boyfriend complained that i'm "not vocal enough" during sex. What sort of things to i say/noises do i make to be sexier?
Whisper dirty comments in is here about what you want him to do. Be as dirty as you can and don't worry - no matter how dirty you think you're being, he's fantasized about worse.
>uh uh uh uh uh uhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah right there baby uhhhhh uh uh uh uhhhhhhh uh uhhh
>uhhhhhh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah right there uncle peetie
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i want a ham sammich
wait.....wait......wait........oHHHHHH.........and boom goes the dynamite
teach him a lesson and make the most annoying sound in the world
Don't worry, I'm like a ninja too. Never really vocal unless I really think about it.
You've got to get into the right mindset. When something feels good, start moaning. Check out a few porn videos in case your not sure what you should sound like.
It sounds to me your retarded bf watches too much porn. It's sexy when a woman makes a little noise but in porn it's overacted and just plain stupid.
My gf makes noise only during and orgasm.
Say things like "Mmmm Scruffy likes that" and "Scruffy wants to be fucked harder"
If he doesn't like it tell him to stfu and stop trying to control how you have sex. If he wants a "louder" reaction from you maybe he should find a away to fuck you better.
>just i always feel retarded dirty talking
I hate quiet girls. Even not-so-good looking girls as long as they're fucking noisy its enough to make my penis squirt.
like shrieking "Eeeeeeeeeekkk!"
boring girls are boring
Maybe because I watch my porn on mute, or maybe because I've had communal living for years with thin walls or a dozen or so reasons sex is a quiet affair for me.
And whatever the reason is for you that's fine.
Good luck with your partner, but really people don't typically make too much noise in general. Except for one of my exes (who was a screamer) most girls are quite quiet in the sack.
Guitar is the best instrument for vocals.
Try some classic Deep Purple riffs, then move on to solos as they are best for fucking.
You could also try to fuck while singing in the tub or the shower.
If it doesn't work, just tell your douchebag boyfriend to make you scream if he's man enough.
If that doesn't work, get one who's man enough.
>even though it's not that great tbh
>not that great
Sounds like his problem, not yours. You are the reason feminists bark and rant all the time, tell him to fuck you better and if he can't find new dick
slap a finger up his ass and tell him to be more vocal
Talk about how work was today, what your favorite shows are doing now, and your thoughts on the latest crises the news is dredging up.
"My superunhvisor, Eric, unhI swear heunh doesn't do anunhything for the counhmpany. But hunhe takes credit funhor my motivunhation!"
This, much more fun and satisfying to your partner too to know you are having fun too. Since you are old enough to have sex you also should be able to talk about it like adults
BS... at least that's some kind of feedback... faking is much worse as you don't even get a chance to improve on what you're doing. "I've already given up, let's get over with this"...
Are you joking?
Just please stop.
Stare into his eyes the whole time while sucking his dick.
To say the g-spot doesn't exist is to say the clitoris doesn't exist.
>my anecdote trumps a review of 60 years of scientific work
Review the scientific literature, the claim of a g-spot is bullshit.
Just because you can feel a nubby in the back near the cervix doesn't mean a goddamn thing.
You just don't understand how various nerves are connected to the deep inlay of the clitoris, which is actually a larger organ and deeply inset in the vagina, not merely the part that is visible.
We are getting to the point in the science of sexuality to pretty much conclusively prove that there is no such thing as a purely vaginal orgasm, all that is occurring is the deeply inlaid nerves of the clit that can be stimulated by thrusting into the vagina, are being stimulated.
Please, stfu if you are not a women.
No, the claims of a g-spot are that they it is a unique sexual point that is distinct from the clit, in fact the myth was that there were 7 distinct erogenous zones and potential orgasms from those zones, one of which was the g-spot, but we know that this is bullshit now, and that it is a interconnected system all revolving around the clit.
You are not using the term properly, meaning as it has been historically used.
No, they are the ones that cite sources. I pulled the top searches from google, because there are hundreds like this. I don't expect anyone here to actually read the technical literature, because it is 4chan, citing a secondary source that merely reports a primary source is not an issue, but you fail to see your own inconsistency by not having a problem with the bbc, despite that being a secondary source too.
Which means, in effect you are committing the genetic fallacy.
Then you are misusing the terminology g-spot, and merely referring to internally hitting the clit.
As a woman you should be ashamed of yourself for not abusing such terminology.
>You just don't understand how various nerves are connected to the deep inlay of the clitoris, which is actually a larger organ and deeply inset in the vagina
you're splitting hairs. even if the "g spot" is just a part of the clitoris, it doesn't mean that women don't orgasm from stimulating it. it might be an extension of the clitoris, and "technically" still a clitoral orgasm, it has a different feeling and is stimulated a different way. whatever you want to call it, it's there and it can help women orgasm. that's all that matters.
>you on the other hand don't have a fucking clue one
You are the one that assumed I am a man. Just because I know how the terms are actually defined and keep abreast of the scientific literature doesn't mean I lack a vagina.
So see a sexual therapist.
Citing a secondary source is a problem if that secondary source is known to be both highly unprofessional, popularistic and at the same time feministic.
There are thousands of "scientific works" and "sources" on any topic. If a source is mentioned by jezebel and thegloss, which cherry pick the sources that fit their agendas, this shows that the primary source is most likely going to be bullshit.
I did not mention bbc because I never frequent their site or watch their channel.
"O'Connell stated that focusing on the G-spot to the exclusion of the rest of a woman's body is "a bit like stimulating a guy's testicles without touching the penis and expecting an orgasm to occur just because love is present"
"I think that the bulk of the evidence shows that the G-spot is not a particular thing," stated Barry Komisaruk, head of the research findings. "It's not like saying, 'What is the thyroid gland?' The G-spot is more of a thing like New York City is a thing. It's a region, it's a convergence of many different structures."
Talk dirty, tell him to fuck you harder, tell him his dick feels so fucking good (if it's true). look him in the eyes with your best "fuck me eyes" and grab his neck and tell him to fuck you hard.
IF he can make it feel good for you. if you feel nothing and very little passion, you should sit down and talk about what you want during sex, without making him feel worthless.
>doesn't know what sicence is
lol. you're the one using semantics to pretend something doesn't exist. you're assuming the g-spot is a separate entity. it's not. it does, however, make a woman orgasm. whatever you want to call it is a moot point. you confused yourself and then proved yourself wrong all in the same thread.
The fact that the genetic fallcy exists doesnt mean that I am wrong. I might be wrong and the primary source might be absolutely correct. But I might just as well be right and the primary source might be bullshit. Its a fifty fifty chance and the fact that jezebel and thegloss are unprofessional and ideologic source turn the argument in my favor.
why dont you cite a "professional source"? And please dont send me a feminist tumblr blog now...
simply ask him whether he wants you to talk dirty or to moan.
My ex liked "dirty talk"
"You wanna be fucked thoroughly?" "You want me to stick my big throbbing cock into your cunt?"
Of course there is a female equivalent to this "Fuck me!" "put it inside!" etc...
if he wants you to moan just like they do it in porn but less fake and exaggerated
it doesn't matter what sound you make, if you're loud or not. sometimes it can be fucking hot when a girl just breathes loud during sex. it only matters that it is real, don't fake it. and don't yell any stupid stuff like "oh it's so big", it will turn him the fuck off. don't concentrate too much on what you sound like, because then it won't be pleasurable for you and you will sound stupid!
>try going "mew,mew, mew. meooowwww."
the fuck is wrong with you /b/ro
I have same problem as OP but reversed, gf wants me to make more sounds, what do I do? Grunt a bunch or something, I grew up In a family of 5 so I can cum without making -as fat as I know- sounds so that's why I'm just sort of used to being silent when I cum
who cares? it's obviously a teenaged boy virgin pretending to be a woman. "sex he gives me" come on.
every fag responding to him is ok with talking to a little boy about this shit.
spooning position grab his hand put it on your clit other hand on your breast, if he cant figure out how to make it happen with this your both fucked
ps Mufasa could always make his bitch yell
make some grunts. we wanna hear how hard you're working to fuck us.
if we do something that feels especially good, say something like "fuck that feels good"
i have a problem with making noise too for similar reasons. only i had just two siblings, but i was paranoid as fuck that someone could hear me or would walk in (knocking was always followed by immediately opening the door)
I was certainly able to do it. My ex told me after 2 months she lieks dirty talk so i simply started saying that stuff during sex. Of course i didnt say it with an emotionless robot voice, i did a bit of acting and then got used to it. It made her pretty wet and she loved it nevertheless so yeah ist possible.
Well after she told me she wanted to hear more I started groaning whenever she dug her nails into me or caressed me or similar, I also tried talking dirty which she seemed to like, basically have to change the sheets every time
Do I keep going or should I try more, I don't want to sound fake either so basically I only make sounds when she does something is like so she keeps doing it, like licking my balls or deepthroating when she gives me BJs
I mean I get it I guess. But I had someone ask me to choke them once.
yeah, it definitely sucked. i learned real quick to be an orgasm ninja, make no noise whatsoever and hide an orgasm as much as possible.
and now i get to make my bf constantly question if he made me cum or not
i'd say do whatever you're comfortable with. i have problems making noise, but i've been verrrry slowly trying to make myself more comfortable with being noisier. it's a slow process, but it does start to feel more natural when you get used to it
it's so easy to train women to make more noise. the trick is trying to close pandora's box later.
that's just sad. use a collar or something. just don't kill a bitch
i've never been legit choked, that probably wouldn't be fun and i'd look weird with my face all red.
but a hand around my throat with just enough pressure to affect blood flow? amazing
the trick is to just say what you;re thinking. when i'm fucking my current gf doggy, i put her head down throw a pillow or my tshirt over her face and tell her she could literally be anyone right now. wouldn't matter to me. i'll blindfold her while she masturbates and tell her i'm video-taping it and my friends and i will watch it later so she better not come or everyone will know how much of a slut she is.
easy as pie really
In the middle of it start crying and hitting him while screaming "NO DADDY NOT AGAIN"
Then suddenly stop doing it and look at him fearfully and say sorry, you were having a flashback.
it has to be done at the right time. warning though, once you get into it you'll want it more. you'll end up choking yourself and while that's pretty fucking hot, i don't think every man can deal with it.
yeah but what's the point
like I used to think I liked that stuff but then I realized its all or nothing. I feel like I'm just being a poser if I don't actually like being cut up and burned and shit like that.
hot wax I never tried but would
yeah that can be fun too. it all depends on the mood and the moment. i use my gf as furnitute sometimes. and she'll service me while i play games on the playstation. put the buttplug in her and make her give me a live sex show.
you have to get her to that point. gags help too at first. its easier to be loud when you're gagged but later you remove it. like i said, once she's down that road it's harder to make her quiet again. but that can be fun too.
my neighbors have high fived me ha ha
it's the domination thing. if i'm moving too much for him, or if i'm not understanding the exact position he wants me to be in, all he has to do is wrap a hand around my throat and i turn into putty so he's free to put me exactly he wants
i'm not sure what you mean. all of my partners and i have discussed limits extensively. sometimes, like my last gf, she'll tell me something like "say more humiliating things to me while you train me" i trained her to enjoy sucking dick more.
doesn't have to be ball gags. just something to muffle a bit. it's a psychological thing.
yeah, i like the idea of gags. it's definitely easier to make noise when there's something in your mouth, which is why 69 will always be my favorite.
but i'm by far the loudest when i'm real drunk. has to be real drunk though, all or nothing
i've only ever masturbated around him once when i was incredibly drunk and wanted to cum during sex. he wasn't allowed to look though, i'm no fun. i'm really weird about masturbation. when he does it it's awesome. when i do it it's just really weird and awkward looking
i mean when we 69, even when it feels so good that i'm like rolling back my eyes even though they're closed, i make little or no noise. i make more noise with him around than when i'm by myself. if i was to masturbate, even with his dick in my mouth, it would just be crazy weird-sounding breathing but no moans
You could always try what an ex-gf of mine did at a Very Important Bit, as her legs shook, her fingernaisl dug in my back and she thrust her hips up at me and screamed "DAVIDDDDD!!!!!" ..
Who the fuck is David, I asked?
Talk to him about technical stuff.
"YES YOUR PENIS THRUSTING TECHNIQUE IS 100% OPTIMAL I4M ACTUALLY NEAR HAVING A PHYSICAL REACTION RESEMBLING A FEMALE ORGASM RIGHT NOW"
Or stuff like "YES? CONTINUE TURNING YOUR TONGUE 360° CLOCKWISE, AND PLEASE CONSIDER CHANGING THE ROTATION SENS IN ABOUT 15 SECONDS TO ENHANCE THE FEELING"
Guys dig that.
kill yourself, in death you get to sex everyone
>the only real sickness, disease or illness that ended humanity is a veneral, sexually transmitted retrovirus that needs you to have sexual desire, thankfully, i just beat it.