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>>580033134
/bread
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>>580033057
Neo stoner culture bugs the ever-loving shit out of me, so do the old people who still propagate such faggotry from the old days. If we're ever going to move on from those negative stigmas when it comes to marijuana we need to get away from the tie-dye and slang.

Anyway, someone else post some tits. Preferably with nice nipples.
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>>580033294
420 blaze it
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>>580032880
do i look like you?

>>580033083
yeah! It's fun, look how much everyone loves me.

>>580033134
if you think it's fake that's your problem, go find a set with these pictures, I dare you.

>>580033248
>>580033224
>kek
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>>580033451
Haha honey, your body is amazing. I'm a bit chunkier than you. 165 lbs at 5 foot 4. I'd kill to go back to having a flat tummy like yours, ya goose.
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Hey OP, I'm looking to see if i have any nudes laying in my phone, if your name just happens to be "Jacob" I have a fucking treat for you.
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>>580033451
omg
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>>580033558
I like big girls <3

>all about that base plays in the distance.
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>>580033576
thanks and nah that aint my name feel free to post tho
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>>580033558
I like chubby girls. Post ITT.
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>>580033451
are you a George Foreman Grill ?
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>>580033451
Yes. Except you have tits and i've got a dick. Only a minor difference.
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>>580033451
I´m gonna fap to those pic, and you can´t do shit to stop me
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>>580033741
I may be bisexual but those "sissy" boys freak me out...
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Okay so OP is living in a dream right now and there are hundreds of fat fucks probably lurking this thread. Win?
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>>580033451
>what are timestamps

seriously not that fucking hard, rule 30 or GTFO
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>>580033860
It was a joke. I'm not a little sissy boy. Unless you compare me to a gigganigga.
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>>580033984
>posting as Heaven

Seriously though, Timestamps are the natural order. Pony up girl, throw down some paper and a date/time I want these nipples to be confirmed real and in this thread.
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>>580033907
win
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Agreed
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>>580033825
okay.

>>580033984
I've explained this, read the thread.

>>580033729
come on femanon <3

>>580033907
win.


if anyone here is named jacob, here you go.
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>>580034339
Hmmm I dunno if I shoulldddd
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It's late now, but go out tomorrow. Go out and do something, anything. I turned 27 yesterday (well, 2 days ago now...the 16th) and I blew everyone off and sat at home because birthdays just seem like another day now.

Go out and have fun while you are still excited about it. Live your life, make regrets.
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>>580034529
pleeease <3 It's OP's birthday!
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Yoi should
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>>580034529
DO IT!
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>>580034529
You definitely should imo <3
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>>580034529
also your collar is fucking great.
My boyfriend said he would get me one <3
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>>580034339
moar god damn it!
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>>580034529
God damn you should
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Nerd Heroin:

1. Go to the store and buy 5-7 jars of poppy seeds + lemon juice + plastic container if you don't have one.. Don't spend more than $4 per jar if you can help it. If there are multiple brands then try to mix and match since some may be more washed than others, meaning weaker.

2. Take home and put into an empty, plastic juice bottle, around maybe 1L or so. Ideally, get the kind with large top so it's easier to pull seeds into it. You just want something large enough that'll hold all the seeds and water.

3. Pour in the seeds. If you have a funnel then use it.

4. Pour in around 8-10 squirts of lemon juice.

5. Fill with enough water (not ice cold, but around room-temperature) that all the seeds are submerged and then fill a bit more to ensure you can shake it properly.

6. Shake that shit hard for 5-10 minutes.

7. Either drive it straight using your teeth as a filter for the seeds OR strain the seeds out with the poppy juice going into a larger pitcher. If you use the straining method, do it multiple times to get as much juice from the seeds as possible.

8. Drink it all as quickly as possible on an empty stomach.

. . .

You will end up with a fairly weak dose of poppy seed juice, which consists of mostly codeine with a bit of morphine.

Of course, this costs a lot more than buying a pill. But, you can buy the stuff from the store.

. . .

If you do it right, you'll be feeling pretty great.

You may get a small amount of nausea but that's good cause it means it's working.
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>>580034339

I CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE WINS
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>>580034339
>birthday implies get-out-free-card from rules
>implying i give a fuck

timestamp, SITP, feet any these three or
>pic related
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>>580034529
>>580034623
>>580034339

seriously nobodys asking for a time stamp?

obviously some fat neckbeard in a basement
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>>580034529
are you still around? :c

>>580035136
hey man, my boyfriend does not like me seeing dick pics. But he's okay with girls. I take what i can get.
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>>580035357
I am, sorry hun.

>>580035136
timestamp, couldn't find sharpie.
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>>580034529
You need to post more.
Collared up and chubby is a win in my book I love my subs. Provide a timestamp as well.
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>>580035593
can you write happy birthday andrew? id be eternally grateful
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>>580035678
see
>>580035593
But alas, I'm nothing special sir.
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>>580034339

Awesome win for me thanks ;)
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Winning thread is win, just needs one more timestamp
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>>580035770
Fucking amazing
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>>580035770
You'd definitely make a good pet. I'd whip you into shape in no time if you wanted. One of my subs asked to lose weight and after thinking about wanting a skinny pet I put her on a strict diet and exercise. She came out very nicely. Of course, other pets of mine can stay as they are, they also have diets to keep their bodies where they are but they're not so strict, since I do like my girls with a bit of meat for me to play with.
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>>580035770
10/10

You look fantastic! I'll go to the bathroom with my jacket and take a full body for that. Give me a sec.
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>>580035593
4/10

>>580035357
>OP is, and always will be a fucking flaming faggot
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I want to give you birthday sex
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>>580036168
why thank you lol
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>>580035593
moar!
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>>580028878

hey /b/ro. happy birthday.

mine is tomorrow, im 26.

pro tip: study something
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>>580036253
No, no.. Thank you
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>>580028878

Women in general find 80% of men unattractive.
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i keep saying no more...
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>>580036476
Holy Fuck
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>>580036000
I am on a diet and doing exercise 3-4 times a week, and it's slowly coming off which is nice. My inward curves are returning and I LOVE it.

My ass is in progress but we can't all be perfect

>>580036476
Except her. She is perfect.
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>>580036168
>>580036417
Probably a man.
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>>580036476
>>580036569
get on cam with each other
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>>580036476
Its cuz youre hot, it makes everyone want more
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Looks good to me
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>>580036462
that's because 80% is unattractive
btw, hb, op
/thread
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>>580036569
Sit on my face
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Still no timestamp
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>>580036569
Looking good darling. If you're in the western US and you are ever interested in a master-figure to take care of you and really whip you into shape drop a throw-away email. I will definitely get you to where you want to be, I loved working out with my pet.

>>580036476
You'd maybe need a little plumpening, but you'd make a great little pet too. Still loving the nipples.
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>>580036612
>not wanting to fuck a man
what are you, straight?
gross
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>>580036612
Still a compliment
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I'm also on a diet and working out
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>>580036863
I'm very far from there, sorry hun. But thank you for the offer!!
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Most people in this thread are mad at OP because they're too autistic to get nudes without paying for them.
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>>580036569
I wanna see your face, you look so cute! Don't post it here but uugh!<3


this is for you Femanon. Last one for tonight because COLD!

>>580036863
I don't need a collar to be a good pet. says my boyfriend.
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>>580036997
Holy shit can you BE any more gorgeous? 100000/10, femanon. I'm coming to find you and cuddle you.
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>>580028878
>I'm 21

Celebrate by killing yourself.
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>>580036476
>>580036569
>>580036997
>>580037063
you guys should get on cam with each other. you know you want to
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>>580037063
e-mail me your face and i can send you mine! I wanna see how cute you are!!

trash account : [email protected]
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>>580037169
tried
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>>580036997
>>580037063
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>>580036997
Not all pets need collars, but some really enjoy them. It's a matter of working with barriers, and slowly removing them while expanding sexual and emotional boundaries. That's makes a good pet a good pet.
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>>580036997
>at the risk of absolute b8
>3/10

but seriously, just cover your left nip with your hand to prove you're not b8

or timestamp OR GTFO
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>>580037210
That would require us leaving you!!

Besides, I'm posting from my phone.

>>580037258
>kek

>>580037263
He Has a large dog cage for me. He made me sleep in it one night when i was bad. The morning sex was the best ever despite cramps from sleeping in a small cage.
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>>580036861
Nobody cares at this moment. You're acting like a sheepish child screaming "tits or gtfo" because "omg i want to b liek le 4chan oldfag! 1!!!1".

Honestly, if you dont believe it. Or think shes attention whoring than just ignore the thread. Dont post in it because screaming "tits or gtfo" is giving attention to said "whore".

>>580036569
You look very nice.
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>>580028878
looks like you need geams

https://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=be4USxBxBCPM4xtc


insurgency for you and any/b/ros who want to join in
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>>580037436
Oh that's really nice. Actually the girl that lost the weight loves the cage, since she was the only one of my current pets that can fit in it with her slimmer figure as it's quite small.
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>>580036997
File name 20141113. November 13, 2014. You tried OP. The rest of the files are the same way.
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>>580037210
>[email protected]
sent
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>>580037425
fine here.

>>580037437
exactly.

>>580037592
eeeEEEEEE
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>>580033224
I don't trust you, skellington
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>>580028878
It was sent to me by a nice femanon, a day I was fucking sad.

Happy birthday, bro!
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>>580037723
Tell me if you get it, I'm using a temp email!
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>>580037817
haha thanks
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>>580037723
You look gorgous(?), while you may not have the tits of a pornstar i think you look beautifull. Your bf is a lucky fellow
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>>580037063
Keep posting. You're hot as fuck./
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>>580037828
I got it! I e-mailed you back but just keep posting here if you didn't get it.
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Please never stop femanons
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>>580037529
two people took keys, neither said thanks

well, im going to go cry softly to myself until the faggot landlord comes and tells me to clean my damn room and calls me a hippie
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>>580037828
please keep posting! <3 we are all loving it!
I'm all bundled up under the covers now.
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>>580038259
I took it not knowing what it was lol thanks bro
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>>580037529
>>580038259

thank you anon, I put in my boyfriends e-mail. I'll tell him about it when he get's off work tomorrow.
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>>580038148
>>580038309
I did get it! Gimme a seccc
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>>580037063
>>580037828
please keep posting!
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>>580038545
Look hot, do you happen to have any toys you would place in between those pillows?
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>>580034339
You made my fucking day
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>>580038545
oh sorry! yessss~
please fulfill my request on e-mail?
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>>580038545
Only time I forget to rotate it. gg
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>>580038309
And we are loving you too! Dont stop either!
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>>580038648
You are underage sir...
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>>580038664
I'm getting there! fake email is being slowwww
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>>580038419
np :) was kidding anyway

>>580038463
im not completely sure you can claim it without instantly redeeming, it might be worth quickly creating a humble bundle account to claim it, then link it to his steam later, it might have gone before then though

just in case, heres a duplicate of mutant blobs :)
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>>580038648
going to find you, and tell all your friends how you were on a trap thread and you were giving out your id so you can have a hook up
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Femanons nooooo! Share the love!
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>>580039004
which I forgot the fucking link to
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=k5mAGHUkdaKFxe4X
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>>580038687
haha, it's fine!! you look amazing!

>>580038648
I'm glad that did not go to waste

>>580038990
you can use your real e-mail with me hun, i don't bite. Unless you want me to.

A bunch of boys lusting over me and a beautiful femanon to e-mail, tonight is the best!
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>>580039036
Doesn't bother me, all of my friends are a bunch of weird fuckers, nothing would surprise them tbh
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>>580038664
and what request is that ladies? I'm sure we are all curious
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>>580038545
Your body is perfect.
Where are you from?
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>>580039107
Our nights been made by the both of you.
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>>580039146
Just full body with face, nothing crazy .. yet
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>>580039253
keep bumping here sweetie, we have an audience.

f it was not so blasted cold, i would be posting more too! Maybe i can dig up some old nudes and crop them or something.
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if you boys are lurking, bump us some love!! <3
don't let the thread die :o we would have to continue ion e-mail.
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>>580039514
Anything would be awesome from either of you. Maybe even a few webmds. I'm sure girls like you have something in the ol' harddrive
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>>580039649
im horny keep going!
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>>580039672
on my phone right now sorry. my fucking internet is out so this is all i have.
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>>580039514
Haha I'm not long from snoozing hun. I did send my actual email for you though <3
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>>580039649
El bumpo
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Lalalalalalalala

Why are we bumpin? Lol
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>>580039805
Wish I could get in on this email chain. . . . . .
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>>580039962
Awh poor babe. Maybe next time <3 4chins is not a trustworthy place at all sir, I'm sure you understand
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>>580039805
looks like she is heading to bed!

I can stick around to chat or chill or whatever.

last one for real this time. Any other femanons lurking wanna play? she left me really horny :c
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>>580039649
Bump
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>>580040183
God damn it woman
I can't stop looking!
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>>580040287
go right ahead! I would love another femanon to come around. or anyone to post their girlfriends... something.

I'm horny for boobs so much right now ;~;
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>>580040183
Femanon too sexy
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>>580040621
You heard the lady, post your girlfriends!

I'm off to bed though. Have fun, you're hella sexy though I'm sure you know that.

Enjoy her anons!
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>>580040621
show me your puss and I´ll post my gf
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good enough?
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>>580040727
see
>>580036476
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>>580040621
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>>580040839
i mean more close up
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Happy birthday fag if you're in Australia go to a brothel have a root or just go find some skank
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>>580040918
yessss~

>>580040968
uugh, you have to at least let me see what she looks like to know if it's worth the trouble.
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All I can contribute.
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>>580040968
well anon?

anyone else?
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>>580041162
[email protected] ive of tons and tons for you femanon
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>>580041162
>>580041334
aint gonan show face
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>>580041543

e-mailed you!
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>>580041675
got more? will you e-mail me face if i post?
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>>580036997
>20141113

>2014/11/13

Days ago, changes per picture. This is just some neckbeard. Why is no one noticing?
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>>580041675
Holy mother fucking fuck. That is.. Holy shit.
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>>580041771
1 sec i just created it and i gotta verify befire itll let me reply lol
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>>580041771
yeah
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It's my birthday too. Happy birthday bro, enjoy your day
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>>580028878
Happy Birthday anon. know them feels. glad you got tits!!!
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>>580042041
I have this on my phone. here. it's too cold to get up.

[email protected] e-mail.
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This is the biggest b8 I've seen in years. OP is clearly a guy using his gf/exgf nudes to score OC. Hence why there hasn't been a timestamp this whole time. I can smell the fucking new in this thread
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>>580041771
I'm surprised that no one called for a timestamp from you.
How does it feel tricking all these fags?
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>>580042239
>>580042295
might be a lesbian. i'd lick these tits.
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>>580042295
Like 5 people called for timestamps, friend.
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>>580042215
add a timespamp and i will promise to send you way more than face.
hell, i'll even post it here
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>>580042239
Im OP im not posting shit
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>>580042239
All this.
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>>580042405
I did this shit
>>580037723
for
>>580037425


it's cold and everyone else is sleep. I'm not going to get up in the cold dark and go rummage around for a marker.
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>>580042527
I'm taking about the other faggot OP who hijacked the thread
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>>580028878
Happy Birthday, beautiful faggot ! o/
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>>580042703
yay! we've all been tricked by a beta faggot!
gg
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>>580042703
then make a new one
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>>580042703
You mean when he requested left hand covering your nipple? Phones show the opposite dumb fuck
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>>580043243
Are you stupid? She did as was requested and phones don't show the opposite all the time you stupid shit. My s2 reverses the mirror after I take the picture so it shows as normal perspective.
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>>580043080

here
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>>580043243
Obviously he already had that pic and asked himself to post that pic >Newfags
sharpie 4 letters of your id on your breast
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>>580043435
Oh honey the dumbasses are coming out to play.
>Say you don't have a marker
>They ask for things involving marker
Holy shit.

I'm just chillin' while finishing the last of this movie at the moment, but holy crap you might be better either making a new thread or trying again tomorrow lol
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>>580043435
but... were is the timestamp?
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>>580043435
thanks for sharing
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>>580043580
>I don't have a marker.

what part of this do you people not get?
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even if she isnt a chick who cares? free tits
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>>580043683
then improvise, be like mc gyver
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>>580043814
Right? Just stumbling on some good shit is nice.
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>>580037723
>>580043435
Suddenly different clothes?
IT'S MAGIC!!!
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dumb shills here getting b8ed so hard, master race here never get fooled.
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>>580043905
she cropped an old photo faggot she said it herself
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>>580038648
did you just post your DL and FINGERPRINT? omfg epic retarded
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>>580043937
heres ur fucking timestamp from the other chick. at least 1 of them is real, now enjoy u faggot.
>>580035593
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>>580043905
I've been in and out of cloths this whole time honey...
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>>580043937
don't you enjoy them titties, even if its bait? autism master-race
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>>580043683
You said you had a pencil earlier. Surely you have a piece of paper nearby, or anything to write on cunt
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>>580044069
I know i have paper downstairs.

I'm not jumping through hoops for you faggots.
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>come to this thread
>all these neckbeards replying to copypasta
>check top of screen
>4chan.org
>no
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>>580044224
Dumb cat fish fag here thinking he can manipulate 4chan master race, gtfo.
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just timestamp each pic, no need to be rude assholes to her. remember to wipe exif shit femanon
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>>580044308
>this new
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>>580044224
Maybe just take a photo that includes your monitor displaying this thread? Include a pic you've sent in the frame.

>Pic related, just include yourself
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>>580044441
i'm on my phone.

as i've mentioned, my internet is off because the bill did not get payed. so all i have is my phone.
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>>580044558
Oh crap I forgot about that. err. If anyone else has ideas, throw 'em forward. Lol
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>>580044614
>>580044558
Couldn't care less. Pics are pics. As long as they get posted it doesn't matter.
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>>580044012
Ok. Fine.
Left hand holding necklace from >>580037723
Right hand holding wristband from >>580043435
Earphones in bellybutton. (Can't get any random than this)
or just say that you're a fag, dump all the nudes, everybody wins.
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>>580044558
put your underwear over your head and show tits
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>>580044714
True that, anon.
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>>580044732
>>580044739

>look like a moron for me

alright I've had my fill. you people are just fucking annoying now. I'll come back some other day with a paper and marker.
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Show tits or Gtfo
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>>580044714
You can't give the fags the idea that they manipulated you, they get off on that.
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>>580044893
Have a great night love. <3
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glad you've survived another year, go the fuck to work.
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>>580044893
Or you could kill yourself and not come back
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>>580031480
someone dox this faggot
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I was late but I saw some tits more please
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>>580044937
People who believe shit on 4chan are fucking idiots to begin with. If you don't get proof after a little while then it should be fucking obvious that nothing is coming so you should just enjoy what you get. It's the faggots crying about it for an hour that are pathetic. Acting otherwise is rising to the bait and being manipulated, thereby showing that you are immature and/or a newfag. Welcome to the Internet.
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>>580044893
That's what I thought.
Neckbeard trying to trick fags.
Not in my house!
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>>580045157
YOU are such a fucking failure you should just an hero. Anons delivar all the time here and we are all honest people. Just because you were tricked the first week you were here doesn't mean shit. So fucking naive. Petty child.
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>>580045295
>we are all honest people
>you were tricked the first week
>so fucking naive
>petty child

Oh my god this is the cutest post I've ever seen. Go sit on a cactus you moron.
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>>580045395
I am smarter than all of you fags, no one can trickeru me.
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>>580045157
>>580045395
Oh look samefag getting all butthurt cause I struck a nerve. Saging like further proving my point. Cry moar faggot you can't fail any more than your existence.
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>>580045561
Actually honey that sage was me, the other chick in this thread.
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>>580045658
Instead of taking the bait you should post more pics.
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>>580045658
>the other chick in this thread
>automatic projection
>fail
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>>580045748
Such a sweetheart, I must cuddle with you.
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>>580045785
An anon who sages does not stick around the thread
> The fact that you must repeat that you are a chick means intent
>Replying to my post after saging
LOL I <3 you so for your inferiority
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>>580045915
Thanks cutie. And I <3 you for the fact you're too stupid to tell the difference between someone samefagging and two different people.
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>>580045981
While this is amusing, I'd prefer having something to masturbate to before going to sleep soon.
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>>580046140
You'll have to find your material elsewhere m'dear. My master has forbidden me from posting any more.
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>>580046224
Oh well, miss every shot you don't take and shit. Thanks for the pics and have a nice night.
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>>580046302
You too anon. <3
Thanks for your time.
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>>580046390
Well at least you got a girl nude and two guys posted their nude chicks.
That's not bad for a night.
Try better next time fag.
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>>580046302
Thats why you get some whiskey and take twelve.
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