This is Jack. Jack usually is on /b/ shitposting, but today he wants to do something different. Something exciting.
It seems Jack cannot die now. Odd.
3 decides what happens next.
Jack suddenly realized he was only taking the form of a human this whole time! He really is the Loch Ness Monster, Nessi!
But, he prefers being human and being Jack, himself. So, he still disguises as his now, false self, Jack.
9 Decides Next
Jack had no reason to have a penis anymore, so he chopped them off with his best garden shears he has.
Well, it may hurt but at least he doesn't have to do that sex-change anymore as he planned.
Jack decides to test out his new vagina. Maybe it was because it was a penis or he was rough, but there was a lot of blood.
He regrets his decision. Poor Jack.
i am jack's shitposting hands
Jack decides to make a goatse. Outside.
This isn't really exciting, like he wanted something to be.
Jack finds a nigger and the nigger decides to rape poor ol' 0 dick Jack.
Jack is depressed now. It's a shame he can't kill himself.
It seems Jack is just doing these sick things on purpose now. It's a shame though, he got shit all over the clean cut grass.
Jack is only sad because he cannot end his life. Who knows what will happen next. Maybe something good?
Jack takes a shit, smears it all over himself, jumps through a random house's window and rolls around the living room smear shit all over the furniture. He does this all in front of a terrified family.
Who knows what went through Jack's mind as he preceded to do this horrific act. Oh well.
Oh look, Godzilla has arrived. Jack, doesn't know what to do. Is it worth it throughout all of that just happened?
He is immortal after all. What will Jack do?
Jack runs up to godzilla. He knows what he must do. He climbs up and clings on to godzilla's dick and enters throught the urethra. Once inside the depths of the urethra, he needs to decide where to go next.
jack rips out godzilla's eye
grows a new penis
and fucks it till hes dead
Jack remembers that he is actually the Loch Ness Monster, so they two start a family and years later their first son goes to college, leaving his little sister with nothing but her dolls to keep her company. Her strangely realistic, strangely convincing dolls that she always talks to in her room late at night....
Godzilla saw Jack and now he wanted a go at him. But, Jack actually realized throughout all the troubles he had. He liked it.
He liked the rape and everything! Of course, Godzilla came everywhere and now he was happy. He went back to sleep and Jack was a hero.
With a hurting anus.
Jack goes home, browses 4chan, and makes a thread with the opening words,
"This is Jack. Jack usually is on /b/ shitposting, but today he wants to do something different. Something exciting.
Jack retires and lives a happy life on a ranch with his wife, three kids and Godzilla.