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3 breaks me up with my girlfriend. Go
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suck on my chode babe
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Let's get married and have lots of kids m'lady :)
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I want to be with you forever. promise me you will never go.
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babe. i just feel like we haven't been as close as we should lately. we should spend some more time together. lets just drop it all and hang out tomorrow.
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so, you should go get checked.
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>>578960013
lol
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I pissed on your mothers toothbrush
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god i need you right now. love you with all my heart babe.
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>>578960013
lol winrar
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OP, don't do it unless you have a REALLY good reason to.
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>>578959642
Hey, I know this is unrelated, but I never, ever want to leave your side, honey. It's crazy how much i care about you. Can I cook you dinner this weekend?
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You go out in public and it’s a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers it’ll be your fault. All right? Because you provoked it. You are provocatively dressed all the time, with your fake boobs, you feel you have to show off in tight outfits and tight pants (garbled) you can see your pussy from behind. And that green thing today was enough. That’s provocative. OK? I’m telling you. I’m just telling you the truth! I don’t like it. I don’t want that woman. I don’t want you! I don’t believe you anymore. I don’t trust you, I don’t love you. I don’t want you. OK?
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>>578960252
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>>578960013
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You cunts. 8 decides
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>>578960013

Followed by "I'm thinking about asking Maddie to marry me"

and then "Oh shit, was meant to sent that to <best friend's name here>"
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I ate your dogs pussy as a dare
I promise I didn't love it
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>>578960579
My cock also came out of nowhere and is coming straight for your mouth. Say ahh for the choo choo train bitch
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>>578960579
Will you marry me, Maddie ?
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>>578960579
8 get.
reroll for >>578960319
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Can you convince your mom to have a threesome with us? If not, I don't know if we can make this work.
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OP, why do you want to break up with her?

rolling for >>578960027
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>>578960579
I didn't think you'd follow through
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it's not you it's me
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I'd love to spend the rest of my life with you.
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All I ever think about is our future together <3
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>>578960027
rerolll
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>>578960013
perfect
/b/ is a beautiful place
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fuck my ass with a strap on tonight pls babe
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>>578960579
that party just got me thinking about how short life is. i don't want you to blink out of it.
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>>578960434
re roo
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>>578960718
Winrar
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>>578960718
winrar get at me OP
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>>578960579
Just kidding. I've been cheating on you for the past month.
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Just like my dick will as soon as I have a chance to r@pe you bitch lol
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>>578960718
Winrar
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>>578960579
I mean it
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>>578960718
winrar
OP prepare your dick, you gonna get laid soon
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>>578960718
This guys getting rekt
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>>578960579
but it just doesn't feel right kissing a girl.
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>>578960718
kek winrar
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>>578960579
jk never speak to me again you worthless sack of shit
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So did you know you could get aids giving and not just receiving?
8 gwt
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Send me some pics
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>>578960715
reroll
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>>578960718
Winnar
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>>578960764
Got bored really
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>>578961103
Keep textin OP this isn't over. You can still end up dumping her
>>578960718
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i'm feeling pretty horny right now babe. Anything you can do to help me out?
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This might sound fucking crazy, believe me I know it does, but I've decided that I'm ready to be a father. I want to have kids with you and really think we should start trying right away. You're the woman of my dreams and I want you to have my children. Marry me.
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>>578961103
Deliver you faggot
captcha:777
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NIGGER NIGGER KILL THE NIGGER
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>>578961407
Retool
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6 decides
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This might sound fucking crazy, believe me I know it does, but I've decided that I'm ready to be a father. I want to have kids with you and really think we should start trying right away. You're the woman of my dreams and I want you to have my children. Marry me.
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hey guys
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>>578961727
but i have to tell the truth. you weren't the first. last summer i raped and murdered a 3 year old girl. ogodd. i just remember all the blood. and those little hands. how she stuck to the trash bag.
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reroll for this
>>578961407
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>>578961765

Rolling for this
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>>578961727
poopy oopy stoopy!
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but only if you send nudes
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JK, I'm dumping you
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>>578961403
I am just i'm feeling pretty horny right now babe. Anything you can do to help me out?
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>>578960579
I cheated on you
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would you ever suck off a nigger?
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>>578961407
reroll pls get 6
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but i have to tell the truth. you weren't the first. last summer i raped and murdered a 3 year old girl. ogodd. i just remember all the blood. and those little hands. how she stuck to the trash bag.
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>>578961727
sorry wrong person. it's over Maddy
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>>578961727
I've found a new love for you, I've been thinking for quite some time that we weren't meant to be together. But just the other day I saw a picture of you and i though: man i could be with this woman for the rest of my life.
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jk i've been fucking someone else and i'm breaking up with you because you're stupid.
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>>578961802
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>>578961813
Rerolling for this reroll
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>>578961765
reroll
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I have the cancer Maddie bear.
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I'm just trying to butter you up so you'll send me some pictures of those beautiful tits of yours.
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>>578961765
roll for this
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>>578961727

" Lol dude shes tottally buying it. She probably thinks we're gonna get married "
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>>578961727
Let's get married
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>>578961727
I'm kidding bitch, I want to slap your nigger lips with my limp 12" cock and shit on your face. U R DUMPT
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>>578961727
"Nothing's up. I just wanted to show you how much I care about you."
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>>578961906
WINRAR
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>>578961407
re rolling
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I have a sexual attraction to cranberries. I fill my Ass with many pounds of cranberries a day. The pleasure is euphoric.
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>>578961996
YUSSSSSSSS
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>>578961727
sorry OP, but you don't get to break up with her tonight. We're gonna make it hell for at least another day.

reroll>>578961765
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>>578961906
win
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>>578961727
rolling for this: >>578961765
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>>578961539
Autocorrect lel
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>>578961727
i'm having some faggots ghost write these texts, dubs decide next
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>>578961727
I cant do this anymore..I cheated on you and I feel so guilty
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fuck her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSJoKzmpoG4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsSgHZk5xZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVe65UVL7Ow
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>>578961407
rolling
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>>578961906
>>578961906
>>578961906
>>578961906

winrar
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>>578961765
winrar
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>>578961906
God damn it anon! We need to get OP in deeper love shit, not out of his affair.
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>>578961906
HA!
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>>578961906
DO IT
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>>578961906
is win
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>>578961996
this
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>>578961906
Winrar
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>>578961906
winrar
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>>578961727
I hope you're not monitoring this thread
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>>578961906
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINNAR
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>>578961906
GODDAMN WINRAR
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But first I really wanna admit something to you, babe I just don't think we can last. Its not you, its me, theres another girl.
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>>578961906
winrar. deliver OP
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>>578961906
>My nigga
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i like where this is going
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>>578961906
Winrar
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I cheated on you with your sister
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>>578961906
WINRAR
WINRAR
W I N R A R
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1 decides
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>>578961727
iuehfihfdkljnfaklsdfklhjsdkfjhsdkljfn
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>>578961765
rolling for this
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>>578962456
It's over
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>>578961727
>nothings up, i just realized how much i didnt appreciate you and how happy i am that we're together
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Its done
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>>578962456
fuck you then cunt
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>>578962456
k then we're through. i never want to see you again.
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Just horny that's all.. can't you help me out?
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>>578962456
Jk lol
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will you marry me?
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>>578962456
FINE BITCH YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY ANYWAY
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>>578962456
Shut the fuck up and kill me.
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>>578962456
I"M DOUG DIMMADOME OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME AND YOU ARE MADDIE, OWNER OF NO BOYFRIEND BYE.
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I just think if I saw you naked I'd stop being such a pedo
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>>578961906
Lel
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let me tongue punch your fart box
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Put a sharpie in your pooper and send a pic or we're done
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>>578961765

Rerolling
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>>578962456
Show me yours I'll show you mine?
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>>578962456
faggot
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>>578962456
it's a sign of trust
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WINRAR
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>>578962456
I'm just kidding you stupid slut, I abhor everything about you. You're shit at just about everything. It's over you cunt.
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>>578962456
bish do what daddy tells you to do
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>>578962456
come on sweet heart let's play a bit
>send dick pic
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>>578962621
WINRAR
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>>578962621
winrar
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fine then i'm breaking up with you i've been fucking someone else anyways plus you're stupid
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>>578962456
i don't have much time. i have to tell the truth. you weren't the first. last summer i raped and murdered a 3 year old girl. ogodd. i just remember all the blood. and those little hands. how she stuck to the trash bag.
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>>578962621
Winroar!
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Maddie... I'm gay
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>>578962456
On my way to your house right now. We're fucking.
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>>578962621
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I'm ready to be a father. Can I cum in you uncontrollably until you're fully inseminated with my little nigger children?
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>>578962456
>You would deny me. There will be consequences.
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>>578962621
WINNER
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>>578961906
Well played m8
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>>578962456
What? you know what i'm sick of this. You either send nudes or we are done.
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Gross? dont say that about your body. I want you to get me thug hard
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>>578962621
YES WINRAR
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>>578962621
WINRAR
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>>578962456
Wow bitch, I'm being romantic as Fuck, and you be a cunt?
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>>578962456
Nothing gross about it. It's natural. I yearn to look at your body while I rub lighter fluid on my balls
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>>578962621
yes
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>>578962661
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gross? GROSS?? U KNOW WHAT GROSS IS YOU FUCKING CUNT I CUT UR FUCKING HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO YOUR ASS FUCKING BITCH
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>>578962621
Winrar
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I've been gay the whole time
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don't act like you don't want to you little slut
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>>578962456
Fine then fuck you cunt, your mom gives better head than you anyway
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>>578962456
It's over then slut
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>>578962621
WINRAR
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>>578962456
Fuck you KFC loving nigger its over. Go fuck a watermelon
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>>578962639
reroll
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>>578962621
Winrar
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>>578962621
OH SHIT
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Just joking babe, but I have something really important that I have to tell you... Please say yes..
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I'm sorry honey, one my friends grabbed my phone and typed that last one.

Hey, this may sound sudden, but I love you, and I want to be with you forever. Will you marry me?
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I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!
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Idk I just want to treat you right honey.
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>>578962456
Shut up dumb cunt and send me nudes or I'll shoot myself
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I have a touch of the aids
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Not being gross I feel like we should expand and maybe this will help. We will have such a great life together and let's start it not start with a dirty picture
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>>578962621
winrar!
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>>578962456
Oh I was just messing with you. You know you mean the world to me. After I cook for you this weekend let's snuggle down together and watch the notebook.
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>>578962621
Beautiful
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Are you fucking kidding me?! I do everything for you c'mon! I provide so much for you I waste all my time for you and you can't just do this one thing for me?
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Why is that gross babe. Ur body isn't gross. It's yummy and I miss it. Come on babe.
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I am sorry but Im in love with Leonardo DiCaprio
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>>578962621
winrar
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Just joking babe, but I have something really important that I have to tell you... I hope you say yea
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BITCH LICK THIS NUTSACK LIKE A NIGGER WOULD
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>>578962456
I miss you so much. Come on babe, for me
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>>578963000
Trips cm on send this. Other one will ruin this
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How about a clit close up
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>pic related
Get fb profile pic
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Op deliver you nigger
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Well guess I'm eating alone bitch
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OP you better deliver faggot
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>>578963000
Trips confirmed nigger
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>>578962456
>>578962621

winrar
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I'm sorry, but i'm gay and in love with your brother
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im breaking up with you unless you can obtain a piece of the aggro crag for me

i am dead serious bitch
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>>578963264
What the fuck are you doing breaking up with her
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>>578963000
trips trump! This winrar
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>>578963264

holy shit shes hot

op you are a faggot
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5 decides
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>>578963000
Nice trips
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>>578963606
Im gay..
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deliver faggot
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I'm sorry if I'm sounding weird today, I'm just nervous about what I'm going to ask... will you marry me?
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>>578962109
if this was ylyl i would have lost soooo fucking hard...
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winrar
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>>578963606
i'm sorry, bae, i think i may be bipolar...

and bisexual
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>>578963563

he said he was "bored of her"
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>>578963563
yeah i be she has a really great personality
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Maddie, the truth is, i'm a faggot
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>>578963606
I made out with Maggie its all a blur but I know it happened. I couldn't not tell you I feel so guilty. I want this weekend to be all about us.
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>>578963000
I meant now.

Now*
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>>578963606
Because 4chan said so
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>>578963606
Because I love you. But I'm not in love with you
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>>578963606
I have to tell you something
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>>578963606
WE'RE NOT DONE HERE CUNT!!! I'LL STUFF MY FIST SO HARD UP YOUR CUNT I TEAR YOUR FUCKING TONGUE OUT YOU STUPID FUCKING QUEEF MACHINE!!!!!
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*than
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>>578963606
I wanted to see if you'd stay with me thru anything. It was a test XDDDD
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>>578963606
Because i want to see your body
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>>578963606
sorry babe i'm just stressed. i need some relief and started drinking a bit. could you come over?
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>>578963606
I'm sorry I took some bad pills and I need you to bail me out
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>>578963695
Rekt OP
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>>578963606
You've gotten fat, you cow.
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>>578963606
I feel so fucking guilty.. I cheated on you.
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>>578963695
win
rar
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>>578963695
winrar
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>>578963606
I need to see you face to face please Its complicated
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>>578963606
because I fucking love you Madeline, but I can't deal with your shit anymore
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>>578963606
Because I'm on 4chan doing a roll thread.
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>>578963695
Winrar
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im doing this because im on 4 chan, this is a white knight saving you
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>>578963695
Winrar
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Sorry babe, its my fucking friend sorry. I still love you!
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>>578963695
WINRAR
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>>578963606
Because i fucked your mom yesterday
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>>578963695
winrar
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>>578963606
solely because I love you and want to see if you can put up with me
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>>578963695
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>>578963606
cuz I'm with my dick in my hand and you refuse to send me a fucking pic of your disgusting tit
grow up for fucks sake
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>>578963695
WINNNAAAAAAAAAAAR
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I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I like the way you make your titties shake
if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!
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>>578963695
LOL WINRAR
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>>578963695
winrar
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>>578963606
Because I can? Get rekt fuckface
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>>578963785
oh my
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>>578963606
I'm a Nigger
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I LUV U BUT I LUV UR BRO MOR BBY CUM BACK
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>>578963695
winrar
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>>578963785
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>>578963695
grats op lmao
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>>578963256
>>578963695
Yes
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>>578963695

winrar
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>>578963695
WINRAR!
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>>578963785
ha
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>>578963695
winrar
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Holy shit so sorry babe, my mate got on my phone and started messaging you /: so sorry
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>>578963606
You know that girl, Sarah? Yeah, she sucked my cock yesterday. Fuck you bitch.
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>>578963360

same digit as trips. nigger related.
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>>578963695
winrar
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>>578963606
cuz I feel like destroying that which was beautiful for the lulz and I have a sharpie marker in my butt cuz u won't do it for bcuz ur a lame
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>>578963695
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>>578963695
OH GOD YES
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because niggers toungue my anus
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I fucked your mom while your dad watched in the corner with a shock collar on. I never loved you, but I will miss finger blasting your dad. Peace.
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>>578963695
was about to go to sleep
not until i see OP deliver
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>>578963748
Roll
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op delivers and is not a faggot
>because I wanted nudes bitch
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>>578963880
Fuck OP your ducked. She says yes you are in trouble
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>>578963695

top mother fucking kek
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>>578963606
I'm truthfully an insecure Manlet child of a man with lusts for traps and incest on 4chan's /b/. Have you heard of it?
Please forgive me. Sometimes I can't control my urges. I do love you
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>>578963785
YAS WINRAR
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start9
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>>578963695
WINRAR
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this shit is getting crazy
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>>578963606
delivar
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I'm sorry, i just think your body is amazing and i want to see it
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>>578963695
True winrar
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this is fucking epic
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>>578963606
>>578963695
Rest in peperon
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>>578963695
cmon OP
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this is a great bread
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>>578963785
Winrar!
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I think OP found suicide an easier route than sending that message. I don't blame him.
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>>578963606

Letting the cancer of /b/ decide your fate. Goodluck with your marriage newfag.
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>>578963531
reroll
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>>578963695
winrar.
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diaf
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Just got in here, holy shit. Cmon faggot, propose!
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8 decides
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Lmao this is great.
Rip OP
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>>578964371
the truth is, i have ebola
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Actually, get fucked. I like dick anyway.
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pls get marry :D
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>>578964474
autism
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i had to be asleep an hour ago...but my morning can suck if this is what's going on right now.
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>>578964474
WE'RE NOT DONE HERE CUNT!!! I'LL STUFF MY FIST SO HARD UP YOUR CUNT I TEAR YOUR FUCKING TONGUE OUT YOU STUPID FUCKING QUEEF MONSTER!!!!!
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it's over.
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>>578963695
delivar fgt
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>>578964474
Jk just wanted to say I got a new girlfriend
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please im getting hacked by 4cfhan they are making me decide what to say dont listen to me tonight
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>>578964474
I'm sorry, I lost my dog I don;t want stias eut owe mru you too
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>>578964474

Come outside
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OP is wrekd. Probably cut his dick off out of frustration.
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OP MAKE A NEW THREAD SOON AND LINK IT HERE!
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Is that a yes?
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Baby, I think i'm gay.. I've been having urges lately..
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>>578964474

niggers tongue my anus
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>>578964474
wow what a bitch, are you seriously going to act like this TONIGHT of all nights?
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>>578964474
I'm breaking up with you. /thread
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>>578963695
u go op!
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>>578964474
I'm spilling my spaghetti all over for you
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>>578964474
No.. Don't... The truth is... I'm in love with Shrek.
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>>578964474
I just wanted to see my beautiful GF nekkid yo. Why is that so gross huh bitch?!?
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>>578963563
>>578963598
maybe he cares about more than just looks? If you fuckers could get laid at all and weren't so pathetic, you'd realize, personality is actually important too.
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I was going to do it in person but your breath smells like shit
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>>578964474

I'm sorry the hacker 4chan is threatening me and is telling me what to say
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>>578964474
Naw seriously, send me then titties
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>>578964474
I cant talk right now and i couldn't hold it in any longer. So what do you say?
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Today /b/ was a pretty cool guy. OP wanted to break up with the gf and Anon ended up getting him engaged.

Good job faggots.
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I'm gonna go kill myself now
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>>578964474
God damn OP you're one hardcore son of a bitch
"Yeah over the phone bitch it's 2014"
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>>578964474
listen here bitch. either marry me or i'll kill myself.
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>>578964474
Look, take the ring or don't. I really don't give a fuck anymore, I'm counting sudoku by tomorrow and there's nothing you can do it
>tfw butts
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>>578964474
she sounds like a bitch op. roll for i want to pee on you
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I just couldn't wait I'm outside
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>>578964474
wtf is wrong with me? I literally just proposed and you won't even take it seriously. I'm getting real tired of your shit
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Yeah, don't be an ungrateful bitch.
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truth is I have aids
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Lets have a 3 way with a black guy
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>578964474
LMAO OVER THE PHONE HAHAHAHA.
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>>578964474
I'd call and ask but I'm shaking and just so nervous. Youre the grill of my dreams.
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>>578964474
I'm sorry. What I meant to say was we should start seeing other people.
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>>578964505
roll for this
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>>578964474
I'm gay
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>>578964474
this guy
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>>578964474
nudes?
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>>578964474

Bitch it's over, and I'm killing myself because of your bullshit.
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>>578964474
I hope to god she doesn't stop responding like any normal bitch would do
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>>578964474
I was diagnosed with AIDS earlier today and I need this to happen quickly thats why
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>>578964474
Because when we meet I want to know you are my fiance. I want to look you in the eyes while we talk and rub lighter fluid on my balls
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>>578964474
>implying
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>>578964592
roll
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please....i love you bb
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>>578964474
I'm sorry its just I found out I have cancer.
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I was too nervous to ask you at home.
I'm sorry.
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>>578964474
Oh my sweet christ
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>>578964474
I'm sorry honey, one my friends grabbed my phone and typed those last few.

Hey, this may sound sudden, but I love you, and I want to be with you forever. I can't remember life without you, you have changed it so much. You are the world to me. Please, Will you marry me? I even bought you a ring and everything.
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I got AIDS a few months ago from a prostitute. You may want to get it checked out.
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>>578964590
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hahaha im posting this on /b/ dumb bitch
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>>578964474
You're such an ungrateful cunt. I'm lucky that i've been fucking Sophie
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>>578964474
Wait... You don't want to? Babe I've been thinking about this for a while but I haven't had a chance to tell you. I couldn't wait anymore. I'm sorry I've been so strange, I'm just a bit nervous.
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Send me a picture of a sharpie in your pooper or I'm breaking up with you
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>>578964638
Fail winrar
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>>578964658
Win rare!
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You wanna do anal bae?
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>>578964603
roll
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Sorry, I meant hypothetically.
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>>578962717
re
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>>578964658
This
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i have the herps
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>>578964638
faggot
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>>578964474
We need to break up, it's just not working out
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Sorry my friends got my phone but when are you gonna show me your dick?
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>>578964474
I just want to be inside of your mother. i have only stuck around this long to see if I have a shot with her
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>>578964668
Winrar
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>>578964658
WINRAR
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>>578964658
Lame
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I actually feel bad for her

Can we meet up? I want to talk in person about shit going on
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I'm sorry, as I told you I'm very confused right now about my feeling... Can you come over as soon as you can ? I need to talk to you... Or should I ask your father 1st for the wedding ?
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>>578964658
WINRAR
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>>578964474
I'm sorry if it's too soon I'm just in a bad state of mind because my mother died:'(
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>>578964758
WINRAR?
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>>578964658
WIN RAR
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>>578964727

this
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>>578964658
WINRAR
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>>578964474
If you don't say yes, I'm going to kill myself right now.
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Oh fuck you you stupid cock sucker
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>>578964658
WINNNN
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>>578964778
Winrar
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>>578964474
your sister isn't tight enough, I want to marry you
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IM SRY HIGH AF ATM BTW I FUCKED UR BF SOZ
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>>578964778
winrar!
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Well, I'm gay, and i want to marry you to make my family think I'm not. And you kinda look like a dude so it works.
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>>578964638
fuk
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>>578964474
Will you come over right now ? I bought you a diamond and all
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>>578964474
you're fucking amazing OP
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>>578964747
Roll for this
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>>578964474
Honestly, I have AIDS and I didn't know how else to tell you...if we get married at least we can die together.
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Please...I love you so much. let's cuddle and watch netflix, and eat pizza....
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rub olive oil on my taint
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>>578964819
Reroll
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*send dick pic with a ring on it*
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somedays i dont know what to say, somedays i love yur tits and wanna marry them and then you open your mouth
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I want to take our relationship to the next level. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret...

I'm into scat. I want you to shit on my chest. I want to feel the warmth of your feces penetrate through my chest, into my soul. I want to smell your earthly aroma.
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>>578965008
this
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>>578964474
I guess now isn't the best time to talk about what happened between me and Ashley...
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>>578964474
actually i cheated on you and i feel so guilty
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>>578964658
Winning Rawr
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Come on now babe... what ever im saying... it aint good. Send me some nudes or ill slit your throat!!!
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>>578964778
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>>578964658
Fuck
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>>578964638
>>578964658
>>578964668
worst. gets. ever.
>simpsons comic book guy.jpeg

if get, person below me
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Actually I wanted to tell you I am gay, this Saturday is my coming out party and I really want you to be there.
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I just want to make sure you'll say yes tomorrow, I'm hiring a professional photographer for the moment.
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I just love you that's all... But I got something to say, your dad's cock has rammed me red raw, and now his cum is dripping down the inside of my leg. Will you cum over and lick my angry red arse clean?
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i can't tell who the real winrar is
this shit is going too fast
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>>578964658
OP Please this over other 8
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>>578964658
I am winrar fuck off faggots.
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>>578964474
Please I love you soo much, I don't think I can live with out you. I think I may kill myself if you say no. I need you.
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>>578965080
rolling
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>>578964658
terrible
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>mfw op not a faggot
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I was jus so excited I can ask again at dinner tommorow? Show me that body I am going to consummate
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>>578965098
Winrar
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>>578964808
WINRAR
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when we have sex and i pee it burns after, and i wonder if you have a std
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NEW THREAD OP!
NOW
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Dick pic faggot...

Your mum tell me she want this...
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>>578964474
I dont ever want to speak to you again. I promise you this will be the last contact you ever make with me.
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404 coming soon
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>>578965080
Roll for this
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let's make babies and get fat
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toasting in epic bread
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>>578964638
lol oops sry
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Bamp
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Look I like ya, and I want ya. now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yours
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>>578965532
Read the thread nigger
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Make a new thread now damnit and post link
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that time when i fucked your tits, i was thinking about your dads moobs
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bye everybody
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I think of your mother every time we fuck.
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>>578965617
>>578965617
>>578965617
>>578965617
>>578965617

I like this guy.
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Too many people 12 decides
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>>578965394
bowl
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My dad raped me this morning, and i kind've liked it..
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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Post the new thread nigger
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i often touch myself to thoughts of you blowing yoir dad
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>>578965753
Im drunk on love
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Fine, come over please. I don't have a ring yet, but tomorrow we'll go get one. I love you so much.
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