God tier greentexts.
Get in here faggots!
Aint greentext, but my sides fucking launch into space whenever I read it.
I can contribute my own Greentext.
>Have two friends a few years ago
>Let's call them Bert and Ernie
>For whatever reason, they get pissed at eachother.
>Bert is the sneaky type and hatches a plan
>He goes to Ernie's Party and sneaks into Ernie's room
>Plays with Ernie's laptop a bit
>Finishes and slips out unnoticed
>Ernie wakes up with a hangover
>So much Ernie can't even delete it all in the time he has.
>Ernie desperately files as much as he can under school stuff
>Takes nearly a week to delete everything
>MFW no one got in trouble
>MFW they're both friends now
Fuck guys, this I just found in my folder, its 10/10 feels. The fag inside me cries and I almost did as well.
K to clear shit up, i am a newfag. I didnt know eight-beers yet.
read the datura shit on erowid.
my friend's mom had a garden with an angel trumpet tree which has flowers that have a similar effect.
nearly smoked a few flowers on a dare, but my friend didn't want me in the hospital ahaha