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I just found my 12 year old brothers fleshlight, and he needs to be punished. since going to my parents is a bitch move, i need some inspiration. Any ideas?
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Clean it out with icy hot
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>>579943290
confiscate it and use it for yourself
unless femanon then tits or gtfo
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fill it with chocolate cake or something disgusting and put it back. maby your poop
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hot sauce.
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What did he do?
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lots of pepper
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Put razor blades in it.
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>>579943619
this
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>>579943290
>he needs to be punished

Leave the boy alone anon

Don't be a faggot and just pretend that you never even found it
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just come inside of it and put it back.
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well he took a certian 1200 laptop of mine and literally gave it an uncountable number of viruses from browsing porn.
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>>579943290
Dude he's just a kid discovering the beautiful joy of fapping. Leave him alone lol...
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>>579943290
Don't fucking punish him at all
12 is a perfectly acceptable age to be curious about sex. Tell him that being sexual is bad and you're just fucking him up
Either put it back and pretend you didn't find it, or use the opportunity to talk to him about being more discreet / STIs / pregancy / protection
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>>579944000
Welp double dub trips called it
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>>579943290
Is it sealable?
If so, massive ammounts of super glue mixed with a small ammount of lube to keep the glue from drying.
Be sure to close it good.
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Shove ungodly amounts of dial men's body wash in it, and lube it up nice and even, then put it back where you found it.

His dick skin will burn right off. Like that shit will peeeeelllll
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>>579943290
>stop being a cunt
>pour hot sauce in it
Pick one
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line the inside with sandpaper
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Fill it with HIV positive blood. That's teach him a lesson.
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messing with a 12 year olds fleshlight is just asking for your ass to get raped
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>>579944187
bump for hotsauce.
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>>579944009
That's your own fault for being a dumb nigger and letting him use it/not having a secure password/not knowing how to get rid of viruses
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put hydrofluoric acid inside of it
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>>579944395
>4395▶
>Fill it with HIV positive blood. That's teach him a lesson

kek.
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>>579944009
so back up what you need, wipe it, and start over. then talk to him about it. youre too grown for this sit man
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>>579943290
Put razorblades at the deepens however far he can go in so as he slides in it cuts him. Then at the end just to top it off, a metal spike to stab him also.
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how in the fuck does a 12 year old acquire a fleshlight

this is a legitimate question
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How does a 12 year old afford a Fleshlight?
Those things cost $65.
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salt + ghost pepper sauce
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put icy hot inside for the lulz
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>>579944226
yes
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>>579944009
>>579943619
Do this. Not lethal or really harmful, just enough to teach him a lesson in discretion and respect.
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>>579943619
Holy shit, yes.
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>>579943619
This.
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>>579944000
Double-D Trips calls it
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>>579943290
put some pepper on it
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>>579943290
He needs to be punished?
I mean, why, because he's using a fleshlight when he could be using his older brother instead? HE'S UNBELIEVABLE!
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kill him
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>>579943290
Shove pins in it
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>>579944000
>literally gets double dubs
>and trips
>everyones too busy being cancer
4chn is kil
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>>579944118
Those ID dubs.
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>>579944000
>>579943290
FUCKING OBEY HIM OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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Glue pins on the inside
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>>579944106
OP for the love of god do this
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>>579944000
>dubs are disabled.
>doesnt stop him.
>achieves legendary double triple
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>>579944000
Trips comand
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>>579944123
This
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Fuck him in the ass
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>>579944000
OBEY THE TRIPS
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Icy Hot....
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DO WHAT TRIPS SAYS AND WARN AGAINST STDS
ITLL BE GLORIOUS
POST PICS TOO
>>579944106
>>579944000
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>>579944000
holy shit, i just realized you got double dubs too!. holy fuck
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>>579944000
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I guess every other fleshlight user would need to be punished too

amirite?

What did he do to be punished, I hope it has nothing to do with the fleshlight
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>>579943290
Stick a bit of icy hot down inside it.
Put it back.
>repeat as often as you desire.
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>>579944000
best thing that happened to me today.
do it OP
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>>579944000
Screencapping this now. The day has finally come. Bow to your new king, /b/.
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>>579944528
topkek
seriously that game is AMAZINGLY cool though
/b/ros with no patience should give it a go
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>>579944000
obey
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Take a shit in it
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>>579944000
I heard the power of the almighty Double dubs Trip and I never thought I would see it with my own eyes, Praise the almighty /b/ro!!
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after scrounging a bit more, i just found he has a brazzers membership and a twistys membership, as well as a industrial sized carton of lubricant. How. The. Fuck.
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>>579944000
GLORIOUS GET
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>>579943619
my first thought was fake blood, but yeah, Icy Hot.
A thousand times this.
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>>579944000
What is so special about this comment i dont get it?????
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>>579947680
Your dad probably got the lube for them to share
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>>579947680
give us his account
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>>579943290
yes you should make him feel horrible about it and develop some weird sexuallly repressed desires and end up banging little kids. great sibling, have fun ruining his normal life.
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>>579947790
Lurk moar, faggot.
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>>579948205

I made a commemorative thread. Never forget.
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>>579943290
What's the problem?
Stop digging through your brother's shit and put it back where you found it.
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>>579944000
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>>579944000
g l o r i o u s
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>>579944000
dub dub trips
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>>579943290
How does a 12 year old acquire a flashlight....... Throw that shit away. That kid needs to spend some time with his hand.
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>>579944000
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>>579944000
Sweet baby Jesus is coming back. Time to drink up
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>>579947680
Why are you digging into your brothers fap habbits? Leave the kid to his own business unless you want to mutual fap with him or some shit.
Also obey the double dub trips you double nigger!
>>579944000
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>>579944000
The dubs, holy shit
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>>579944000
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Put RapeX - anti rape condom inside. He'll have to get a doctor to remove it. You win.
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>>579943290
superglue in fleshlight
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>>579944000
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>>579944000
cool
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>>579944000
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>>579944000
hory shiet
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>>579944000
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>>579944000
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>>579944000
Hi mom!
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>>579944000
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>>579944000
Do it, OP.
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>>579950010
almost quads pls
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>12 year old needs to be punished for being horny

This is how serial killers are made.
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>>579944000
BY GOD
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>>579944000
That is the most glorious set of numbers i may ever lay my eyes on
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>>579944776
Was wondering the same thing.
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>>579944000
FUCKING NICE
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>>579950104
Almost most epic bread of all time
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>>579944000
fucking this
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>>579950226
this
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>>579944000
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SQUIRT ICY-HOT OR BENGAY DEEP INTO THAT RUBBER PUSSY!!!!
HIS DICK WILL FEEL LIKE HE JUST FUCKED A GHOST PEPPER!!!!
THE BEST PART IS ONCE IT KICKS IN IT WILL BE WAAAAAAY TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING BUT CRY AND TAKE THE BURNING PAIN!!!
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>>579944000
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>>579943290
Acid. Strong acid.
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>>579944000
you do it now OP and take picture and show us the picture
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>>579950469
Is like to know the same. It's been brought to my attention he couldn't have gone to a store because of age restrictions. He couldn't possibly own a legit CC. He wouldn't have the cash to buy a stolen CC. So my assumption is the faggot 12 year old stole it from some friends parent or older brother and is reusing it. The 12 yo wouldn't have the freedom to stay home and wait for a package to be delivered either without being suspicious to parents as well.
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Leave it be. He's 12. Acquiring a fleshlight at that age must have bee a fucking herculean effort. He'll resent the fuck out of you if you ruin what he worked so hard for.

But if you just need to do something to fuck with him, clearly you need to come in it and put it back. >>579944000
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CUM IN IT THEN PUT ICY HOT IN IT
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but who was phone?
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>>579944000
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>>579944000
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>>579944000
epic bread with an actually interesting topic, last dub dub trip was full of faggots
>>579950617
also, fucking this, with both
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>>579943290
why would he need to be punished for it? unless you are a grill then it makes sense that you would want to take joy out of a man's life. teach them young as they always say.
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>>579944000
omg this is gonna make the news, some faggot got consecutive series of repeating digits as his post number on /b/
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>>579950226
>implying serial killers are part of the problem.
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>>579944000
TRIPPLE DUBSS
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You must do the trips; however you need to find out how the fuck he got a fleshlight.
I suspect your parents or another "adult" has shown him or done some shit to him he shouldn't have been a part of. After you cum in it you should make sure he's okay.
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>>579950958
Visa prepaid giftcard
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>>579951162
i really hope so
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hot sauce mixed with coarse salt and lemon juice
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>>579944000
>mfw trip double dubs
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>>579944000
SHEEEIIIT
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>>579944000
It's beautiful
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>>579944000
wow, had to google this fucking garbage. Newfag what of it. Apparently its a big thing.
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Put a bloody tampon in it.
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OP's not delivering
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>>579944000
double dub trips get??
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>>579944000
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>>579944000
you. are. god.
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>>579943290
rub the inside with a carolina reaper chilli
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>>579944776

Haay guise! How do I internets?
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>>579944000
dub dub trips
nice
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>>579943290
Icy hot
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FILL IT WITH BENGAY
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>>579944000
the day has come
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>>579944000
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE LEGENDARY DOUBLE DUB TRIPS, BROTHER
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>>579944776

Triple dubs 2.0
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While I'm wondering how a 12 year old even got a fleshlight, what makes it such a big deal if he wants to use one?

>going to your parents
The chance that your father bought him one to deal with urges seems probable. Cause it's really hard to see how he got his hands on one otherwise
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Pic related, my flesh light
http://youtu.be/Ssjl_hSvv60
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>>579944000
dem trips
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>>579944000
>mfw
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>>579952359
>being this desperate for pussy
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>>579944000
>>579944000
>>579944000
toasting in epic bread
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>>579944000
I WAS HERE FIRST FAGLORDS
BURN
MAY THE DUB DUB TRIPS LIVE
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>>579944779
Drugs and 1337 montages
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>>579952359
ew
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>>579943290
>he needs to be punished

Why?

And who gave you authority to decide it or to do it?
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>>579948135
Holy fuck. This is perfect op!
>captcha
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>>579944000
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>>579952623
I was the first to call it, faggot
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>>579952705
Re rolling for this.
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>>579944000
Why is it so important?
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gonnna make my mark on le epic bread
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>>579944000
yass
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>>579944000
uhm uhm uhm uhm uhm trips bitch
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Use it but don't clean it out when you give it back.
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>>579947680
Now i'm believing more and more that it's your dad helping him get this shit.

>you will never have a relationship this awesome with your dad
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>>579951819
Wow. You. Are. Faggot.
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>>579944000
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>>579952872
>implying it isn't
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>>579944000
Im just so emotional now
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>>579944000
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>>579943290
Why does he need to be punished again? He would just be wacking it with his hand anyway.
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You need to put hot sauce in the fleshlight, then rape your brother in the ass while masturbating him with the spicy fleshlight. tobasco sauce or red dot is pretty spicy
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>>579943290
Fill it with pepper spray
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>>579953391
i second this
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>>579944000

The gods have spoken.

Have tits. All yours.
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Bosting Bn Bpic Bread.
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>>579947680
You have to fap inside the fleshlight, the gods of dubs and trips has spoken. And then place it right out in plain view for all to see.
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>>579944000
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>>579944009
better question why would you pay that much for a laptop?
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>>579953231
I'm not saying it isn't just newfag here, would be glad to hear any background/story
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>>579944000
Good GET, or best GET ever?
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>>579944000
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you need to tell him some fake scientific bullshit, like fleshlights contain a chemical or something that can cause ball cancer and that he needs to go to the doctors, make him so afraid he tells your parents
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>>579944000
>0 fucks given.
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>>579944000
So calm
So casual
So cool
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>>579944000
I just came, left to get soup and came again.
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dont do anything disgusting to it other than blow up a pic of your mum and make her mouth the entrance using glue. then walk away then come back on here to decide whether calling your mum or just videoing him doing mummy dear.
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>>579944000
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>>579953808
people get retard boners when you get special numbers on /b/ idk about other boards, but here especially it gets ridiculous.
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>>579954080
DUB DUB TRIPS HAS SPOKEN
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>>579944000
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>>579953596
I lold so much harder than i should have
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>>579944000

dubs trips confirmed
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>>579944000
Wow. Would of been even more epic if it had been triple dubs trips get. Still epic. Congrats anon
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>>579954080
As I thought.
I'm In
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>>579944009
All hail the new King of /b/
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>>579944118
YYZ ID GET WOOOOOw
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>>579944000
God of dubs and quads has spoken
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>>579944000
damn...
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someone please just post some Cheese Pizza and take this shit down already.
captcha: came
oh for fucks sake
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>>579944000
wow
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>>579943290
Icy hot and ketchup
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>>579944000
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>>579944000
by the gods....this can't be happening
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>>579943290
Use it but don't clean it afterwards.
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Just cum in it and put it back, what's he gonna do? "MOOOOOOOOOM BIG BROTHER CAME IN MY FAKE PUSSY AND DIDN'T CLEAN IT!''

:p
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>>579944000
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>>579947680
You are way too interested in your brother's masturbatory habits.
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>>579944000
wew

#checked there, friend :^)
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>>579954174

Another tribute thread to help keep this one alive. Never forget.
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>>579944000
god tier, we're not worthy!
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>>579943290
put hot sauce and salt in it .
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>>579944000
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>>579944000
I just fucked my own flesh light then wrapped a slice of toast around my cock and fapped with it, all because I am lucky enough to be on 4chins to witness this moment. Anon...you are one glorious cunt
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Updates OP. We've been through a lot in this thread. Don't let us down now.
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>>579943290
Replace his lube with superglue.
[/Thread
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Forget because this is a waste of brain cells
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let him fuck you so he can see what the real thing feels like.
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>>579944000
gay
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>>579944000
Double-dubs trip ftahgn!
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>>579944009
Entirely your own fault, dumbass
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>>579943827
kek'd
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>>579954835

Dub dub trips happened. /thread will not happen for a while.
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>>579951397
Who would give a prepaid CC to a kid.. And how would no one notice the kid getting a shady package...... This kid did something shady
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>>579954760
I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST
I CALLED OP AN FAGGOT
WE'RE NOT WORTHY
WE'RE NOT WORTHY
>THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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force him to INTENTIONALLY the whole fleshlight!!!

THAT'S what I would call "punishment"...
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>>579944000

my god

it's full of stars
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>>579944118
>dub dub in ID
>trip dub
based penta dub
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>>579945390

All these years and I've never figured out why anybody gives a shit about post numbers. It's not like Moot comes over and makes mouth sex with you for getting dubs, quads and or trips.

Who fucking cares? Get back to the topic at hand.
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>>579944000
>44
>000
niec
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>>579943290
Tell him youre going to watch him smoke the whole pack
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Icy hot
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why do you want to destroy your brother's healthy sexuality OP.
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>>579943290
>>579944009
>>579947680

How does it feel now that the Dub Dub Trips God arose on your thread and nobody give a fuck about you, OP?
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Stap him to the bed and use it on him. That'll teach him.
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>>579955259
it feels even better m8
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>>579944000
>99
>44
>000

simbly ebic, friend

:^)
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>>579943290
Who the fuck died and made you Judge Judy and Executioner?

He is 12..
When you were 12 you yanked your crank and you fucking know it..

(Or else you are a liar!)

Put his shit back where you found it and fuck off.

(You sound more like a twisted sexual sadist to me.)
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>>579955415
Fuck you sagefag
This is legendary
Kill yourself
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>>579955302
>99
>44
>000
lrn2postnumber
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>>579955580
are u a wizard
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This thread has the most fucking retards in it then any other on 4chan.
Fucking number lovers worst then niggers
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>>579955259
its just part of the imageboard culture

you must learn to love the dubs anon
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>>579944000
thank you double dubs trips for this special moment in my life
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>>579954546
Ur a faggot
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>>579943290

i have the same one

sure beats jacking off with a fucking greasy dirty hand..plus it feels exactly like a vagina which is a bonus for when you actually do go fuk a female
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>>579955721
Then you try and get dub dub trips.
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> posting in epic thread
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DOUBLE DUBS FOR ALL
>Captcha: national
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>>579955721
why do you hate repeating numbers so much
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>>579955580
oh fuck hes doing it again
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>>579944000
mfw dubadub trips
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>>579955580
DUBS TRIPS FROM DOUBLE DUBS TRIPS /b/ro
LEGENDARY MOTHERFUCKER
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>>579955709
yes
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Fuck yes and this on my BdaY best present in my life ever.
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>>579944000
>>579955580
>first he does the legendary double dubs trips
>then he effortlessly pulls off a double triple

are you a god?
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>>579943652
You must be new here.>>579943652
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>>579944009
You better fucking do it.
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>>579956346
YOU SIR ARE LEGENDARY
INVEST IN YOUR LIFE
YOU WERE MEANT TO BE HERE
ONLY AN EPIC GET LIKE THIS COMES ONCE A MILLENNIA
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>>579944000
my god. it's beautiful.
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>>579943290
Sage in all fields. You are all faggots. Op and his brother are faggots together.

Fuck the trips bitch
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>>579956346
you are our new god now
how do you want to be called
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>>579956491
Or several times daily
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>>579956595
Fuck you, you fucking neckbeard newfag fucklord cumguzzling spongeslut, Miley Cyrus's Cum sponge eater
Go fuck yourself sideways with a crowbar, faggot.
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put it in his backpack, his social life will be smashed
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That's pretty epic thread I guess
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>>579955580

It's in the Propechy! /b/ 3:16.

"And the Moot will fall from the Heavens, betraying his own Kingdom to the SJW cancer known only as Zoe Twat. It is then that our Savior will come along. And you will know it is he, for he will herald his arrival with Dub Dub Trips. He will then pull Double Dubs on every post, and use his power to destroy their faggotry."

Let us pray.
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Lick the orifice opening and put it back, then burst it next time you think he's using it and tell him you licked it, that'll make him a total fucking faggot it'll be hilarious
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Fucking neckbeards should sacrifice themselves to their dubs trips faggot god.
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>>579956776
Tl;dr u r a faget
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>>579956595
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>>579944000
hola
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coat the inside with hot chili sauce
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>>579956910
you can start
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>>579956910
I like how you take this oppertunity to be edgy and use retarded bait.

Sage goes in all fields, you fucking faggot.
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>>579956973
I'm scurrrred. Come at me faggot
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>>579956821

/b/ 3:26
"And It was the savior, who dropped from the heavens with the Dub Dub Trips, and allowed all to embrace his Dubbing, as all of the Sinners and Faggots Had to check 'em"
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Where the FUCK is OP
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>>579957192
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>>579955580
>>579944009
>>579944000

this is like half of dubs and trips in this thread
its glorious
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Welcome to outside of your house. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.
You'll stay for a while, hang with a few friends, laugh a bit, and see a few great things. You'll remember the places that were of great amusement. This is where it all begins.
Before too long, you'll find yourself checking out the window in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking outside twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be strolling the streets for hours at a time.
Slowly, your internet life will take a back-seat to real world. You'll find yourself forgetting to troll people. You'll be on time for work because you'll loads of cash. Slowly, your life will improve in wealth and happiness.
As friends and dates slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with good humor. You'll become engrossed by the real world. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the better conventions. You'll find yourself dancing to iggy, techno, house, and all sorts of music things you used to find uncomfortable. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.
And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will be happy for you. You'll be happy. employed. Having it easy to survive. And best of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because it will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly evolve into a grown man, of manliness . Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will die, and all remains of your former self will be remembered with love.
Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.
Welcome to your new home.
Welcome to the real world.
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>>579957470
Come at me faggot
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