iranian/persian/whatever here bored af ask me anything i shall

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surely there must be something you guys are wondering about.

>>579096267
Is your internet censored? Can you watch porn?

>>579095931
>queer/raghead/human filthy here
>bored af
>ask me anything
>i shall be your guiding light
fix'd for ya OP

>>579096528

Internet is censored. New president Rouhani is allegedly trying to uncensor sites like facebook and twitter but with little to no success.

Bypassing is not hard though.

>>579095931
do you miss the shah? I do. What a loyal american.

>>579097059

dont hate the player bro hate the game

>>579095931
why is the symbol on your flag line a vagina?

are you farsii?

>>579097059

Nazi fascist detected

>>579097231

No. Considering that i wasn't even born until the 90s. Do I like the idea of an imperial Iran? Not at all.

چه خبر

>>579097294
The symbol does look like a vagina now that you say it, lol. It's arabic calligraphy and it says Allah. I know...i know.

>>579095931
how is the premarital fuck game over there? girls put out?

>>579095931

As an Arab, can you make good shawarma?

>>579097416

Bit of this, bit of that. Mom from southern parts, dad from Tehran.

>>579097502
well, Iran had three options. Imperial Iran, Socialist, and then Islamic.Imperial Iran would have been a lot more desirable in the end.

do you like chay?

>>579097752
lol he's persian not arab

>>579095931
Salem jakesh. Persian here too, born and living in the UK. Do you ever find iranians are so edgy about the regime and how they say how great Persia was with the Shah before the muslims fucked it up?

>>579097752

Food game is strong in Iran. They make great street food in Tehran. Some type of kabab/shawarma looking meat sandwiches included.

What tends to be their viewpoints on other foreign nations in general? What about the USA? Russia? Its neighboring countries, like Iraq?

>>579098108

Persian here in US. Fuck Islam, ruined Persia

آیا می توانی فارسی را بخوانی

>>579098108

Kose nanat.

All the time m8.

>>579097752
Persians/Iranians aren't arabs fag. Read a book.

>>579098053

I dont actually! >>579098283

>>579095931
What holds Iran together? It's a fake country, Persians are just a half of the population, the rest are some Kurds and Arabs. The country is destined to follow the fate of Iraq.

>>579098257
V true

>>579098108
But it was soo much better. Iran was one of the most liberal states in the region. The thing is that everything went down hill when Mosaddegh was removed by the CIA.

>>579098283

Yes. I can read farsi. Accidentaly clicked you on the chay question, sorry bout that.

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>>579097752

>>579098095
>>579098307

>being this new

>>579098123

Cool beans.

>>579098294
Have you seen persian troy on youtube? Kek so hard everytime I watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-wwWl5_hPk

>>579098575
It's better than Iraq or Syria. They exist because England said so. Persia actually has history and national heritage.

Cheghad Irani injas !

Da fuq !
Wasn't expectin that

>>579098639
If mossaddegh wasn't removed, Iran would have turned communist. You know that right?

>>579098575

I'm not sure what holds the country together. Sometimes it feels like it is going to fall apart any second.

It is indeed a very diverse country with a lot of different languages, cultures, foods, clothings etc. but i dont think it adds to the issues of the country, not at all. I think it makes it even more special and interesting.

>>579098460
So you weren't born in iran? As a white dude who speaks /reads/ and writes persian (not as well as a native obviously ) I am always surprised to see how many Persians can only speak their own language.

>>579098803

Haha never seen that before! Thanks a bunch, funny as shit.

>>579099009

I was not. I was born in Sweden to two young students.

Yes you are right, when it comes to languages we are poor. Don't know why, especially when it comes to pronounciation. You should hear my mother or grandmother trying to speak english, funniest shit ever.

>>579098890
It would have been a bit socialist but it would be less radical than Khomeini's Iran and more stable

>>579098890

Oh no not the evil communists!

Pesky red devils trying to harvest our freedoms.

>>579098871

U'd be surprised, koset khoshk mishe.

How are you doing, OP?

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>>579099736

Im doing just fine thank you!

>>579099441
The tudeh party supported mossadeg and they were communists. As soon as mossedeg took power there were sweeping changes in people who were in power and tudeh members were put in to high positions. Russia was quickly taking over Iran like all the other Soviet Satellite countries.

>>579099602
What?

>>579099425
>You should hear my mother or grandmother trying to speak english, funniest shit ever.
I can relate to this, so fucking funny with my granparents. Do you also find you can tell a persian so easily (especially women) in public just by how they dress.

>>579098575

with contact cement obviously, duh!

>>579099946
Halla bror, respekt fra Norge.

That's good to hear. Hope you have a good evening. Are you currently in Sweden or Iran?

>>579095931
Why don't you make the world a better place by simply taking your life?

>>579099139
Haha you're welcome koskesh ;)

>>579100010

Yes!!! I was in a shopping mall (in sweden) with my girlfriend just the other day and I saw women in their 40's and said "i bet they are persians", as we walked past them, they spoke farsi!

>>579100197
There are other ways to make the world better for yo mama

>>579095931
does Iran have nuclear weapons hidden somewhere?

>>579100108

Hej kompis! Wish you the same. Sweden (:

>>579100660

Honestly, I don't know. Probably not though.

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>>579100197

>return from a hard day of mandatory army service
>mom didnt make ghormeh sabzi
>beat that gingeh
>go and smoke hasheesh and spend hours hitting a ghillion with your urban youth friends
average day of a tehrani iranian

>>579101190

Kek. Sounds about right.

>>579098890
If the red indiands were not massacred they would spread ebola, you know that right? we had to massacre them son.

>>579101190
that is before his momma gave him a circumcision

>>579095931
Why doesn't Iran invade Azerbaijan?

>>579101190
kek'd

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>>579101342
except that isn't the same at all you autist.
America helped Iran because they were allies not because the shah was sucking their dick.

>>579101669

Why should Iran invade Azerbaijan?

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>>579095931
who would win in a war/battle? Iran vs Israel..

>>579101785
Because you'll save us Armos alot of trouble lel

>>579100449
Happens nearly on a weekly basis with me haha

>>579095931
Are you that nigga on mena sometimes?
Do you like Barobax?
I heard there are car meets there, do the youth drag race or some shit?
How well can you understand tajiki?

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>>579095931
do you guys have space ships? If you don't America if going to take over all ur little arab countries, merica bitch, USA!!!

>>579099956
Mosaddegh was no Soviet puppet. He did a great job at fighting for Iranian interests. His outing by the CIA was monstrous.

>>579095931
why are Iranian women so hairy? Often they have mustaches as well.

>>579101991

Hard to say. Trying to not be biased but I'd say in a 1v1, Iran would win.

>>579101760
>>579101342
>inb4 for cheaper oil
if that was the case then why did oil remain nationalized after the shah returned. And oil prices actually continued to go up.

>>579102275
Mossaddegh wasn't but his supporters were. Iran was clearly on route to becoming communist. America did you guys a favor.

>>579101760
how is over-throwing a democracy equals helping? in cheese burger language?

>>579102035
You guys should hug and make up!

>>579097680
this

>>579102494
you know who's really to blame? The fucking moderates who had their revolution stolen from them by Khomeini.

>>579102494
why do u have the need to write the same thing twice? and then calling others autists lel

>>579102116
I dont know what mena is.

I LOVE barobax!

Cars are very much loved by the youth of tehran, sports cars are spotted frequently over there.

As far as i know, its the same language pretty much. I've heard that you guys call a taxi "kaskash". Thats about it i'd say =)

>>579102515
It was called a democracy but in reality it wasn't.
thats just like saying that North Korea is a democracy because their name says so.

Mossadegh wanted to help Iran, but he was caught up with too many bad people in his network.

Why do you want America to steamroll your shit country and leave you all living in smoking hovels like Iraq?

>>579102390

I'm not sure. I don't think they are hairier than usual, just very dark and thick, visible hair.

>>579103024

We don't.

Also, America can't.

>>579103286
>this
Iranians don't need Americans in order to get their country back.

>>579102962
firstly, mossadegh was elected by the people, (keyword elected), secondly it wasn't for the US to decide who was to rule a sovereign country.

>>579102960
I asked questions before I saw you aren't in Iran so I thought you wouldhave a Persian flag on /int/

Do you think the Isfahan accent is the best? I hear everyone does.

Also do you watch sout park? if so, in the episode where the go to Afghanistan are the kids really spaeking dari?

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>>579103286
>America can't.
mfw delusion sand nigger

>>579103840
its not whether america can defeat iran in a one on one war
its the fact that iran hasnt been aggressive in any way, and if america attacks russia and china will interfere

>>579102390
u must be a virgin, all girls have mustaches, even white girls, just cos they bleach doesn't mean they dont have none

>>579103840
>vietnamese send their regards

>>579103840
Iran is no Afghanistan n Iraq you asswipe

>>579103695
He was elected but his supporters (communists) were taking control rapidly. What part of that do you not understand? The ecomomy went to shit in a matter of weeks and a strict one party system was being set up.

Do more research kid instead of being brainwashed into loving or hating the shah. Too many Iranians are like that. They say either the shah was an angel or he was a devil. This is not the case, he was not black and white but very grey.

As a Canadian, I was surprised when one of my best mates would always praise him while my girlfriend would say that he was a monster.
So I started to do research on my own and so should you.

>>579095931
i don't know anything about iranian food. you guys eat gyros over there and shit?

>>579104117
that said, i have to look really hard to get hd eastern girls

>>579103823

I think the Isfahan accent is funny. The best accent for me is Tehrani.

I don't but i just looked it up. It sounds more like a persian accent tbh.

>>579103024
Iranians dont want that. Your confused by both American and Iranian propaganda.

>>579104569

The food in Iran is very mixed. Different places serve different things. But there definitely are "standard dishes" such as Cholo Kabab (Kabab with rice) and different stews such as Ghorme Sabzi or Gheymeh, also served with rice.

Something you may or may not have heard of is Salad Olivieh, its from what I understand the most famous dish outside Iran.

>>579104507
ever heard of neither west or east? that was the motto since the beginning, cos both west and east are different sides of the same coin. also ever heard of the SAVAK trained by the mossad to kill?

why do so many Persians act hard as fuck but dress like fucking Ricky Martin. It's weird when I go into mcdicks at 12AM on a Saturday and some 5 foot tall Persian dude wearing a purple pleather jacket and fucking lip gloss calls me a faggot.

>>579095931
Have you accepted Ahura Mazda as your lord and savior?

>>579105558
> It's weird when I go into mcdicks at 12AM on a Saturday and some 5 foot tall Persian dude wearing a purple pleather jacket and fucking lip gloss calls me a faggot.
lmao

>>579105120
looked some of that up, actually looks pretty good, especially gheymeh, or gheimeh

>>579105558

Lol I dont know mate. Where do you see these kind of people? Unfortunately young Iranians seem to have this shitty behaviour. Kind of like the Guidos in USA.

>>579105953

Yeah its pretty nice! Especially if its homecooked. Restaurants always seem to lack the authenticity. But the feel is close enough i guess. Try it if you can!

>>579095931
Why are moslems so fucking gay?

Also, can tourists fuck your prostitutes for cheap?

>>579105865

Lol no, but I do have great respect for Zoroastrianism.

>>579097528
چه کثافتی آیا شما فقط لعنتی می گویند در مورد من ، شما عوضی کمی ؟ می خواهم که شما می دانید من از کلاس من در نیروی دریاییفارغ التحصیل مهر و موم ، و من شده است در حملات مخفی متعدد در آل Quaeda است، و من بیش از 300 کشته تایید شده است. من در جنگ گوریل آموزش دیده ام و تیرانداز از خفا بالا در نیروهای مسلح ایالات متحده تمام هستم. شما هیچ چیزی به من اما فقط هدف دیگری . من پاک خواهد کرد که شما دمار از روزگارمان درآورد با دقت پایان امثال ماه پیش از این هرگز در این زمین دیده شده است، علامت کلمات لعنتی من . شما فکر می کنم شما می توانید دور با گفتن این که گه به من از طریق اینترنت دریافت کنید؟ دوباره فکر می کنم، اساسنامه . همانطور که ما صحبت می کنند I تماس با شبکه مخفی من جاسوس در سراسر ایالات متحده آمریکا و IP شما می باشد که در حال حاضر پیش بینی کرد بنابراین شما بهتر است برای طوفان آماده ، حشره . طوفان دستمال مرطوب از چیزی که کمی احساساتی که شما زندگی خود تماس بگیرید انجام داد. شما لعنتی مرده ، بچه . من می تواند در هر نقطه ، در هر زمان ، و من می توانم شما را در بیش از هفت صد راه را بکشند، و این فقط با دست برهنه من . نه ت بهسفیه و احمق لعنتی . من خشم بر شما گه و شما در آن ، kiddo .

>>579105415
Let me paint a picture for you. Iran bordered the USSR in the north, had Islamic militants inside and outside the country which planned terrorist attacks, and was in a mini cold war with Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The majority of terrorist attacks in the world happened in Iran. As an example, the cinema rex fire was the biggest terrorist attack in modern history before 9/11. Shia and sunni clash happened constantly on the borders.
Now if you were this leader governing a country like this, would you not hire spying on citizens to increase national secerity, America does this today and America taught all the torture techniques to savak. The shah was not some mad man trying to supress Iranians and steal wealth for himself. It needed to be done and the lack of technology is what made savak inefficient. If he had today's technology, it would not have been as brutal and it would have looked more like America today instead of Nazi Germany.

>>579105865
Ahura Mazda is the same as the God of Islam/Christianity and Judaism, just faggot humans.

>>579106296

Do you mean literally homosexual? In that case I don't know, I guess some are and some are not.

Prostitution is not very common, I think that the prostitutes you will find most likely have some disgusting STD and a heroin needle up their ass.

Also, why do people call the language Farsi, just because Arabs can't say the letter "p"?
That's like calling English "Englis" just because the French don't have an "sh" sound.

As-salamu alaykum

>>579106940
I saw prostitution behind the veil. they smoked the heroin, didnt use a needle.

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>>579095931
Why is Islam such a retared cult?

>>579106720
>government overthrow justified by communism
>murder of citizen justified by lack of tech
>justified rape cos of no condoms
>??

>>579106720
I thought Cinema Rex was SAVAK plot.

Also, do you like the fatwas made by the honorable Ayatollha Khomeini?

>>579107087

Basically in year, like 600 or something. The Sassanid Empire fell to the Arab invasion, Islam influenced Iran more and more and the arabs called the language "Farsi" instead of "Parsi" because of, like you said, their lack of "P" in their alphabet.

I agree, its absolutely retarded. It should be called Parsi.

>>579107247
so that makes fucking drug addicted persian whores okay?

I had a teacher from Iran who drank too much at a friends house and told us about her meth addiction. Shit was weird.

>>579107416
Search it up. The islamic militants were caught years later. The people blamed the shah because the revolution was occuring

>>579107684
text book by Abrahamian claims that no one knew who did it. That's what they're teaching in universities.

>>579107384

I don't know. It's violent. Perhaps that is one contributing factor.

>>579107684
The important thing however is that those countries who supported such bombings are mostly in chaos, and the rest of them, fate shall catch up.

Do any other persians have people in their family that smokes opium. They fucking love that stuff idk why.

>>579108160
my grandpa smoke opium everyday
he hates me :(

>>579108142
MOAR!

>>579108142
بله

>>579107394
I am not saying that the shah was perfect. No government is. However, he really was trying to modernize the country like Ata turk did for turkey. You can't say that he was the worse human being and all of Iran's problems were caused by him.

Would I want the shah to rule your country again, no.
Would I blame him and say that he was a barbaric dictator, no.

>>579107648
>o that makes fucking drug addicted persian whores okay?
If they dont inject and share needles the risk of hiv is way lower.

>>579108315
Omg my gdad smokes it as well, he loves me though. kek.

>>579108142
OP approves

>>579095931
Are you in Iran right now/ have lived in iran

>>579107971
They were confirmed as Islamic terrorist by the islamic republic and those people were hanged by the islamic republic.

>>579108525
>he loves me though
how much does he love you after he gets toked up on opium?

>>579108383
It wasn't entirely his fault, he was too -just a pawn, his orders would come from the white house and his savak controlled by the CIA/Mossad. who is to be blamed? the man or the bullet?

>>579108719

I am not in Iran right now. Never lived there for longer than 3-4 months. I visit often.

>>579109030
You have absolutely no proof that his orders were coming from the white house. That is like saying that just because America supports Britain David Cameron is a pawn. He isn't. They were just allies.

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>>579109384
gib me some turkey stuff

>>579109306
I think its common sense, there is no proof required since that is what a satrap does, like how Iraq's government does as Iran says.

>>579109636
I only have a few Sibel Kekili videos. No pics.

>>579109060
From what you heard, do you think shah was a better leader than the people in power now? My family supported the shah, so I get a mostly biased answer. Anything your folks said? Do you think an imperial state would be better than an Islamic state? If not what kind of government so you think they should adopt?

>>579109747
>no proof required
what riveting piece of discussion that you just typed. Are you like le master debater

>>579109896
Iran at the moment is one of the few sovereign countries remaining, not gonna condone anything but I think Iran now is at a better position in a long time, the decisions to run the country are made in Tehran than else where. Few countries could boldly say that.

>>579110305
It's just common sense, I thought u'd have it, more like the uncommon sense. lel. Cos that is what YOU would make sure to happen if u'd ever over-throw a government, are u legit that stupid?

>>579109896

I think people were happier under the Shah, from stories that I've heard. I don't think either one of those systems work. I think what Iran needs right now is a Democratic Republic, possibly closer to a European, sometimes pseudosocialistic regime. Not because im a Socialst, but because thats what i think the people would benefit the most from as of right now.

>>579095931
how's the new Pres?

>>579110414

>the decisions to run the country are made in Tehran than else where. Few countries could boldly say that.

This.

>>579110414
>What is russia
The world powers have always been playing chess with Iran. First it was imperial Russia and Great Britan in the Great Game
Then it was soviet Union and America.
Now it is Putin and obama

>>579110719

Same shit, different day.

But he is better than Ahmadinejad I guess. Holy shit that fucking guy almost ruined Iran.

>>579110641
>>579109896
I agree that it should be a democratic republic, but it seems to be holding well in comparison to many middle eastern countries. I also get told by relatives how great the shah was, but I don't know whether that's because my family were close with the shah at the time, or its just generally accepted by persians because quite a few i've met say the same.

>>579110964
>>have always
iran is like over 7600 years old, so if 2 countries tried to play iran for less than a century that makes it always?
Russia and the US have no culture or history, so their game is irrelevant to iran's state of affairs.

>>579110574
I have constantly provided proofs in this discussion like how Iran was becoming communist (tudeh party), how Iran was under terrorist attacks (Cinema Rex), etc.

But you can't give me one proof that the shah was a puppet.

just because two countries work together doesn't mean the other is the boss.

Also, is it true anal sex is very common among moslem adolescents due to lack of women, and the sluts wanting to stay virgin if a guy actually manages to find a female?

>>579111389
Even Iran's Islamic Government has difficulties stifling Iranian culture.

>>579111389
>first democratic rebellion in all of asia happens in Iran during Qajars
>shot down by russians
>Reza shah taken away by British
>not knowing that the Great Game is to blame for Iran's mess today.

The Great Game caused all of Iran's resources and land to be used by Russians and British. The Qajars spent all of Iran's money and caused the backwardness in technology that Iran has (late industrial revolution compared to turkey, egypt, inda,etc).

>>579111497

Lol, I've heard stuff like this. But its mostly muslimbashing and racist talk. Whether or not muslim men like to have anal sex with eachother i dont know. Some do, some dont i guess.

I'm from Tehran, and in Tehran I don't believe there are many virgins. The women are golddigging sluts that love to party.

>>579111482
Dude, if you would ever pickup a history book, you would definitely know that countries do not overthrow each other's governments to bring 'freedom' to other people, it's just to install a satrapy. If you cannot fathom that, i really dont know. If you ever read about the life of pahlavi you'd know, internal memos had info about how sorrowful he was when 'the americans would just come and take oil freely and without permission' or just give orders to his staff, etc..

>>579112271
A moslem girl told me this you eternal victim of vitcimhood faggot moslem.

>>579112306
I never stated that it was to bring about freedom.
But it was to prevent the spread of communism. Is south Korea, Japan, West Germany, etc not given "freedom" (more technology, investment, better lives, etc.) compared to their counterparts. Does that mean that these countries are complete puppets and have no say at all.

Might I remind you that Iran is one of the founding members of OPEC, UN, etc. all because of the shah.

>>579112898
SK, Japan and Germany have no standing army or any say in territorial matters, better tech due to US help, yes. They are however puppets and do as the master commands. OPEC isn't really useful when Saudi Arabia alone is shifting oil prices.

>>579112306
His memoirs also stated that the Islamic Revolution was caused by the west.

Do you believe that just because he said it?

What's with the over use of cologne, showing off chest hair, and being assholes?

>>579113230
He thought so, because he had become disobedient and was suspecting another American coup to remove him from power just like they forced his father from power. But distasteful relations between iran and the west i think disproved his theory.

>>579113163
In that sense then Canada is also a puppet and all of Nato is as well.

But in the sense of complete dictatorship brought about by an evil America to ruin the country, one can see that this is just not the case. The entire world has been split by the Great game, Cold War, and modern geopolitical conflicts. The majority of these countries however are not completly controlled by the super power. (except for usually Russian controlled ones but Iran was American allied so this argument cannot work.)

>>579113372

I'd say Iranians, especially the youth, are very arrogant and think they are the best. Iranians always seem to brag about being Aryans. Just very selfloving people, much like the french stereotype. Iranians love Italy and italians, I don't know why, so they sometimes strive to be more like them.

>>579113620
His father was not removed by america for one, nor was it a coup. It was an invasion because Reza shah supported the nazis despite claiming neutral. In addition Iran was "the bridge to victory" as in a geopolitical must to control so the lend-lease agreement with russa and the allies could succed.(guns and supplies could be delivered from the persian gulf to Russia through Iran.

>>579113847
Canada has no proper army cos America doesn't want it to have, u either become like canada(disarmed) or mexico(chaotic), Iran is neither west nor east, thats the motto, I dont think the decision makers in tehran give a fuck about china or russia, just using them to escape the heat, when the time is right i hope the dagger is poisoned enough. cos we all know every man pays for his crimes.

>>579114615
I hope that that is true (every man ultimately paying for his crimes) but until that time I urge you to keep a neutral and open mind about the shah. There are many bizarre things in the game of politics that may never be relieved

>>579115183
I meant to say revealed. (sorry very tired and a long day ending for me)

>>579111031
"almost"?

>>579115183
True, the game of politics is nasty and full of evil, but I keep my mind open and I admire Shah for the good things he did and despise him for the evil deeds he committed; but trust me when I say every man will eventually pay. Peace to you my friend from lovely Canada:)

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>>579114096
This is a map by Europeans during the 1800s
Pay attention to the shading of Aryan compared to the rest of the middle east and europe. Iranians were considered aryan.

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>>579115761
It was a pleasure discussing with you.
Peace my friend.

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>>579116182

>>579115797
forgot to say that the blue is what represents aryan and the lighter the more pure. the darker the closer to the meditarian race (still white).