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This is Jack. Jack usually is on /b/ shitposting, but today he wants to do something different. Something exciting.

8 Decides.
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jack shitposts on /b/
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jack kills himself
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Jack becomes immune to death
That's all these faggot recommend
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>>579256778
winrar
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>>579256778

It seems Jack cannot die now. Odd.

3 decides what happens next.
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>>579257150
skateboardin'
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>>579257150
jack revived hitler who opens a thread on /b/ to be an hero
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>>579257150
Jack does an extreme skydive with no parachutes
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He ends up in an airplane crash and breaks all the bones in his body
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jack decides to go home and attempt to an hero on cam for /b/
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Jack's arms transforms into giant dicks
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Jack burns his dick in Mount Doom, Mordor
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>>579257150
Jack doesn't exist. He's actually Nessi, the Loch Ness monster.
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He dies anyway
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He gets an erection from an 10 year old standing right outside the screen
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Jacks learns how to ride a longboard.
Jack breaks his scaphoid.
Jack can no longer type.
Jack can no longer shitpost on /b/.
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>>579257150
jack dies anyway from sucking bbc's
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>>579258053
winrar
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Jack shuts down this cancer thread and kills op
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Jack: Do the thing.
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>>579258053

Jack suddenly realized he was only taking the form of a human this whole time! He really is the Loch Ness Monster, Nessi!

But, he prefers being human and being Jack, himself. So, he still disguises as his now, false self, Jack.

9 Decides Next
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2nd Holocost.
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>>579258670

Jack Sucks his own dick
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Jack: Find conveniently placed plot device to drive the story forward
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>>579258670

Jack is now a muslim jihadist
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jack goes around to try and acquire $3.50 from the local populace of a nearby town
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jack gets free bitcoins

coin4you.tk
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>>579258670

Jack gets blowed by JLaw outa no where!
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>>579258670
since he is immortal jack decides he has no use for his dick anymore so he lops it off with garden shears
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Jack combines with a bunch of other Jacks to create a giant mecha Jack.
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>>579258961
roll
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>>579258670
Jack asks for a tree fiddy in a girl scout uniform
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>>579258670
jack checks to make sure his genitals are still there
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>>579258961
roll
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>>579259296
reroll
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>>579258670

jack shoots up a school.
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>>579258670
Jack goes off on an adventure to return a box of sour patch kids to his locker in school.
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>>579258670
Jack checks to make sure he still has genitals, and has a working penis.
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>>579259439
lol go ahead op...
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>>579259439
Looks like winrar
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>>579257150
He writes a novel.
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an hero
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>>579259439
Jack had no reason to have a penis anymore, so he chopped them off with his best garden shears he has.

Well, it may hurt but at least he doesn't have to do that sex-change anymore as he planned.

1 Decides
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>>579260198
now that he is dickless jack goes trolling for mr hands because he wants horse cock in his butt
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>>579260198
Jack fingers his boipussy
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>>579260361
Fuck you
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>>579260337
reeeeeeeroll...entertaining thread OP i gotta run to the store though maybe itll still be here when I get back. good luck w it...
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>>579260361
Winrar
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>>579260361
Jack decides to test out his new vagina. Maybe it was because it was a penis or he was rough, but there was a lot of blood.

He regrets his decision. Poor Jack.

0 Decides.
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>>579261130
jack goes to walmart
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He become depressed and start eating too much
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>>579261130
He writes a novel.
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>>579261495
reroll
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>>579256404
i am jack's shitposting hands
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>>579261130
Jack kiss a nigger
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All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
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>>579261130
He rapes his teacher
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He meets a girl he falls for named Kristen
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Jack piss a nigger
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>>579261130
Jack is tired of being Jack and turns into Nessi the Loch Ness monster, his true form, once more.
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>>579261130
Jack fucks a semi frozen gallon of milk
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>>579261964
Reroll
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>>579261991
Reroll
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Jack makes a goatse
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>>579261130
Jack pokes out his right eye
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>>579261130
Jack's vagina gains sentience
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>>579256404
>something different

Yet here you are shit posting on /b/. Face it, you are fucked.
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>>579261130
jack kills a hobo
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>>579262160
winar

>>579262550
overruled
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>>579262160
winrar
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>>579262160
Winrar free trial
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>>579262160
Rar.win
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>>579261991
You got a Nessie fetish or wot m8?
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Op is in development hell at mspaint
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>>579262160
Jack decides to make a goatse. Outside.
This isn't really exciting, like he wanted something to be.

Oh well.

2 decides.
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jack sniffs a 10 foot line of cocaine
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Jack shoots up a school.
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jack builds a robot
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>>579263304
Jack decides to join the ISIS and slaughter non muslims.
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Blowjobs a nigger
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>>579263476
rerollll
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Jack goes to a random business conference room, flicks everyone's ties, and shits on the desk, all while singing HEYYEAYEAYEAYEA.
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Jack makes 50 pounds of scrambled eggs and feeds pisses on them in front of starving African children
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Buttjob a nigger
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>>579263304
He eats a boiling pot of spaghettios with his hands
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Jack strangles a bitch and promises to an hero but he's a fag and doesn't deliver
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Jack goes on a nigger lynching spree
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Jack staples himself multiple times on the forehead and runs around naked and bleeding in a crowded area.
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>>579263832
Winrar
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Start a fourth Reich
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>>579263832
Jack finds a nigger and the nigger decides to rape poor ol' 0 dick Jack.

Jack is depressed now. It's a shame he can't kill himself.

6 decides
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start shitposting on /b/
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>>579264434
roll
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Jack decides to become a good citizen and as charity he gives free handjobs to handless people
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Cut off your hand and fist yourself
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>>579264601
Jack learns to fly and flys around town pooping on bitches
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Jack goes to a subway, murders the employees, takes their uniforms, and serves the next customer a dick sandwich.
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>>579264738
/thread
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>>579264813
roll
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>>579264836
winrar
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>>579264434
rollerino
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>>579264836
It seems Jack is just doing these sick things on purpose now. It's a shame though, he got shit all over the clean cut grass.

Jack is only sad because he cannot end his life. Who knows what will happen next. Maybe something good?

Nah..

9 decides
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>>579264823
roll
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>>579264823
again
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Jack cartwheels down the street for miles on end yelling "Dr. Phil!" over and over again.
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>>579265462
Take a bath in a tub of boiling semen
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>>579264823
9get
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>>579265462
Jack has an anal prolapse which is so intense he turns inside out.
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>>579264823
god damn it come on 9 this time
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Clean up and get a job as a bus driver.
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>>579265462
Jack is no longer immortal and decides to kill himself and thereby ending this thread
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Jack takes a shit, smears it all over himself, jumps through a random house's window and rolls around the living room smear shit all over the furniture. He does this all in front of a terrified family.
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>>579264823
last roll
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>>579266159
kek
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Jack takes a shit load of acid and befriends an imaginary giant stick-insect which he fucks with a large purple strap on.
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goes out hunting for asians in the rice fields, with cotton coated nigger
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>>579266159
Who knows what went through Jack's mind as he preceded to do this horrific act. Oh well.

Well... Shit.

4 decides.
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>>579267392
Jack reveals that his real name is Christopher Poole
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>>579267392
Jack has a name change to "OP"
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following the incident Jack decided to greet the family with his shit smeared hands
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Jack shitposts on /b.
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>>579267392
Suddenly
Godzilla
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>>579267634
fuck
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>>579267634
winrar
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>>579267392
jack's real name is muhammad
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>>579267634
Oh look, Godzilla has arrived. Jack, doesn't know what to do. Is it worth it throughout all of that just happened?

He is immortal after all. What will Jack do?

3 decides.
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suck zilla's dick
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>>579268436
He dies because OP is a fag and this thread is shit
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>>579268436
2 part picture.
jack punches godzilla in the nuts and he dies.
jack wears godzilla's nuts on his head
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>>579268436
Why the fuck are there blue jets flying out of his eyes??

If I win, Jack fucks Godzilla with a cactus while Godzilla jams out to Pink Flloyd
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>>579268436
Jack acquires a motorbike and attempts to ride into godzillas asshole.
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Jack thought to himself, hmmm let me try and swtich out the blade in a blender and put a lightflesh in it instead
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>>579268436
dig himself into godzillas intenstines, live there for the rest of his life
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>>579268436
Jack runs up to godzilla. He knows what he must do. He climbs up and clings on to godzilla's dick and enters throught the urethra. Once inside the depths of the urethra, he needs to decide where to go next.
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>>579268436
Jack slaps OP with his stick hand cos he's so shit at drawing that Jack simply lacks the dexterity to battle Godzilla, also OP is faggot
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Plot twist: YOU ARE JACK
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>>579268436

jack rips out godzilla's eye

grows a new penis

and fucks it till hes dead
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Godzilla looks sad. What's wrong?
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>>579268436
Jack's chin grows a ballsack
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Converts Zilla Christianity
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>>579268436

Jack buries himself and waits 1000 years for the godzilla incident to be over with
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>>579269141
this
reroll
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jack decides to recite war and peace in its entirety

all while dancing on top of a llama wearing a sombrero

both jack and the llama

on top of godzillla
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Godzilla rapes Jack, and he enjoys it
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>>579268436
Jack shyly asks godzilla-senpai on a date
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>>579269132
Reroll
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Jack will fuck will smith, who just appeared out of nowhere, in the ass
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Jack and Goodzilla fool around on a trampoline
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>>579269303
fak
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>>579259469
Winerar
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>>579269313
So close
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>>579268436

Jack remembers that he is actually the Loch Ness Monster, so they two start a family and years later their first son goes to college, leaving his little sister with nothing but her dolls to keep her company. Her strangely realistic, strangely convincing dolls that she always talks to in her room late at night....
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>>579269303

did i seriously lose to that?
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This thread had so much potential, and /b/ fucked it up. Jack buys himself a kitty.
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>>579269303
Godzilla saw Jack and now he wanted a go at him. But, Jack actually realized throughout all the troubles he had. He liked it.

He liked the rape and everything! Of course, Godzilla came everywhere and now he was happy. He went back to sleep and Jack was a hero.

With a hurting anus.

0 decides.
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>>579270456
Buy an Xbox One
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Jack goes home, browses 4chan, and makes a thread with the opening words,

"This is Jack. Jack usually is on /b/ shitposting, but today he wants to do something different. Something exciting.
8 Decides."
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>>579270456
Jack gives birth to Godzilla nigglets
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>>579270614
Reroll hehe
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Jack reincarnated hitler and made holocaust 2.0
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>>579270456

Jack goes home and smokes a joint in the bath
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>>579269843

rerolling for my justice, but add that jack goes and wakes him up in his Nessie form
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>>579270614
AGAIN
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>>579270614
Afuckingain roll
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>>579269265

rerolleroooni
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>>579270591
re
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>>579270614
This
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Jack retires and lives a happy life on a ranch with his wife, three kids and Godzilla.
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>>579270591
reoll
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>>579270728

Re-roll
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jack decides he wants to buy kim kardashians dog

but he has to go along with some ridiculous djago-esque plan to buy her butt first to get her interested enough
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>>579270614
reroll
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>>579270614
I WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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>>579270743

one last time
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>>579270614
Reroll number 69
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>>579271219

Django**

and rerollll
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>>579270614
Please m00t
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Jack goes to a furry convention and buys some merchandise.
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>>579270614
Fucking god roll
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Jack prolapses his rectum and makes a balloon animal out of it.
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>>579270614
Cum on
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>>579271363
reroll
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>>579270693
Reroll
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>>579270614
My fucking shit roll
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>>579270456
Jack suddenly has the idea to visit another thread!
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>>579270614
rolling for this
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>>579271363
zeroes confirmed for disabled
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>>579270614
How is this not getting 0 roll
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>>579270614
k
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jack has butsex with himself
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>>579271478
rr
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jack decides to plant a garden
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>>579270614
Roll.
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>>579270614
Reroll1000
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>>579271363
singl teer
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>>579271219

rerolllll
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>>579270614
Rolll
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>>579270614
Disabled || what?
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>>579271478
reroll
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>>579270456
10/10 falls for jack
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>>579271890
Well fuck me in the ass
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>>579271890
winrar
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>>579271890
winrar
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>>579271890
>>579271478
winrer
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