A russian billionair gives you 100k$ you get 1 day head start

lol easy enough, just vanish for a month in the woods somewhere in a large forest area (probably america or something.) and move every 3 days, should be easy peasy avoiding him.

Fly to random metropol. Pay everything cash and change location every day.

Challenge accepted

>>579909049
>buy plane ticket with cash
>go to different country
>hide for a month
>collect profit

>>579909049
you know how easy it is to disappear if you're not the dumbest fuck in the world? just dont leave a paper trail.

>>579909049
hold on, going to think about this one while i shit

I would snuggle up in a mancave in the desert where the heatscans wouldn't pick up my bodytemperature at day. At night I would sleep under a thermal blanket which would conceal my bodytemperature at night.

Chernobyl

>>579909049
Give the money to some alcoholic hobos, say goodbye to my loved ones and sit comfortably in my couch.

>1. Buy food for days
>2. Go down my basement
>3. Seal the door with all the shit I can find
>4. fap
>5. ????
>6. Profit

>>579909049

Have you just watched Hard Target?

Just fly to America. He won't dare harm me in the land of the free.

live the best god damn month of life before a fucking billionaire finds me

>>579909049
100'000

Yeah, I won't list the methods here but they will use as little technology as possible (something you learn in SF).

And yeah, good luck hunting me.

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>>579909823
Muricaaa fuck yeah

I have an inner city friend in East St. Louis. Hide at his place for a month and pay him 10k. Fucking NOBODY is coming to East St. Louis

i wouldn't even think for a second, just say yes. and not even for money, for the emotions

I could walk down the block from my house and some fucking billionaire isnt going to find me, hiding is easy as fuck.

Buy a fedora and a trenchcoat and go about with my day

>>579909430
Somebody has never flown before. How cute.

I'd buy a POS car on craigslist for cash, and drive it to the middle of nowhere, USA. Then I'll pay some poor broke hillbilly a few grand to hide out in his basement and possibly for the use of his daughter if she's willing to turn a few tricks.

I'll be taking my guns with me, of course.

I'm a twin.

It could make this really fucking easy actually. I'd just go innawoods while my twin starts spending the money in Bora Bora.
We split the winnings and laugh our way to the bank.

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>>579910393

>>579909049
buy gun, shoot him in the leg first, run

>>579909823

Весь Нью-Йорк давно уже по-русски говорит, пидор.

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>>579910583

>>579909928
>>579909823

top KEK

Hire a hitman and kill him.

>>579910017
is that guy drinking a bottle of aunt jemmima?

>>579909049
GO to ACRE the only problem is geting of there

Double back and fuck his wife.

Twice

>>579909564
i'd fly to Argentina and along with a months food supply hide in the remote wild of southern Argentina

and if he does kill me, well shit i probably picked the best place to die

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total bullshit. Those retarded /btards dwelling in their moms basement, thinking they know hiw to vanish for a month just because they watched some crappy movies and played some shitty games...

What the fuck? Hiding in metropol? WTF? surveillance camera like fucking everywhere. best place to hide?

or buying a fly ticket... Seriously? you choose the most monitored traffic option to play hide and seek. W T F?!

>>579909049
I know the Montana wilderness like the back of hand. It would be a really simple matter for me to dissappear with nothing but a wool blanket, hatchet, knife, firestarter, and a change of cloths. But let's not forget about high calorie emergency rations and a bow for hunting.

>>579910583
сам пидор

Report him to the authorities, then get him into prison, sue him for moral damages for extra $, then collect the 1bn too as part of the agreement.

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>>579909049
>hire a hitman to kill russian billionaire
>get all his money
>win

>>579909430
Join ISIS?

>>579909575
I like how you're taking thermal imaging into account.

>>579911174
а если мамку твою выебать?

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>>579911207
>get him into prison

>a billionaire
>in prison

>>579910197

Would work great, unless he goes running man on you and takes out a few TV ads.

"Have you seen Anon? He's this faggot, right here. Ten million dollars for his ass"

>>579909049
>what do you do?
Shoot back

>>579910142
what about a Russian billionaire armed to the teeth? Also, he probably has body guards.

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South America worked for the Nazi's

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>>579909320
>>579909424
>>579909430
>>579909792
>>579909823
>>579910197
>>579910156
>>579910142

these /btards are dead in this game within 60hours.

>>579911402
где живёшь? Или ты хохол ебанный поди?

>>579909049
Buy a tank with enough food for one month for $100k and live in the tank for one month.

Profit!

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overnight UPS myself to the middle of the ebola epidemic in a hazmat shipping container. hop out at the port and stowaway to japan. then double back and fuck his waifu.

Go to Canada somehow
Get a used 4x4, pay in cash
Buy loads of supplies
Drive around, living in national parks
Do some cool photography while you're there

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Ok m8's am I friendzoned??
>26 and or dubs or tripps

>>579911694
сам хохол сука я тя закопаю
тебя братаны мои на куски порежут

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>>579911692
what would you do then, gaylord?

I'd get a plane ticket and hide out at the airport for a month, that bitch aint getting past TSA

>>579911857
wrong thread faggot, turn around

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>Hire a hitman through deepweb
>Keep the hitman close for protection
>Mfw the hitman was already hired by the Russian guy and played double agent
>Mfw agent 47

>>579911857
holy shit cancer like you actually infest this site..

>>579911857
keegan you black nigger

>Buy Malaysian airlines ticket

Will never be found.

>>579909049
Say yes, take the money.

Get one day head start and fly to America.

Just spend all month traveling around, driving, maybe go Mexico or Canada. Super easy. Besides being in America, it'll be damn near impossible to 'track me down' since I won't be on any system or anything, just carrying around 100k cash.

Probably avoid cities and staying in a room for more than one night. Maybe after some time buy a car in cash from someone.

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>>579911875
Это быдло порвалось, несите нового.

>>579909049
buy a shit ton of food and hide where ever he keeps his christmas decorations

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>>579911063
This nigger doesn't know any anon backgrounds. I grew up among mountain men.

i would accept this challenge in a fucking second. just road trip to a metro other than my own to be safe, then lay low. stay in cheap no tell motels.
>leave me laptop and cell phone at home
>buy laptop and pre paid cellphone with cash
>spend the day sleeping, watching movies, and interneting.
>never eat, drink, or shop at the same place twice
>stay away from places that might result in having ID checked
>change appearance just for good measure
fookin easy. going on the run like that would be cake if you had the money. if you had to do this without the cash up from it would be considerably harder

>>579911031
>>579909049

acutally OP. i don't think there's a way to win this
1 day head start vs a man will billions at his disposal? and if he's giving this offer at a billion it sounds like he knows he will never lose.

>>579909049
Travel as far away as I can. Hide for 40 days. Live like a king. Fuck 'at Russian.

Where do I start? USA? My own country? Doesnt really matter though you just pay by cash and travel outside the system. Sleep in your car, never stop running. Maybe change car a few times people will always sell you a crappy car if you pay them enough. Stay out of cities, avoid people. Get atleast 2 weeks of supplies day one so you can be on the run a while. Change your hair. clothes, every time you need to buy gas or food. Just drive and drive and sleep.

>>579909049
i kill him

>>579912226

Big words for a 10-year-old.

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>>579912226
>>579911402
Why u heff to speak russian

>>579912184
BRILLIANT

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>>579909049
Grab my survival kit and a couple of guns and disappear into the wilderness for a month.

mfw the billionaire wouldn't even survive a day in these conditions

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>>579909049
hide in the last place he would check. his billion dollar house, fuck his wife for a whole month straight. get her emotionally attached to me. Win billion euros, and take wife along. as she divorces him we get more money. cash money

>>579911878
probably not playing a game I dont know anything about?!
Did you read those retarded post? like "hurdur so easy. I just go into a big metropol." yeah best idea. Not like fucking suivillience camera in every fucking store. good luck with that ...

>>579909049
Important questions:
Do we know what he looks like?
Do we know what he will be armed with?
Are all methods of travel allowed?
Can we hire body guards?

>>579910393
Fed, George? Is that you?

>>579912281
>Chrismas
>37 days away

You think a billionaire who likes Christmas isn't going to break out his tinsel until only a week before Christmas?

Enjoy your quick death, doofus.

I hide with one month of food and water in the basement of an old guy that don't even know I am here.
Enjoy my free million.

>>579912683

why u heff to post a semi-sentient ape

abandon vehicle and live in arctic

Like, The Most Dangerous Game? So are we hiding on his estate? Or hiding anywhere??

>>579910393
then he kills your twin

>>579912732
Nigger he's a billionaire, he'd just have a forest fire happen or some shit
Or send around 100+ others to find and kill you.
He could do a fuck ton of things without having to set foot into the wilderness

>>579909049
>1 month
I have a secret underground survival shelter for supplies for one person for 6 months

>>579912983
Better him that me, right?

>buy a jeep
>buy a month worth of food and water
>fill the jeep full with gas
>drive to a deep forest in Romania
>live it out for a month
I'm a billionaire now

>>579909049
first ditching clothes and taking a bath in mud to get rid of odor, I keep on moving and not making fires at night to keep myself warm, I go full on bear grylls and eat animals and use them to fill my needs

After a week and a half, I start leaving trails in different in a direction while walking backwards in my step to go in other direction

I sleep in trees for another 2 weeks while moving every day for atleast 5-10 miles

>>579912789
everything is allowed he can chase you however he chooses. you can spend the money however you want but you need to travel alone.

>>579909049
That much money would be a pain to keep in cash and a deathwish on card, but even if you go low-fi and travel all cash recall the guy hunting you is a russian billionaire, you guys don't seem to be considering the scale of resources a billion dollars can get you.

>implying anyone at all can track you if you get a sportsbike and just hop around europe for an entire month.
>or better yet, get an offroad bike
>hiking gear
>innawoods
>dont need identification to cross borders in eu thanks to shengen
>dont use electronics
>have helmet on, no face recognition
>traffic cams are the only problem
>so get a fake license plate, obscure it, whatever, probably doable in a day.

ez.

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>>579911489
I didn't consider that angle. Dirty pool. I guess then I'd be forced to chain up the family in the basement at that point. Good thing I'm bringing my guns.

>all these people saying innawoods shit

You fuckers probably couldn't start a fire with a tree and a flamethrower

Well I live outside NYC so I've got to get back to 'mainland' 'Murica.

Problem is he's rich therefore driving my own car is out of the question as the plates can be tracked, an APB to law enforcement and shit like that. Flying is no goddamn chance, so forced to hoof it.

Exceptions being possibly trains. The only identification would be through CCTV at platforms. Basically I'd take a train so far, get off, hitchhike/walk a few towns and take another train to a different location. Some days I would just switch trains at platforms and hope to screw them up a bit.

I don't have anyone that would protect me, but if I really wanted to, I could drop 75k in premium for a shitload of insurance policies my first day, since I most likely won't make it and my family gets the benefit when I'm inevitably killed.

I'm not commando enough to live in the woods. I'm not Dorner.

>>579909049
commit sudoku
profit???

drop the cash off somewhere hidden cause that shit has trackers in it

>buy several tickets with various transportation methods
>use fake names
>Go to a medium sized town large enough that you blend in easily but small enough you have local help
>start new life as illegal

>>579913139
that's dark, good point though

>>579912185
'Ivan, be of telling that this man carry hundred kay dollar in paper, hilling billies will solve'

>>579912732

actually it's common knowledge (at least in Russia) that Russian billionaires get so tired of living in wealth and luxury that they come up with some pretty extreme activities to keep themselves interested in life.

There have been reports of Russian billionaires who dressed up as tramps and spent days or weeks living in junkyards with other hobos.

Not to mention Russian roulette is called Russian for a reason

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>>579913408

>go to europe
>he waits one month for visa
>profit

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I'll hide in my basement
>1) He will never know im in my parents house because that just plain stupid
>2) if he finds me, no man will ever choose the lake of cheetos,doritos, mtw dew, pony pics and cum.
>3) by the time he crosses the shit it has been past a month
> profit

>What would you do in the plot of the movie Running Man

I would read the book, you fucking faggot, because the book is better than the movie.

>book a cessna flight for a great distance without any effort to hide my tracks

>parachute the fuck out at some point

>use cash only

good luck comrade in finding me

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>>579913408

I'm a pilot. I can drive to an untowered airport, rent a plane for several thousand for a month with cash, fly to another untowered field, and sit in a cash hotel with no paper trail

>>579913724
Meant cross no choose

>>579912769
this isnt the fucking borne identity. if i walk into a bodega to buy cigarettes and wine i will likely end up on camera, but unless the next guy through the door robs the palce, no one is every going to see that video. it probably records to an onsite DVR.

even if this billionare could some how get access to all manner of centralized camera feeds, you would still just have to avoid places like walmart or chain gas stations/ restaurants.

>>579912769
Because russian mafia have access to all surveillance video made in the town and have the algorithms required to find you on the millions tapes. Sure.
And of course you could not possibly go in the suburb, renting a room to a random guy and eating at the pizza van.

Is that the TF2 Minigun?

>>579910654
aah shit i should giggle about this picture

ditch ID, ditch 96k, shave head, buy used car in cash, buy 1 pistol, ditch all electronics, bring tent, survive on ramen for 1 month while making a lap across remote US.

>>579913051
Nigger, this isn't Africa, and it's winter. First off, he wouldn't be able to light a campfire, let alone set the forest on fire. Second, our glorious fire department would put it out in a minute. Third, our magnificent bureaucracy would make it impossible for him to do anything without ending up in prison or having his people kicked out. Fourth, it doesn't matter how many he sends. It doesn't make them more difficult to detect and evade, it just makes my job easier.

>>579913751
see
>>579913474

>>579909603
this nigga know whatup

>>579911728
>what is fire?
>what are explosives?
>I am not into breathing anyway.

I'd say get myself arrested but he's rich and would have me killed on the inside, I'd fly to Australia and just keep driving round stopping at small towns for food and gas, changing my clothes and bike every few stops, changing my direction too, wouldn't head in a straight line.

>>579913751
haha, indeed. We cant even easily find people when we want to and we get fucking search parties. With helicopters, boats and whatever. If you got the means, its real easy to get lost in the world.

>>579909049
>go to random city with at least 100k people
>pretend to be a hobo for a month

DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY MOVIES WHICH ARE LIKE THIS?

WHERE SOMEONE IS ESCAPING

>>579914052
who's supid enough to get a fuckload of cash with him anyways? you need something like 2 grand, so of course the rest will be stashed, and not in the original package!

>>579912386
Yeah, I'd do it.
I live in Texas, so I'd immediately buy a car with cash off a Mexican with no title and make my way to Corpus and ditch the car, hitch a ride off of a Mexican to Brownsville. Hop the border and go to Valle Hermoso, wait a day then hitch a ride to Soto la Marina, buy a boat and take the river west until the end of the month.

It'd be unlikely that he'd follow me to Mexico, because a background check would show all of my innawoods resources are in Lousiana

>>579913474
>buy gps jammer

only problem is that it probably takes more than a day to buy one. Alternatively, you could get a microwave and put the money there. Its a faraday cage and wont allow ANY signal to go through it.

>>579909049
i would fly to texas buy me a gun and would stay in my bunker for the month. every one who get throw the door is dead

>>579913863
Better yet

>pick up a hobo
>put him in the left seat
>MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY
>7700
>parachute
>turn the master off, pull the fuel, grab the keys and jump out
>hide

>>579913427
'yeah see this line here states anyone with a known condition of demented billionaires hunting them down must declare the issue before beginning the policy'

>>579909049
To his house.

>>579913974
Да. И я зову его Саша.
Теперь у тебя есть 24 часа. Отсчёт пошёл, пидор.

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>>579911207
>>579911418
topkok

>ted

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>>579914371

>>579909049

Think that ruskie scum will catch me? The hell he will. I've got a day head start on him, which is more than I need. I've got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, I speak a dozen languages, know every local custom, I'll blend in, disappear, he'll never see me again. With any luck, I've got the grail already.

>>579915136
kek

>bury myself alive
> wait a month
>????
>profit

>>579909980
Something you learn in.. san francisco?

>>579909049
i actually think the only way you could possibly pull this off is fly to south america
>papertrail to south america is fine
buy a plane from a local with a backpack of survival gear and food rations, fly it over the Amazon and auto pilot the plane as i jump out into a random spot in the deep Amazon

the plane crashes miles from where i land, i then travel atleast 3 to 5 miles off from where i land do disconnect me further. dig in and hope the jungle doesn't kill me in a month.

>>579914865
I've actually got this movie on DVD.

>>579909049
$100,000 and 1 day headstart. Russian billionair, so in russia? Contact russian space program, have them send me in a satellite around the earth. Put all the money down up front, if they need more promise to pay back after the return trip.

???

Profit 1 billion dollars

Would got to a US military base

Buy a hot air balloon, buy supplies and live in the sky

>>579914371
No Country For Old Men is a must see for this scenario.

>>579909049
book a 300$ plane to barbados, to win some time, then get arrested for public nudity, act like you're a lunatic stating that a russian billioner is hunting you. They will probably take you to a mental hospital. At the check in, say the name of the russian, then stay high on medication for a bout 30 days
>profit

>>579909049
>buy gun with 100k
>kill the russian
>win

>>579909763
aaah it's not a /b/ thread without a suicidal faggot.

I will create a beautiful work of art.

This will be adored by all those who see it

I will then kill myself.

In their adoration I survive.

I will have the 1 billion given to my family.

Assasinate the Russian bitch and take his money.

>steal a car
>print your own plates
>make fake papers
>live the road life

Done. Gimme by billion now.

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>>579915839

I'd divide everything into small portions. First thing's first - i have a day head start, think about weapons. where can i get a gun illegally, without alerting the cops? Rob a drug dealer somehow?
Drifting from place to place sounds like the best option - pay by cash, leave no paper trails, ask driver to drop you off at a random location, of if there's a toilet break along the way, just disappear and hoof it to a small town somewhere. Keep on deciding where to go next. Keep alert.
Also, there needs to be some kind of tripwire if he gets close if you stay too long in a place.
Cheap motels, that don't ask for id and you can leave a fake name at reception sound like the way to go.
Use pepper to mask your scent if he has dogs.
Lots of fucking circumstances need to be considered.
Most of all, if he's a billionaire, try to be on your toes and find out how many resources he's willing to use to find you. How many people are following you, can any of us tards notice such a thing?

>all this remote traveling talk
i grew up in a remote area, but have also lived in cities, and i choose cities for this hands down.

there are some pitfalls of traveling in remote areas. people in those areas are of a suspicious nature, especially towards outsiders. this goes double for cops in those areas. I have been legitimately pulled over for no reason in small towns. i have also had police come to investigate while we were doing things like hunting, hiking, fishing, and the like. having a non-local license plate is enough in some parts of the country to get some attention. that goes double if you are going to try stealth camping or car sleeping. could get you on the radar.

in cities, on the other hand, most people treat you like you are invisible. if you have money (and hence dont have to try to earn) all you would need to do it hang out in busy neighborhoods in cities or transient areas.

Take x-change pills fir a months, faggot.

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>>579914771
А НЕ ПОЙТИ БЫ ТЕБЕ НАХУЙ?

>>579909049
easy.
start fucking his daughter, she knows best where he won't be looking for you...

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>>579913928
>>579913893

Because if you have the fucking money you can do that shit. are you retarded? The game ist about you with 100k vs the world and not you vs another person.

people are acting like the russian guy is a fucking mind reader or something, sure he has a lot of money but the world is a fucking huge place and it's not like he can just pay god to give him your location, he needs something to go off. if you leave no trail and go somewhere random as fuck, he won't be able to find you. bin laden hid in a house next to a military base, probably by paying them

>>579915447
Even if you paid up front the $25 millions that it cost to put a tourist in orbit (that's a pretty much a requirment, they don't have a credit line), you have to pass a lot of exams and tests to make sure you are not a hazard in space, they have to train you for months (it takes two full weeks to teach you how to take a crap in the ISS) and then you have wait for the next schedule launch.

Each of the few space tourist have waited 1 up to 5 years to get their chance.

> glue a bunch of maxi pad onto my body
> go to my local walmart
> hide in the women aisles
> disguise myself as a maxi pack jumbo size

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>>579915839
i.. i think you win

1.Kill the russian whit a 2 bucks spoon
2.Masturbate
3.If it's monday, GOTO 2
4.????
5.Enjoy my $10000999998

>>579911489
"Let me survive and I'll give you $500 million dollars"

>>579913851
OP are we allowed to be armed, too? Like is this billionaire giving us fair game or is he the only one allowed to arm himself?

>>579915605
>guy flies to you with a heli and shoots you.

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>>579916424
You know how its done

> Get 100k
> Go to Canada near Arctic Circle
> Bring supplies enough to walk across North Pole
> Sled/Walk over the Pole
> Hide out in Northern Russia on the edge of the forest for remainder of the month
> You're hiding in his back yard
> He never expects it
>???
> Profit

>>579916498
yes.. yes you are. everything is allowed

>>579916664
>doing this in one day without a trail

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>>579916332
My plan is bullet proof

Buy for 100k$ of planes tickets, fly away for 1 month around the world.

>>579916332
I'm not sure how that is going to make you survive 30 days, but I like your plan.

>>579909049
>witness a murder
>witness protection

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>>579913893
and by the fucking way. you dont need to watch every record. 1 fucking day is worth shit. any lowlife store robbing niggas can be found within a day by simple underpaid police force. because the search area is limited to shit. Give half a year time for us to hide and you might be right. but fucking one day for hiding in a metropol. thats bullshit.

>>579916885
The russian billionaire will think im hiding in the forest or some shit like that not in my local walmart on the women aisles

>>579912760
If he was the one searching. that Is a phenomenal idea

>>579916795
that's makes this so much easier if you can just kill him

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>>579916038
>no gun
>robs drug dealer with gun

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>>579916857

"Now, what can posibly go wrong whit this?"

>>579917205
On the other side, he can hire as many people as he wants to help him and he can put out ads for your shit, too, so he never really has to even personally approach you; he can always just be t he "general", so to speak.

>>579917140
Plus you have access to all the ding dongs and 3ds games your heart desires

>>579916589
now how the fuck does he know he bought a damn balloon

>>579912184
Underrated post

Hide in Asda storage

Buy 15 different plane tickets. Pose as a homeless man for a month. Ease peasy

>>579916332
/thread

>Commit crime thats rated at 1 month fine

>g

>>579917751
>what is radar and not registering yourself in the local FAA

>hire a private army of child soldiers for protection
>hide in a cave for a month

do i win the video game

>>579909980
>i know better then everyone
>im not telling
>claims to special forces

go back to bed your not even trying

>>579916256
With enough money, you can do anything.

>>579918352
so he just knows its your fucking ballon via radar? despite the other balloons being flown elsewhere?

>>579918348
Yeah, because, absolutely no one ever has been stabbed in a prison!

>>579918348
He would get people to kill you on the inside pretty easy I think

>>579914705
fucking underwriters...

oh wait... that's a pre-existing condition. THANKS OBAMACARE!

>>579918743
No, traveling to space it is not like a very, very expensive cab ride.

>>579919041
But if you had enough money, you could.

Kill him before the headstart, Then He cant hunt you down the day later.

Heres a question:

Can you hire The Transporter to be your chauffer, paying him $100k upfront with $900k contingent on your safe arrival on the 31st day?

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>>579918743

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Disguise yourself, buy a bunch of make up that makes you look like a burn patient. They won't suspect you being a burnt guy...no one gives a fuck about burn patients.
Hitchhike to another state and stay at a motel, pay a months in advance

>>579909049
>inb4 stephen king "The fugitive"

>Take plane to wherever to get rid of his drones
>Take taxi to get rid his men watching me
>Take metro to lose his men following me by car
>Rent a car, drive to rural areas with no cctv
>Live for a month in an abandoned house eating stolen vegetables from nearby fields

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>>579909049
>Take Money
>Hire Blu Team
>Watch the carnage turn in a huge conga line and than back in carnage over and over
>???
>Profit

>>579919904
inb4 underskin tracking chip

>Build jagged boulder shaped bunker underneath my backyard cause who the fuck would be that dumb to hide at their own house
> sonar equipment won't pick up on it because it's boulder shaped
>90 cans on chefboyardee, 30 gallon jugs of water and some Flintstone vitamins
> a bed, books and porn magazines to pass the time

>>579909049
Take money, buy supplies for a month (food, beer, and a bunch of empty 5 gallon water jugs to shit and piss in), buy a nice laptop... hide in neighbors crawl space for the month, play LoL and 4chinz.

>>579918348
>German prisons

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>>579909049

>live in Germany
>call my man Merkel
>calls Putin
>Putin tells Merkel to fuck off
>actually is worried, can't jeopardize Operation Hitler v2
>billionaire vanishes
>just for safety get taken into isolation in a high security prison

>>579919542

The answer is actually seriously simple. Hide everything, walk, dont take a car, dont take anything but enough money from the 100k to last you a month of food etc. Alongside this take a bag of secondary clothing. Enter a metro/a really heavily populated area, find a place you can change your clothes into, wear a cap and sunglasses, leave area, take the cash you need and walk for 2-3 days one way. Just keep walking, dont get any transport or anything like that and dont even fucking think about going onto a plane. Literally hide, have 0 electronics but make sure you've mapped a way to a place hwere there is a phone to ring the billionaire after the month.

It would personally help if you wear underclothing and a lot of it if you're a skinny guy, making yourself look physically fatter is a sure-fire way to stay outta' harms way.

The billionaire will have contacts everywhere, mercenaries, hitmen and his own mob is he runs it. They'll be searching/after you.

That 1 day is crucial, when you have walked for miles, if you by any chance reach a forest/dirt region then dig yourself a burrow and burrow in it for a month.


You should also have initially acquired a weapon, with a lot of ammunition and a silencer, sniper would be best. Hunt your food, cook your food, and survive. A survival pack is also really good, and you could get that in 1 day by running through stores and shit before you dissapear in different clothing.

That's the best thing I can think of. But, at the end of the day I wouldn't do something like this without knowing the rules/limitations. If they're gonna kidnap and murder my family then I wont do the challenge, protecting yourself means letting someone else die.

The only thing you can do is straight up decline or as mentioned above.

>launder the 100k down to 50k so it can't be traced
>purchase camo gear that blends in with environment along with supplies and weapons
>go to Canada and spend my days hiking around the wilderness, the nights sleeping for a few hours and then the morning thoroughly cleaning the area so there is no trace anyone has been through there
>do this for a month

Why are people acting like this would be hard at all ?
It would literally be as easy as flying anywhere in the world, buying a camper van, and driving every day for 30 days. That is literally all it would take, or a million other ways. Tracking people is not as easy as you seem to think- sure cameras are everywhere- but as already pointed out- he wouldn't have access to them- and even if he did, no matter how many men he paid to look for your face- it would be a waste of time. It literally would not matter how many computers he put on the task, you have no idea how much footage we are talking about. Lets say he gets lucky and finds an image of you from even as recent as that day- you wont be there anymore, he wont have any idea in which direction you are going.
Why does everyone think it would be so easy to track someone ? Police can find people because MOST people do not have 100k and a motive to run that hard.

Start working at the DMV, it will take a few months for him to reach you.

Run, hide, and survive.

That fucked will never catch me.

>>579909049

For a start, I would put a lot of distance between us as fast as I could, pop in to a clothes shop and buy women's clothes, and also a wig, make up too changing in an area that doesn't have cameras leading up to and at it. I'd slap makeup on (I know the basis of makeup and also contouring, to give my face a slightly different appearance) and get some contacts too. I'd then get into a different car and proceed to drivenoko away.

It means at a glance, at least I wouldn't look like myself. If he is looking for me as I was (beard and short hair, a quick scan past a lady with long hair wouldn't flash up any flags hopefully).

Bit of a silly idea but it could work, coupled with driving around lots and a few other tricks, I reckon I could go quite some time!

>>579909049
This is the easiest shit in the world, but it requieres something that most of you dont have... FUCKING FRIENDS.

You set up a bank acount with your 100 k and tell your friends about your problem... then you share that account with them with the promise of dividing the money in equal parts.

You then go separate ways, some of you should go to dif countries, other spread inside your own borders.

he can track all of you using the bank account, and will kill some of your friends in the process, but if you outmaneuver him for a month then you win, and your surviving friend wont need to work a day in their lives thanks to you...

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>Tell nobody aside from "going on a vacation" but leave a note detailing the arrangement aside from monetary aspects and your planned locations in a place family might find it just in case
>Buy any cheap functional preferably amphibious APC I can find locally (they're not as expensive as you might think). If I cant find a good one fast buy a good off road vehicle
>Grab AK
>Grab ammo
>Grab fishing gear
>Grab hunting spear
>Grab survival gear and bug out pack
>Grab plenty of canned food, water, and some basic cooking equipment
>Throw it all in the apc/vehicle
>Go innawoods
>Stash vehicle under a fuck ton of brush and use it as my dwelling
>Dig shit pit nearby
>Rig traps all over the damn place
>Build fallback points every once in a while like pic related
>Enjoy my month with mama nature living off the land and an easy billion in the bank when the final day is over

If you cannot vanish with a full day head start you're a retard, especially when starting from your home area. The better part of a single day being travel can take you huge distances and make the search area fucking massive. If you keep going it only becomes harder to find you. You could potentially go from Idaho to Iowa in a solid 24 hours of driving (seriously, 19 hours from Boise to Des Moines according to google earth). Only a moron could fail this.

>>579909049
>Get 100k
>Spend it all on bear traps
>Think of the most basic fuckin place where he will come to find me
>Lay all the bear traps on the floor and all over the place
>Wait for russian to come and wait for him to get trapped
>Rape him in the basement for a month

>go to canyon.
>get hand stuck under big rock.
>wait for 127 hours.
>cut off arm with pocket knife
>?????????
>collect money big business you win.

>accept 100k
>stay at home for a month
>take outs every day

Osama did that, and they didn't find him for 10 years