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New kid in school, the usual shit
Inb4 fake N gay, this shit happened
Go to school for the first day
Greasy school in northern canada
Everyone is a fucking hick
Retards left right and center
So I'm your typical fag city kid
Time for fucking biology
Of course I end up sitting next to a 10
New kid eh? You're cute
Going to the bush party tonight?
Uhhhfuckyeah.jgp
Excellent! You're my date then ;)
Me and her get fucked up on shots
Yes were gonna fuck
After the drinking and music stop
Nobly, I offer her my truck to sleep in
U are so kind anon, here come closer
She unzips her pants, holyfuck.ini

Shall I continue? Pretyping as we speak.

>pic related it's her
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Pic related
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Continue... Faggot.
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fake but want more anyway
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>>578972316
holy shit did you just type a bunch of random words because I have no idea what the fuck you just tried to say
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>>578972316
>Do you even greentext faggot?
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>>578972316
>Pretyping as we speak.
PRETYPING IS BEFORE YOU MAKE THE THREAD
RETARD
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>>578972316
Lrn2greentxt
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>>578972316
euphoric neckbeard living a fantasy while stroking his manboob hair and 2 inch jew dick/10
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>>578972316
confirmed from tumblr, over 500 identical online
FAGGOT
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>>578973289
<of course! what you tink im a newfag?
<no way buddy!


∆∆
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Real talk her panties are soaked
Ever so carefully unclips bra
Awkwardly stands in the truck
Drunkenly peels off her thong
Vagina so tight looking
Erectionachieved.png
Reach for her tits as she's riding me
Touch my fucking nips anon
I tug them and she shrieks
Cock throbbing - she's a pro
Anon, finish in my mouth
Let her blow me to completion
Finish in her mouth
And a cum soaked kiss for me
Gargles it then actually swallows
Greatest moment of my shit life
Oh, that was awesome anon
Touch me until you're ready again
Slide some fingers in her pussy as I hear a knock on the window
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which one of these is your room OP?
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>>578975086
Which ever one your mum sleeps in.

Everyone in this thread is a fucking retard. Soon an intelligible person will come.
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>>578975086
my moms dead. So i guess the one in the middle
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>>578975393
just fucking finish the story
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sage goes in all holes
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>>578975393
Just get to the god damn part where you wake back up to your shitty reality and fuck off.
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>>578972316
>Of course I end up sitting next to a 10
>New kid eh? You're cute
>Going to the bush party tonight?
>Uhhhfuckyeah.jgp
>Excellent! You're my date then ;)

inb4 when did 10's not have a significant other half yet??

calling on
>>578972880
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>>578974868
and were wait.
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Open the flashlight app on my phone
Peer out the door
Instantly get hit over the head with a shovel
Shit - I'm fucking dazed
Asshole grabs girl by the leg and drags her
Flipping shit as I try to stop him
A fucking cop rolls up around the corner
Get your hands off her, everyone out
Guy pulls a knife and slices her thigh
Out of nowhere there's a gunshot
Tfw there's no girl or guy and I drank my own cum and cut myself and shot a cop and wasted a bunch of Anons time

>soon someone will get it.
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>>578976505
why would you just now use greentext
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>>578976505
READ VERTIcally
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>>578976505
I applaud you sir
Allow me to kill myself for doubting you
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>>578972316
stop writing down your fantasies OP, your teenage years are over and nothing like that ever happened. just accept that you are a loser and stop telling lies on an anonymouse imageboard. it's pathetic.
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>>578976505
OP always is a fag
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>>578976505
OP Is still a fag...thanks for wasting my time
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>>578976505
I don't get it.
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Read vertical favor ops a faggot
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>>578976924
Winrar
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>>578972316
The fuck is wrong with her nose?
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>578976505
i get it, you smoked weed and hallucinated all of that
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>2014
>b brosing /b/
>b op
>b a fagot
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Wow
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>>578976505
Ha..hah hah... HAHAHA!!!
Fucking brilliant!
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>>578974868
>Real talk her panties are soaked
>Ever so carefully unclips bra
>Awkwardly stands in the truck
>Drunkenly peels off her thong
>Vagina so tight looking
>Erectionachieved.png
>Reach for her tits as she's riding me
>Touch my fucking nips anon
>I tug them and she shrieks
>Cock throbbing - she's a pro
>Anon, finish in my mouth
>Let her blow me to completion
>Finish in her mouth
>And a cum soaked kiss for me
>Gargles it then actually swallows
>Greatest moment of my shit life
>Oh, that was awesome anon
>Touch me until you're ready again
>Slide some fingers in her pussy as I hear a knock on the window
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>>578976505
Congratulations. You came to a site that is a complete waste of time and somehow made it an even bigger waste of time.
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>>578976505
>Open the flashlight app on my phone
>Peer out the door
>Instantly get hit over the head with a shovel
>Shit - I'm fucking dazed
>Asshole grabs girl by the leg and drags her
>Flipping shit as I try to stop him
>A fucking cop rolls up around the corner
>Get your hands off her, everyone out
>Guy pulls a knife and slices her thigh
>Out of nowhere there's a gunshot
>Tfw there's no girl or guy and I drank my own cum and cut myself and shot a cop and wasted a bunch of Anons time
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Alright. You must all be wondering why I gathered you here.
Top kek
Evil OP is evil
Epic trolls such memea
Niggers tongue my anus
Shit this op is clever
Take that faggots
Hear my words
Remember the titans
Ez mid ez lyfe
AMD is worse than nvidia
Dr mario is the shit

>get going
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>>578972316
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>>578977985
>Alright. You must all be wondering why I gathered you here.
>Top kek
>Evil OP is evil
>Epic trolls such memea
>Niggers tongue my anus
>Shit this op is clever
>Take that faggots
>Hear my words
>Remember the titans
>Ez mid ez lyfe
>AMD is worse than nvidia
>Dr mario is the shit
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>>578976505

Nice work OP. 9/10
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>>578977869
Yes you are a faggot
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>>578977985
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read vertical guys?
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>>578978160
v.v
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>>578977250
its not made to snort air like its made of welfare checks if thats what your picture implies
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>>578976948
everyone in this thread is an autist anon OP and me
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>>578972316
Green text faggot
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>>578978335
Kek
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>>578978103
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