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boyfriend complained that i'm "not vocal enough" during sex. What sort of things to i say/noises do i make to be sexier?
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Squeal like a pig.
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Exclaim how much you like it. Jeez
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"The Dow Jones Average is at an all-time high! Unnnnh!"
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scream for a good reach-around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2vkiLHiTcY
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>>579025121

Whisper dirty comments in is here about what you want him to do. Be as dirty as you can and don't worry - no matter how dirty you think you're being, he's fantasized about worse.
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Fuck me!
Fuck my mouth
Shut the fuck up and lick my asshole.
Finger my pussy
Kiss the kitty
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Imitate iconic video game and TV characters.
Good options include Bugs Bunny, Mario, and Fred Flintstone.
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If your boyfriend can get more noise from ramming his dick into a corpse, i got some bad news for you, hon
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>>579025121
>uh uh uh uh uh uhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah right there baby uhhhhh uh uh uh uhhhhhhh uh uhhh
>change positions
>uhhhhhh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah right there uncle peetie
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i want a ham sammich
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Fucking donkey punch me
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TIMESTAMP
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>>579025121
Ask for the old lickaroo

also just ask him to slap you on the butt and stuff like that
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>>579025121
grunting, heavy breathing, that sort of thing. There's nothing worse than a girl who just lies there and doesn't make a single sound.
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>>579025472
>kiss the kitty
Should i purr after saying that?
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>>579025121

No point in trying now, he knows anything you do in the sack is forced. My advice start over with a new guy. How? scream some other guys name during your next mattress dance.
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>>579025121
tits or gtfo
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Get a list of /b/s names and shout then randomly then apologise each time
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fuck yes you should purr. Carrots with a butt plug with a pony tail attached are a bonus
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>>579025385
Fuck me
>i came
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>>579025459
>in is here
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>>579025121
Grunt in voice like pic related
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>>579025121
google "elizabeth starr noisy pornstar" to get some ideas
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>>579025121
If he wants "ooh aah yeah" tell him he watches too much porn.
If he wants dirty talk, then talk dirty.
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Now bend over for my viewing pleasure
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>>579025718
it's not that i don't enjoy it (even though it's not that great tbh) it's just i always feel retarded dirty talking.
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wait.....wait......wait........oHHHHHH.........and boom goes the dynamite
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>>579025939

This is not true of all women, My ex gf screamed during sex and we had the cops called on us twice.
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teach him a lesson and make the most annoying sound in the world
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Don't worry, I'm like a ninja too. Never really vocal unless I really think about it.

You've got to get into the right mindset. When something feels good, start moaning. Check out a few porn videos in case your not sure what you should sound like.
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>>579025121
Show us your tits and I'll tell you exactly what to do
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It sounds to me your retarded bf watches too much porn. It's sexy when a woman makes a little noise but in porn it's overacted and just plain stupid.
My gf makes noise only during and orgasm.
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>>579025989

Honey, If he needs you to act like you are into it then its time to move on. Any guy that know what he's doing to get almost any women to moan at the very least
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>>579025574
sauce?
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>>579025880
Say things like "Mmmm Scruffy likes that" and "Scruffy wants to be fucked harder"
If he doesn't like it tell him to stfu and stop trying to control how you have sex. If he wants a "louder" reaction from you maybe he should find a away to fuck you better.
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>>579025121
say things like
>you are doing great
>almost there, champ!
>keep going, buddy!
>you are definitely improving!
>well done!
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>>579025989
>just i always feel retarded dirty talking
I hate quiet girls. Even not-so-good looking girls as long as they're fucking noisy its enough to make my penis squirt.

like shrieking "Eeeeeeeeeekkk!"
"Eeeeeeeeeekkk!"

awwww yeah!

boring girls are boring
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>>579026272
thats lame sounding bruh
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say fuck me in the ass i'm sure that will turn him onn
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>>579026449
you are the lame >:(
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>>579026139
lol, he would probably love that actually. Not in a sexy way, but it would get a good laugh.

>>579026246
i'm into it, and he knows it, it's just im not very noisy about it.
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can you provide your vocaroo noise? i will analize it
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it depends on what board he lurks the most

if /b, whisper in his ear that you want him to suck your cock
if /pol, whisper in his ear that hitler did nothing wrong
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I'm the opposite, I can never shut the fuck up during sex. I scream like a banshee ... but talking dirty is a little more embarrassing, I only do that when drunk
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>>579025121

Just let him go, The relationship is doomed, If he cant ring your bell then I give it 3 to 6 months and you'll be fucking some other dude.
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It takes a lot to make a stew, a pinch of salt and laughter too. A dash pf kids to add the spice. A bit of love to make it nice and you've got too many cooks. Too many cooks.
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>>579026668
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsd7ZfdZcNU
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>>579025989
Maybe because I watch my porn on mute, or maybe because I've had communal living for years with thin walls or a dozen or so reasons sex is a quiet affair for me.

And whatever the reason is for you that's fine.

Good luck with your partner, but really people don't typically make too much noise in general. Except for one of my exes (who was a screamer) most girls are quite quiet in the sack.
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>>579026739

Are you my ex?
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>>579026739
yes scream like a banshee. do want. vocaroo it pls?
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>>579025121
Guitar is the best instrument for vocals.
Try some classic Deep Purple riffs, then move on to solos as they are best for fucking.

You could also try to fuck while singing in the tub or the shower.

If it doesn't work, just tell your douchebag boyfriend to make you scream if he's man enough.
If that doesn't work, get one who's man enough.
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call him a dirty boy

tell him to use his tongue

call him your bitch
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Too many cooks, too many.
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Think of a wild animal in the canine or feline nature and attempt to mimic their growls, purrs, or yelps.
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>>579025989
>even though it's not that great tbh
>not that great
Sounds like his problem, not yours. You are the reason feminists bark and rant all the time, tell him to fuck you better and if he can't find new dick
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>>579027007
oh god this
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>>579025121

Locate your G spot, Guide him too it and when he hits it you will howl like a wolf
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I once left a girl because she kept talking about her "warm cave" during sex so... anything but that.
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slap a finger up his ass and tell him to be more vocal
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>make him lay down on his back
>ride facing him
>lean forward
>start moaning in his ear
makes me loose my shit every time
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say whatever is in your head, no filter, and if he asks you to stop just say, "THEN CHOKE ME BITCH."

That's all guys really want.
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>>579025121
act like you want to be there
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>>579025121
Fuck me daddy. Fuck me hard like my father did. Make me your whore.
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Talk about how work was today, what your favorite shows are doing now, and your thoughts on the latest crises the news is dredging up.

Example:
"My superunhvisor, Eric, unhI swear heunh doesn't do anunhything for the counhmpany. But hunhe takes credit funhor my motivunhation!"
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>>579025121
he's been watching too much porn
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Stick a whistle in your mouth during sex. Like so
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>>579027303

This, much more fun and satisfying to your partner too to know you are having fun too. Since you are old enough to have sex you also should be able to talk about it like adults
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>>579027569
69 never says bullshit
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>>579027007

Underrated post
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>>579025697
BS... at least that's some kind of feedback... faking is much worse as you don't even get a chance to improve on what you're doing. "I've already given up, let's get over with this"...
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>>579027303
Are you joking?

http://jezebel.com/5879080/youre-never-going-to-find-your-g-spot-because-it-doesnt-exist

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8439000.stm

http://www.thegloss.com/2012/01/25/sex-and-dating/theres-no-such-thing-as-the-g-spot-says-science-949/


Just please stop.
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Try some dirty talking or roleplay.
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>>579025121
Just watch a video by Maryjane Johnson (the pornstar) and make the noises she does. You don't have to say anything,,,
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>>579025121
or just keep yelling "cum inside me"
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>>579027931

LOL! written by a man that cant find it. I assure you the G spot is real. Your just doing it wrong
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>>579027216
It's good, just i've had better. Not gonna tell him that, because he does try.

>>579027483
:(
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Stare into his eyes the whole time while sucking his dick.
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>>579027931
To say the g-spot doesn't exist is to say the clitoris doesn't exist.
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>>579028206
+1 to this
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>>579025683
Yes, that thread, i appreciate this
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>>579028141
>my anecdote trumps a review of 60 years of scientific work

Yeah no.

Review the scientific literature, the claim of a g-spot is bullshit.

Just because you can feel a nubby in the back near the cervix doesn't mean a goddamn thing.
You just don't understand how various nerves are connected to the deep inlay of the clitoris, which is actually a larger organ and deeply inset in the vagina, not merely the part that is visible.

We are getting to the point in the science of sexuality to pretty much conclusively prove that there is no such thing as a purely vaginal orgasm, all that is occurring is the deeply inlaid nerves of the clit that can be stimulated by thrusting into the vagina, are being stimulated.

Please, stfu if you are not a women.
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>>579027931

> cites jezebel and the gloss as source
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Teall him he's got to give you something to make a noise about
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>>579026836
Hahahaha oh my god im crying
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>>579028573

I am so how about you shut the fuck up, You couldn't find your way around a pussy if I rammed mine full of radioactive material and gave you a geiger counter
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>>579025698
topkek
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>>579028471
No, the claims of a g-spot are that they it is a unique sexual point that is distinct from the clit, in fact the myth was that there were 7 distinct erogenous zones and potential orgasms from those zones, one of which was the g-spot, but we know that this is bullshit now, and that it is a interconnected system all revolving around the clit.

You are not using the term properly, meaning as it has been historically used.
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>>579025121
just scream yep all the time, and if that doesnt work "yipp yipp"
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>>579025121
HORK HORK HORK
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>>579028721
No, they are the ones that cite sources. I pulled the top searches from google, because there are hundreds like this. I don't expect anyone here to actually read the technical literature, because it is 4chan, citing a secondary source that merely reports a primary source is not an issue, but you fail to see your own inconsistency by not having a problem with the bbc, despite that being a secondary source too.

Which means, in effect you are committing the genetic fallacy.
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>>579028864
Then you don't know shit about your vagina. Or what the g-spot has actually been defined as in the sexual sciences.

Or you are not a woman, which is most likely.
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>>579025121
>is it in yet?
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>>579025121
if he was fucking you right, he wouldn't have to ask.
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>>579028161
wtf is wrong with him?
did you moan when you had better?
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>>579029235

I am and I am also gay, I know what it feels like when my woman hits it and you on the other hand don't have a fucking clue one what its like. SO STFU and GTFO!
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>>579025121
>Update
I just wanna know who that sexy ass white girl is OP.
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>>579025880
>voice
>in pic
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>>579025121
why don't you ask him what he likes to hear when he's ballsdeep in your faggot ass?

you are eachothers boyfriends afterall.
you fucking faggot you.
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>>579029376
Then you are misusing the terminology g-spot, and merely referring to internally hitting the clit.

As a woman you should be ashamed of yourself for not abusing such terminology.
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>>579025385

it is but i keep losing money fml
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>>579028573
>You just don't understand how various nerves are connected to the deep inlay of the clitoris, which is actually a larger organ and deeply inset in the vagina
you're splitting hairs. even if the "g spot" is just a part of the clitoris, it doesn't mean that women don't orgasm from stimulating it. it might be an extension of the clitoris, and "technically" still a clitoral orgasm, it has a different feeling and is stimulated a different way. whatever you want to call it, it's there and it can help women orgasm. that's all that matters.
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>>579029456
>being this stupid
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>>579029376
>you on the other hand don't have a fucking clue one

You are the one that assumed I am a man. Just because I know how the terms are actually defined and keep abreast of the scientific literature doesn't mean I lack a vagina.

So see a sexual therapist.
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>>579029131

Citing a secondary source is a problem if that secondary source is known to be both highly unprofessional, popularistic and at the same time feministic.

There are thousands of "scientific works" and "sources" on any topic. If a source is mentioned by jezebel and thegloss, which cherry pick the sources that fit their agendas, this shows that the primary source is most likely going to be bullshit.

I did not mention bbc because I never frequent their site or watch their channel.
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>>579029618
>you're splitting hairs
>clearly doesn't know what science is
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>>579029352
Nothing is wrong, he just isn't as good.
I didn't make much noise back then either.
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>>579026584
I lost it
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>>579029956
That is the genetic fallacy.
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"O'Connell stated that focusing on the G-spot to the exclusion of the rest of a woman's body is "a bit like stimulating a guy's testicles without touching the penis and expecting an orgasm to occur just because love is present"

"I think that the bulk of the evidence shows that the G-spot is not a particular thing," stated Barry Komisaruk, head of the research findings. "It's not like saying, 'What is the thyroid gland?' The G-spot is more of a thing like New York City is a thing. It's a region, it's a convergence of many different structures."
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>>579025121
Talk dirty, tell him to fuck you harder, tell him his dick feels so fucking good (if it's true). look him in the eyes with your best "fuck me eyes" and grab his neck and tell him to fuck you hard.
IF he can make it feel good for you. if you feel nothing and very little passion, you should sit down and talk about what you want during sex, without making him feel worthless.
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>>579026623
>>579026139
for reference
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAWoP1kncRE
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>>579030002
>doesn't know what sicence is
lol. you're the one using semantics to pretend something doesn't exist. you're assuming the g-spot is a separate entity. it's not. it does, however, make a woman orgasm. whatever you want to call it is a moot point. you confused yourself and then proved yourself wrong all in the same thread.
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>>579030160

The fact that the genetic fallcy exists doesnt mean that I am wrong. I might be wrong and the primary source might be absolutely correct. But I might just as well be right and the primary source might be bullshit. Its a fifty fifty chance and the fact that jezebel and thegloss are unprofessional and ideologic source turn the argument in my favor.

why dont you cite a "professional source"? And please dont send me a feminist tumblr blog now...
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>>579027569
>Since you are old enough to have sex you also should be able to talk about it like adults
Tell that to my current, pls Anon
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>>579028889
Seriously though, purring, yay or nay?
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>>579025121
I hate sex noises. I have itching ears.
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>>579030857
definitely nay.

Whimpering however...
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>>579025121

simply ask him whether he wants you to talk dirty or to moan.
My ex liked "dirty talk"

"You wanna be fucked thoroughly?" "You want me to stick my big throbbing cock into your cunt?"

Of course there is a female equivalent to this "Fuck me!" "put it inside!" etc...


if he wants you to moan just like they do it in porn but less fake and exaggerated
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>>579030084
>Nothing is wrong, he just isn't as good.
What is that he doesn't do good?
Sex is about intimacy, and reciprocity, if he sees that your are really enjoying it, he will be fine.
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>>579025121
I fucking hate to much vocal during sex. Moans pants giggles and oh my gods are just fine with me

"Uh fuck my little pussy". Like porn would literally piss me the fuck off
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>>579025121
it doesn't matter what sound you make, if you're loud or not. sometimes it can be fucking hot when a girl just breathes loud during sex. it only matters that it is real, don't fake it. and don't yell any stupid stuff like "oh it's so big", it will turn him the fuck off. don't concentrate too much on what you sound like, because then it won't be pleasurable for you and you will sound stupid!
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>>579025192
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>>579030857
Watch some porn and follow the actresses lead, but just tone it down a bit.
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>>579025121
dont do that fake porn shit.
try going "mew,mew, mew. meooowwww."
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>>579031435
Like i said, it's not that the sex isn't good, it's just i've had better in the past. I do enjoy the sex he gives me, and that's why i don't bother making an issue out of it.
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>>579031783
>try going "mew,mew, mew. meooowwww."
the fuck is wrong with you /b/ro
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>>579032337
I keep noticing that no one has said tits or GTFO. so tits or GTFO
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>>579032650
too many dicks
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I have same problem as OP but reversed, gf wants me to make more sounds, what do I do? Grunt a bunch or something, I grew up In a family of 5 so I can cum without making -as fat as I know- sounds so that's why I'm just sort of used to being silent when I cum
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>>579032337
>>579032337
>give me the sex
problem solved-you're welcome
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You can only make the same sound so many times before you can't mix it up anymore and you start to feel like some kind of human soundboard.
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>>579032778

"Aw yeah baby you like that? mmmmmmmmm!"

I would generally recommend: Aw/Ah, Yeah, Fuck yeah! and mmmmm!
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>>579033103
You realize you are asking a man to act, while he fucks. You can't just say it without any passion.
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>>579032718
What's the problem with that?
Are you fag, is that why you don't enjoy sex with him?
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>>579032650
who cares? it's obviously a teenaged boy virgin pretending to be a woman. "sex he gives me" come on.

every fag responding to him is ok with talking to a little boy about this shit.
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>>579032718
spooning position grab his hand put it on your clit other hand on your breast, if he cant figure out how to make it happen with this your both fucked
ps Mufasa could always make his bitch yell
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>>579032778
make some grunts. we wanna hear how hard you're working to fuck us.
if we do something that feels especially good, say something like "fuck that feels good"

i have a problem with making noise too for similar reasons. only i had just two siblings, but i was paranoid as fuck that someone could hear me or would walk in (knocking was always followed by immediately opening the door)
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>>579033225
some dudes are able to dirty talk believably while fucking
and it's the best thing ever
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>>579033225

I was certainly able to do it. My ex told me after 2 months she lieks dirty talk so i simply started saying that stuff during sex. Of course i didnt say it with an emotionless robot voice, i did a bit of acting and then got used to it. It made her pretty wet and she loved it nevertheless so yeah ist possible.
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>knocking was always followed by immediately opening the door

One of the things that enraged me massively when I was still living at home. Thank god i got my own flat now...
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>>579033416
too many dicks
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>>579026287
Then unmute the pron bro
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>>579025698
Only if you're a loli
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>>579033430
Well after she told me she wanted to hear more I started groaning whenever she dug her nails into me or caressed me or similar, I also tried talking dirty which she seemed to like, basically have to change the sheets every time

Do I keep going or should I try more, I don't want to sound fake either so basically I only make sounds when she does something is like so she keeps doing it, like licking my balls or deepthroating when she gives me BJs
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>>579033717
I mean I get it I guess. But I had someone ask me to choke them once.
>mfw
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>>579025683
oh fuck the old lickaroo, i totally forgot about that.
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>>579033882
yeah, it definitely sucked. i learned real quick to be an orgasm ninja, make no noise whatsoever and hide an orgasm as much as possible.
and now i get to make my bf constantly question if he made me cum or not
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>>579034203
what's wrong with choking you pussy?
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>>579033882
What's worse is when they don't knock, even if I was. Just playing vidya, reading, homework so on so forth it was infuriating when it happened
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>>579034203
actually though>>579034338
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>>579034174
i'd say do whatever you're comfortable with. i have problems making noise, but i've been verrrry slowly trying to make myself more comfortable with being noisier. it's a slow process, but it does start to feel more natural when you get used to it
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>>579034338
I don't have the impulse to do that, I'm not trying to choke someone with my shitty weak arms.
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>>579034536
choking can be fun sometimes
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>>579026843
Mate, have you ever heard of headphones?
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>>579034497
it's so easy to train women to make more noise. the trick is trying to close pandora's box later.

>>579034536
that's just sad. use a collar or something. just don't kill a bitch
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>>579034536
get bigger arms
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>>579034049
she sounds like a cow. Now thats the stuff that gets me going
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>>579034708
I'm actually a girl. Idk what that changes. Point is I'm not into femdom though. I've been choked in bed and it was meh.
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>>579034707
how do you train ladies to make more noise? i've done some training to make my bf like when i'm hairy
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>>579034049

I seldomly LOL, thanks
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>>579034804
i've never been legit choked, that probably wouldn't be fun and i'd look weird with my face all red.
but a hand around my throat with just enough pressure to affect blood flow? amazing
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>>579033668
the trick is to just say what you;re thinking. when i'm fucking my current gf doggy, i put her head down throw a pillow or my tshirt over her face and tell her she could literally be anyone right now. wouldn't matter to me. i'll blindfold her while she masturbates and tell her i'm video-taping it and my friends and i will watch it later so she better not come or everyone will know how much of a slut she is.

easy as pie really
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>>579034804
tits or gtfo
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>>579025121
I bet you're boring as shit in bed. Poor bastard is realizing that he is with a cold fish.

Don't worry, he'll find a sweet piece somewhere and leave. Till then, moan more.
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>>579034935
teasing is the key. blindfolds, light bondage and sex toys.
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>>579034672
yes, if you don't overdo it
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>>579025121
In the middle of it start crying and hitting him while screaming "NO DADDY NOT AGAIN"

Then suddenly stop doing it and look at him fearfully and say sorry, you were having a flashback.
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>>579035124
eh, my cup of tea is something besides that.
it'll be great when i've got my own place so i can convince him to do some serious pet/slave stuff
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learn to speak wookie
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>>579034804
it has to be done at the right time. warning though, once you get into it you'll want it more. you'll end up choking yourself and while that's pretty fucking hot, i don't think every man can deal with it.
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>>579035239
how does teasing make a chick make more noise?
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>>579035089
yeah but what's the point

like I used to think I liked that stuff but then I realized its all or nothing. I feel like I'm just being a poser if I don't actually like being cut up and burned and shit like that.

hot wax I never tried but would
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>>579035353
yeah that can be fun too. it all depends on the mood and the moment. i use my gf as furnitute sometimes. and she'll service me while i play games on the playstation. put the buttplug in her and make her give me a live sex show.

>>579035529
you have to get her to that point. gags help too at first. its easier to be loud when you're gagged but later you remove it. like i said, once she's down that road it's harder to make her quiet again. but that can be fun too.

my neighbors have high fived me ha ha
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>>579026260
Fuckin kek
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>>579035575
it's the domination thing. if i'm moving too much for him, or if i'm not understanding the exact position he wants me to be in, all he has to do is wrap a hand around my throat and i turn into putty so he's free to put me exactly he wants
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>>579035883
hmm. we've tried teasing but it didn't make me louder. i would try gags, but idk, ball gags just turn me off for some reason
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>>579035340
why do you think im quiet in the first place?
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>>579035575
i'm not sure what you mean. all of my partners and i have discussed limits extensively. sometimes, like my last gf, she'll tell me something like "say more humiliating things to me while you train me" i trained her to enjoy sucking dick more.

>>579036104
doesn't have to be ball gags. just something to muffle a bit. it's a psychological thing.
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>>579036409
yeah, i like the idea of gags. it's definitely easier to make noise when there's something in your mouth, which is why 69 will always be my favorite.
but i'm by far the loudest when i'm real drunk. has to be real drunk though, all or nothing
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>>579036641
have you tried masturbating with his dick in your mouth? i guarantee you this will both excite him and make you more vocal at the same time.
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>>579036998
i've only ever masturbated around him once when i was incredibly drunk and wanted to cum during sex. he wasn't allowed to look though, i'm no fun. i'm really weird about masturbation. when he does it it's awesome. when i do it it's just really weird and awkward looking
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Try being as vocal as you can. Scream a little or maybe sing.
Say things like: Hoodle doodle or pickle tickle in my mole hole
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>>579037214
blindfolds should be your saving grace there. once you get past the ackwardness, you'll enjoy it, trust me.
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>>579037431
i mean when we 69, even when it feels so good that i'm like rolling back my eyes even though they're closed, i make little or no noise. i make more noise with him around than when i'm by myself. if i was to masturbate, even with his dick in my mouth, it would just be crazy weird-sounding breathing but no moans
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>>579037658
>if i was to masturbate
why yes, i do live on a farm and have feelings for my first cousin
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You could always try what an ex-gf of mine did at a Very Important Bit, as her legs shook, her fingernaisl dug in my back and she thrust her hips up at me and screamed "DAVIDDDDD!!!!!" ..

Who the fuck is David, I asked?
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>>579026251

>http://www.xvideos.com/video1553104/gabriella_wolf_gabriella_blicq_lust_treasures
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>>579025574
what a butt doe
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>>579038146
What state are you from?
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>>579025121
Talk to him about technical stuff.


"YES YOUR PENIS THRUSTING TECHNIQUE IS 100% OPTIMAL I4M ACTUALLY NEAR HAVING A PHYSICAL REACTION RESEMBLING A FEMALE ORGASM RIGHT NOW"

Or stuff like "YES? CONTINUE TURNING YOUR TONGUE 360° CLOCKWISE, AND PLEASE CONSIDER CHANGING THE ROTATION SENS IN ABOUT 15 SECONDS TO ENHANCE THE FEELING"

Guys dig that.
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>>579025989
its not about dirty talking. its about when things feel good, you make a sound. cause if you dont you feel like youre banging a dead body
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>>579025121
>>579038806
kill yourself, in death you get to sex everyone
>the only real sickness, disease or illness that ended humanity is a veneral, sexually transmitted retrovirus that needs you to have sexual desire, thankfully, i just beat it.
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