/b/ meet Jeff. Jeff is a heroin addict. He wants to kick his addiction and live a life full of success. Jeff only have 500 dollars to his name, but know that he can one day be something great.
Let help Jeff complete his goal. First post to end in 1 decides Jeff next action
You go to one of the local drug dealers and ask for meth in return the nigger asks for 200 dollars
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You make a deal with the nigger and suck his dick, he busts his load in your throat and you shallow like a whore you are he gives you a small bag of meth, and you head home.
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regurgitate the black mans cum when at home and use his DNA to frame him for a rape that your step father committed and then hide yourself by having 2 legged sack races on consecutive Sunday's until a champion is crowned.
You make a to co list for some reason, and then smoke your meth. Now you are high as fuck.
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hey jeff...I wasnin sam boat as u. started with vicodin..went to roxys then jumoed to h. needed to kick but the pain man....the pain....went to a "done clinic n they really helped me. Currently reducing my methadone and have been clean of opiods for over 6 months. lifebis truly better on this side. another 6 mos and ill be off of methadone. you can do it!!! its not easy but it is worth it!!
The first thing on you to do list was to cook dinner, you attempt to cook leftovers you had yesterday. You totally forget about it and your oven catches fire.
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Get gang banged by pawn stars
Clearly the nigger fucked Jeff over. If that was real meth, Jeff's eyes would have stayed white, and the to do list would have been done faster then Jeff could write it. Jeff can't even cook.
>rolling for sex with neighbors dog
You go outside and see the fat brown ass also known as your neighbors dog. You go and start fucking his asshole while the fire spreads inside you house.
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You attempt to apply for an animal shelter position with the dog on your dick. The girl behind the counter freaks out and calls the cops.
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You have a big ol orgy with the animals in the back, and here sirens in coming from outside. They tell you to come out with your hands up.
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You surrender to the cops and call pawn stars for a bail, they say they will ask a buddy who knows alot about guys on meth fucking animals and will call you back. In the mean time you spend a night in jail with some nigger.
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Get to a south american treat and seek ayahuasca healing treatment/medicine. Cure your addiction and start living a filled potential more holistic life.
Well hes still getting gang banged by the pawn stars first so what ever.
You open your "Boypussy" and become the niggers bitch. In later get a call from pawn star saying they can't bail you out for sex cause they will lose there place on the history channel.
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OP deliver the pawnography! I want to see chumle get sum fuc