Hey /b/, It’s Onyxdime’s Storytiem! You know the rules

LEZZ GO

It's on

Can we have Vivian James rule 34

Go go go

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oh its on mofo

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You dont have a single rpg related pic to start the thread with?

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>>579751765
i am redy 4 tha reding

>>579751765
Damn onyx, awesome voocaroo, that the voice actress you were talking about?

You decide to kick your attacker in the balls, hoping that he will let go of you.

(Rolling strength test… 85% epic fail)

“Yahh!” you yell, kicking up. Unfortunately the character model hadn’t been programmed to receive damage in that area. Your blow harmlessly bounces off it’s leg.

Within seconds pairs of grasping hands begin tearing off your jeans and pulling down your panties. Soon a cock begins rubbing over your exposed slit, making you wet as it brushes over your clitoris.

“FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!”

“I am going to, FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!” it announces.

Unfortuantely it misses your pussy and slides down into your asshole instead. You try clenching your cheeks but it is no good and it presses inside.

“NOOO!”

“RIGHT IN HER PUSSY! I AM FUCKING HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!”

“I’M SORRY MARIO, BUT YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!” another AI announces, pointing to your asshole.

A.) Try to make him cum quickly, then as he pulls out make your escape.
B.) Struggle to break free!
C.) Try to get a hand free to consume the energy drink. It will make you strong! Maybe.

Gym Guys: 22/35 HP.

Vivian James
Clothing:
Blue jeans (Soaking wet, slightly torn around crotch)
Pink panties (Soaking wet)
Horniness: 58%
Orgasm: 2%
Credibility: 96%

Items:
Steel Warhammer
7 gold coins.
Fedora
Precious gems
Digital Watch
Energy Drink

C for popeye antics

>>579752760
C. Popeye this shit

C

C
Buff hermione to the rescue

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>>579752168
There's like 7 good R34 pictures of Vivian James on the whole internet that I could find.

Seriously. It's a depressing situation.

>>579752760
C

>>579752760
C

>>579752760
A

Popeye it, C it is

>>579752760
C

A

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>>579752760
C

>>579752760

B.) Struggle to break free!

C

C wins!

Let's get a 50% strength test!

C. Energy boost

>>579753381
str

strength

Strenght

>>579753381
STRENGTH OF THE BEAVER

>>579753429
Good deal

>>579753429
nice and quick, anon, I like that. Always mind the post count after onyx posts a roll test.

>>579753429

God bless you anon, I was about to filler bump to eat >>579753392's epic fail

>>579753381
roll strenght get!

>>579753516
soclose.meme

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>>579751765
That vocaroo sounds familliar, Onyx
Is that Ambi-tan?

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>>579753429
WINRAR

>>579753429
Sweet, we actually passed this one

>>579753573
I saw the chance and had to take it.

>>579753429
Winrar!

>>579753616
Bingo.

She did it for me months ago. She's disappeared though. Shame. I enjoyed his/her threads.

>>579753616
I think so

aren't those rolls are all invalid because missing "roll"

>>579753808
I don't think so

>>579753808
No, you don't have to say roll, you can just say strength

>>579753808
You don't need to include "roll" the important thing is the specification, like str or agi.

>>579753808
No because what else could they be

Let's get an 85% luck test to see how good this energy drink really is!

>>579753974
You're not allowed to do them in advance though

(Rather they won't be counted if it's obvious)

Anyone got an archived version or screenshots of the whole thing? I missed out on a whole lot.

>>579754098
luck

Luck

Luck!

>>579754098
luck

>>579754098
ROLL LUCK FOR THE BASED GOD

>>579754098
Luck

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>>579754159
And a pass

>>579754098
Onyx rolling a 98, beautiful.

>>579754453
I shouldn't be surprised, but I am a little at the amount of art for buff Hermione

>>579754159
Pass!

>>579754130
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Nmckcd-R1IdIoBcuMDqCaKTIojFJjGeib9C2lJnopR8/

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>>579753806
Ay her twitter hasn't been used in months as well
Sad indeed

>>579754453
kek

We'd better get this spell next time we Bogwarts

>>579754720
definitely. especially with the way we play.

>>579754720
We'll have gone from She Hulk With A Hammer, to She Hulk With A Wand

>>579752760
Dis better be good, it's been 15 minutes since last update

Anyone have the link to the school one?

The AI fucking you looks around to the other one that told him his princess was in the wrong castle. After a few seconds of loading quotes it replies,

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”

“Uh uh ah ah!” you were starting to get into having your ass fucked. The feeling of being pinned down against a machine was quite exciting.

(Rolling strength test… pass!)

(Rolling luck test… pass!)

“AAARRGHH!” you roar, breaking an arm free from the AI’s grasp and grabbing your energy drink. With one hand you open pop the cap and glug it down. It immediately makes you feel much stronger. (-10% to all strength rolls!)

*THUD*

You kick the guy fucking you with both feet, sending him flying across the room as his cock slides out of your asshole again.

A.) Grab the sports bra and flee!
B.) Hand to hand combat time!
C.) Try to fight your way to the warhammer!

Gym Guys: 22/35 HP.

Vivian James
Clothing:
Blue jeans (Soaking wet, slightly torn around crotch)
Pink panties (Soaking wet)
Horniness: 66%
Orgasm: 8%
Credibility: 96%

Items:
Steel Warhammer
7 gold coins.
Fedora
Precious gems
Digital Watch

>>579755256
If not, I blame you

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>>579755256
Sorry, phone call there. I'm back on a regular schedule now.

>>579755375
C

A

We don't need no hammer

>>579755375
c

>>579755375
C to kick ass

C

>>579755375
C

c

>>579755375
C

>>579755375
C

>>579755375
a

>>579755375
C

>>579755375
A, time to GTFO

>>579755375
C

>>579755375
TYPO:
Stats are actually:

Vivian James
Clothing:
Horniness: 66%
Orgasm: 8%
Credibility: 96%

C

A now is not the best time for a gangbang

>>579755734
if we're naked, where's the fedora and gems...wait, don't answer that

>>579755756
>>579755687
>>579755671
>>579755649
>>579755639
>>579755625
>>579755621
>>579755612
>>579755601
>>579755584
>>579755498
C wins!

Let's get 3 combat tests of 60%

A

>>579755375
C

>>579755939
>55939 ▶
>>>579755756
>>>579755687
>>>579755671
>>>579755649
>>>579755639
>>>579755625
>>>579755621
>>>579755612
>>>579755601
>>>579755584
>>>579755498
>C wins!
>Let's get 3 combat tests of 60%
roll

>>579755939
Combat

>>579755939
combat roll

Combat

>>579755939
Combat

>>579756015
Combat

>>579755939
combat

>>579755939
cOMBAT

>>579755304
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15_wngiqgN1QRLNhdUdO4e12jlo6dIpd685G3jld0d6E

Found it incase any one else wants it

bogwarts - when?

>>579756023
with -10% does this count as epic win?

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>>579756023
>>579756034
>>579756046
3 Passes

>>579756023
Is this an epic win now?

epic win!

>>579756023
>>579756034
>>579756046
Epic win and two wins!

>>579756023
epic
>>579756034
>>579756046
win win


It's time to kick ass, and chew bubble, but we don't have any bubble gum.

>>579756372
Dis gun be gud

>>579756372
Btw, onyx, how long does the energy drink last? 3 turns?

>>579756372
What's the opposite of going full retard?

>>579756565
Who taught you to haggle? You're supposed to start the bidding high. Like 10 or 15 turns.

>>579756658
Going full... genius?

>>579756658
Let's get a 75% intimidation test!

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>>579756658
you coming empty smart

>>579756829
intimidate

>>579756829
intimidation

>>579756829
NOW

ROLL

>>579756829
intimidation roll

>>579756910
Oh shit nigga, we're kicking ass

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>>579756910
EPIC WIN

>>579756910
nice

I vote to move to Bogwarts and Hermione now, if I get 10 votes we do it.

>>579756910
EPIC WIN!

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oh shit this gonna be good

>>579757002
The room is about to explode in our awesomeness.

>>579757039
fuck off

>>579757039
I vote you go fuck yourself

>>579757039
I vote this guys off to go fuck himself

>>579757360
What he said

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>>579757450

>>579757039
the anons have spoken

>>579757450
+1

>>579757039
lt's tempting. - lt's a good plan. Let's stick to the plan. Everybody wants to go to the party. Nobody wants to stay and clean up.

>>579757549
fuk u fagit
1v1 me rust quikscopes only
ill rekt u m8

>>579757549
>>579757039
whoops.

>>579757768
oh god you cancerous faggot

>>579751765
holy shit that voice made me horny.. who is it?

>>579757740
Also fuck off and die. We're staying here.

>>579757450
It's technique I've not got down I'm afraid.

“C-C-COMBO BREAKER!” one of the AI screams as you recover from your losing streak.

Fighting naked can’t be good for your credibility. The longer this lasts the worse it is going to get.

(Rolling three combat tests… epic win and two wins.)

You proceed to beat your way through the crowd, smashing heads together and slamming them into metal machines. By the time you reach your warhammer there are only two guys left standing.

“BRING IT ON!” you bellow, raising your hammer.

(Rolling intimidation test… epic win!)

The AI begins backing down, calculating that they don’t have a chance to beat you any more.

“Where are you keeping Based Hot Wheels?!”

“Level 7! He is on Level 7!”

You grab your clothing and sports bra and prepare to leave. Your jeans are unfortunately ruined and won’t stay up anymore.

A.) Take the elevator to level 7!
B.) Take the stairs to level 7! (lose the energy bonus)

Vivian James
Clothing:
Panties (Wet)
Sports bra

Horniness: 66%
Orgasm: 8%
Credibility: 98%

Items:
Steel Warhammer
7 gold coins.
Fedora
Precious gems
Digital Watch

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>>579757053
"Fuck you leather man, IM THE BOSS OF THIS GYM" good thing we remembered the basics of CQC

>>579757849
You can't win, anything you say I'm too retarded to understand. Now then...
fuk u fagitlord, ill 420 blaze ur ass wit my 360 hedshoots

>>579758036
A

>>579758036
B - WE'RE STRONG.

>>579758036
A

Elevator

Let's keep that bonus for as long as possible

>>579758036
A

>>579757906

I think last thread somebody pointed out Ambi-tan who has been MIA for quite some time now.

Rip in peace loli voice

>>579758036
A hard

>>579758036
A Keep the Power

>>579757906
https://twitter.com/Ambi_tan
dead

>>579756015
Combat>>579758036
A

>>579758036

A.) Take the elevator to level 7!

A

>>579758036
A
It's ass kicking time, motherfucker. Based Hot Wheels, we're coming for you

B. Elevators are always bad

>>579758036
A.
YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MAKE A CHOICE

A

>>579758105

A - SPRING THE TRAP

>>579758036
A.

A

>>579758415
>>579758398
>>579758370
>>579758359
>>579758336
>>579758329

GUYS

WHAT IF THE ELEVATOR GLITCHES

I VOTE B

>>579758036
A

>>579758036
>mfw B has a hidden room full of fucking loot

B, please.

>>579758507
Then we pass the glitch test and keep on kicking ass

>>579758139
add me on psn: Nugblaze
I'll kick your ass, no really that's my psn I will actually play with you.

>>579758507
what if there are people in the stairs, we're screwed either way might as well keep our bonus

>>579758370
Possibility of interesting encounter and/or loot.

Higher chance of it happening on the stairs than there is in an empty elevator

Back in 5, phone call.

Roll three 60% glitch tests

b

roll glitch

>>579758507
but what if stairs glitches too my friend?

Glitch

>>579758762
glitch

>>579758762
roll glitch

>>579758709
>implying we dont get exp and level up while we're in the JRPG world

>>579758762
gollin rlitch

>>579758669
same here faggot fi8 me m8 ill fuk u up
psn add: dblastd

>>579758762
GLITCH ROLL

>>579758762
glitch test

>>579758669
fuk u m80
real plaeryz only play on teh super ninntend0, wen its not pluged in
git on mi lvl son

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>>579758816
you did good

>>579758840
>>579758845
>>579758853
I like these guys, they have nice round penises.

>>579758036
A

>>579758864
Man, you failed the glitch test just writing that

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>>579758818
>>579758840
>>579758845
Epic win, pass, pass.

This is going to be so fucking awesome

>>579758816
>>579758840
>>579758845
3 wins, well done /b/

>>579759000

>it begins

>>579758854
we've beaten the shit out of a lot of things and we haven't leveled up, i don't think it's gonna happen

>>579759045
How's that toaster working for you?

>>579759147
first one isn't a roll, dumbass.

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>>579759000
OH BABY A TRIPPLE!

>>579759000
Based TRIPS. 9000!!!

Shit's gonna get rockin' now.

>>579759212
kek

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>>579759000
IT'S PRECISESLY 9000, NOT LESS, NOT MORE.

>>579759001
IT'S OVER 9000!

Bumping the thread for glorious onyx

stay alive

Come on onyx, you can't abandon the thread just as based trips appear

>>579760336
see>>579758762

>>579760284
Quick, someone call the Bee Gees!

Stay alive, dammit

I BELIEVE

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>>579760474

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ITT: Autists

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>>579758036
15 minutes later

>>579758036
fast anyone post this incredibly bad drawn incest comic someone posted a few hours ago
>go by foot

>>579760656
but anon, youre in the thread too

>>579760694
read>>579758762

>>579760641
Thanks, I'll go get my dating assault rifle and score myself a lady

>>579760695
Those were truly horrible

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small bump

Sorry!

I'm back now.

I bury news stories as part of my job and quite a nasty one came up there, so it took a few minutes.

We are go again! Let's see what happened...

Ok guys, it's come to this. We must hunt down whoever called Onyx, and beat them to death, for the good of the thread. Who's with me?

>>579760831
He said back in five, it's been 13 minutes now...

>>579761153
Aye

>>579761004
"bury news stories" are you the Illuminati?

>>579761004
bury news stories?

>>579761212
Who isn't?

>>579761212
>>579761004

Not illuminati anon, sounds like simple SEO

Well, slightly less than simple but SEO nonetheless

>>579761195
5 minutes Turkish

>>579761004
>bury news stories

jesus christ man, what the fuck do you do..

>>579761429
he buries news stories.

>>579761394
superb reference.

>>579761429
I would imagine he buries news stories.

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>>579761004
>bury news stories

>>579761574
>>579761704
Well. Now that you put it that way, it all makes sense.

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>>579761429
hes just a garbageman, he takes out garbage.

just a part time janitor that cleans up messes nobody else can.

just a little wet work on the side... hes also a plmuber that deals in nasty, emm, leaks, yeah...

>>579761817
happy to clarify

>>579761429
He says "What the fuck is wrong with you? Of course you can't run that!" <click>

End of conversation.

*DING*

You decide to call the elevator instead of taking the stairs. It’s extremely risky given how bad the physics engine has been so far in this game, but you decide to go for it anyway.

(Rolling glitch tests- all pass! And 9k trips!)

The elevator rushes to floor seven without any apparent problems. As soon as the doors open you see Hot Wheels surrounded by two more Gargoyles, labelled Destruktoid and Gaymespot.

“We have your precious Hot Wheels, do not come closer or we-”

*SMASH*

You leap out of the elevator with your warhammer, beating the shit out of Destruktoid and smashing it to a pulp, before spinning to Gaymespot.

“WHERE IS SNARFLEESIAN?”

“I’ll never talk!”

*CRUNCH*

You smash its legs off.

“Where is she?!”

“Argh! She’s in the castle of the fantasy game! But if you kill me you’ll just glitch everything out! You’ve already broken two of us!”

“Whenever you’re ready to go, just grab onto my chair. We’ll fly through time and space to the castle,” Based Hot Wheels announces.

A.) Smash Gaymespot and grab onto Hot Wheels chair.
B.) We need some stability if we are going to take out Seerplebian. Let Gaymespot live and leave with Hot Wheels.

Vivian James
Clothing:
Panties (Wet)
Sports bra

Horniness: 56%
Orgasm: 2%
Credibility: 100%

Items:
Steel Warhammer
7 gold coins.
Fedora
Precious gems
Digital Watch

A

HULK SMASH

>>579762329
A

>>579762329
A

use something to tie up Gaymespot B

A

A

A

>>579762329
A,it'll just come back and try to kill/rape us

>>579762329
A

A

>>579762329
A violence in videogames never hurt anyone

>>579762329
A

A

>>579762329
A

A

>>579762329
A
Let's start the slaughter now, rather than later

>>579762329

B

The brain is a muscle too gentlemen

I do party political stuff. Offer favours in exchange for them not running stories. Exclusive interviews, etc.

Let me give you an example from some time ago...

Local Councillor saw some Chinese lanterns flying through the sky and said to a local journalist that they were dangerous and could kill a child.

Turns out the Chinese lanterns had been lit in memory of a child that was killed by a drunk driver.

That's the kind of shit I try to stop getting published.

>>579762854
>2854 ▶
>>>579762329
What kind of faggoty thing to say is that? Let's break shit with a warhammer!

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A wins!

Let's get a 55% glorious crusade test

>>579762891
Good guy Onyxdime

>>579763090
crusades

>>579763074
FUCKING CRUSADE ROLL

>>579763074
crusade roll

>>579762891
>>579763074

GLORIOUS CRUSADE PLEASE

>>579763074
glorious crusade get!

>>579763074
Roll crusade

>>579763150
That was close.

Pass!

>>579763150
We did it.

>>579763150
I like how we failed the first one, even though it was far easier

>>579762891
Hmmmm...

Nah, you're definitely illuminati. But you post CYOA erotica so you're cool with us.

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>>579760695
got, i found it

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>>579763150
DRAGONS FOR THE FANTASY FINAL BOSS FIGHT

GET PUMPED

>>579752760
A

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>>579762891
wp sir/lady, very wp.

>>579763568
just in time

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>>579763568
fuck your toaster man...

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>>579763361

>>579763568
Good thing you voted in time, bud

>>579763361
wut

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>>579763361
fucking christ

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>>579763568

might need a new thread soon

>>579764334

>>579763361
>>579763945
My sides are orbital