I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.
He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.
I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
>but that's all he's got
He's made far more non-nerd videos, far more often too. The nerd thing is pretty much a side thing that he does to get money from GT back then, since like 2008 he's getting money from Spike for his non-nerd shit and boy does he do a lot, each October for example he does a video per day reviewing a horror movie, compare that to the AVGN videos which are like once every couple of months now.
There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the cleverest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again paste your little copypasta
and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just click post. Oh we all know the post, the uh epic "UR A
NEET LOL" post isn't it? I imagine you, little shit, crying so hard that you didn't come up with it as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh
that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a
grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting angrily about a capefun movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then
you became a NEET. A pathetic anti-Bane fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because
all you say is “THERE HE IS. THERE HE IS”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man crying in the dark by himseIf as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Quite honestly, you have to be a fanboy to give a shit about anything he does besides the nerd videos, which by the way are not good anymore. Monster Madness is alright, Board James is pretty boring, his movie was absolutely awful. His james and mike mondays or whatever it is called is proof of his desperation, all youtube celebrities hungry for money/subscribers always pull the gaming channel card, which he only did because Pewdiepie is making way more money that he has ever done with that.
I miss the days when it was just James in his old basement playing video games, it really felt like it was just a dude having a laugh, now he's a millionaire with fucking trendy sideburns and Mike is sitting next to him with that irritating voice, getting paid to just laugh, that's his fucking job, he gets paid more than you to just sit next to James, and there's pointless special effects all over the place and he's going bald and he uses fucking shallow depth of field lenses like he's making some arty masterpiece.
His wife fucked up his movie by insisting that the black guy be his best friend, because she's a rabid SJW, and she hates his fanbase. She called his fanbase a "caucasian sausage party" and basically said she would change that if she could.
She also insisted on the interracial kiss at the end of the movie, which came out of fucking nowhere.
James' movie was always going to be horrible, but his wife shit all over it with her fucking SJW agenda.
yeah me too. Everyone evolves though and he is no exception. Whether we like or dislike what he does next is simply up to us. It would be sad if the only thing people remember him for is the nerd persona.
the only thing that's mildly sad is that some weeks back "game theory" did a video on him if there was something wrong with him or not.
Rubbish clickbait by somebody that once took psych 101. Tries to pin anger disorders on him with clips from AVGN as "proof".
-why the fuck was the friend a nigger (unrelaistic)
-why the fuck did they flood the movie with le nerdy gamer girls
-why the fuck does autistic fanboys say the movie was amazing
-why the fuck didnt mike and the fucking guitar man get a much bigger role
movie 5/10 and thats being nice
I have no idea what any of this is in reference to.
She wants to use his fame to spread her ideals. I never saw the movie, but I wonder why Mike (as annoying as that fuck ass can be) is not the best friend. Why would she insult his fan base, I was one of his fans from like 06 til about a year or two ago. Something about his videos changed, you know he sees it, he knows it! He is falling apart due to her control... This is why when you get the feeling a woman is controlling, get rid of the bitch! (avoid liberal women more than anything)
After I saw Road Rigs or whatever the name was, it all went downhill for me. His videos became too hd, too well recorded with too much time spent on script. I miss the old days. I follow him since 2009 and what I'm seeing now is just used up shit.
AVGN is dead.
The movie was not that good. Yes, not that good. Not bad, not a disaster. The black guy ruined it for me. Expected more from the review of E.T..
I love the mondays with Mike tho. I wish he could continue the board game reviews, cause Bootsy was a fresh character in the series.
Yes, he's getting bald. Wearing a hat..well what else he could do. Aging is a bitch. He got a tattoo, which is actually really rebeliouse, since he's an old fag now.
I still watch the old episodes now and then. All the other reviews are also fun. But this is the old stuff. The new...not so good.
So, anyone has something on his wife? Photos?
I enjoyed discovering new retro games by watching his nerd videos and more recent ones with Matt. Honestly though, Matt is pretty obnoxious and I hate the way his voice sounds and the way his face looks. I still enjoy their videos though. But if Im short on time, Id rather watch GameGrumps or Game Theory because I feel like theres more content
Thanks for making this thread bro. I was a fan of him until I learned about his controlling feminazi wife and how fucking insane she is. Read this quote by her for instance :
"In its beginnings it was James and only James, so diversity wasn’t an issue, but now as the site expands to include new shows like OverAnalyzers, Mike’s Glitches, guest actors on Board James or AVGN and fun little videos like the TMNT Pizza Party its all too clear that this site is a caucasion sausage fest. While I can’t help to add any ethnic diversity, I can bring a female perspective to things that I think all 10 of the female viewers will appreciate."
The only reason his movie was based on a nigger and a feminist instead of him is because his wife demanded it. In the end, the final kiss scene is between said feminist and nigger. It's like the entire movie was about loving niggers and feminist more than anything about AVGN, that is when I had enough.
Just know that his wife is everything that /b/ despises in an egotistical, ugly feminist shrew.
Seems it did, the times line up. Not a woman issue as much as a self hating liberal push. Just happens to be the pussy he is stuck with is a controlling piece of shit. He knew she would control him, and didn't dump her soon enough. Men do this kinda shit too, its just sad to see he gains this bitch and suddenly things went down hill, from the effort of his videos, to his appearance (he doesn't look as healthy or happy)/
She's not trying to understand the situation, all she sees is a bunch of white males, and in her view, white males are the worst kind of people, so she just plain hates the fanbase because they're who she views as her enemy.
We're the knuckle dragging misogynist racist oppressors who he needs to enlighten, so she shit all over James' movie.
The best way to take a shot at the nerd is to remind this faggot every time he insults LJN that even LJN games were better made and more exciting than his fucking movie. lol
He insults LJN for years, problem is I can still enjoy the difficult of LJN games and they are propaganda free, unlike the annoying Bernie Mac nigger he shoves in your face through his entire film. Anyone who thinks she isn't cuckolding him ask yourself why the final scene of his movie is a white girl kissing a nigger.
>mfw james is the one starting cuckold threads on /b/ l 0 l
As I recall when I read her post, his oh so smart bitch actually used the expression "caucasion sausage party" So she's illiterate too, o and a not being anywhere near each other on a keyboard.
Hes gonna take you back to the past
Before a feminazi gave him the strap on and pounded his ass.
He'd rather have a giant nigger jizz a big load of cum in his wifes ear,
He will sit there all depressed like a cuckold faggot downing his sorrow with beer ♪♪
There's only so much you can get out of a premise like AVGN. It had its moment. I mean, look at the nostalgia critic. He had his moment too, but eventually you just run out of things to do with the character.
Yeah, I was thinking of mentioning Doug. After his comeback, he started talking a lot more modern pop-culture bullshit. The new actors are beyond shit. I miss Rachel :/ But lets not forget that he has a lot of help from his brother. James obviously got fucked up big time from his wife.
I dunno if things will get worse from here on, but seeing how the Mondays are developing, I still have hope.
lol yes this must haunt him knowing this cause he obviously does.
The only way to redeem himself is to review his own movie and really talk about how shitty it is.
Then we can all put this behind us
so why would you read through and entire thread about someone you don't know, then comment about it?
hideous. doesn't even look like a woman any more.
To try and figure out who he was, dick.
Thank you. All I really wanted was an answer.
One thing though... This movie... You guys are joking when you say a nigger and a feminazi fall in love or whatever the fuck, right? Like this guy didn't really let that fuckpig change his movie to her standards?
I think the problem with James is that he invented or at least popularized a genre, giving negative online reviews to old stuff you weren't going to play anyways. Since then the internet has been saturated with countless other reviewers. The vast majority of them terrible but a few are better than him.
Good fucking god, he could have done way better... Her complexion is horrid, looks like she is peeling after a sunburn.
Thanks for pointing that out Jamal. Dick sizes are of utmost importance to niggers after all.
Eh, okay goy. The story goes something like this, Ah hem. I was sitting behind my desk one day eating a big bowl of Matzah ball soup when some disheveled faggot was dragged in on a leash by a pimple faced feminist. She signed a contract and said she wanted to make a movie about an interracial cuckold to farther confuse and manipulate goyim into interracial lovings.
I agreed, with my natural hate for the goyim being so rife. I told her to take a free bagel and cream cheese sample on the way, as I passed a slow fart from my kaftans which she lovingly inhaled up her nostrils as she left. Later, the AVGN movie hit theatres!
Didn't see the movie, I refuse to watch it. When it came out I herd about that, and was like "Wait, fucking James and Mike are not the star?"
From my friends who said basically the same thing the thread has; he was good for a few laughs, but is crashing and burning now.
I can't believe the shit she said about his fans, its white nerds who supported him. That would be like Lady Gaga getting married to a guy who hates gays and calls her fans 'disgusting faggots'. He should have broke it off right then, and there.
I enjoy a lot of his earlier reviews.
Like a lot of stuff, it's a concept that can only be done so many times and in so many ways before it becomes old hat.
I thought the Big Rigs one was actually a high point in a long stretch of bland uninspired stuff.
That's all besides the point though.
I think A LOT of it has to be with getting older. I think a lot of us have or will see this eventually in ourselves. We get older, we mellow out, mature, whatever.
Settling into something, we're not as willing to take risks.
Oh yeah, what the hell happened to Spoony too? Homie was top of the mountain if you asked me a few years ago, now he's making pretty bland stuff as well. And that pink haired broad is always insinuating herself into the videos....
Waaaait, it's the girlfriends/wives! They're ruining these dudes' lives!
These guys need to go back to being single, lonely losers.
He was (is) a white nerdy male. He was probably stoked as fuck to have some pussy, someone that paid attention to him. He probably thinks its love.
Not knowing anything about them, though, I still feel like she's a massive bitch. Just looking at her face, reading this cuckold shit (maybe untrue?) and all the other bull hockey, she seems like a massive, masssssssive fucking cunt.
Do you mean the sudden 'being a nerd is cool now, I wear thick rimmed glasses and try to appear shy.' Trendy bullshit, appealing to a nerdy weak subculture, but completely avoiding the people its directed at.
he's been with her since before he got famous, I guess he's doing the honorable thing and being loyal to her, even though he's going to end up costing him his career.
It's a shame, she's probably not even close to being worth it.
Spoony was pretty much always on and of because his depression or what ever it was. That was waaay before he met that chick and Counter Monkey is still pretty fucking awesome.
To be fair until April (Spoony's girl) came around, Spoony was doing much worse for the longest time.
After his old chubby girl broke up with him, he bec The dude simply gave up on basically everything and it cleary showed in his work.
Since he's moved in with April, while he's still not back to where he was with his early stuff, at least now he does occasionally put something out and they're usually not all that bad these days.
James is a smart guy I think he could have easily switched things up and ended up happy if it wasn't for his wife and kid.
Supposedly they live in my area, id be willing to find out if they were a cuck couple if some one could tell me where they live exactly.
If it's true I could probably post some win.
I saw him in Grapevine Mills Mall in 2008 (Grapevine Texas), he had a few girls show up, and he seemed really down to earth. I am sure he could have pulled any of them if he wanted to, he wasn't a bad looking guy, at least not ugly. Hell, my younger sister had a thing for him, he just took the first one he felt a good connection with and got baited into his own downfall.
You imagine he sits there at night going..
'I don't want her to yell at me again, I feel bad when she cries when I stand up for myself."
well half of my post disappeared there, but the general theme stayed the same.
His health mental and physical went to shit after her got dumped. that was why he barely even did vlogs for months and months let alone naff all proper vids. Not to mention all the tgwtg nonsense.
I do believe she had an influence in the past few years of his videos, probably more indirectly than anything yes.
She's not trying to coat tail anything, but she's undoubtedly slowly changing who James is, influencing his behaviors and attitude, and generally sucking the fun and very life force out of his soul.
And that's why the past few years of avgn has been mediocre.
true enough but most people aren't entertainers.
his ball and chain and the little bundle of obligation there are going to sink his career, especially when he has his bitch with her SJW agenda driven finger in his pie, alienating him from his fanbase.
I saw James Rolfe at a grocery store in Philadelphia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He's right. You can't let the woman change you in ways that wreck your career. Some men are strong enough to be married and not have that happen. So on this topic of cuckolding? Babby looks pretty white in color, so not negro paramour.
Any way, yeah the baby doesn't look black lol but I don't think that cucks are into that sort of thing just a fantasy for most of them.
I go to a lot of swinger parties and hang out on CL a lot if I could find a group of swingers near them or post a request for a woman in their area I could probably get some win this way..
The main problem is though is that no one has told me where the hell they live! I only know they're from Philadelphia.
I made it to 1:04... What the fuck is that? Lulz
Wait up, proof or article or something in relation to Cuckolding rumors?
Very tasty pasta.
I have been watching the AVGN since 2009, though i always been in the ¨gaming world¨ it was thanks to him i started to collecting classic games, back in the day he was pretty funny, but you gotta admit that since episode 100 he started going downhill, the last episode was painful to watch. =^(
I got one.... My best friend from 1998-2009
>best bros within a day of moving to this city (BFE Texas)
>loved video games and Pokemon
>fought anyone who fucked with the other
>passed girls back and fourth
>my mom loved him as a son, and let him stay over for days at a time
>graduated about a year before me (2005)
Around this time we got into World of Warcraft
>'anon im going to the air force'
>about a year later he got kicked out
>back to the old ways,but kept getting attached to girls who didn't really care for him
>he gained about 70lbs over the next year
>didn't get laid much
>parents are moving so he moves in with another friend who helped us run our guild on WoW from high school.
>he gains more weight
>'bro I met the best girl ever on wow, she lives in West Virgina'
>visits her once, in love
>1 month later he moves up there with her.
>lose contact for about 6 months
>he finally calls one day, and we bullshit for several hours
>says hes visiting Texas soon
>me and two friends meet him at a restaurant (she has cat allergies and refused to come into a house that only had dogs)
>we are all laughing and having a good time
>she says gives him dirty looks and tells him to stop laughing at nostalgic shit from our youth
I have been emailing these threads to James using Tor. lol
I wonder if its making him lose his hair at a more rapid rate.
Were talking about a guy who plays games like Dragons Lair and NES Turtles and dates a 3/10 feminist with a face like a cut open pomegranate. lol
What do you think? He is the epitome of loser, money or not.
i really like spoonys old stuff, and i hope he gets his life together.
What i dont understand is why he doesnt just stream some games. that way he could keep his site alive without having to record elaborate skits and scripts. he obviously burns himself out way to fast by taking on FF and other stuff.
god and illuminant symbols, tryst me, we want to get rid of both.
As far as that, the women here get an 18 year free ride if they can pin fatherhood status on you. Its like a lottery where you get shot in the end.
He doesnt have to do anything anymore, he makes over 5K every month off Patreon becouse of his legion of fanboys.
Too bad his patreons don't get that by giving him money he will just become shittyer just like Doug Walker who was way funnyer when he just used a shitty camera and a shitload of memes and pop-references instead of an expensive greenscreen studio and unfunny actors.
You guys have guns so at least you have an easy way out of that situation. Shows like Dexter even spell out step by step how to get away with it/dispose of the body without evidence etc.
Dexter worked because they wouldn't suspect him, he didn't spit on them or cum inside them before he killed them either.
I would get linked like 'we saw you at the bar with her, you have her records of her calling you'. I know I would get caught. Guns wouldn't help, they would find out I had the rifle somehow through buying records.
Trust me bro, if I could get away with it I would knock off a few people.
Seems like Doug Walker also changed because of a ham beast. lol
The nerd got a crater face succubus into cuckoldry, and Doug Walker got Jabba. She wants you to bring her Solo and the Wookie!
What lesson can be learned here?
Don't get too attached to online game reviewing personalities, because it will only last up until the point these desperate virgins latch onto the first ugly that comes their way! lol!
They guy's got furtune and fame, why the hell wouldn't he hookoup with a hottie like Lindsey or Lupa (Even if they do have boyfriends) or some random barely legal smoking hot fangirl who would suck his cock just for having grown up to his vids?
>caucasion sausage fest
still can't get over that
Followed by a movie about James based on nothing but a nigger kissing a white bitch. It wasn't even about him! lol
What is with these guys, she was roadkill from the start, why do they give up so easy?!
I have seen worse looking guys do better... I knew a kid we called "nigger nose" growing up and he landed a solid 6, may not be impressive, but fuck, both of them did horrid.
Look at the fucking chompers on this fat bitch. I bet she eats everything around her, she would probably pull a pork chop out of the wall faster than Simon Belmont!