Boiling ramen on the right side of a griddle with a lid, a bunch of salt, and an egg.
Oh god, why did you move to the right side? It's hottest on the left
It's a fucking mess in here. I don't want to sit on the floor
In the time that this has all started until now I have jacked off three times and downloaded the greatest electronic hits of the fucking 70s.
I love this in its entirety
Flavor crystal faggot, reporting for duty
>get them activated i'm getting nervous
OP, don't forget to activate the flavor crystals in the flavor powder before you put it in. You have to throw the packet in the water for about 10-15 seconds to get it hot and activate the crystals then take it out, open the packet then put in the powder. You can do the evaporation method which gives better results. That means leaving it in there for about 2 minutes then pulling it out pouring the remaining powder that didn't evaporate into the ramen.
Seriously though, first time playing fear, weird noise, making it really hard to fap right how
Praise be the egg. Amen
You're just trying to get him to add more salt, aren't you?
Dafek? Boiling ramen in the bathroom? You really must be a desperate faggot.
While you are waiting you could always grab a broom...
You will be perfectly safe as long as you have activated your flavor crystals.
YOU ACTIVATED THEM, RIGHT!?
Will you fry some goddamned soap on the griddle already, I mean honestly. What are we doing here? Making impossibru taken flavor wish or fucking around like gaijin faggots
Were going in
Also, fucking Lidfags. It did nothing
Go get them. Flavor crystals> stupid lazy roomates
>more heating element on the opposite side of the plug.
Have you gone mad?
>In the name of the egg, the pot, and the Holy Griddle
I think its time...To put the ramen in.
reposting official thread theme
ive been in these threads too god damn long not to see it through. put the damn raman in
OP's like that guy who made the Miley Cyrus turkey except this dude is a boring, unfunny FAGGGOT!
Fry soap. Then, get lighter. Keep stirring soap on griddle while you boil one spoonful of water at a time on the spoon. Don't forget to cut your dick all crazy with the jagged edge of the hot motherfucking flavor packet (after the crystals are activated like almonds, of course).
Dude, they are in the kitchen, out side my room. I'm not opening that door.
>Life to not sense
Fuck, this is getting scary.
This is what the finished product should be
Not Activated ☐
Add about man salt was he? Nah, salt add was he about too.
Of course it's a weird Yuropeen eating his own frilled cum. OF COURSE! Stay revolting Yuroop.
Atta boy OP! You better not take one fucking bite of that egg until your ramens done.
Who cares. No one can ever take something so precious away from us
Here's the deal on salt. It takes longer for the water to boil, YET the noodles will cook faster because the water is at a higher temp because of the salt. I know this because I studied music in college.
I have this strange habit of picking at a raw pack of ramen & eating it bit by bit. I would've been done with a 12 pack eating them that way by now. Get in here niggers, this is better than The Fappening. No sleeps will be had. Glad I'm not work today.
I think we might be ready
Should we do it?
This has gotten me really hungry guys, whats the deal with making ramen ?
Boil water + Add 'activated' spices + Add ramen + let it cook for 5 minutes + Eat ??
No ? Gonna make me some ramen
I can't end there. I have to see this through to the end
you know how Tor works, right? Well there have to be places where the traffic exits the proxy layers and connects to things. Try doing one of those "find the location of an IP" thing each time you open Tor. Sometimes you're viewing sites from an exit relay in Spain, sometimes in Russian, and other times just about anywhere in the world. You can hit the button in pic related to basically refresh your connection (it'll also close your tabs though) and route through a new (pseudo)random set of proxies. I did it on the off-chance the one I was using was very congested, or a long way away from the source / me etc
It's obvious now that you've found the best way to boil water. I don't know why I havent been using griddles to heat up pots of water my entire life. You've changed my life man.
Oh great you're gonna join OP in his abuse of griddles? That's just great. Can't believe he's been using it to try and cook ramen for an hour. That's not the intention of the griddle, why not use it for breakfast foods?
I got that it used multiple connections/relays around the world. Just didn't know if you could control the actual points it uses. So you're just shooting in the dark and hoping for a good connection? I might try that after I actually write down my links. Speaking of which, here's the lolicore archive:
the Griddle snob back everyone. It's a new age, you can't stop us. Griddles will be replacing stovetops all around the world. Need to boil water? Griddle time. Need to cook a burger? Griddle time. Need to hardboil some motherfucking eggs? You guessed it, griddle time bitch. The revolution has begun. #griddlegate
Guys, its been almost 3 hours.
it is 4:30 in the morning
I am cold and tired.
Godspeed you glorious bastards, and remember, always activate your flavor crystals.
Whatever happened to F.E.A.R dude anyway?
>where were you when ramen was cook
Yep, it's just a wild stab in the darknet
>pic related, my current exit node
>Whatever happened to F.E.A.R dude anyway?
I think he got murdered by griddlenazi, may the Ramen guide his sou-
Oh, hello. Make some bathroom ramen.
Ive been too long
I have yet to finish the expansions of the first one as im a lazy cunt, and the bit where the guy died by the building site was 2spooky4me.
That and wasing my life playing Red Orchestra 2.
We can all go home now
I can't believe it. Good game OP.
Now order a fucking pizza, fuck...
...so I threw them out. I wasn't really that hungry anyways
OP has inspired Rameneers around the world. This is my tribute.
he has a name you insensitive plebshit-
Fucking hell, you get the noodles just warm enough to separate, then drain about half the water, and set to half heat (I put all the way for the boil). at this point, add your flavor. Noodles will soak in more flavor, so you're no left with brothless, overflavored noodles, or bland noodles with overflavored water
Well at least OP delivered.
I'm out, laters niggers
>friendly archive reminder