Hey /b/ros it's my birthday, I'm 21 and have literally nothing better to do than lurk /b/
Can we get a sexy girls wishing happy birthday thread?
hey femanon, we should chat on skype.
my user name is kushburn
>Do they pop out more?
Inverted nipples generally don't pop out at all. If hers do, she's one of the lucky ones.
I'm 19 also, fellow femanon. Was just uncertain if you knew the surgery existed!
I have a boyfriend sorry.
well I DID post them for you <3
I'm already back in bed. It's fucking cold right now I'm not moving again. Maybe 1 more if Birthday Boy asks nicely.
but, what if, we had the same bday??
i know it's a stupid name, i really just don't give a damn
You gave enough of a damn to respond and try to justify yourself.
Here's a tip, delete your skype and make a new one so you wont look like such a faggot to literally everyone on the internet.
I hate this neo "stoner culture".
I don't have anything to write with other than pencil's near me. Give me a sec, and I'll take a quick shot from under my blankets. But that's it. It's bloody cold right now.
he's into young girls and have been dating me since I was 16.
easy killer. i really just combined the first two words that came to mind. it really wasn't an attempt to make you cringe.
he's 22. and it's like 34 F and my room has no insulation.
sorry, I only go to the top bid on Ebay.
ass ass ass.
So the first two things that came to mind were kush and burn. Kush, which by all means shouldn't even exist in the vernacular of anyone except neo-stoner retards and burn, because hurr you burns da kush and get mad stoned yo.
Just enjoy your marijuana without being a poser idiot. Go change your name, for the sake of every other person who likes to smoke without being in-your-face about the "culture" behind smoking, and stop being fucking stupid.
Neo stoner culture bugs the ever-loving shit out of me, so do the old people who still propagate such faggotry from the old days. If we're ever going to move on from those negative stigmas when it comes to marijuana we need to get away from the tie-dye and slang.
Anyway, someone else post some tits. Preferably with nice nipples.
do i look like you?
yeah! It's fun, look how much everyone loves me.
if you think it's fake that's your problem, go find a set with these pictures, I dare you.
>what are timestamps
seriously not that fucking hard, rule 30 or GTFO
>posting as Heaven
Seriously though, Timestamps are the natural order. Pony up girl, throw down some paper and a date/time I want these nipples to be confirmed real and in this thread.
I've explained this, read the thread.
come on femanon <3
if anyone here is named jacob, here you go.
It's late now, but go out tomorrow. Go out and do something, anything. I turned 27 yesterday (well, 2 days ago now...the 16th) and I blew everyone off and sat at home because birthdays just seem like another day now.
Go out and have fun while you are still excited about it. Live your life, make regrets.
1. Go to the store and buy 5-7 jars of poppy seeds + lemon juice + plastic container if you don't have one.. Don't spend more than $4 per jar if you can help it. If there are multiple brands then try to mix and match since some may be more washed than others, meaning weaker.
2. Take home and put into an empty, plastic juice bottle, around maybe 1L or so. Ideally, get the kind with large top so it's easier to pull seeds into it. You just want something large enough that'll hold all the seeds and water.
3. Pour in the seeds. If you have a funnel then use it.
4. Pour in around 8-10 squirts of lemon juice.
5. Fill with enough water (not ice cold, but around room-temperature) that all the seeds are submerged and then fill a bit more to ensure you can shake it properly.
6. Shake that shit hard for 5-10 minutes.
7. Either drive it straight using your teeth as a filter for the seeds OR strain the seeds out with the poppy juice going into a larger pitcher. If you use the straining method, do it multiple times to get as much juice from the seeds as possible.
8. Drink it all as quickly as possible on an empty stomach.
. . .
You will end up with a fairly weak dose of poppy seed juice, which consists of mostly codeine with a bit of morphine.
Of course, this costs a lot more than buying a pill. But, you can buy the stuff from the store.
. . .
If you do it right, you'll be feeling pretty great.
You may get a small amount of nausea but that's good cause it means it's working.
>birthday implies get-out-free-card from rules
>implying i give a fuck
timestamp, SITP, feet any these three or
I am, sorry hun.
timestamp, couldn't find sharpie.
But alas, I'm nothing special sir.
You'd definitely make a good pet. I'd whip you into shape in no time if you wanted. One of my subs asked to lose weight and after thinking about wanting a skinny pet I put her on a strict diet and exercise. She came out very nicely. Of course, other pets of mine can stay as they are, they also have diets to keep their bodies where they are but they're not so strict, since I do like my girls with a bit of meat for me to play with.
>OP is, and always will be a fucking flaming faggot
I am on a diet and doing exercise 3-4 times a week, and it's slowly coming off which is nice. My inward curves are returning and I LOVE it.
My ass is in progress but we can't all be perfect
Except her. She is perfect.
Looking good darling. If you're in the western US and you are ever interested in a master-figure to take care of you and really whip you into shape drop a throw-away email. I will definitely get you to where you want to be, I loved working out with my pet.
You'd maybe need a little plumpening, but you'd make a great little pet too. Still loving the nipples.
I wanna see your face, you look so cute! Don't post it here but uugh!<3
this is for you Femanon. Last one for tonight because COLD!
I don't need a collar to be a good pet. says my boyfriend.
Holy shit can you BE any more gorgeous? 100000/10, femanon. I'm coming to find you and cuddle you.
Not all pets need collars, but some really enjoy them. It's a matter of working with barriers, and slowly removing them while expanding sexual and emotional boundaries. That's makes a good pet a good pet.
>at the risk of absolute b8
but seriously, just cover your left nip with your hand to prove you're not b8
or timestamp OR GTFO
That would require us leaving you!!
Besides, I'm posting from my phone.
He Has a large dog cage for me. He made me sleep in it one night when i was bad. The morning sex was the best ever despite cramps from sleeping in a small cage.
Nobody cares at this moment. You're acting like a sheepish child screaming "tits or gtfo" because "omg i want to b liek le 4chan oldfag! 1!!!1".
Honestly, if you dont believe it. Or think shes attention whoring than just ignore the thread. Dont post in it because screaming "tits or gtfo" is giving attention to said "whore".
You look very nice.
Oh that's really nice. Actually the girl that lost the weight loves the cage, since she was the only one of my current pets that can fit in it with her slimmer figure as it's quite small.
It was sent to me by a nice femanon, a day I was fucking sad.
Happy birthday, bro!
You look gorgous(?), while you may not have the tits of a pornstar i think you look beautifull. Your bf is a lucky fellow
I did get it! Gimme a seccc
np :) was kidding anyway
im not completely sure you can claim it without instantly redeeming, it might be worth quickly creating a humble bundle account to claim it, then link it to his steam later, it might have gone before then though
just in case, heres a duplicate of mutant blobs :)
haha, it's fine!! you look amazing!
I'm glad that did not go to waste
you can use your real e-mail with me hun, i don't bite. Unless you want me to.
A bunch of boys lusting over me and a beautiful femanon to e-mail, tonight is the best!
looks like she is heading to bed!
I can stick around to chat or chill or whatever.
last one for real this time. Any other femanons lurking wanna play? she left me really horny :c
Happy birthday fag if you're in Australia go to a brothel have a root or just go find some skank
I have this on my phone. here. it's too cold to get up.
This is the biggest b8 I've seen in years. OP is clearly a guy using his gf/exgf nudes to score OC. Hence why there hasn't been a timestamp this whole time. I can smell the fucking new in this thread
Are you stupid? She did as was requested and phones don't show the opposite all the time you stupid shit. My s2 reverses the mirror after I take the picture so it shows as normal perspective.
Oh honey the dumbasses are coming out to play.
>Say you don't have a marker
>They ask for things involving marker
I'm just chillin' while finishing the last of this movie at the moment, but holy crap you might be better either making a new thread or trying again tomorrow lol
Maybe just take a photo that includes your monitor displaying this thread? Include a pic you've sent in the frame.
>Pic related, just include yourself
Left hand holding necklace from >>580037723
Right hand holding wristband from >>580043435
Earphones in bellybutton. (Can't get any random than this)
or just say that you're a fag, dump all the nudes, everybody wins.
You can't give the fags the idea that they manipulated you, they get off on that.
People who believe shit on 4chan are fucking idiots to begin with. If you don't get proof after a little while then it should be fucking obvious that nothing is coming so you should just enjoy what you get. It's the faggots crying about it for an hour that are pathetic. Acting otherwise is rising to the bait and being manipulated, thereby showing that you are immature and/or a newfag. Welcome to the Internet.
YOU are such a fucking failure you should just an hero. Anons delivar all the time here and we are all honest people. Just because you were tricked the first week you were here doesn't mean shit. So fucking naive. Petty child.
An anon who sages does not stick around the thread
> The fact that you must repeat that you are a chick means intent
>Replying to my post after saging
LOL I <3 you so for your inferiority