I just found my 12 year old brothers fleshlight, and he needs to be punished. since going to my parents is a bitch move, i need some inspiration. Any ideas?
Don't fucking punish him at all
12 is a perfectly acceptable age to be curious about sex. Tell him that being sexual is bad and you're just fucking him up
Either put it back and pretend you didn't find it, or use the opportunity to talk to him about being more discreet / STIs / pregancy / protection
>stop being a cunt
>pour hot sauce in it
How does a 12 year old afford a Fleshlight?
Those things cost $65.
>dubs are disabled.
>doesnt stop him.
>achieves legendary double triple
best thing that happened to me today.
do it OP
yes you should make him feel horrible about it and develop some weird sexuallly repressed desires and end up banging little kids. great sibling, have fun ruining his normal life.
Sweet baby Jesus is coming back. Time to drink up
Why are you digging into your brothers fap habbits? Leave the kid to his own business unless you want to mutual fap with him or some shit.
Also obey the double dub trips you double nigger!
SQUIRT ICY-HOT OR BENGAY DEEP INTO THAT RUBBER PUSSY!!!!
HIS DICK WILL FEEL LIKE HE JUST FUCKED A GHOST PEPPER!!!!
THE BEST PART IS ONCE IT KICKS IN IT WILL BE WAAAAAAY TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING BUT CRY AND TAKE THE BURNING PAIN!!!
Is like to know the same. It's been brought to my attention he couldn't have gone to a store because of age restrictions. He couldn't possibly own a legit CC. He wouldn't have the cash to buy a stolen CC. So my assumption is the faggot 12 year old stole it from some friends parent or older brother and is reusing it. The 12 yo wouldn't have the freedom to stay home and wait for a package to be delivered either without being suspicious to parents as well.
Leave it be. He's 12. Acquiring a fleshlight at that age must have bee a fucking herculean effort. He'll resent the fuck out of you if you ruin what he worked so hard for.
But if you just need to do something to fuck with him, clearly you need to come in it and put it back. >>579944000
You must do the trips; however you need to find out how the fuck he got a fleshlight.
I suspect your parents or another "adult" has shown him or done some shit to him he shouldn't have been a part of. After you cum in it you should make sure he's okay.
>mfw trip double dubs
While I'm wondering how a 12 year old even got a fleshlight, what makes it such a big deal if he wants to use one?
>going to your parents
The chance that your father bought him one to deal with urges seems probable. Cause it's really hard to see how he got his hands on one otherwise
Pic related, my flesh light
I WAS HERE FIRST FAGLORDS
MAY THE DUB DUB TRIPS LIVE
The gods have spoken.
Have tits. All yours.
you need to tell him some fake scientific bullshit, like fleshlights contain a chemical or something that can cause ball cancer and that he needs to go to the doctors, make him so afraid he tells your parents
dont do anything disgusting to it other than blow up a pic of your mum and make her mouth the entrance using glue. then walk away then come back on here to decide whether calling your mum or just videoing him doing mummy dear.
by the gods....this can't be happening
I just fucked my own flesh light then wrapped a slice of toast around my cock and fapped with it, all because I am lucky enough to be on 4chins to witness this moment. Anon...you are one glorious cunt
All these years and I've never figured out why anybody gives a shit about post numbers. It's not like Moot comes over and makes mouth sex with you for getting dubs, quads and or trips.
Who fucking cares? Get back to the topic at hand.
Who the fuck died and made you Judge Judy and Executioner?
He is 12..
When you were 12 you yanked your crank and you fucking know it..
(Or else you are a liar!)
Put his shit back where you found it and fuck off.
(You sound more like a twisted sexual sadist to me.)
Fuck yes and this on my BdaY best present in my life ever.
>first he does the legendary double dubs trips
>then he effortlessly pulls off a double triple
are you a god?
It's in the Propechy! /b/ 3:16.
"And the Moot will fall from the Heavens, betraying his own Kingdom to the SJW cancer known only as Zoe Twat. It is then that our Savior will come along. And you will know it is he, for he will herald his arrival with Dub Dub Trips. He will then pull Double Dubs on every post, and use his power to destroy their faggotry."
Let us pray.
Fucking neckbeards should sacrifice themselves to their dubs trips faggot god.
"And It was the savior, who dropped from the heavens with the Dub Dub Trips, and allowed all to embrace his Dubbing, as all of the Sinners and Faggots Had to check 'em"
this is like half of dubs and trips in this thread
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