Ask a Quadruple Amputee Anything

>>579928783
how are you typing

How did you post this?

>>579928874
>>579928893
/thread

Do you put out?

>>579928874
>>579928893

I use a jouse sip puff system

>>579928874
>>579928893
>>579929009
jouse sip puff system

How do you ctrl+alt+delete?

>>579929170
>>579929190
jouse puff right off of 4chan you fucker

>>579929170
>>579929190

jousesippuffsystemmind

You should start a blog!! i would keep up!

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>>579928783
I've been reading this all afternoon, thanks for sharing bro

> He tows using a jouse sip puff system
> amputated at 17 due to infection, now 19
> Can't fap, but he gets a hooker once in a while
> He doesn't game, but might try point click/turn based games

I would hit it but I'm kinky

>>579928783
This might be a very mean question, but seeing as you can't work out do you have a very strict diet so you don't gain weightand stay what people call "normal"? Or do you just eat as you want and eventually turn into a pile of lard?

>>579928783
Timestamp or GTFO

Do you have sex?
Are you a guy or a girl?
If you're a girl, nudes please?

I'm THAT kind of sick fuck

now, what are your music tastes OP?

>>579929278
i can do anything on a normal pc with my sip puffer

You should open the thread clarifying the obvious stuff to avoid the "how do you type" questions XD

you'd be easy to rape

OP,

You have a sister that loves you
You are a white, American male
You live in a time when you can earn a living online.
You have more sex than I do.

Come back anytime Quad-bro.

Hows it going?

>>579929416
me too, OP is a good boy

>>579928874
>>579928893
>>579929170
are you getting bored of these questions at the beginning of every fucking thread?

I know you don't want to an hero, but if you were gonna, how would you do it (assuming you're on your own to accomplish said task)?

so this guy is legit ?

>>579928783

hows the sex life?

how do you masturbate?

>>579929831
Kek'd

>>579928783
Why ask when I can just fuck?

>>579929598
i dont eat much ive gained a little weight since losing my arms and legs but i was thin to begin with so im average right now i know ill get fat eventually though


>>579929610
cant write or use camera

>>579929639

i get ecsorts occasionally but have a low sex drive in general

im a guy pic in the op is google find and blatant photshop to get attention to thread

would you like it if i offered you a chicken mcnugget? i dont eat chicken mcnuggets because my taste buds are exclusively for burgerking only....nigger

story time, last thread 404d

>be me
>actually know quad girl
>meet her on beach sobbing uncontrollably
>"what's wrong?"
>"I really need a hug"
>pick up quadgirl for heartfelt embrace
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>set quadgirl down
>"cya around"
>next day
>walking dog on beach before work
>see quadgirl again crying
>"what's bothering you today hun?"
>"I've never been kissed not once"
>feelobligationtochangethat.gif
>"you have just been kissed :)"
>wish her a good rest of day
>next day
>walking dog at beach, enjoying serene atmosphere
>see quadgirl crying. again.
>slightly annoyed
>"what's wrong today hun?"
>"frankly, I just need a good fuck. I want to know how it feels"
>"I guess I can fuck you"
>pick up quadcunt
>toss her in ocean
>tfw you just fucked a quadruple amputee

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>>579928874
boxing gloves

>>579930530
is it frustrating op not being able to do anything and not being able to an hero when you wanted too

does it hurt that much to sit on your legs? did it hurt as much as ur dads dick the first time?

>>579928783
>>579929170
>>579929713
>>579930530

How about this time stamp + tits

Can't use a camera

enable your webcam and live stream

double amputee? High five!

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>>579928783
Been Lurking in a few of these threads, really genuinely appreciate all you've been sharing with us OP. What i would like to know is what do you prefer to wear as far as pants go, considering legs aren't part of the equation?

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>>579930569

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>>579930594
k

>>579930169
I was in the last 2 threads and would say he definitely is

How do you type?

Is it easier to poop without legs?

do you ever get stuck on your back like a turtle?

Can you jump?

What would happen if you dressed up as a potato?

What's your favorite kind of porn?

How do you fap?

plz respond.

>>579929698
i dont listen to much music but like classic rock

>>579929831
i know please dont rape me


>>579929982
bored stuck at home

>>579930017
yes

>>579930080
i dont know probably roll into traffic or something

>>579930193
not to active

>>579928783
Please post more pictures of you

>>579930530
>>i get ecsorts occasionally but have a low sex drive in general

do you tell them beforehand ?

do they all accept ?

how are they around you in general ? awkward or do some of them really go the extra mile to give you a great time ?

ps you should totally pay one to do a porn with you and post it

One of the worst points i have felt in my life was becasue i ignored a 3 limbed amputee.

>be me
>be 8 or 9
>be at an airport in the early-mid 90s
>before 9/11 so i can stand by window to see me parents take of.
>amputee in a wheel chair with one arm pulls up next to me by window.
>he cant talk
>types into a cumputer
> "hi, my name is charley brown" says his robot voice"
>I don't even turn to look
>dont know what to do
>frozen.jpg
>robot voice again says "how are you today?"
>i turn and look him in the eyes
> i turn back out and look out the window
>never said a word to him
> i still feel back for totally ignoring him.
>now go out of my way to be extra kind and helpful to disabled people

>>579928783
Here do you live? And what do the government do for people in your position?

We're you a good student before the amputation? Do you think if you went back to school it would be a struggle? I'd bet that it would still be boring, but maybe the mental stimulation would help you find something you want to do or get into for work/study/hobby

>>579931192
http://www.doctrinedesigns.de/Lala's%20Everday%20Life

These is where the first phto is from

but eh

Do you get drunk or high?

>>579930530
have your sister take pics!
do you twitter ?

>>579931545
dont feel bad bro. that was actually a pretty good reaction for a kid not to talk to a stranger, amputee or not.

>>579931167
How did you lose your limbs?

How do you get food and prepare it?

Have you watched all of the seasons of Game of Thrones?

>>579932184
bacterial meningitis, had a seizure and went to the ER where he was put in a medical coma, body went septic and mom signed papers to have all 4 of his limbs amputated. Happened when he was 17, he's 19 now

>>579930873
its very frustrating being unable to care for myself anymore


>>579931028
my stumps are short enough that i usually wear shorts and they cover them but in the rare times i wear pants i have my sister fold and pin the legs

>>579931151
>How do you type?
read thread

>Is it easier to poop without legs?
no not at all i have no balance

>do you ever get stuck on your back like a turtle?
getting up is hard but i can manage it

>Can you jump?
no

>What would happen if you dressed up as a potato?
i would be dressed as a potato

>What's your favorite kind of porn?
girl on girl

>How do you fap?
i cant

>plz respond.

>>579932162
He was young though. still a kid not much other than me maybe early teens.
And it was early 90's so it was a different time and place.

>>579928874

Shit was doomed from the start.
It failed so hard its almost epic.

do people ask to have you jerk them of with your stump's?

>>579932558
Unleash the nudes

do you use the same escorts?

>>579932558
do you use a kids/baby seat so you not fall into the toilet

so where is the fucking timestamp proof?

could literally fuck and chuck

>>579933061
8/10

Are you a virgin?

>>579931513
>do you tell them beforehand ?
yes

>do they all accept ?
no some wont do it

>how are they around you in general ? awkward or do some of them really go the extra mile to give you a great time ?
its only been akward twice most of them are very polite

>ps you should totally pay one to do a porn with you and post it
no

>>579931690
i get disability from the gov

>>579931724
i was a b student school was really hard after it happened and i dropped out my senior year still havent completed hs

>>579932017
weed makes me freak out i dont drink much at all

>>579932110
no twitter sis isn't home for pics and if she was i dont know if i want to put myself out like that


>>579932184

this guy >>579932496 covered it

>>579932496
wow, thats gotta suck

I feel bad, but he wouldnt want me to feel bad

I just hope he can still do the things he loves

>>579932496
How do you know all this?

>>579933741
there's been 2 other threads before this one

>>579932734
aw didnt get he was a kid too ... bah, all kids do heartless shit like that at some point :/

how do you move around?
>flap like a fucking fish

us hould get like robot arms and robot legs also can i be ur escort im 17

>>579932949
no

>>579932967
yes i have an attachment that makes the hole smaller and easier to sit on

>>579933284
no

>>579934303
are you not too much frustrated to watch movies or read stories about a life that you know you will never have?

>>579929713
can you play?

Are you unhappy? Why don't you kill yourself? Do you believe in god?

>>579933487
>>its only been akward twice most of them are very polite

could you describe how a session goes usually ?

what kind of girls do you usually choose ?

do your parents or sister know about the hookers ? do they leave you alone to do your thing with them ?

Do you have or get depression?

OP? where is timestamped pic proof

Are you religious? If not, were you before everything, or did the amputation change your outlook at all

>>579934381
its an escape i love watching movies


>>579934470
yes im unhappy
im scared of dying
agnostic


>>579934507
they usually come over and we smalltalk for a minute then we talk about what we want to do and how then they undress me and we get to business
i choose mostly white girls but have had asian and black
my mom doesnt know but my sister does she leaves us alone

>>579932558
You don't have to include your face in the photo.

>>579935320
>timestamp
This is a quadruple amputee we're talking about, dumbass.

looks like a fleshlite wiff titts

>>579934303
Why wouldn't you use the same whores? I'd prefer a good experience with the same cumdumpster over a potentially awkward one with a random fuckhole.

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>>579933487
You're a hero, your life could bring countless inspiration for other people

What foods do you prefer to eat after that?

What is your outlook of this? is it negative because now you have to deal with shit? or positive because now that you're at the bottom theres nothing to stop you from going up?

have you considered being a badass and doing incredible things despite your disability?

do you exercise at all?

are you going to make a new plan for your future now that you've been faced with this?

what is something that you actually enjoy doing (like reading) that isnt passive (like watching tv) and why do you like it

just so you know, people like you have great potential to become heroes.

do u have any friends?

>>579935636
How do you find trustworthy escorts?

do you have legs

>>579935856
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>579936065
>quadruple amputee
>having legs
pick one, newfriend

>>579936172
true but its been boring as fuck at my office.

>>579936330
what does any of this have to do with you being bored at your office you stupid fucking cunt, i am asking how we know this is legit and i am not wasting my time. i missed the other 2 threads, where is the proof

>>579936559
As you said, fiction.

Either believe him or don't. If it's fiction, it's very well thought out and researched fiction.

>>579936559
Fuck off retard

>>579935909
variety is the spice of life

also i dont get them regularly we arent going to develop a relationship only seeing each other every few months

>>579935952
>What foods do you prefer to eat after that?
i still like the same food steak and pizza is my favorite

>What is your outlook of this? is it negative because now you have to deal with shit? or positive because now that you're at the bottom theres nothing to stop you from going up?
my outlook is life sucks then you die no inspirational words of wisdom here

>have you considered being a badass and doing incredible things despite your disability?
no

>do you exercise at all?
no

>are you going to make a new plan for your future now that you've been faced with this?
i dont know i just need to go back to school

>what is something that you actually enjoy doing (like reading) that isnt passive (like watching tv) and why do you like it
most of my hobbie are passive i dont do much because there isnt much i can do

>>579935989
a couple

>>579936051
its a gamble

Has there been any evidence that OP's story is true, other than the extreme accuracy and specificity of the claims?

>>579932496
what did u think when u woke up with no arms and legs?

how do wipe arse?

>>579928783
do you bear crawl everywhere on your stubs?

>>579935636
how old is your sister ?

do you guys live together ?

How long have you been on 4chan, OP?

>>579936806
>>579936875
seriously? so is this another idiotic fucking /b/ meme that i must see regularly now? ofcourse its 100% fake if there is no timestamp proof

>>579937240
i am sure now it's complete bullshit, you could easily make someone take a pic and blur out face so that you can use it on the internet, so that you dont have to go through that crap with people calling you a liar every time

>>579937261
i was heavily sedated but still freaked out
its really scary trying to move your arms and legs and realizing they arent there anymore
it was like a really bad dream i wanted to get up and grab things but couldnt i cried alot had frequent panic attacks it was absolutely terrifying

i cant wipe my own ass

>>579937402
sort of I can only go short distances because it hurts

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>>579928783

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9diUmnnk-k

>>579938095
OP you are so fucking full of shit you fucking aids faggot, why put the time and effort into faking this just for 20min on 4chan? how has your attention seeking become this fucking bad?

i wish you really did end up quadraplegic you nigger

Are there thing you regret having not done before the incident?

>>579937734
shes 26 we live together

>>579937772
3 years

>>579938414
im a quadruple amputee not a quadroplegic

>>579938612
i never had sex before it happened and wish i did

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How abaou make a patrick stella cosplay?

>>579939127
shut the fuck up faggot you are the worst kind of cancer

>>579939127
Damn so the first time you fucked was as a helpless cripple

>>579939127
Hey OP, thanks for sharing your story, I wish you the best

Do you ever feel trapped?

>>579939291
Why are you still here if you feel that way?

>>579939453
all the time

You cant take selfies.

>>579939127
well I've got no more questions
Just want to say that people staring at you when you are in public dont think you are a monster, they are just curious. But they dont want you to think that they are thinking that way, that's why they often look somewhere else when they see that you saw them looking at you.

But you probably already know that.. or not.. I would like to know if you know that.

How many people in your situation would have to gain their arms and legs before you'd rather let them have their arms and legs than get your own back? Just 2 people? 10? 100?

>>579939649
how do you cope with it? do you just distract yourself or meditate?

Ever thought of trying drugs?

Do you feel any pain?
Do you have any bleeds on you stamps? Do you blame anyone for being like this?
If you could choose 100 million dollars, but no chance to ever get a prosthetic body or any kind of new treatment or your old body back, what would you choose?

this is so much bullshit, timestamp or i dont believe you

>>579928783
doesn't your computer have a fucking integrated webcam or some shit? take a picture or end this lameness.

Get down on your knees!
>Bitch plz

>>579940086
Maybe he doesn't need a laptop, and therefore his computer doesn't have a webcam?

>>579940263
>Mfw cripple has no knees.
>Cripple falls flat on her face trying to give you sucky sucky
>Cripple sad
>Cripple wants to suicide.
>Cripple can't suicide because cripple is cripple

Hang on OP, maybe in 20 years or so you can volunteer to be a subject for functional 4 limb prosthesis.

>>579939745
i know but its still uncomfortable

>>579939760
i dont get the question

>>579939875
i distract myself turn on a movie usually

drugs just make me feel worse and more trapped

>>579939887
no pain but phantom sensation sometimes

whats are bleeds on stamps ?

i dont blame anyone

id rather have my body than any amount of money

I've been in all the threads even if he lies could /b/ be more friendly ?

>>579940807
>whats are bleeds on stamps?
Sorry, English is not my mother language, I was asking if you bleed, I guess not, since you don't feel any pain.

>>579940807
If you could choose between you getting your arms and legs back, or X amount of other people in your situation getting their arms and legs back, how big would X have to be for you to let them get their arms and legs back rather than get your own arms and legs back?

How'd she put the makeup on?

>>579928783
Is that you in the picture, OP?

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How do you compensate for the lack of body communication through your hands?

>>579928783
>Good luck with your life whoever you are

>>579940594
i dont have a laptop or webcam i have a tower with 2 lcds


>>579941316
oh fuck i dont know i cant answer that id probably be selfish though

Ever thought about getting robotic arms and/or legs. This might sound kind of cold, but im sure there are companys out there that would love for you to test some of their shit.

For making this thread without arms, I give you a standing ovation op

what about your sister she is no robot to be at your side 24/7 do you feel guilty

Why dont you fuck with your eyes, ears, tongue and nose, so you can Also be deaf, blind, dumb and anosmic?

>>579941915
Do you sometimes wish someone would kill you so you wouldn't have to make that decision yourself?

>>579941676
no its a obvious shoop

>>579941838
i just communicate by talking

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Would you get your knob chopped off if it meant getting a Robocop body?

>>579942706
if you haven't already, you should look into this type of thing:

http://www.amputee-coalition.org/support-groups-peer-support/participate-in-research/

>>579942412
i feel like a burden but she says she doesnt mind

>>579942508
no

did you keep your arms and legs to yourself

Have you ever considered making porn, working on a circus or making any grotesque job that would ridicularize your condition, but would give you some good money?

Are you DTF

>>579942883
i dont know

>>579943236
no

>>579943280
sure

how often do you laugh with friends or whatnot?

do you make jokes about your current physique?

>>579943648
When and where

how are you browsing this if you can't read

>>579943707
im usually the butt of the joke wherever i am i try to laugh about it

Have you ever watched the Elephant Man?

>>579928783
are you looking into maybe using other assistive tech besides sipp and puf? Eye tracking seems like it would be a lot faster for text entery and general computer use but im not sure how widely its deployed.

how do react on sympathy of other people cuz personally i feel u didnt deserve this but anyway i hope u get some robot arms or something just have some hope

Do you believe that there will be some invention in the near future ( like egzoskeleto ) and you'll be able to walk and use your hands again ?

>>579944145
yes

>>579944339
eye systems seem awesome but for now im satisfied with the sip puff

>>579944859
Can you walk us through an average day in your life? Bonus points for green text

>>579928783
>ask a human fleshlight anything

Fixed it

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>>579945118
>walk us through.
Mfw cripple cant walk

OP
i was thinking about it, dont you miss play video games?

how do react on sympathy of other people cuz personally i feel u didnt deserve this but anyway i hope u get some robot arms or something just have some hope

>>579944859
How does typing work with sip'n'puff anyway? Do puff till your on the right letter and then sip to enter or something like that? How fast can you do it?

>>579945118
>sleep most of the day
>get up before my sis gets home from work or she wakes me up if im not already
>take shit and shower with sisters assistance
>sister dresses me
>she makes some food
>feeds me (i try to eat only once a day)
>we sit down and watch a movie maybe two
>she goes to bed
>i go back to bedroom and shitpost here or watch movies for hours
>she gets up for work in the morning
>asks me if I need anything and assists where needed
>leaves for work
>I stay up a few hours longer maybe and go to bed
>repeat

Days like today suck though because im up without anyone home and cant do much for myself. She usually leaves something pre made and easy to eat like a cut up slice of pizza or pizza rolls out in case i get hungry but it sucks because i cant heat it up or anything. if i need to shit i just try to hold it

>>579946272
how can you get in your bed or on a chair when you are alone?

>>579946272
Do you ever end up shitting yourself? That must be horrible having to hold it til someone else helps you.

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Is cleaning your teeth hard?

hey you like to watch movies right then you can watch anime they are a good wat to kill time

>>579946272
op, dont your siter take you for a walk, like put you in a baby car or idk, when wasthe last time you spend some time in the park or streets?
>>i would hug you if i could

>>579945950
yeah I liked playing gta and console games

>>579946249
i have 2 screens 1 regular and 1 sip puff controller screen

its a joystick that acts as the mouse and can move between screens
with a series of light or heavy inhales or exhales i control what it does like click double click drag etc
im pretty fast with it but still much slower than typing

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How did you get in the bath? Why do you still have clothes on?

>>579946272
you could just skype with random peeps, talk about movies n whatnot

>>579947003
if i loose just one my arms i think i would really miss play games, where do you live?

>>579928783
Where's time stamp. And shes pretty cute I'd keep you around as a nice fuck toy

>>579946576
i can scoot and crawl and transfer myself as long as my chair is level to the bed


>>579946851
i have it is horrible for both me and my sister

>>579946910
my sister brushes my teeth

>>579946987
i dont watch anime

>>579946989
we go to the park sometimes but usually do indoor stuff like movies or going out to eat

>>579947116
this isnt OP you imbecile.

>>579947779
How do you know? Fhritp

Why don't you take some online stock investment/econ classes, and then trade on the stock market doing short sells and stuff? Good way to make money and you have all day

>>579931545
>>579932734
Yeah and if you had chatted, he would eventually ask you to buy a keychain for $10 dollars.

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Is it wrong that i wanna fuck this?

>>579948015
i can read and understand what ive read.
he wrote that isnt him and that hes not a girl.

>>579930264
Lol asshole. He probably humps a flashlight who knows

>>579948296
Winrar

My bad.

>>579947773
OP i dont know anything about the technology progress in this field, but arent there prostetic legs and arms on the market allready? If so why havent you got them?

PROVE THAT YOU ARE A REAL QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE

>>579931545
couldve been worse amputee or not thats fuckin creepy

>>579948604
He already said his nubs are too short to work properly

>>579928783
are you hopeful that one day you can have cybernetic arms and legs that are superior to your old ones ?

>>579947773
OP do you go to the cinema?
or just watch movies in home?
do you wtach any serie like south park or dr who?
whta is youfavorite ice cream flavor?

>>579928783
how r u typing

>>579946272
I feel for you my man, but your sister is a great person, be glad you have her.
How did this all happen?

I have seen so much less abuse/dickishness in this thread than any I have ever seen
It is kind of weird knowing /b/ is generally curious rather than prejudice on a subject like this

OP, you are awesome.

>>579949073
no

>>579949119
>OP do you go to the cinema?
yes
>or just watch movies in home?
i do this too
>do you wtach any serie like south park or dr who?
i watch south pars but not dr who
>whta is youfavorite ice cream flavor?
vanilla

>>579928783
Do you have hope that you will live to see robotic neural graphs?

>>579933487
jesus christ dude that is insane. Do you resent your mother for signing away your limbs?
Was it basically the only option? what else if anything was on the table?
Do you think youd rather have died? Or are you happy to at least still have your mind intact

>>579949683
Would you be ok if you could get a transplantation for all your limbs?

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>>579928783

To be honest I don't know why, but every kind of bad feel in my life just vanished away right now. I hope you doing all right OP, you made me tears by the way. I just wanna hug you.

I don't know if you like some soft music, but definitely I recommend this to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvk91xz9pc0

>>579950259

>Godspeed (:

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>>579931167
>Roll into traffic

>>579949683
>vanilla
My nigga.

>>579950108
it was the only option im glad my mind is intact

>>579950251
i would be ok with that

>>579928783
do nugget porn

>>579949683
op, why dont you get that old type bathroom instaled? its like a hole in the ground level, you could roll to the bathroom and to wipe you ass you could get that some whater fount in the bath ground.

do you like to read what type of books?
milk or dark chocolate?

>>579950546
Thanks.

What's your sister like? How are things financially? How does it feel with her seeing you naked and everything? Does she touch your penis (cleaning you for example)? Do you get hard ever? What does she do for work? Do you cry in front of her? Alone?

>>579949683

OP please watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDsNZJTWw0w

I know we are a ways away from helping your condition but we're on the right path. Science is advancing ever faster. You will walk again before the end of your life. Hope this cheers you up :)

>>579948253
You sit back and join the godamn club you stupid fagget, get in line. we all wanna pound her vagina into hamburger meat.

GET IN LINE!

>>579929170
>>579929190
Literally sounds like something off of Tim and Eric

>>579929713
can you play games like cs:go?