Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my mom being alive.
are you about to kill yourself?
send a pic
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
SRLY Andrew? why did you get this one
i was on a ranch yesterday and i saw a horses butt hole, i started licking it and it felt so good but then i looked at it and it reminded me of you since all i saw was shit. so i started sucking his dick and that was more fun.
actually OP, you kiled someone. you chose to click "send" we are in no way accountable...right guys?...right?
atleast you're not a try hard edgymeister, i didn't think she meant she'd kill herself (unless she was suicidal already) i figured she just didn't want anything to do with you
so now that your mom is dead, has your dad been molesting you more?
>long day of studying
>ahuehue time for /b/
>see this thread
>op gets kil
Just checking to see if you did it yet, now do it.
if this is real, and you're not tricking us, then be nice to her now.
If I get winrar I want you to write:
I'm an idiot for saying what I said. You're the most amazing person ever and I love you and you deserve only good things to happen to you steph.
mother fucking winrar
Can you do me a favor and join your mother in hell? This is serious. I really fucking hate you and wish youd die.
>suicide by pills
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY SHIT NIGGER DO YOU REALIZE THAT HAS LIKE A 30% CHANCE OF ACTUALLY KILLING YOURSELF
WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING HANG YOURSELF, YOU HAVE LIKE A 95% CHANCE OF SUCCESS AND IT DOESN'T HURT HALF AS MUCH AS PILL SUICIDE
Ravioli ravioli you killed your mommyoli
i once heard about a girl who did an attention suicide (not really planning on dying) by taking a bunch of ibuprofen. she winds up in the hospital about 8 hours later and learns that she will die in 3 days due to severe damage to her liver(?)
by the way you speak, you sound like a pro on suicide. except you're still alive, thats weird. i guess you also need to learn a few things about suicide.
I remember the day you told me you were leaving
I remember the make-up running down your face
And the dreams you left behind you didn't need them
Like every single wish we ever made
I wish that I could wake up with amnesia
And forget about the stupid little things
Like the way it felt to fall asleep next to you
And the memories I never can escape
You're a scumbag.
I hope these rolls and texts fill that empty hole where your heart was supposed to be.
Maybe this will make you feel better about your uncle touching you, OP.
FUCK YOU!!! YOU MONSTER!!!
In the deep I guess I love Arryn because she reminds me of Hitler. But I promise that if you get a Hitler moustache I'll agree to do with that weird thing you wanted to do in the bed.
>All going to get arrested
Who do I look like, Bretty Bretty golden spaghetti?
What Richard? I know a /b/f4g Richard.