/b/ro's I fucked up I need someone to tell me how to destroy like 6 computers hard drives in like 10 minutes without outright breaking them(ssd drives can't just put some thing in the drive and let it run)
you're destroying at least $600 worth of SSDs and you're worried about the microwave?
If you need to wipe your shit so fast and so noticeably that you only have 10 minutes who gives a shit about your microwave
while they're in the microwave give us a little context for the lulz.
bumping with tits because i hate sundays.
one last bump, op please deliver a fucking story.
>friends are fucking mafioso gangsters
>ask me to do their cataloging and shit
>they don't pay me shit
>decide to take a little bit of the pot
>friend calls me on my bullshit in front of boss guy
>boss guy gets that look likes he's gonna turn my ass red
>they both leave calmly
>friend calls hour later
>"ANON GTFO U GOT AN HOUR BEFORE THE COME AND LOOK THROUGH YOUR SHIT"
>Still have original files on their comps
>go on /b/ ask how to wreck their comps without destroying them physically
tldr I'm fucked
also microwave started to melt some plastic with one of them can't do anymore or too much suspicion
all I've got left are the external hard drives (2)
SSD = blowtorch
Physical platters = belt sand or grinder. Grinder preferred. Then bury the platters somewhere nobody will ever look for them.
If you really fucked up, like child porn fucked up, the Feds *might* try to recover a wiped drive - but the proof they need to convict you exists where you can't get to it, in server logs.
But fuck it, make 'em work for it. They can't reconstruct ashes, or magnetic dust.
What's that going to do? Tickle the transistors?
Microwave probably won't cut it either because they're encased in metal.
Your best bet is to fry the drives with high voltage, run the mains over all contacts and underside of the PCB to destroy any and all circuitry.
>also microwave started to melt some plastic with one of them can't do anymore or too much
Call the cops. Be a snitch, better than dying
Put them in the oven (or use a blowtorch) and heat to a ridiculous temperature. Magnets won't do shit to SSDs, neither will microwaves.
Maximum operating temperature of consumer electronics is 125°C, and anything above ~320°C for any longer than 2 minutes will destroy electronic components for good. Take it from an electronic engineer.
Most of the shit is on two maxtors how the fuck do I delete the shit on those cus those have the most recent stuff
what do you think destroying the SSDs will do?
Make them not kick your ass?
Like do you think they want to make a fucking process against you and drop it because of a lack of evidence? The only logical thing to do is to get in your car and drive somewhere where noone will expect you.
fuck it your right taking the shit I have and going, it's been fun /b/ but idfk when the next time I'll be able to talk with you faggots next will be
Inb4 OP doesn't die from fucking cartel