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New Zealand Thread

Get in here.
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why are IDs even back?
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why are IDs even back?
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Why is it that i seem to have an id? since when were they back?
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>>579355420
>movie suggestions

Oldboy

I Saw the Devil

The Man from Nowhere
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why are IDs even back?
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Welly in
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>>579355883
Cheers
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>>579355883
> just some of my favs
Death Proof
The Lord of the Rings
Corpse Bride
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why are IDs even back?
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>>579355930

I recently watched generation war its a german band of brothers type 3 part movie, i quite enjoyed it.
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>>579356136
Seen them unfortunately, cheers
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>>579356213
hmmm...
Black Hawk Down
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>>579356194
Neat, I'll check it out
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>>579355883
>movie suggestions

Killer Joe

Coherence

Master and Commander
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Hello, boys!
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Why are IDs even back?
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>>579356306
If you haven't seen fight club.. you should watch fight club.
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>>579356194
Is that the one about those 4 friends??
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Yo anyone got names of these two?
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>>579356347
yo, hyung
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>>579355697
>>579355721
>>579355907
>>579356145
>>579356393

i like em
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>>579356213
You seen Olive Kitteridge? Pretty good miniseries.
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>>579355452


FUCK OFF YOU NZ CUNTS.
EVERY FUCKING DAY YOU HOMOS SHOW UP.

GTFO AND STOP MAINSTREAMING /b/ LIKE YOU MAINSTREAMED YOUR SHEEP YOU FAGGOTS.

CAPSLOCK LEGEND = Fuck you.
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>>579356295
>>579356309
>>579356428
Sweet thanks, seen fight club and black hawk, they're pretty good
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Movie suggestions:

Kill Bill
Silence of the Lambs
Psycho

Have you tried taking magnesium to help you sleep? Also cannabis helps with nausea but to make it last longer you should take it orally in pill form.

http://boards.cannabis.com/concentrates/140616-cannabis-capsules-%96-step-step-guide.html
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>>579356486
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>>579356569

that's a mighty fine herd of sheep there friend
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>>579356629
Cannabis helps with the nausea, unfortunately it's insanely difficult to get anything that isn't literally rotting around here and rotbud makes it even worse.
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>>579356474
5 i think

>>579356306
If its nausea thats getting u up at night to chuck is pretty easy to get the medication given to those going through chemo to keep stuff down, can remember its name at the moment soz, failing that vitamin B6 helps
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>>579356485
Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd.
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have you all listened to the AOTY yet?
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>>579356908
Yeah doctor prescribed anti-nausea pills, ironically I threw them up
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>>579356856
Try and get in with old hippies, they'll help you out. There's plenty of them around Thames/Coromandel from what I hear.

>go to a green party convention, make friends with people, get them to hook you up, old greenies love helping people with medicial cannabis
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>>579356908
so the one where one of them becomes a singer (a girl) the other girl becomes a nurse, 2 of the boys become soldiers and the last one is a jew, right?
dang, i have actually never seen the last part of it, but i liked it so much that i actually got the dvd for my birthday. :D
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>>579356963
gonna try it now, if it's shit, you're in for a fuckin roughie m9.
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>>579356608
Inception
Twilight
Nightmare before Christmas
Air Force One
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bunch of sad sack cunts asking to score off 4 chan...

MAN UP AND FIND A BULLET SHOP.
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>>579357075
Yip thats the one, havent watched the last one either bean waiting to watch it with a german mate
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>>579357070
Oh I know plenty, its just that there is very little around at the moment and anything not disgusting quality is 350+ an ounce and the tins are .2g usually. Everyone has been using police spraying their crops as an excuse to gouge the shit out of the prices.
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>>579356963
>>579357163
ok, it's not bad so far.
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>>579356856
You know shit tier dealers then
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>>579357298
good, then you cant spoiler me! :D
Ill see it when im back home in Feb.
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>>579357406
Small town general.
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am i back?
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>>579357480
soz im a jaffa so I tend to think im better than everyone else
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>>579357291
don't need one, have a reloader

also.. no one cares what you think

p.s you're a faggot
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>>579357632
pretty sure there's only one f
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>>579357632
Fair man, the dealers I know are pretty shit though. It used to be easy as fuck to get but all the old cunts who sold have either died or gotten paranoid and won't sell.
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>>579357410
>They all get hung at the nuremberg trails
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>>579357668
Then my comment doesn't apply to you... which means you're a attention seeking faggot... kill yourself
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>>579357806
what? no. youre lying.
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>>579357731
you're too right
>>579357764
:(
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>>579357960
yeah but woudnt that be a stinker aye?
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>>579356569
mmm, those sheep are nice. Cheers for posting anon!
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>>579357401
like i said, AOTY
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>>579358140
yeah it would be. hell, for a second i thought you really mean that. :D *relief*
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>>579357875

can't die yet, there's a man i need to find.
also i am trying to find some off /b/ so your comment does appy

if it didn't id ignore you and keep scrolling

but i sometimes like to take shots at obnoxious little cunts like you who pick on others and try and shoot em down

you are not cool
you are not affecting anything or anyone
you are fooling yourself if you think there aren't gonna be people trying to score in an NZthread

dream away little lamb

also my cap has Zealand in it

win
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>/r9k/ archive is dead
so is my existence
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>>579358414
>AOTY
>not Gesundrian

m8
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>>579358690
time to reinvent yourself brah.
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>>579358458
Sorry man, had a bad case of arse in mouth
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>>579358748
>meal
>>/b/

oh
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>>579358820
at first i thought it was one of those April fools pranks the other archives pulled

>it's November
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>>579358983
>tunnel vision
>4chan

kek
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>>579358872
No prob, I get that sometimes too. :D
I guess Im gonna get fucked by Heaven soon for using smileys again, right? :D:D:D
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Any good NZ music out? Other than Lorde.
Try this from the Dunedin scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj1xVDS5HoA
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>>579359153

you'll be okay, mane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eMyOzD9UI
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>>579359372
Darude-Sandstorm
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>>579359367
Its past heavens bed time...I hope
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>>579358690
So is the /fit/ archive.

Thank Christ I saved the replies of people on /fit/ saying they would fuck me/bf me.
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Anyone know if dumbbells come n pairs when yu buy them
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>>579359372
the eversons
the ruby suns
five mile town
princess chelsea
yumi zouma

the list goes on
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>>579359448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7k0a5hYnSI
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>>579358523
Your a bit of a slow cunt aren't you... not only are you a faggot but also a retard for not knowing what bullet shop means...

How is motivating people to actually GO OUT and look for bud ''picking on others''

I don't give a fuck about ''being cool'' let alone what you or the internet thinks

''not affecting anything or anyone'' clearly am if you're so butthurt about my comments

No... just didn't think kiwi's were pathetic enough to try a website to score... proved me wrong.

Auckland city dosent give any fucks about your cap or the rest of new zealand

GET MAD CUNT
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>>579359679
best to see live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeuVgakDZDY
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>>579359372

mu/thread/51402617
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>>579359742
Devilskin
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>>579359742
all of them i have live except yumi zouma, princess chelsea was the best

apparently ruby suns were really good too but i was too drunk to remember
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>>579359672
Some do some don't.
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>>579359762
>all those tripfags

>>579359616
nice
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>>579359972
Do ya know if the ones in elitefitness come in pairs?
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>>579359742
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeuVgakDZDY
this is pretty great, you probably will like five mile town if you like this
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Statue Bro? Learn to speak English you Kentucky retards.
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>>579360294

i wish you newzealand fags would gtfo
srs. cancer = nz
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>>579360184
Two cartoons are awesome, probably one of my favourite gigs I've been to was the one before the left. Haven't heard five mile town though. Are you from dunners?
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>>579360147
Again some do some don't.

It depends what ones you buy, sometimes you can pick a pair up for a reasonable price but usually you'll be buying them separately, if that makes sense.

I've got adjustable ones, which came in a pair.

Look on their websites.

Elitefitness
No1fitness
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>>579360002
I didn't save the people calling me an autist and asking if I ever lift, though.
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>>579359740

you're not motivating anyone, it is a poor attempt at feeling superior

butthurt over comments someone made on the internet? lol you're new here aren't you?

"proved" you wrong indeed... your words not mine

auckland is the lamest most fail city in new zealand, enjoy your rate hike loser

oh and one more thing

Not even mad mon
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>>579360294
giggled, 8/10
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>>579360507
That makes sense thnx
>>579360354
>Cancer=new zealand
God ur a fucking idiot. Its the other way around, moron.
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>>579360470
this is their best song imo
https://soundcloud.com/fivemiletown/if-i-m-asleep/s-aLvuF?in=fivemiletown/sets/other-ghosts-ep-2

I'm kind of from Hamilton but really from Auckland, I pretty much live in Ham for uni and go back and forth on weekends for gigs and shit when i can
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Chchch

Lovin the buttfustration itt
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>>579360708
Why do you want dumbbells?

To lift, obviously, but do you have a bench? Barbell?
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dewds im in auckland right now and i missed dinner. wheres a good 24 hour takeaway im dying here bruh
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1st for wellington girls are the best girls
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>>579360857
dennys cunt, actually dont know if theyre good or not havent been in like 10 years
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>>579360818
Yes i have all of those
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>>579361137
Oh.

Post current and starting body.
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I live in NZ and hate this place.
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>>579361353
Move out of Otara, then.

Oh, wait, nah, maybe stay there.
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>tfw working on a secret project

stay tuned

get hype
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>>579361479
Are you going to reunify North and South Korea?!
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>>579361775
it's a secret
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>>579361881
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>>579362021
are you still posting on the /pol/ thread?
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>>579362057
Nah my last post was about getting arrested in Germany for giving the salute.

I want to do some writing but I haven't got anyone to write with :-(
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>>579362057
>mfw NZ running a thread on /b/, /pol/ and /mu/.
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>Connection Error
so it begins
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>>579360940
dennys is a shit yarn m8 id rather go maccas but was hoping for more variety
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>>579360625
Clearly not motivating you... as you seem to want to argue over a comment i made more so than actually getting bud.

You have a greater chance in scoring if you GO OUT and look for a tinnie house instead of staying at home crying over the internet about how you cant find chronic... ITS FUCKING EVERYWHERE.... if you cant find it you're not trying hard enough.

Superior? over the internet... sure if it makes you feel better about yourself.

lol Im not the one looking for bud so aucklands doing something right.

well this is pointless... you're not keeping up with what im saying(let alone understand)... so i guess thats you then.
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Anyone know whether there's proper acid in Hamilton?
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>>579362457
oh god thanks I had lost that gif
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>>579362457
You have 24 hour supermarkets in Auckland, aye?

Just go there and see what you can rustle up?
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>>579355452
California here bro. NZ was my favorite Australian state.
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>>579356569

Get on yer bike mate!
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>>579362839
>he's from california
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>>579362687
uhhhh idk where any are near me. this is a disaster i tell ya
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>>579362839
>California here bro.
What's it like having aids you fucking faggot?
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>>579361775
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>>579363249
Any places with lights on? That'll be one.
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I stopped smoking pot for the first time in 10 years and I have no plans on going back.

been 6 days since and I feel great. Did I do good?
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>>579363258

ask Africa.
whats it like having Ebola?
.. oh
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>>579363291
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>>579362458

there's nothing to keep up with.
just a little wussy fag boy having a fap to his own self righteousness

argue?? ha ha no son this is me watch an idiot make a fool of himself

i have accepted im not gonna get any bud tonight.. ive moved on

and im considerate enough that i dont go door knocking at peoples houses at midnight

think before you type nigga

good night sweet prince
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>>579363371
It gets harder
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>>579363413
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>>579362458
Chill bro, just disregard the comment if you don't approve, no need to stoop to childish name calling
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>>579363528
I think I can deal with it. I felt like I was trapped in a cycle of nothing but zombish gaming, zombish sleeping and zombish working.

I say bring it
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test
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so is it finished?

is nz nite nite now?
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Who has phismosis here
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>>579364401
Just getting started
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should we get this bitch up to 300

nah let's not
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>>579364453
Lol
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>>579364486

awwww yeaaaaah!
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>but don't hate her when she gets up to leave
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>>579364453

have you tried changing your masturbation habits
its said it can help
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWVi9046GHo

Can't believe that made Around the Horn and sportscenter

another brilliant new zealand sports showing
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>tfw want to be a tv writer
>tfw tv in NZ is shit
>tfw think I'm not good enough even for shitty NZ tv.
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>>579365091
What sort of tv, any particular genre?
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>tfw want to be a rapper
mum said no
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>>579365281
Sitcoms.
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realtalk tho, Nicki Minaj is a p good rapper
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>>579365389
When she keeps her mouth shut.
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>>579365417
you can't rap with your mouth shut tho
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>>579364917
Ye i only beaty dick exactly 5 mins before midnight
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>>579365460
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>>579365417


>>579365460
exactly
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>>579365460
Through the wire
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ona42jz8w0k

skip to 3:35
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>>579365523

we wondered where you went 50 mins ago
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>>579365534
>>579365591
>>579365620
comfy time b8ing is the best

but Nicki being good wasn't b8
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>>579365651
ye got distracted. Forgot i was boiling eggs lol then it turned out the pot didnt even have eggs so i spent anotha 8 mins waiting for eggs to cook
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where my Noonas at?
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>>579365760
She a nigga and we all know how baaad they be.
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>>579365991
Busy with her Nazi thread.
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>>579366068
still? damn, i should stop by and say hi
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>>579365841

i think you and i are going to be friends
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Guys, we have rats in the house. Anyone got advice on how to get rid of them? They always chew my books and shit and i can hear them walk around the ceilings
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friendly reminder that i am friends with everyone in this thread
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>>579366138
Stop by and say Heil*
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>>579366239
would she get mad?
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>>579366206
If you have one you had many.

Get traps (mouse traps not trap traps (have to clarify, this is /b/ afterall)) not the wooden ones but those grey ones and put peanut butter on them.

Also get cats.
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>>579365760
Good female rappers from days gone by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq6VJxewjNg

Haven't actually heard much nicki minaj though, so can't really comment
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churr buzz christchurch reporting in
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>>579366313
Germans don't get mad.
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>>579366339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA_9pU--lsA
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>>579366206
cats, six should do the trick

>>579366237
wanna go to dennys? can you pick me up?
i live in Darfield

>>579366429
they GET beaten in ww2
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>>579366581
>they GET beaten in ww2
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I know someone on here has nudes of this chick, Post them so everyone can enjoy :) please.
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>>579366738
that's a man, man
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>>579366679

nooooooooooooooo im sorry
please dont be sad!

here... look at this picture. isn't it pretty
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>>579366738
Looks like my mate Horeroko
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>have german mrs
>comes home shitfaced on a night i had to work
>attempts to cook
>burns shit, ruins a pan, breaks 2 plates
>draw up treaty of versailles re. what she can and can't do when coming home drunk

didn't go over too well
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>>579366875
just redirect him to >>>/pol/
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sorry, did you say australia thread?

i'm in australia
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>>579366931
You're laughing now but just wait until she invades your arsehole.
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>tfw noona doesn't say heillo back to you
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>>579366992
Yeah, lots of Maoris are, aye?
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>>579366936
from your id i can tell you're the everyones friend guy

how bout that pick up
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>>579367030
yeah she said it was racist, i informed her i can't be racist because im 1/8th maori
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>>579367118
do the ferries run this late/early?
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>>579367216
I can smell the fucking hangi from here.
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>>579367287
Yeah I'm not thrilled either, still gets me free money from ngai tahu
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>>579367031
I saw that :(
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>>579367401
I talked to a cunt off /fit/ that reckoned I looked a bit Maori and what scares me is when I look in the mirror I can sometimes see what looks like a few Maori features.

I don't fucking remember stealing them, though.
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>>579355452
sheep fucker thread, hell why not.
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>>579367261

you mean you dont have a plane and or helicopter?

one day Joel... one day

At least you know where Darf is
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>>579367261
Ye they actually do
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>>579367113

don't know; I dont live in Bondi or Botany, and I dont work with scaffolding
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>>579367540
If you don't remember stealing them then you are obviously a true maori, as a maori brain would not flag it as stealing, merely recovering what was taken by the devious white man. Welcome to the tribe brother.
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>>579367598

that is a lame steriotype

we also fuck cows and alpacas to

and sometimes a duck if you can catch it
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>>579367501
r u noona tho?

>>579367640
literally who is Joel?

>>579367690
damn
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BIST SHO IVR
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>>579367839

SIKIND BIST SHO IVR BRO!
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>>579367728
It all makes sense, now.

I can't handle booze
I don't have a job
My family are obese
My dad has other children
I have dark hair
Dark eyes
Dark thoughts

I AM TANE MAHUTA, KING OF THE FOREST!
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>>579367813

that's me

im Joel

hey
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>>579367972

im half maori half irish

half of me wants to get pissed
the other half doesnt want to pay for it
>>
BASED

JOEL

IS

BACK
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>>579367978
Lol Joel. Always being a faggot
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>>579368159

maryke?
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>>579367972
Embrace the tangata whenua blood that flows through your veins, time to catch the sun and hit people up for cigarettes outside winz
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>>579368126

vindicated!
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>>579368087
That must make life awfully difficult, I'm sorry to hear it.
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>>579368240
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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>>579368324

it was a joke

im mostly danish with scottish irish and a little bit maori. typical nz mutt reporting in
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>>579368264
I think I'm going to buy a boat.
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>>579368493
>BUY a boat

you have much to learn
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>>579368486
Haha, I know, I was joking oi.

You from Dannevirke you fucking viking?

>>579368586
With money I get from the Tribal Commission.
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>tfw haven't been on /fa/ in 2 days
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>>579368441

oh it is you
hey bro hows things been
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>>579368789

heh no it was my Grandfather who was the Dane. married a scotts woman

irish and maori on mums side

born and bread here

also my cap is no longer numbers boo hoo
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Well hello there NZ.
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>>579368789
Ah there we go

Don't forget, if you need to fish make sure you have your grandma's jaw bone, and don't leave your fucking brothers with the fish, they can't be trusted and they'll hack it to shit and make auckland
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>>579368880
Surely I'm not the only person who calls you a faggot.
Things have been average. Yourself?
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>>579369003
>also my cap is no longer numbers boo hoo
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>>579369094
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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Sup /b/ros
I just came from a party, and was the only guy playing circle of death between 4 girls, gecko came up and i hit my knee on the glass door, broke the fucker, owners parents came, night done, hows everyone doing this lovely night nz /b/ros?
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>>579369108
I guess I have to become a downlow brown brutha now, too, aye?

Shit.
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>>579369276
Just remember to greet your fellow brothers with our native greeting "Oii G" and you'll be fine
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>>579369162

haha an awesome feeling bumping into somone you know on here. feels great

im good, been to the doc, gonna get a referal to a plastic surgeon for my tumor .. so things are looking up

works good, made good money but now things are really slow and the sales are drying up

its sad we havent caught up oi
we totally should

and no, no one but you calls me a faggot
i mean i got called one a few times in the thread earlier on, but we all know /b/tards arnt people so my feelings werent hurt
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SOUP BOYS WW@?
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>>579369179

capitha or what ever you call it
the pictures of numbers were so easy
now i have to figure out what all these fucking letters are

loil
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>>579369094

I remember the story one of my ancestors told me about New Zealand Maoris.

Visitors to the village, ought to bring a fern, and stay in the porch for an entire night, in order to prove if they where trustworthy.

The day after, Maoris would go check on the fern, to see if it was broken, or not, and deduce from it, if said person was respectful with life, and therefore worthy of entering the home. If the fern was broken, they would kill the visitor.

There is a legend, of a visitor, who brought to the home of the main wizard of the tribe, an unbreakable silver fern. No one knew who he was, or where he was from, but all he did before entering the home, was point his finger up to the stars, with a smile on his face.

And the stars where in his eyes, and the secrets of the universe inside them.
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>>579369449
Chur.

>>579369686
Oh, that shit gets on my tits. Moot the cunt.
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>>579369526
...I'll just text you or something
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>>579369686
I mean it's almost 2am, some people have been drinking, and all of a sudden you're sitting a fucking exam to post, I know that feel bro
>>
new thread >>579370009
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>tfw you get asked out by someone and you don't know how to turn them down
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>>579369969

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

you were the person i thought you were and not someone fucking with me
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>>579370145
this dense cunt "sorry but im not looking for a relation ship right now"
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>>579370192
Ur weird m8
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>>579370145
tell him your husbandu is waiting for you at home
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>>579370145
Take the easy route, say you have cancer and can't be in a relationship because you are also shipping out to iraq in a few days
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>>579370257
>>579370306
>>579370308
I might just have to delete my profile. I can't handle this.
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>>579370303

yeah i am
but im comfortable and happy with that

and thats ok
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i'm out

later nerds
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