Ready to go on an adventure?
4 adventurers in the beginning. if you want, more can be added later.
>Flask of Holy Water
Bumping with possible monsters.
Well, if you want to make any of the battles fun in this fantasy RPG, we arent gona need the billions of characters that you just pull out of your ass. You can still join. just please stick to one companion.
you four are perfect. you can start us off. I'm a bit disappointed there isn't a nigger to be found anywhere.
If you dull it down i can toss you in aswell.
Sir Wellington the 4th
Sword of the king +5 attack
Blade of esrever 50% chance to parry 10% speed boost can reverse time after 10 kills
I am the sacred knight of the king sent back in time to slay thy foes
A hill on the horizon of Eldor has been used and sapped of resources to create magical energy field that will burn any living thing with in a 10 mile radius.
>The man behind the curtain is a evil homunculus who only wants to see the world in his image.
>Heroes are summoned to the call while the grounds of the hill are being guarded by undead creatures and demons.
>What do /b/rothers?
You party follows a thin dirt path through the winding wilderness. they come across a part in the trees and spot a small town. it doesn't seem like much is going on, except the occasional man and woman wandering the streets. There is an alchemists shack, a stables, a blacksmith, and a tavern scattered in this area. East, there is another dirt road, and west leads to the shore of a large body of land, presumably an ocean. what will your party do?
An old man stops you on his way, quivering. he speaks of a thief who ran to the slums with a family heirloom of his. if you retrieve it, he will pay you 30 gold pieces.
Walked into the empty tavern, the tavernkeeper welcomes you. Another man sits across from you, motioning you closer and asks if you're looking for quick pay.
The bartender also greets you with a hearty hello. he speaks of a bimbo upstairs named Melena, and he slides you a mug of dragons ale. He states the drink is worth 5 gold pieces.
Bowels are successfully emptied.
(You all start with 150 gold pieces.)
Primary: A Partially cooked potato
Side: Broken headphones
misc: A cat missing its 2 front legs
Bisarme(a special kind of helbard/spear)
>Actually doesn't need a weapon, only does it for fairplay, can impale people with his diamond hard errection, and we all know that diamond is the hardest metal, so no armor would be save
On the everlasting search for a fitting condom
It's night time and the only light in the cold dark slums is my sword's magical energy to light my path.
I pass by many old drunks and foreigners on my way, beggars can't be choosers.
As I turn a corner I can hear the audible flip of a coin, I take cover to listen in to what the man is saying;
"Haha, old Alchemist never saw me coming. By the time I got out of there and knocked him out cold I sold it to the Hog's pawn shop for a pretty penny."
I now know where it is.
I'm just about to exit when I feel pushed to the ground
A poorly dressed fat man is behind me cracking his knuckles
I can hear the sly, shady man cackle with malice
"Well well looks like we've got ourselves a hero." he pulls out a knife
"Give me your money little faggot."
I grin as I grab his leg and sap all of his precious strength from him and use it to rightfully beat the ever loving tar out of his lackies
Once done I tie them all together in a alleyway and decide to ask the locals where the Hog's pawn is.
>What's my next roll?
you walk over to the strange man with Walter.
The bartender slides you some ale as the strange man regales you with a tale of Zarnak, the Maneater. He claims the beast lives 20 miles northeast in the deep wilderness, feasting on the flesh of those who have tried defeating it, and failed. the reward is 500 gold pieces for whoever ventures out to destroy it, and returns with proof. Money will be split with any party members who join the fight.
lying on the bed is a succubus-looking creature. she claims her name is Melena and grin staring at you with hypnotic eyes. its obvious she is trying to take advantage of your tipsiness to seduce and control you
you could of just said "Searches the slums for the thief" and we would of fought from there.but anyways,
You find a golden necklace, with a ruby in the center. this must be the heirloom the old man is talking about. there is also 15 gold on the mans corpse
no need to type some huge ass paragraph, save that for some fights. but im loving the detail..
ALSO, just a reminder for all who are playing. when we are fighting, ad you plan on doing a move, for example. you're fighting a giant crab. all you have to say is "I slice at the creatures claw". You don't know how many times i've had people say they did a move, and they had a specific outcome added to it aswell. it branched off into four different stories and the thread was ruined.
>Oh.. okay.. Sorry didn't know how it worked, I thought it was a kind of back and forth thing where I tell one part of the story and then you continue it.
I return the heirloom to the old alchemist and receive my payment. I meet up with Walter to see if he's still in the tavern.
>implying one drink would make the king of the hunt tipsy
I walk towards the bitch with a smart-ass grin on my face as I start to pull down my pants. My half-erect member is enough of a distraction to slip my dagger in between my ass cheeks. I walk up to the bed an whisper, "It ain't gonna suck itself."
>W-wait! This beast travels here every full moon and feasts on us like cattle. please slay it..we will pay 800 gold for the death of this monstrosity!
Also..this seems like a perfect opportunity to add more players to the adventure.
she grins with dagger like teeth, and wraps her hands around your schlong. he gently strokes it before putting her lips close to it.
>T-thank you! thank you! the pay pays you the 30 gold and hobbles off.
In the tavern, Walter is speaking to a strange man and there are questionable sex noises from upstairs.
>Armored glove with mounted double-barreled shotgun on right arm
>Armored glove with mounted sawblade on left arm, ala Quake 3 gauntlet
>A custom armored banana suit with lots of puches full of shotgun shells
Time to recruit! who wants in?
she licks your massive meatstick before suckling on it gently. she grab your ass and feels the blade. she gently increases the pressure by biting down slightly, and says in a muffled voice
>Remove your weapon.
>Also pic related
double barreled shotgun and bullets, i cant do. a sawblade is fine, but the other glove is probably gona have to be a handcannon, or a more primitive gun
Walter starts a hunting party.
Kandrax joins the party, and the hunt for Zarnak!
Colorquix joins the hunt for Zarnak!
AJ has joined the party and the hunt for Zarnak
the brute force of a two ton yogurt slinger down the succubus' throat causes her jaw to dislocate. she slowly suffocates on your massive sausage shank.
Kandrax turns to Walter and suggests that the two men should find an alchemist in town who is willing to sell combat-enhancing potions, whilst Colorquix and AJ begin tracking the beast. In the meantime, the bartender shall look for two more recruits to research the beast.
As I pull my girth from her broken gob I grab my dagger with my foot and jam it into her throat. I place the body under the bed and use her clothes to clean the blood. I leave 45 gold on the bed and exit the room and head back to the common area, asking the bar keep where my companions had gone.
AJ, decides to go on with the standard banana patrol procedures.
While on his duties, he finds an extravagant bitch.
He then calls for backup. The nearest companion happened to be...
not gona wait for another? a six man hunting party is dangerous when theres only 5 of ya.
we wait and see.
Colorquix helped the alchemist earlier. maybe he'll give you a discount for retrieving his amulet
he points outside, to the gathering of your companions and a few newfolk.
AJ calls to Colorquix for assistance!
Me and AJ are scouting the cold dark woods when we hear howling in the distance.
Aj readies his sawblade and I ready my sword.
We walk through as stealthily as we can until we see a man wolf creature eating a dear
I turn to AJ, "Be very, very quiet."
I step on a twig and the werewolf turns it's head towards us.
As adventurers we know the only way to kill werewolfs is with silver.
"RUN!" AJ screams
"We call after Kandrax
Kandrax, barely having headed into the city hears your call and signals to Walter for help. Whilst sprinting to assist AJ and Colorquix, Kandrax is surrounded by 6 bandits. Walter not far behind him must make a decision to help the group escape or help slay the bandits with Kandrax
>27" dildo I made from melted glue sticks with razor blades sticking out of it
>jar of skub
Disregards Aj's cries for help
We havent left yet.
While out hunting, you encounter a friendly nigger and a ranger. they seem to have heard of Zarnak, and wish to join you.
Herla joins the party to hunt for Zarnak
I remember that sucubi can turn a man's dick into pure silver if fucked long enough, I turn to Herla and see his metallic penis gleaming and I get an awesome idea. "HERLA UDE YOUR COCK!" he's sweating like a pig as the wolfman is gnashing and clawing, "USE YOUR DICK!"
When ever possible I am joinin' in.
>Metal glove with small, serrated blades running down the top of the hands and onto the fingers with spikes on the palm (left hand)
Okay, niggers. this is real fucking confusing. lets straighten things out
You 8, are the group. Walter is the leader. what he says goes, since he started this thing. we wait for his command, and i'll go on from then.
>Basically, walter is the only one performing actions at the moment. you gys can have conversations fduring your journey
Your parts head in the direction of the beast, foolish enough not to fucking buy horses and decide to walk 20 miles.
Im just gona let you guys talk aobut battle plans for a bit. you're gona be walking this time.
You set up camp. do you wish to sleep, or discuss battleplans? if you want to discuss, just start a conversation eith a fellow group member.
Also i gotta piss and get food, so this is a break for me while you discuss your plans.
Ya mum pulls out a bag of kush and blazes it right there. He then eats an entire ounce of mushrooms from the tavern. He proceeds to vomit on the adjacent travelers and niggers. and wanders off into the woods.
you encounter a dire wolf during your trip.
Enlightens party members, rallying them for the next battle
that would be great.
if you want a wolf, just give yourself a wolf. no need to roll either, its alright.
Im gonna start doing this so i dont have to scroll up for names every time
Walter: Colorquix takes watch, I make a fire and ask everyone for thoughts on how to fight the monster.
I tell Walter that using a hammer to really smash up the legs our limbs would work well. Allowing an easy kill from that point on. But I am open to other suggestions.
Colorquix: "Silver may be our best option in this scenario, does anyone have silver weapons? Bobby D? Any silver arrows?" I ask him
>I hope that our party is still in this oh and if it 404s make another thread
the suns brightness causes the hammer to oddly shine. this may be useful for blinding an enemy
there is a werewolf in the clearing, feasting on a dead carcass
at high ground, you have an advantage point when attacking this beast.
One action per post, m8. like, if i post. you get one action, then you gotta wait til i post again
I werewolf looks up at you, howling. it starts to charge towards the higher ground
As the beast runs by, it takes a blow to its side from your Zweihander.
The beast stumbles, running off course and ramming into colorquix
Colorquix's sword goes right through the werewolf so he decides to use his power. He unsheathes his hands and attempts to drain the beast of it's power.
>There's too much energy to take in
>I wear it down a little but it tosses me aside like a rag doll
The beasts left hind leg is crushed, causing it to yipe in pain
the arrow soars striaght into the beasts shoulder
Morning star swings into the other beasts back leg, making in immobile
No need to explain the outcome, as i said earlier. and you might actually be able to drain it, since its back legs are crushed, it has a sword its chest and multiple wounds.
Also. whoever strikes first per rounds is whoever can type their response the fastest.
> Anonymous (ID: MAZ2cm7T) 11/14/14(Fri)20:38:18 No.579475379▶
>k fuck ignore this one
I remember the silver arrow that was given to me and take it out and charge the beast.
I jump right in the air and stab it in the eye making it howl. It's blood is steaming like fire.
Name: Hank Hill
Side: Propane Accessories
Misc: Vaughner Char King
The man slams his hand in the form of a fist on the table
>THIS is what you bring me!? this but a simple PUP! Zarnak wouldn't of been as easily defeated as this mangy abomination. He is a BEAST! a MAN EATER! He will devour your souls one by one when he gets the chance! Heed my warnings! don't turn your back of Zarnak, or he will strike without mercy. you can set out again to fight this beast, or wait until he arrives here at midnight..
Nightcrawler "Mutant" class
teleportation with the cool smoke effect
8 inch serrated blade
i dont have a fucking tail
Bottle of paralyzing potion that don't know how to make more of
ill wait till you add me
Hiding in a good position
>What do you plan to get out of me..this isn't the beast! i told you this already!
A couple of women have disappeared in the past month
starts to set traps
I pull Walter to the side and say: You think that maybe this guy is having us eliminate competition for him and he is the werewolf who is committing these atrocities? -Sampson
Highly likely, however for now we will just set up traps, put some extra outside the tavern.
>Go to blacksmith
Smith, have you any spike balls or steel spikes? If so, I will need them.
The ground starts to tremble, a large, arachnid like beast with a gaping mouth and serrated teeth wanders into the village, screeching loudly as it looks around for anyone outside.
Colorquix turns towards the party,
"I'm really starting to hate this town!"
I attempt to steal the arachnid's energy but it tastes so awful that I can't take it.
Instead I go in with my sword and slash off a maniable.
Sir Renyo the Thirteenth
Dat nina (*9 mil. pistol*)
Blue bandanna and shades of La Raza
the morning star cracks the outer exoskeleton slightly, using its slightly damaged legs to throw you aside. it pokes around inside thebuilding, finding the blacksmith, and dragging him out by his leg. the beast starts to devour him.
Its a bug. burn it, motherfucker.
the sword breaks through the outer exoskeleton, getting stuck
you manage to land ontop of the creature.
hurry up sampson
its eyes sway back and forth, attached to its antennae
The townsfolk light torches and throw them at the beast. it sets fire quickly, chomping down on the nearest thing and devouring it. this case, its a woman with a torch
Decide to power through it, the energy tastes so sour but has a very very sweet aftertaste.
It's on the inside.
I let go of my sword and fall into the creature's mouth sapping all the energy that I can.
On my way in I can feel it giving me third degree burns but at the same time my magic is healing me.
It's getting weaker by the second and starts to attack slower from fatigue.
the beast collapses, writing on the ground as it slowly dies.
1:30 am here i gotta get to sleep too.
bugbitch is ded.
definatly. this needs to be archived so we can pick up where we left off.