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Boiling ramen on the right side of a griddle with a lid, a bunch of salt, and an egg.

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>>579662156
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>>579672202
Finally you moved it to the right side. It's gonna work OP, I'm feelin it this time.
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first
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>>579672202
Were going to finish this shit one way or another.
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>>579672202
Lid fag from before.

You glorious faggot
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>>579672202
let's get this shit started
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You better put a towel under that you wouldnt want an accident
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>>579672202
yay. add salt
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>>579672202
I believe in you OP

>pic related
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>>579672315
fuck you
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>>579672316
You wish faggot.
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>>579672202
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>>579672352
An accident won't really make things any worse in there.
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>>579672202
Oh god, why did you move to the right side? It's hottest on the left
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>>579672202
needs some semen for flavor
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>>579672356
Mate salt boils at a much higher temp than water.

Who cooks ramen in molten salt, are you high?
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>>579672202
Dont forget to add bacon OP
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>>579672454
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>>579672356
It's a fucking mess in here. I don't want to sit on the floor
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Have you even started boiling the noodles?
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>>579672529
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In the time that this has all started until now I have jacked off three times and downloaded the greatest electronic hits of the fucking 70s.

I love this in its entirety
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Flavor crystal faggot, reporting for duty
>get them activated i'm getting nervous
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OP, don't forget to activate the flavor crystals in the flavor powder before you put it in. You have to throw the packet in the water for about 10-15 seconds to get it hot and activate the crystals then take it out, open the packet then put in the powder. You can do the evaporation method which gives better results. That means leaving it in there for about 2 minutes then pulling it out pouring the remaining powder that didn't evaporate into the ramen.
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>>579672438
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>>579672202
One pack of Ramen has most of your daily salt requirement by itself. No need to add salt.

I suspect your shit diet will catch up with you in your 20s...
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>>579672450
You're trippin man, theres more heating element on the opposite side of the plug.
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Seriously though, first time playing fear, weird noise, making it really hard to fap right how
Praise be the egg. Amen

>>579672454
You're just trying to get him to add more salt, aren't you?
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>>579672484
>>579662156
don't talk about shit you don't understand boy
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>>579672202
Get a real job OP. No one should have to live in these conditions.
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>>579672202
hour and 45 minutes and still the eggs aren't boiled
>my sides dont exist anymore
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>>579672582
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>>579672202
Dafek? Boiling ramen in the bathroom? You really must be a desperate faggot.
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>>579672529
If someone walked in right now they would think you went fucking insane.
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>>579672529
While you are waiting you could always grab a broom...
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>>579672579
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Should I check the last egg?
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>>579672608

You will be perfectly safe as long as you have activated your flavor crystals.

YOU ACTIVATED THEM, RIGHT!?
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>>579672741
No its not done you twat
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>>579672757
>tfw almonds are unactivated
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>>579672621
Dont disown me again Mr. Spoon.
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>>579672741
check and rub some semen on it
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>>579672741
yes, also add the raman now
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>>579672741
No.
Leave egg in.
Dump ramen, oreos and seasoning packet in
Put lid on
Leave for 20 minutes.
Report back.
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>>579672757
Fuck, they're downstairs. What do I do now??
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Will you fry some goddamned soap on the griddle already, I mean honestly. What are we doing here? Making impossibru taken flavor wish or fucking around like gaijin faggots
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>>579672741
what have you got to lose.
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>>579672741
Take it out of the pot and run it under cold water for a minute. Should be done, if anything its definitely more cooked than the first egg.
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Who the hell cooks eggs? Eat it raw pussy.
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>>579672829
>what have you got to lose?
dank memes, that's what. Don't do it OP!
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>>579672673
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>>579672815
Oh fuck, quickly, start chanting the lyrics to Allstar backwards.

It is your only hope of getting out of this one alive.
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>>579672741
God damn it OP, activate the fucking flavor crystals already or your gonna fuck this all up. Shit.
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>>579672757

This whole thread. Sides hurt. Stahp
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>>579672897
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>>579672202
ramen takes like 5 minutes if that to cook on a boil. What the fuck are you doing nigger?
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OP wont be eating ramen any time soon
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>>579672902
Looking up the full lyrics now, can't remember songs for shit.
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Were going in

Also, fucking Lidfags. It did nothing
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>>579672902
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>>579672757
>activated your flavor crystals
but that's wrong
the only thing that should be activated are your almonds
add almonds OP, but don't forget to activate them
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>>579672815
Go get them. Flavor crystals> stupid lazy roomates
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>>579672979
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>>579672979
i've never seen a person fail so badly at cooking ramen

what the actual fuck, OP
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>>579672989
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>>579672602
>more heating element on the opposite side of the plug.
Have you gone mad?
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>>579672979
>In the name of the egg, the pot, and the Holy Griddle
Ramen
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>>579673062
fag
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>>579673062
go to bed Faggot
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OP would be better off boiling the water with a lighter
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>>579673062
Faggot
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>>579673062
Faggot
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>>579673040
It's the fucking eggs
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>>579673079
Funny pasta is funny
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>>579673117
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>>579672979
I think its time...To put the ramen in.
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>>579672979
Easy way to peel an egg is to put the egg on a table and gently apply pressure while rolling the egg with your hand. This should separate the egg from the shell.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKJS-8bzoA

reposting official thread theme
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>>579673062
faggot
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srsly tho where da pasta at ?
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ive been in these threads too god damn long not to see it through. put the damn raman in
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>>579673014
Fuck you
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reposting appetizer
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>>579673196
Whats the big red doing there?
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>>579673196
dat reflection in pot

op what are you wearing?
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>>579673196
i don't even bother hardboiling them, i just crack them in with the noodles as they're boiling
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>>579672979
You need more heating power then
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>>579673239
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>>579672979
In jail, you make ramen by putting hot water in a tupperware container and letting it sit till it gets mushy. This is your best bet.
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>>579673294
Oh lordy
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>>579673196
Dude I just seriously got up and made ramen in the whole time you starting your first thread.

GODDAMMIT MAN GET IT TOGETHER!
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>>579673294
this guy again
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OP's like that guy who made the Miley Cyrus turkey except this dude is a boring, unfunny FAGGGOT!
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>>579673294
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Fry soap. Then, get lighter. Keep stirring soap on griddle while you boil one spoonful of water at a time on the spoon. Don't forget to cut your dick all crazy with the jagged edge of the hot motherfucking flavor packet (after the crystals are activated like almonds, of course).
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>>579673196
i thought you were going to crack the egg over the cooking noodles

>>579673294
is that toothpaste?
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>>579673346
I think has about to add man salt
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eggs and ramen? fucking casual
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>>579673389
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>>579673014
Dude, they are in the kitchen, out side my room. I'm not opening that door.

>>579672902
>Life to not sense
>Smash Mouth
Fuck, this is getting scary.
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>>579672202
I want an omelet now OP, I'm not even going to sleep thanks to your thread, I need eggs and I can't afford to sleep through breakfast damnit.
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>>579673484
>I think has about to add man salt
>has
"he was"?
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This is what the finished product should be

SEASONING:

Not Activated ☐

Activated ☑
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>>579673512
wot r u browsin on tor ther m8?
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>>579673492
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>>579673492
>grape flavor
yes
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>>579673484
Has anyone ever gone far enough as to decide as to look more like?
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>>579673572
Add about man salt was he? Nah, salt add was he about too.
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>>579673643
Some anon radio and a lolicore music archive. I'll link you if you want
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>>579673572
he's. Soory it's 3am and I had heat stroke late Friday so not all there.
Funny story: I have no idea where I went or what I did between 930pm FRI and 11:55pm SAT
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WERE MAKING FUCKING PROGRESS
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>>579673196
OP lets start a restaurant together man :D I know it will be good.
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>>579673793
anon radio? 'splain yourself son
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>>579673294
Of course it's a weird Yuropeen eating his own frilled cum. OF COURSE! Stay revolting Yuroop.
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>>579673870
punch it
69 get
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Ramen tastes like shit with flavor, you're gonna have to make your own flavor with something in the bathroom.

Maybe shampoo?
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>>579673870
how is it taking you this damn long, are you a fucking turtle
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>>579673412
Sean?
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ACTIVATE THE RAMEN FAGET.
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>>579673484
> I think hes salt man about added
Fix'd
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>>579673870
jesus fuck, I'm amazed...
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>>579673926
without*
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>>579673870
YEESSSSHHHHH
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>>579673870
God's speed op. I'll be with you until you finish the last bite of ramen.
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>>579673512
>no how to screenshot tab
How do you fucking sleep at night?
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>>579673294
>not using olive oil
Enjoy your burnt cum.
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>>579673907
and this is what the internet was made for
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>>579673870
Atta boy OP! You better not take one fucking bite of that egg until your ramens done.
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>>579673983
Just go back to posting Spiderman and bananas and let the adults create magic.
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>>579673884
http://76qugh5bey5gum7l onion/
It's just a radio. Oh noes, it's probably not licensed, call the SWAT team in now!
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>>579673870
>Empty big red bottle
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he'll need to add more water to the pot because it boiled out
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>>579674047
if he did i would just an hero. 2 hours to cook a fucking egg
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>>579674019
Like I give a shit what people see in my tabs? Also, I'm not sleeping right now. I'm hiding from Alma, remember?
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>>579674212
nooooooooo don't add cold water
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>>579674214
Now we know the answer to the age old question. How long does it take the internet to boil an egg?
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2hrs later and OP has managed to boil (or possibly petrify) an egg.
good god how is the human race going to survive past 2030

>>579674159
cheers
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>>579674109
See
>>579673056
> Wm1B4Azu
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>>579674331
Use anonyradio for good tunes, what I'm listening to now
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>>579674327
bout tree fiddy
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>>579674327
Who cares. No one can ever take something so precious away from us
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>>579674368
you are seriously 16 or retarded, maybe both
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>>579674467
op you gut ugly ass fingers
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>>579674467
Its glorious
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Here's the deal on salt. It takes longer for the water to boil, YET the noodles will cook faster because the water is at a higher temp because of the salt. I know this because I studied music in college.
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>>579674467
COOK THE DAMN RAMAN
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>>579674470
Lol he mad
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I have this strange habit of picking at a raw pack of ramen & eating it bit by bit. I would've been done with a 12 pack eating them that way by now. Get in here niggers, this is better than The Fappening. No sleeps will be had. Glad I'm not work today.
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>>579674467
Nice spoon man, is it Silver ?
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>>579674467
Childbirth is such a magical thing. What are you going to name him OP?
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>>579674578
I don't think pity counts as anger
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>>579674582
I dont like it when i am work either Anon.

>>579674647
Dibs on Not_A_Faget
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>>579674426
>why my radio keeps stopping?
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>>579674467
>>579674582
2 ramen guys?
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>>579674467
Is that towel 100 prrcent cottan
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WELCOME TO THE RAMENING
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>>579674582
I used to eat dried noodles on their own for ages.
Love the chrunchyness
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Holy fucking shit, OP.

Activate the fucking raman already
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>>579674582
>breaking ramen up

i'm platinum mad
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>>579674647
Fredrick

I think we might be ready
>Fredrick cooked
>lid on
>salted

Should we do it?
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>>579674582
what the hell, thats not you bathroom. get back to the griddle you soviet bastard
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>>579674880
FUCK YES
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>>579674880
fuck yes!
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>>579674880
GOGOGOGO!
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>>579674945
thats not op kek
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ITS TIME
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>>579674752
There is and only ever will be one true ramen guy. Take your blasphemy somewhere else. In griddle we trust. Ramen.
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>>579674880
3 fucking hours later, but sure, go on
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>>579674945
Someone has dried off with that towel haven't they?
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>>579674880
This has gotten me really hungry guys, whats the deal with making ramen ?

Boil water + Add 'activated' spices + Add ramen + let it cook for 5 minutes + Eat ??

No ? Gonna make me some ramen
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>>579674880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOoOP2l_ahQ
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>>579674880
dont sleep
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>>579674880
Do it now you asshole
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>>579674750
Bad streaming I guess? Sometimes it plays perfectly for me, sometimes it just stops like it's buffering

>>579674880
Based Maruchan
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Time to cook son.
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>>579674880
Ahh shit my negga Fredrick.




Lets do this shit OP. The reckoning of the ramen has begun.
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>>579675186
yeah, I switched to a different exit node and it's doing it a lot less now. Goddamn sexy tunes tho, dayum
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Why are you breaking the ramen!?
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>>579674945
Newfag
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can someone recap this from the start for me? i feel like ive missed something epic
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Goodnight, guys
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>>579675291
New to this shit, what the fuck do you mean by this? I'd like some smooth radio
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>>579675302
go to bed kid
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>>579674880
how has OP not got dick caught in ceiling fan yet?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQlNv2Au-Lg
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>>579674880
Yes.

Its happening!
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>>579675329
eh
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>>579675329
>>579675380
Goodnight
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>>579675329
Godspeed OP
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>>579675329
Don't you dare.
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>>579675329
Hype
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>inb4 something goes horribly wrong
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>>579675032
>Find a griddle
>Find a pot, add water
>Wait for water to heat up
>Forget to plug in griddle
>Plug in griddle
>Add salt
>Add 3 eggs
>Only cook one out of three eggs
>?????
>Profit!
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Can you imagine if OP was the 4chan strangler? Would have taken 3 days and 25 shoelaces.
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someone please tell me the last thread was archived
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>>579675329
Go for it OP
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>>579675329
not done by a mile
>serve and enjoy
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>>579675329
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>>579675329
Dont leave us, we must see the end result.

Even if it is the end of us all.
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>>579675329
I can't end there. I have to see this through to the end
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>>579675604
if people were like OP or infomercial actors we'd be fucking doomed
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>>579675329
motherfucker
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Hey OP, are you this guy? Because you look like you be tweak-a-leekin http://youtu.be/q7ZwaNM1p4s
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Has somone compiled all this and the previous thread in a jpg?
Can't be fucked to do it myself
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>>579675690
HYPE
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>>579675690
Dick in pot plz
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Should i add some semen with these?
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>>579675714
Sad "donate to this cause" commercials
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>>579675575
Underrated post o' the century
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>>579675583
http://4archive.org/b/thread/579662156
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>>579675583

http://4archive.org/b/thread/579662156
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>>579675690
Comon anon, we belive in you
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>>579675690
You're a good man OP. This is beyond just you and your hunger.
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>>579675690
You can cook it OP!
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Fun fact: When I first made that first thread, I was going to post something like "I think I may be a genius. Anyone else come up with anything close to this?"
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What the hell is OP trying to do exactly?
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>>579675362
you know how Tor works, right? Well there have to be places where the traffic exits the proxy layers and connects to things. Try doing one of those "find the location of an IP" thing each time you open Tor. Sometimes you're viewing sites from an exit relay in Spain, sometimes in Russian, and other times just about anywhere in the world. You can hit the button in pic related to basically refresh your connection (it'll also close your tabs though) and route through a new (pseudo)random set of proxies. I did it on the off-chance the one I was using was very congested, or a long way away from the source / me etc
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put cable in water and stick dick in
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>>579676067
eat food
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"This just in: Man dies from starvation in own bathroom next to uncooked noodles."
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>>579676062
Topkek
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>>579676062
It's obvious now that you've found the best way to boil water. I don't know why I havent been using griddles to heat up pots of water my entire life. You've changed my life man.
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>>579675575
Fucking kekd
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>>579676257
anyone has screenshots of first thread? I'm a little late
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>>579676402
>>579675859
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>>579676402
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/579662156
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>>579676402
Lurk more nigga
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>>579676402
See
>>579675859
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>>579676229
Kek
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>>579676324
Oh great you're gonna join OP in his abuse of griddles? That's just great. Can't believe he's been using it to try and cook ramen for an hour. That's not the intention of the griddle, why not use it for breakfast foods?
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>>579675690
Damn skippy pal. We are goin to see this through. Not gonna sleep until there are noodles in your belly. How is your current state of mind?
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>>579676613
I cooked an egg
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>>579676070
I got that it used multiple connections/relays around the world. Just didn't know if you could control the actual points it uses. So you're just shooting in the dark and hoping for a good connection? I might try that after I actually write down my links. Speaking of which, here's the lolicore archive:
http://lolicore75rq3tm5 onion/
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>>579676613
Oh you are back.
Nice to see you are still here to speak for the griddles.
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>>579676613
like 2 hours
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>>579672448
A bit of hot water might make it better, actually.
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>>579676757
3 and counting, actually
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Guys i was making ramen and i am sure i added a bit too much water. Can i just boil it off ? i am foking hungry
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It's actually happening
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>>579676904
Finally
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I'ma make some ramen, this made me hungry.
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>>579676690
Cmon post some progress pics.
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>>579676613
the Griddle snob back everyone. It's a new age, you can't stop us. Griddles will be replacing stovetops all around the world. Need to boil water? Griddle time. Need to cook a burger? Griddle time. Need to hardboil some motherfucking eggs? You guessed it, griddle time bitch. The revolution has begun. #griddlegate
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>>579676869
>>579676974
Can you help Anon
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>>579676904
holy shit!
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Guys, its been almost 3 hours.

it is 4:30 in the morning

I am cold and tired.

Godspeed you glorious bastards, and remember, always activate your flavor crystals.

Whatever happened to F.E.A.R dude anyway?
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>>579672890
Confirmed.
Source: I cum raw eggs.
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Damnit its almost 1am and now i'm craving noodles.

Fuck.
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>>579676904
About fucking time. If you have crushed red pepper, use that in the ramen
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>>579676904
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>>579676904
awww shit nigga, I see that steam. Better add that flavor packet now so the noodles absorb some of the flavor.
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>>579677115
I'm still here, hiding the the bathroom
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>>579676904
>where were you when ramen was cook

>>579676739
Yep, it's just a wild stab in the darknet
>pic related, my current exit node

>>579677115
>Whatever happened to F.E.A.R dude anyway?
I think he got murdered by griddlenazi, may the Ramen guide his sou-
>>579677308
Oh, hello. Make some bathroom ramen.
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>>579677308
protect yourself brother

Talos guide you

goodnight
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>>579677389
>wrong pic
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>>579677308
Which F.E.A.R. game where you playing?

Played the first one, fuck that greasy fat cunt.
The kids spooky as fuck too.
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>>579676904
Ive been too long
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I think I did it....
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>>579677308
Sounds like a perfect time to whip out your griddle
and cook some ramen.
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>>579677389
I would if I had a skillet, sorry
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>>579677508
put the msg in
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>>579677508
looks a little over cooked to be honest
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its nice to see what you've done with your first million
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>>579677508
Add chrystals
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>>579677483
Fucking fatass. Recently finished first game and the one that comes after it (not 2). Got the series in a bundle on steam
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>>579677508
damn
>>
Speaking of ramen..
If I download crumply pasta from vola without a proxy, how long will it be before I know if I'm v&?
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>>579677508
"Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free. R'Amen."
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>>579677508
good god
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inb4 op is kill
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pics of you eating it OP, so I can finally get some closure and go the fuck to bed.
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>>579677701
Hopefully 30 minutes or less pedo
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>>579677508
That's some next level shit nigga!
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>>579677508
For the love of God, don't ever attempt lasagna.
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Crystals are being activated as we speak
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I just got here, dafaq is going on?
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>>579677660
Nice.

I have yet to finish the expansions of the first one as im a lazy cunt, and the bit where the guy died by the building site was 2spooky4me.

That and wasing my life playing Red Orchestra 2.
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>>579677508
I'm so proud of you OP. Where is frederick? He really should be here to see this.
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OP, I'd eat a ramen to your memory but not right before bed. indigestion.
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>>579677834
Or his money back, guaranteed?

>>579677701
What is screenshot?

Also, I propose a new thread theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP3H4iwhnZk
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>>579677508
Good, now get the pot off the griddle, please.
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>>579677923
Thanks OP
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>>579677923
>drains all the water
fuck you dude
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>>579677923
They're activated
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>>579677923
YOU DRAINED THE SOUP?!
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>>579677923
Take a bite and report. Looks like you got it right except for the eggs.
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pretty sure youre supposed to add the flavor while it's still cooking in the water
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>>579678145
Don't forget the fucking eggs.
Needs more salt.
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>>579678145
GG OP
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>>579678125 Pretty sure it all evaporated, he's been heating the same pot for 3 fucking hours.
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oh my god it lives. I thought I missed it.

Best thread on /b/ since 2003.
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>>579678195
They were very overcooked....
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>>579678327
Its over


We can all go home now
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>>579678327
I can't believe it. Good game OP.

Now order a fucking pizza, fuck...
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>>579678327
hmmm I wonder why?
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>>579678327
NO!
REALLY?
>my life
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>>579678327
Holy fuck that was quick
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>>579678327
At least you ate in time to start perpairing your next meal. Later OP.
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>>579678145
>>579678327
2minutes and 15 seconds.

IT WAS ALL FOR THESE 2 MINUTES and 15 SECONDS.

G
L
O
R
I
O
U
S
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>>579678327
what happened to the fucking egg
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>>579678327
...so I threw them out. I wasn't really that hungry anyways
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>>579678327
You're a hero to us all OP. Congratulations.
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OP has inspired Rameneers around the world. This is my tribute.
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>>579678327
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>>579678327
>>
WTF OP, WHAT DID YOU DO?
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>>579678453
You shouldnt have had posted that.
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>>579678453
YOU SON OF A BITCH
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>>579678453
>>
>>579678453
>just kill me
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>>579678453

OPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>579678445
he has a name you insensitive plebshit-

>>579678453
uwhfeuwneuhrgvsifweugbfvoasvc
I'm done.
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>>579678453
oh.
my.
christ.
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>>579678453
Let the shitstorm begin
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>>579678453
You have forsaken us OP. I believed in you.
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>>579678453
Holy shit my fucking sides
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>>579677923
Fucking hell, you get the noodles just warm enough to separate, then drain about half the water, and set to half heat (I put all the way for the boil). at this point, add your flavor. Noodles will soak in more flavor, so you're no left with brothless, overflavored noodles, or bland noodles with overflavored water
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>>579678453
i hope you get HIV, OP
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>>579678453
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>>579678467
I'll eat mine though. Fuck you OP... Fuck you.
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>>579678453
Again, OP, never go NEAR a lasagna recipe.
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>>579678453
And what THE FUCK happened to Fredrick? I bet you flushed him too you heartless bastard.
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>>579678453
DEAR GOD NO
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I am so angry right now it stupid
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>>579678453
Y
O
U

D
U
M
B

M
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H
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F
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K
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>>579678467
>>579678663
No. You have to throw yours into the toilet and post pic. Don't you leave him hanging.
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>>579678467
you are the hero this thread needs, anon
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>>579678453
I was following this thread a while ago, now I come back and see this.
I laughed for a good 30 seconds.
Thanks OP, you're fucking awesome.
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Fuck it, I'll make a fucking thread and make ramen, just for you guys, and enjoy every last fucking bite.
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>>579678453
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>>579678685
Ate him
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Someone archive this thread so we can all gtfo and go to sleep.
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Well at least OP delivered.

I'm out, laters niggers

http://4archive.org/b/thread/579672202
>friendly archive reminder
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>>579678743
Fuck that. I'm hungry and I'm not a faggot like OP.
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>>579678453
this is when u die
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