/b/ro's I fucked up I need someone to tell me how to destroy

Going to need a story

Does outright breaking include water submersion, or dragging something across metal contacts while powered on?

microwave them for 1 second.
that will outright destroy them, but no visible damage

>>579729280
can't metal case

>>579729062
no but it needs to be that nothing can be retrieved from the remains of said ssd and just give me a bit I'll give you the story

>>579729481
so?

>>579728374
sudo rm -rf /

format c:\*.*

>>579729664
I'll ruin my fucking microwave!

>>579728374

Magnates motherfucker

>>579729739
no way. if you're going that route you'll want to use DBAN

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>>579729791
you're destroying at least $600 worth of SSDs and you're worried about the microwave?

>>579729804
cool how the fuck do I get magnets in ten minutes? I might as well just make an electromagnet

Suicide is your only option!

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>>579729791

If you need to wipe your shit so fast and so noticeably that you only have 10 minutes who gives a shit about your microwave

>>579730224
true, alright in the microwave it goes

>>579730347
Story homie

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>>579730347

while they're in the microwave give us a little context for the lulz.

bumping with tits because i hate sundays.

>>579730056

Actually that is an option

Also there are powerful as fuck magnates in flat screen tv's and old hard drives and probably your care if you look it up

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>>579730002

> this

fucking lol/

>>579728374

can we please get the story behind this

>>579730347
Pics or video of you fucking up microwave & timestamp faggot

>>579728374
magnate
just run it over them

>>579729804
Yes this magnets. Use one from a car speaker or stereo speaker. The bigger the speaker the better

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one last bump, op please deliver a fucking story.

>>579730056
Speakers have large magnets. Car speaker stereo speakers

plug it to 110V

>>579730581
>be me
>friends are fucking mafioso gangsters
>ask me to do their cataloging and shit
>they don't pay me shit
>decide to take a little bit of the pot
>friend calls me on my bullshit in front of boss guy
>boss guy gets that look likes he's gonna turn my ass red
>they both leave calmly
>friend calls hour later
>"ANON GTFO U GOT AN HOUR BEFORE THE COME AND LOOK THROUGH YOUR SHIT"
>Still have original files on their comps
>shit...
>go on /b/ ask how to wreck their comps without destroying them physically
tldr I'm fucked
also microwave started to melt some plastic with one of them can't do anymore or too much suspicion
all I've got left are the external hard drives (2)

>>579728374
SSD = blowtorch
Physical platters = belt sand or grinder. Grinder preferred. Then bury the platters somewhere nobody will ever look for them.

If you really fucked up, like child porn fucked up, the Feds *might* try to recover a wiped drive - but the proof they need to convict you exists where you can't get to it, in server logs.

But fuck it, make 'em work for it. They can't reconstruct ashes, or magnetic dust.

>>579729739
You wont need your microwave if you're dead or in prison! Do it!

>>579728374
drop them off in a lake or so... bury them far away...

>>579731506
amerifag?

>>579731506
>Kill all the mafioso gangsters
>loot & rape bodies
>kill boss man
>wear his face like a hat
>become new boss
>¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
>profit

>>579732138
Yeah OP, you have all their info, how could this not work?

Should have encrypted that shit, retard.

Magnets won't do shit on SSD's. You need a program that will securely wipe the drives for you.

> magnets
> SSD

What's that going to do? Tickle the transistors?

Microwave probably won't cut it either because they're encased in metal.

Your best bet is to fry the drives with high voltage, run the mains over all contacts and underside of the PCB to destroy any and all circuitry.

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>>579732138
>also microwave started to melt some plastic with one of them can't do anymore or too much


Call the cops. Be a snitch, better than dying

>>579728374
>in like 10 minutes
>27 minutes later
>thread alive

>>579732405
how do I do this?

>take out every hard drive
>go somewhere far away, don't take your phone
>bury them

>>579732856
was trying to make sure I'd have enough time

>>579732508
>Call the cops. Be a snitch, better than dying
>Be a snitch

Kill yourself

>>579728374
Put them in the oven (or use a blowtorch) and heat to a ridiculous temperature. Magnets won't do shit to SSDs, neither will microwaves.

Maximum operating temperature of consumer electronics is 125°C, and anything above ~320°C for any longer than 2 minutes will destroy electronic components for good. Take it from an electronic engineer.

>>579733254
that will melt the plastic though as if it was ice in a blowtorch

>>579733397
Either do physical damage, software damage (use killdisk) or get rid of the drives entirely.

this sounds like pasta, ive heard this story like a month ago

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Most of the shit is on two maxtors how the fuck do I delete the shit on those cus those have the most recent stuff

>>579734174
what do you think destroying the SSDs will do?
Make them not kick your ass?
Like do you think they want to make a fucking process against you and drop it because of a lack of evidence? The only logical thing to do is to get in your car and drive somewhere where noone will expect you.

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Gutes he's dead
>also bump

>>579734836
fuck it your right taking the shit I have and going, it's been fun /b/ but idfk when the next time I'll be able to talk with you faggots next will be
Inb4 OP doesn't die from fucking cartel

>>579735338
go to canada