Help me break up with my girlfriend /b/
Your mouth no longer pleases the cock
>>579832160
my urge to sit on cocks
>>579832160
How stanky yo pussy be
>>579832354
winrar hold on
>>579832160
I think you are a shitty person. Face facts. We're done, Addy. Goodbye.
>>579832160
u fucked up big time by sleeping with me
>>579832279
/thread
>>579832160
I think I'm in love with <insert name of her best friend>
bumpin
>>579832354
Kek winrar
>>579832750
Oh and 8 get btw
>>579832750
Seriously do you ever wash those meat curtains?
>>579832750
Which get OP? Dont be a fag
THERE IS NO MAX! ONLY SINGLE MAN! THE BEST GODDAMN SUPERHERO EVER!
>>579832750
Kek
>>579832750
Now listen here nigger I'm done trying to explain my self bitch yo pussy stank you ratchet it over
>>579832750
it's just this other girl I've been fooling around with keeps her pussy neat and clean, you just don't do it for me anymore
>>579832750
srsly. Take that shit to a vet, it must have an infection.
>>579832898
Thought it'd be easier to soften the blow of what I'm about to say next
>>579833043
Roll
smells of nigger
>>579832750
yeah, we're done...also, i fucked your dad
i would rather eat out a homeless mans butthole than go near that thing
Or you could not be a piece of shit, tell her that this just isn't going to work for you anymore and move on amicably.
But no, you're right. Cutting ties with everyone you come across is a way better solution.
I love our relationship <3
>>579833131
HAHA
>>579832750
You're titys smell like cabbage and since I've fucked you my dik always feels like corn
Ya srsly, last time I went down there it was wet dog
>>579833138
winrar
>>579833138
winrar nyucka
I hate everything about you, you fake whore
I have contagious anal warts. you should get checked
>>579832750
about to dump her ass bby. Told her she has a stanky pussy though lmao
<seperate text> shit
>>579833138
Winrar fags
>>579832898
Bitch I eat it everyday, why dont you clean that shit.
>>579832750
I fked ur dad m8
smells like rancid meat in that trap
For real doe real talk, I no longer want you or your whispering eye
>>579832160
What a shitty way to start a serious conversation. I hate people like you. Just end it now, it's not like you give fuck all about the girl or the relationship.
>>579833138
MY NIGGA
>>579832160
>girl without iMessage
>GF without previous messages
>Addy
kill yourself OP you fake fag
7 get
>>579832160
samefag from other thread lol
I have been cheating for the whole relationship
>>579833431
Fuck off white night beta bitch you self fuckong righteous twat you're the god damn cancer killing /b/ you know what /b/ fucking is yet you still act like a massive faggot go back to fucking Wikipedia kid
>>579833672
I'm sorry I haven't slept in 3 days and I've resorted to eating my own cum as my only source of nutrients.. I'm just not in the best mood at the moment
>>579833672
i am a pussy. i wanna break up so 4chan is telling me what to say.
>>579833597
You might have a point. Good call
>>579833787
WINRAR
>>579833709
rereoll
>>579833672
Aaaaaaand OP is an asshole...AND a faggot. I'm out
>>579833672
My cock hungers for moar pussy younger pussy you're sister/mothers pussy
>>579833787
Winar
>>579833787
WINFUCKINGRAR BITCH!
>>579833695
There was another thread? >>579833597 Oh and it's called scrolling all the way down.
>>579833672
Can u send me some nude ploxx
>>579833672
fake rar
>>579833787
i win :)
>>579833787
kek
>>579833787
winrar
>>579833787
Do it faggot
>>579833672
It's been pretty hot and heavy between us, I feel like we need to take a break, it's not you but it's also not me
>>579833597
it's scrolled down, so there have to be messages before it. I knew a girl named Addy, it was short for Adeline
>>579833431
What a shitty way to start a post. I hate people like you. Just end it now, its not like you give a fuck about OP or the bread
>>579833787
Noo bad Winrar. 3 get. (I'm not stopping it.)
>>579833851
Anal furious
>>579832160
You're dating Adderall?
>>579834172
I'm sorry I haven't slept in 3 days and I've resorted to eating my own cum as my only source of nutrients.. i'm just not in the best mood at the moment
>>579834172
the way i see it, we either break up or get married. what's it gonna be.
>>579834172
Wahhh, I didn't like the post so I'm changing the rules. OP confirmed faggot.
>>579834172
That's not the rules op
>>579834172
Let's get married
>>579834172
My ass craves cock the cock of the innocent
God damn it.
>>579834172
Oh shit I just realized im texting the wrong girl my bad lol
Man up and do that shit in person faggot.
best to do it at a mcdonalds over breakfast
I recommend the egg mcmuffin
>>579834264
reroll
There's someone else, fuck off. I'm completely serious
You're loose pussy and im tired of you. Kill yourself.
>>579834172
I want to break up with you and I felt like insulting you first because I don't know what else to say. I am just exasperated right now and I don't have anyone to talk to about this. Just please go away.
>>579834293
You wasted it
I'm an asshole. Sorry, it's my fault, but we need to break up. You're better off.
I've been wearing your clothes the whole time we've been together.
I can never go back to white pussy after having that big black meat in me.
I'm just kidding, I love you and just wanted to say goodnight beautiful.
but seriously, I love your pussy.
>>579834413
winrar
>>579834413
i won again but OP is a faggot.
Sorry, but I'm looking for someone more niggerlike
>>579834443
If the previous get "didn't count" then this one does faggot
>>579834443
Ding ding ding
>>579834493
White knight pls kill you're self
>>579834493
>>579834413
this is the real winrar, faggots.
OP deliver you fagmunch
>>579834413
winrar
do this one OP
You're loose pussy and im tired of you. You are the most disgusting ugliest cunt I've seen go die
>>579834203
Jigs up guys, im winrar
>>579834708
>>579834869
second
This thread blows
OP gave up because he didn't get his way to insult a person needlessly. Boo fucking hoo.
OP is a faggot who won't deliver anymore
I want to jam my fingers in the back of your fucking throat until you puke all over your putrid wart infested cunt and then I'm gonna fist your anus and dig as much shit as I can and shove it in that tight little cunt of yours and ravage your uterus with my fingernails you fucking whore
>>579835042
4 get
Send me nudes?
Oh and sorry I'm going so slow, my connection is terrible.
>>579835191
>>579832160
Maybe bow you will understand
Just... don't ever talk to me again. Really, it's not going to end up well for you. I'm a piece of shit. That's just the reality of it.
>>579835191
YOU JUST FUCKING READ THE NEWS TOMORROW. IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING, THOSE GODDAMN FAGGOTS ARE GONNA PAY,
"Anyways, I like dick now and you're a nigger faggot. Bye heff a great time."<proceed to post picture of that Mexican guy from adult swim who says "bye heff a great time">.
Look your mom wants me to choose so fuck you it's over
>>579835191
just kidding. instead of fucking around texting, lets just fuck. right now. because i need to break up yo pussy lips
>>579832160
Just send her this image
>>579835312
Rerolling
>>579835118
reroll
What Im trying to say is that I fucked your mom and now me and her are together. I dont need you.
>>579835312
roll
I'm into furries now
Also, I'm fucking your sister/best friend
>>579835191
i need to be a cup with you
>>579835312
rollllllllllin
>>579835354
Winner
>>579835354
I think we have our winner already.
>>579835191
You're terrible in bed, your voice annoys me, and your laugh sounds like an animal being ran over by a truck. Clearly I'm trying to break up with you.
>>579835118
roll
>>579835354
I really don't understand this but okay.
>>579835671
>>579835696
>>579835354
but that makes no fucking sense
>>579835191
Just go find a big, black cock to fuck. It will make you so much happier. I'm so useless and have such a tiny cock, I just want to jack off to the thought of you fucking a big, hung nigger.
my dick is all fucked because i tried jacking off with axe body wash, the beads in it got all in my dick hole and it hurts like hell. but thats unrealated i dont want to have dates with you anymore and you disgust me. dont reply to this text
>>579835817
no, no one said fucking spiderman thread you faggot
Yeah I'm not saying that, roll a 2 get
>>579829127
You deserved that, you incessant retard.
1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish
>>579835894
MAFUCKING WINRAR1!1!!11!
>>579835779
DONT OP NO GIVE A NEW NUMBER
>>579835943
pussy
>>579835943
baby, forget what i said before. i wanna tell you what i've been afraid to say for a long time. see, i think, and thought for a while, that i'm a woman stuck in a man's body..
>>579835943
I'm fucking your sister/best friend. Choose whichever applies, or both.
Look you're annoying as fuck it's over
>>579835548
Brother, idiot-- this is OP we're talking about.
>>579836090
rollin
Fuck my phone is being annoying,
>>579836087
rolo
>>579835118
rollan
>>579836090
Reroll
>>579835935
>>579835894
rolling for this
I'm human garbage. You can do better than me. But I can't do better than you.
You wouldn't let me fuck you in the ass so fuck you bitch hoe, I'll find another skank slop hole bitch
>>579836090
rerolllll
Look I just want to say I love you words can't express what you mean to be in my life...
I'm going to need to break up with you because I can't love you as much as you love me.
I think you're mom doesn't like me after I came in her eye
>>579836317
rolling for this
>>579836087
reorolo
i got u bae, roasted like eva, ya'll know with my rhymes, they straight up clever
>>579836350
rerrrrreroll
>>579836090
Just use this OP. Breaks her heart and fucks up her life.
I'm sorry. I have to end this. It's not right for me right now, and I don't want to drag you along any further.
I fucked ted
>>579836305
>>579835847
Nigger detected.
reported.
/thread
>>579836090
Once more.
link her to the thread.. she will understand
My fucking phone is being a little bitch. I live in the mountains.
Listen here and listen good bitch. I'm done with your shit. Each time we fucked, my dick shrank 2 milimeters because each time i thrust into your asshole your nipples got harder and then fucking sliced my fucking wrist with those rose red razor blades for tits you call funbags bitch suck my cack
>>579836446
I like this so I'll try this.
>>579836878
jelly rawler
>>579837037
NO OP THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS
>>579836989
Rolling
>>579837142
winrar.
>>579835118
roll
>>579837037
Literally the worst OP I've ever seen in my entire life.
>>579837037
op you're so stupid lol not following the game
>>579837037
i feel the need to tell you.... i shit myself earlier at work and fisted a fellow employee out back
OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT FUCK OP IS A FAGGOT
is she full addy?
she probably called him and he's trying to explaing himself now
>>579837423
Seriously though, I think my wife has caught on to our affair. It's over... But if it ever doesn't work out between my wife and I I'll give you a call.
hurry up OP this shits getting good
>>579837615
kek
>>579837615
are you a full nigger
stay with her dude... i don't think she deserves it. tell her your phone got robbed or something
>>579837615
I love you
Oh and 8 get
Never really been let down this hard by op ...
im not mad
im just disappointed
>>579837142
no fucking hell thats not what i wanted to roll hahaha
rolled for this
>>579836989
Fuck, ignore those messages. My wife found your number in my phone.
I love your clothes. I love getting fucked by big black cocks in my white asshole in your clothes.
Enough with the fucks. I'm breaking up with you, I have 40 def now, I need rune, not addy
>>579837865
Hey op, can you do us a favor and stop being a faggot?
>>579837998
WINRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>579837957
Rollllling
>>579837865
"im a huge faggot nigger please rape my face
>>579837865
Women are stupid and I don't respect them.
>>579838045
NO!
ADDY ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY ADDY!?
>>579838108
put that OP
>>579838267
topkek
What? you are breaking up with me? NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN
I have a solution!
Tell her your a smooth criminal
& she's to good of a girl to get mixed in with your crowd
>>579838017
9 get sorry for being slow
>>579838267
i lol'd hard, ty anon
>>579837957
Roll
>>579838009
Trying again
>>579838557
My dick is uncircumcised because of you
>>579838267
this
>>579838128
>>579838557
based OP delivering
>>579838674
WINRAR
this thread is garbage
>>579838557
stop being fckng slow m8
>>579838557
lol you didn't choose the real winrar, faggot
fucking lol
>>579838557
did you know im utterly insane?
>>579838557
shit wife got my phone, sorry about that
>>579838629
Instant winrar!
>>579838629
win
tbh I am leaving you for my one and only overlord Shrek because his penis is like no other penis it is soft and feels good inside me goodbye forever.
>>579838813
Fuck you.
No fucking way..
I'm breaking up with you. See you later. See you later, forever.
CALL THE COPS
>>579832979
>>579833009
>>579833019
>>579833039
I'm high and all these 9s are freaking me out
>>579838629
Winrar, OP YOU DELIVER THIS RIGHT NOW YOU MONGOLOID
now tell her somebody stole your phone
>>579839174
fake
>>579839174
fake as fuck, but still kek
>>579839174
le epik ruse xxxDDDDD
>>579839174
Shit.
>>579839174
OP CONFIRMED CUCK OP CONFIRMED CUCK OP CONFIRMED CUCK OP CONFIRMED CUCK OP CONFIRMED CUCK OP CONFIRMED CUCK OP CONFIRMED CUCK OP CONFIRMED CUCK OP CONFIRMED CUCK OP CONFIRMED CUCK
BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO
>>579832279
>my
kek
>>579839174
Looks like you've been struck by a smooth criminal
>>579839174
OH MY FUCKING GOD MY SIDES BAHAHAHA
>>579839174
Kek
>>579839174
Topkek
gg OP
AHAHAHHA
>>579839174
>Update
post her nudes
>>579839174
Wow the tables turned fast. Guess her "help me break up with my nd" thread was better
>>579839174
KEK LOOOOOOL
>>579839313
>>579839316
Got proof and facts?
didnt think so fgts
go to bed
>>579839405
Aoaow! Aoaow! Aoaow!
>>579839174
Ha its fake but I still laughed
who is jack
>>579839638
please.
post her nudes now OP
>>579839174
LOL
>>579839742
This
Fucking keep it going I swear I can't afford to buy fucking gas because of this. And now know why. 1 get
>>579839928
I'm going to sue you
>>579839174
>>579839928
i was kidding what the fuck
>>579839928
i fucked you are mom
>>579839742
I DON'T HAVE ANY OF HER NUDES WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS!
>>579839928
Post nudes here and to her family
>>579839174
>>579839928
OP is a liar and a faggot
>>579839928
Tell us her last name. NOW.
I feel for you, OP.
>>579839928
Turn 360 degrees & moonwalk away
I FUCKED YOUR NIGGER Brothers IN THE POOPER
>>579840103
> 3 weeks
Welp, there goes my sympathy.
>>579839928
>>579840041
fuck yea won roll
>>579839928
Give me the 150 back and I'll film Jack pounding you.
how gullible are some of you...
>>579840041
WINRAR!!!
>>579840006
reroll
>>579840103
Call the cops. Theft is theft.
Hope you get aids
Deliver O.P, your money is on the line
I'm not fucking lying faggots. 5 get
>>579840103
>>579840130
OP. TELL US HER FULL NAME.
>>579832160
Over a text message?
Fuck you, go tell her in person you pussy.
>>579837615
>>579839928
Say that you have aids.
>>579840181
ditto
>>579840464
Sucks for you bitch. I have AIDS
>>579840465
NO NO NO DON' SEND THAT SEND THE NEXT 5
>>579840512
rolling for aids
Good luck bro
Addy Leonhardt or something like that. Leonhart or LeonHeart
>>579840464
im actually in love with you please dont do this
>>579840041
win
I have aids :^)
>>579840679
aids
a moment of silence for op
what seemed to be a thread to rid himself of his girlfriend turned into some shitty news
This is perfect OP
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>579840464
I fucked your mom and hat your cat lick my butthole ok there I said it!
>>579840464
>was saving this for a Tinder thread but whatever
Come back, gurl, I wanna stick my dick in your cornucopia and give you some thanks
>>579840750
>doesn't know last name
OPs girlfriend is a Hooker
WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE WANNA SEE HER FACE
also rolling for aids
>>579840815
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
>>579832160
Rip op who thought he was an alpha when he is actually a beta faggot
>>579840750
O_o
Y-you don't know her last name...
>>579840838
Hehe roll :^)
ITT CANCER
>>579840750
State/Country?
>>579840815
WWWWWWWW
IIIIIIIIIIIII
NNNNNNNNN
RRRRRRRRR
AAAAAAAAAA
RRRRRRRRR
About something that I've wanted to talk about for a little while now.
>>579840815
win.
the man said say you have aids
7 get
Nioce
>>579841279
>Update
>>579841279
KEK
>>579840464
Well ive cheated on you a few times and I think i passed an STD to you, goodnight whore.
>>579841279
i've had aids since 2013.. i wanted to tell you. im sorry
>>579841279
oh god my sides
>>579841279
and now I'm gonna call the fucking cops!
>>579841014
I don't know how to spell it.
I think u are done for now O.P.
Just wait until she responds, take screenshots for the judge as well.
>>579841279
I fucked your mom... And she your (pet) lick my butthole the last time I was over .
>>579841279
Hahaha kek
>>579841279
>>579841279
and i slept with emma
>>579841407
fuck you don't say that thats fucking gay
>>579841407
> November 16, 2014
> The day b got its shit together and coordinated
>>579841562
7get bitch
>>579841407
WINRAR
>>579841562
:> hi cutie.
I heard you have something against gays..
wanna angry fuck a faggot tonight?
>>579841454
Where is the location? State? Cuntry?
>>579841279
lame as fuck