Hey /b/ I'm going to kill myself tonight I've got nothing

>>579588149
thanks Obama

>>579588149
where do you live?

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>>579588149
op is a fag
>74 get

>>579588149

weed made me do it

>>579588149
I raped a 2 year old

>>579588149
I lost my CP folder in a Hard Drive crash

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Got some fudge up my pooper
Someone grab a scooper

P.S
Couldn't live in this life anymore, see you later faggots.

>>579588304
Thinking of Googling for proof?

>>579588149

"Good luck finding the bomb"

>>579588864
rolling for this

>>579588864
>64
>being this close


Rage roll

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>>579588535

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>>579588864
rollin

>>579588149
What if I sucked your dick?

>>579588864
Rage roll again

Check my butt, I left a cucumber.

>>579588864
Rerolling for this as well.
But seriously OP, don't kill yourself. There's always a way, I've escaped suicide 4 times.

>>579588149
I can't live in a world where niggers are allowed outside...

we all float down here

>>579589215
shut up fucking white knight! let him for once be a hero..

i created ebola

im glad its over

>>579588149
gonna do it on cam?

also reroll for this:
>>579588864
except add "Think synagogue."

>>579589575
son of a whore i almost won, fucking re roll

Reorolling

suicide is baad mmkay

>>579588149
If someone ever finds this note, I want you to know that despite saying otherwise I have always been a humongous faggot.
-Love, Op

Dear mom and Dad

I just could not handle the Warlords of Draenor release issues, Please take a photograph of my body and this suicide note and send it to the news papers.
This is my dying wish, I will always remember those evenings by the beach during summer when I was a child

Love Anon

Spaggheti.

>>579589773
>>579589575
So close

I love you Justin Beiber

Fucking roll

>>579588864

Rolling for this

>>579588864
this this this

reroll

bye mom, too bad I was a faggot

interested to read, but don't hero.

lol rage quit


>write it in your blood

>>579588864
reroll

life is for faggets

op delivers

>>579588449
please shove your hands up your ass

i actually like nickleback

>>579588864
roll

>>579590110
Reroll

>>579589861
rektroll

i fucking love memes

i browse 9gag

>>579588864
Rollin for this

"I didn't want to HANG around any longer (eh? EH?)"

Then hang yourself

I asked 4chan to roll my suicide note, also, I am a fagget

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Man all of you are fucking NOOBs. This torrent works fine IF YOU USE DELUGE FREE SOFTWARE MASTER RACE not botnet utorrent shit which is what most of you have. I don't work in the PC industry but its been using non privative software since the 70's probably before most of you were born. Anyway

I still install Gentoo for my family and for friends to this day. From Thinkpads standard type PC's to my own Lemote with the current most free(as in freedom) cpu's to video cards, ram and HD's. Only problem is they only remain non-mainstream for a year at most.

Haha try being a neet, sleeping in a couch, dildos and ricing desktops etc etc etc. And I never use credit never had never will thankfully I had good parent as does my waifu who is a MD. And no she does NOT a whore. Hell He is purer than me!. I also have 3 daughterus 2 are just starting their careers in medicine like their mom.

One just finished her residency, one just starting and my baby is starting her life in the FSF academy like her dad she wants to be a GNU warrior .

Why am I saying this haha no reason but to mess with you thieves and got a cold and bored as shit. I never down off PUBLIC trackers like this, only PRIVATE sites and I never steal I only use torrents as demos.

So grow up! We own 2 PCs multiple monitors tho no bill gates we live very comfortably and best of all we have ZERO debt.

Damn I so effing bored...Oh yeah I had buddies here so I only chat here never down a thing but Ive downed this same torrent from a friend. And it works from my fastest to slowest rigs. So it ain't the game its on your winblows you damn cry babies man you should read your comments Geez Louise fucking 10yr olds.

i post the banana meme

>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best.

Prepare yourself you know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in Jesus
So you know that when you die
He's gonna recommend you
To the spirit in the sky
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best.

Never been a sinner I never sinned
I got a friend in Jesus
So you know that when I die
He's gonna set me up with
The spirit in the sky
Oh set me up with the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
Oh
Set me up to the Spirit in the Sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die

>>579588149
OP is a fag and has no intention of becoming an hero

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI

>>579588864

78 Get.

>>579588864
rollin for this
74 get

Easy tigerrelax, i just express my opinions on youtube, not my fault if you get buthurt over it -_- also check half the other page, that was saying the same shit that i said, you just looking for them pussy points huh?

>>579589215
>escaped suicide 4 times.
how the hell does that work?

>>579590884
To commit suicide is to become a hero? I have no intention of becoming a hero.

Fuck my Skull

Coming, all is clear, no
doubt about it. Going, all is
clear, without a doubt.
What, then, is all?

Instead of a note you're going to call the person emotionally closest to you. If they don't answer the next closest to you and so on. If no one answers the suicide hotline.
"I am going to kill myself tonight. I cant take it. I am grateful for you. I am scared and genuinely unsure. Please help me. I'll be dead in an hour." And hang up. Wait an hour before you make any action.

good luck finding the bomb!

What is life? Give me the boner

>>579591253
rerolling

"ayy lmao"

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Poopoopopoopoopopoo

>>579591142
An hero is very brave

>>579590698
Man all of you are fucking NOOBs. This torrent works fine IF YOU HAVE CURRENT PC'S not old outdated shit which is what most of you have. I don't work in the PC industry but its been building very high powerd rigs since the 70's probably before most of you were born. Anyway

I still do I build rigs for my family and for friends to this day. From cheap ass S1000 standard type PC's to my own full blown 6-9K (yes that's dollars) rigs with the current fastest cpu's to video cards, ram and HD's. Only problem is they only remain top tier for a year at most.

And before some dumb says how can I afford PC's (5 of em in fact) like that. Shit the kid even said no one can afford PC's that cost that much.

Haha try paying for college, buying a home, cars and raising kids etc etc etc. And I never use credit never had never will thankfully I had good parent as does my wife who is a MD. And no she does NOT buy my toys. Hell I make more than she does. I also have 3 daughters 2 are just starting their careers in medicine like their mom.

One just finished her residency, one just starting and my baby is starting her life in the USAF academy like her dad she wants to be a flier .

>>579588149
don't do it mane

>be me
>see nigger
>he walks towards me
>ohdickburgerz.gif
>he breaths on my left earlobe
>then quietly says...
>"the car just needs...."
>"new..."
>"mother fucking break lights you dumb bitch."

>>579591253
Again rerolling

I will finally escape the curse of being a fagget.

I shat myself didn't I?

The gay guys at my school made me do it

Sorry mom, the catch made me do it.

>>579590698
rerawl

Death get

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>579591253

"Bye Bye"

Id djskw woen ndba I aoqas nIGGER NIGGER NUGGE RI LVE DICK SUCK FAGGOT NIGGERS CHOOSE ME LOVE ME

Thanks Obama.

>>579588149
OP, please do not kill yourself. Try to achieve a "high score" and then commit suicide. Also using knifes work well in small places like gas stations.

>>579588864
Rerollin, but we'll need some proof OP

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>>579588149

>>579592068
Like what?

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I'm just pretending to be dead lol, tell my body a joke

All I wanted was a Pepsi?!

aww shit nigga hella mutha fucking 666 nigger nigger nigger

Ayy lamo

Dear everyone, I was a massive faggot
Sincerely,
Anon

Niggers made me do this

>>579592138
livestream it

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

>>579591845
Shameless reroll

kill a kike a day

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>>579588149
If you can look into the seeds of time and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then unto me.

>I've got nothing to lose
OP outside of extremely rare exception you probably don't have a good reason for doing this.

Also just because you yourself cannot see and appreciate what you are going to lose does not mean that there is nothing good there that is worth staying here for. By deciding to kill yourself you're basically saying "My problems can't be solved. I can't find any reason to live. I'm quitting this shit. Bye world"

So your current inability to solve your problems and lack of appreciation for life or belief in yourself is causing this

OP if you

A- Were convinced that you could solve all your problems motivating you to do this
B- Were shown things about life you never considered that would convince you that life was holding onto

You would basically not want to do what you're doing right now. You're fooling yourself. Just because you've built up this extremely negative case in your head about life doesn't mean its actually true and worth taking seriously.

You've just built a bias'd negative view about the world around you and guess what that can change You can fix every single tiny thing about your life that you don't like an stay alive.

OP we could even discover immortality in the next few decades. What if you learned to love life and lived into an era of the human race where you could live happily forever? That day might come if you decide right now to fix your problems and live.

>>579588864
Rolling for this

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>579592362
I picture conspiracies

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>>579588864
rawling for thies

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Who was phone?

That's what happens when feminists harass you each and every day. Well played Anita, you won. Game over for me.

>>579592404
reroll all star

>>579592442

tl; dr

dont do it

>>579592443
"Bird"

>>579592594
Rerolling for this one.

Reroll for great justice!

>>579588149
It aint Ralph tho

>>579588149
Everyone lives, not everyone truly dies.

>>579592773
You almost fucked up

dont do it op

dont do it man

>>579592489
Just go for it OP be an hero.
>starts sudoku thread
>doesn't deliver
>never becomes famous forever
>dies alone
>no one remembers OP

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>>579588149
What can I say, life! It's not for everyone.

"Only the dead can know peace from such faggotry."

Sell my stuff on Ebay. Bury me in a pet cemetery.

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don´t do it op

>>579588149
Whoever finds this, I've done fucked your mom and gave her ebola, you niggernogger.

>>579592594
Reroll for this one, again.

YLYL

>>579592963
Re roll pls

please dont do it

>>579593026
Suck a dick you gay faggot

Weed made me do it

>>579588149

"I never wanted it to be like this. My only wish is to be shot out of a cannon while the star spangled banner plays in the background. Until next time..."

Yolo

>>579593174
winrar

>>579593174
winrar

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qwwww

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>>579588149
<3 furr

also dont do it fag

>>579593174
WINRAR?

>>579593174
damn it

>>579593174
winrar

>>579593174
WINRAR

>>579593174
kek winrar

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Too many white knights nowadays

Fuck it OP! Just do it. Stop the desperate attempt for attention.

Be the badass in death that you cant be in life.

>>579593026
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>>579592773
>>579591620
SO MUCH CANCER

>>5795983833174
OHHH OHHHH nigger nigegr

>>579593174
You choose

>>579593374
You choose one too - I'll pick my favourite

>>579593374
Ayyyy lmao

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How about this, OP. I suggest you contact a member of the clergy and ask for your soul to be saved. After that, Do what thou wilt.

>>579593579
Inb4 this faggot left already

>>579593579
>"Good luck finding the bomb"

>>579593646
Fuck yeah, Arseface!

I couldn't live any longer knowing my sister wouldn't make love to me.

P.S.
Mom i have three pairs of your panties in the top of my dresser.

I love my ID. And I choose "Ayy Lmao"
Written in blood all around OP's room.

>>579593838
>>579593762
Phuck it, I'll do both

>>579590472
winrar

>>579593174
>ID is Kkk

>>579594007
where are you from OP?

>>579594084
Wiltshire, England

>>579594007
Godspeed /b/rother. Send us the link to your glory.

This is what you get, (insert father's name). Next time, we're coming for you.

To everyone that tried to stop me, thank you. You are all probably genuinely good people

>>579594348
id rather you not do it, but good luck in whatever comes next /b/rother

>>579594162
Fellow Britfag here OP. I'll look out for you. Good luck and God save the fucking queen.