Insult me /b/ I need to be toughened up

>>578921074
stfu fgt

>>578921074
Your a nice guy.

I hope you've had a mighty fine day, sir!

>>578921180
Thanks you

i like your tits

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>>578921074
I love you so much, please bear my child.

Best of luck in your tough endeavor. We're all pulling for you buddy !

OP, just remember that people care for you. If you need someone to talk to ill be here

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I hope you have to use Algebra when you grow up.

>>578921074
noob

oops, I think I over did it

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>>578921374
>bear my child
The English language is weird to the point where, while I know exactly what you mean when you say this, I choose to believe it means one of two things.

1. Bear my child as in, turn my child into a bear. Via some crazy jew-science cross mutation bullshit or simply hot-glueing bear bits (ears, limbs and such) to the kids face.

2. Literally throw that fucker into a pit of bears. Not the cozy bear pits at the zoo, I'm talking 2-3 feet of moving space for each bear. Oh your child will get bear'ed...yes...yes he will...

>>578921991
all but one equation is calculus you fucking dumbfuck.

>>578922542
But you're 100% autistic

>>578922767
kek

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>>578922406
I want OP to stir up my cock with his penis and ejaculate until his thick semen is overflowing in my womb.

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>>578923254
I mean pussy.

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>>578923446
No I don't. OP, let's FUCK.
>please respond

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>>578921074
I'm going to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado. You into bondage?

>>578923727
Go for it OP. Stop being a faggot and be a faggot with this other faggot. Faggot.

Post face, then we can really get rollin'
>>578921074

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>>578921074
What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass.

>>578921221
you're dad is gay

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>>578921074
OP. You and me. All I need is 60 seconds.

>>578923727
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>>578924549
What the fuck

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>>578923446
Does this picture say anything to you? Anon-chan?
Do you know about the mudkip queen?

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>>578921074
What's sore, red, and white? Your ass after I'm finished raping it.
>>578925260
Ooohoohoohoooooh I know you!

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>>578921074
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why can't you suck my fat cock? It would break your jaw before I mouthfuck you to death.

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>>578925368
Wtf
Mfw i find someone on /b/ i know

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>>578921074
In some way, I love you OP

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>>578921074
What did the dick say to the anus? Nothing, it throbbed and shot its spunk inside and that's exactly what I'm going to do to you.
>>578925847
Help me bump the thread until OP comes back.

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>>578924970
S-sorry OP, I was a little distracted. If I were to rearrange the alphabet I'd put my cock and your ass together.

>>578921074
post a photo faggot

>>578926584
agreed

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>>578924970
If there was a zombie apocalypse and the only way to keep you alive were absorbing each other's nutrients I would take turns cumming in each other's mouth and drinking each other's piss. Does that sound adequate to you?

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>>578926254
Alright bro chan

P.S. I killed the mudkip queen, sorry.

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>>578924970
OP, I love you. Do you love me too? I want you to. Very much.
>>578926956
I know but in my save she's alive and not a mudkip so it's okay.

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>>578924970
If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my cock up your ass.

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>>578927257
I killed her in your save too

Also i just killer Mr.House.... FUCK YEAAH

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>>578924970
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch.

If your ass has an itch can you guess how I'll scratch it?
>>578927778
Nah I just checked she's still alive and in Goodsprings.

>>578927638
I don't think you told that right

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>>578928092
What if I told YOU

thats a hologram.
See i burned goodsprings to the ground last time.
I put the hologram in place so you woulnd t know.

>yfw

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>>578924970
What’s 6 inches long and starts with a p? Not my penis; it's 8.
>>578928347
oh
>>578928468
I don't think you can create a hologram replicating a town you burned to the ground in New Vegas.

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>>578928630
You can in the Mojave desert

>FUCKING DESTROYED

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>>578924970
How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"

You'll be retarded after I've ravaged you with my monster cock.

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>>578924970
What is the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak. Get it? Oral sex as in receiving, but anal sex as in making your 'whole weak'. Your whole body will be weak when I'm done with you, your 'hole' will be obliterated. For a week.
>>578928956
No, that's not what I meant.

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>>578929492
Doesnt matter

The ogre lord (me) desides what can abd what not

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>>578929492
I swear to fuck, I'm going to pound your asshole till you don't know what's up or down.

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>>578924970
How does it feel to be receiving so much attention, OP? Does it make you feel special?
>>578929650
Don't you have better things to do than pretend you're Shrek?

>>578928991
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>>578921374

I love you based anon

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>>578924970
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? My fist in your ass. I hope you can take it.
>>578929835
Do it faggot, fuck me hard.
>>578929974
I love you too.

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>>578922406
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>>578922406

yeah totally

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>>578930191
I fucking will


you don't even know

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>>578924970
Why can't Jesus eat m&m's? Because he has holes in his hands.

If you had holes in your hands I'd violate your every orifice.
>>578930462
You don't know me, BUT I KNOW YOU! I've in fact posted in a thread with you months ago, where your file name to this very image was "Rape is more than a hobby of mine". I happened to post several ahegao images - "AHEGAOOOOOOO' - "WOOOOOOOO". I exchanged contact information with someone but never called him like he said I wouldn't.

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>>578929884
No.
This is my swamp

im a girl ;)

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>>578930718
That very likely happened, since I'll post these fucking things every change I get since I think they're hilarious. I never exchanged contact info with anyone, though...

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>>578924970
Why are crippled people always picked on? Because they can't stand up for themselves

Prepare to be bullied.
>>578930806
Your time here is ogre, faggot.
>>578931084
It must have been someone else who was cooler than you are, because I remember some guy being rejected.

I hate this thread so muhc

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>>578931445
What do you get when you cross a potato and corn? Porn.

Just kidding, it's my dick.

I love you.

>>578931249
It aint ogre till i say it ogre.

This is my swamp

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>>578931445
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.

How are you going to commit suicide? Being torn apart by my filthy unwashed cock covered in smegma.
>>578931847
OP is in your swamp, what do? You gonna take your ogre cock and fill him with Shrek's love?

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>>578931249
Then he was a fake, and obviously not as cool as me, since I'm not thirsty enough to exchange contact info with someone on /b/.


>>578931445
I'll fuck your ass, faggot

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>>578931445
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches.
>>578932124
Not real contact info, just a throwaway email. I should have specified.

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>>578932061
Yes.

Need more mini ogres.

I
Must
BREEEEED DBHDNSSDHSNS GWDW KBSHAGAGAHSVAHSB EKSHEDNJEDBWH

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>>578931445
Who are the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives? Drinking, licking, sucking, fucking, and wanking.

What kind of wine do you like?
>>578932761
Do it. Let's fuck OP until he can't tell whose is whose.

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>>578932435
Shit, I don't even remember doing that.

Obviously someone else. I'm also out of lip licking gifs with rape related file names.

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>>578931445
What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle.

I'm going to spit in your mouth and force you to swallow my load, if you gargle it I'll be impressed.
>>578933181
I have a great memory for people who enjoy ahegao, I'm happy as long as you contribute something. We're going to bump limit.

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>>578931445
What's even better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's better than not being retarded? Being fucked until you're retarded by my cock.

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>>578931445
Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine? The line to where you're going to be my cumdump.

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>>578931445
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? I'll blow your penis.

OP is abandoning thread to go be social, cya faggots

>>578921074
Goddamn niggerjewfaggot

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>>578934850
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? "Does this taste funny to you?"

My semen tastes like pineapple. I'm going to brush your teeth with my cock. If your dick was a pole I'd smoke it. I'm going to rape your ass until it's bubbling shit and fecal matter then rape it some more.

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>>578934850
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

Yours is going to be a box of dicks when I'm done with you.

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>>578934850
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken. I love you so much OP.

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>>578934850
Why did God give men penises? To fit inside your ass. Debate me.

toasting

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>>578921074
You're as dumb as a mule, and twice as ugly as one! You'll never amount to anything!

>I'm sorry, that was a bit much. That's so unlike me.

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>>578934850
Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber in your urethra. Get it? The joke is originally "cucumber" because it has "cum" spelled in it, but it's being shoved inside your urethra where your throbbing dick passes cum to be released.

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>>578934850
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.

I'll rip yours off if you don't respond, faggot.

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>>578934850
What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Bite it.

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>>578934850
I DON'T CARE, SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

OP

SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>toughened up
You mean learn to emotionally distance yourself and condition yourself to not respond truthfully to how you feel about the situations of the world around you because of some stupid shit tier shame tactics created by the social circle you grew up around when you wanted to openly express how you really felt about something?

Being emotionally hurt by something isn't a weakness. The "bitch" title given to people with take strong issue and have powerful emotional responses to things is just a shame tactic taught by other people who themselves also were wrongly taught that its bad to openly express strong honest feelings about something and to "care".


Any "tough" person with "thick skin" is just somebody who has been hit with some strong shame tactics to cause them to react with artificial behavior and coping thoughts that keeps them from being who they are.

You are a human being. Having sensitive vulnerable emotions is a part of being human and if you want to pretend you're not vulnerable you're just going to make yourself weaker by shedding your sense of sensitive intuition all for the cause of "hurr guys I am so tough pls dont' make fun of me"

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>>578934850
What do you call balls on your chin? A dick in your mouth.
>>578938429
That's a nice blog post, suck his cock since you have so much experience being a faggot.

>>578934850
How do you rape a camel? One hump at a time.

>>578921074
You as part of the human species are a complete and utter waste of organic material.

Based derailer.

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>>578934850
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

I'm going to snowball my semen in your mouth.

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>>578922406

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>>578934850
How is a woman like a road? Both have manholes.

I'm going to use your manhole as my onahole.

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>>578934850
Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting you back in the wheelchair when I'm done.

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>>578934850
Did you hear about the paparazzo who was found eating unborn children? He was found in the abortion clinic bins looking for the inside scoop.

This doesn't have anything to do with that but I'm going to ream your shitter until it bleeds.

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>>578934850
That's it for now. Does anyone have any questions?

>>578934850
What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids.

>>578921074
You White heterossexual male

>>578941624
Why are you fucking amazing?

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>>578934850
Whats the difference between light and hard? I don't wake up with a light on.
>>578942259
I don't know. Do you have any other questions?

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>>578934850
Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because his pecker is on his head.

Mine's in my ass.

>>578921074
I love what you did with your hair OP

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>>578934850
What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time? Gang rape.

>>578925847
glenn?

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>>578934850
Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period.

>>578943154
Holy fucking shit

You're still at it?

Someone screencap this, you're now my official hero

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>>578934850
OP, read my file name.
>>578943657
Thanks.

>>578921074
You aren't the person Mister Rodgers believed you could be

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>>578934850
OP, please read the file name.

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>>578934850
OP, I'm masturbating to you<3. Cum back here.

Pic related

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>>578934850
OP? I'm waitingggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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>>578934850
OP, you fucking faggot.

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>>578934850
Ever have someone puke on your dick, OP?

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>>578934850
I'm going to reach back in your throat and force you to projectile vomit on your cock and finger fuck your urethra until it seeps inside and you ejaculate your puke, blood, and semen all over yourself.

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Op I love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.

This thread

My fuking sides

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>>578934850
How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating but I'm going to make sure you get a mouthful.
>>578946625
>>578946701
I'll be here all week, I love all of you.

>>578921074
Il cheer u up :D
come on skype, steinern01 is my name ;)
>u gotta show dick after i show tits

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>>578934850
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? It's not going to be a joke when you take them all at once.

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>>578946936

Hello, if u stop reading u will die tonight. My name is Gamma. I'm already dead I had no friends if you don't post this on 5 threads you will die at exactly 11:59 pm. Don't believe me? A guy named jake read this and laughed. that same night I took a knife and stabbed him to death. you dont wanna be jake do you? A girl named Sandra read this and posted it on 3 threads. Silly girl. Only 11 but later she saw me and ran to her grandmothers house and asked to go to the bathroom but guess what? I was already there now she is in a coma. Smart boy fell his tea and reposted 5 times and the next day he won the lottery and his girl said yes to marriage. 0 reposts = death. 1,2,3 or 4 reposts = coma. 5 reposts = something good is gonna happen to you . .

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>This thread

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>>578934850
What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? When I ram my dick in your ass it's going to rub your prostate.
>>578947538
Suck my fat cock, Gamma-kun.

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>>578934850
What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

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>>578934850
Why is sperm white and piss yellow? So you know I'm cumming or going all over your faggot face.

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Seabear is protecting this thread

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>>578934850
>>578948945
How do you make a seabear cry? Cut off his dick and choke him with it.

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>>578949316

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>>578934850
>>578949701
Roses are red, violets are blue, you're going to feel my dick when it's penetrating you.

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This thread...just this thread...

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>mfw this thread

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>>578934850
When I touch your dick, say don't, when I finger your ass, say stop

I'm going to use both hands.

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>>578950064

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>>578950161

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>>578934850
How is your anus like the weather? When it's wet I'm going to go inside.

Just kidding, I'm going in dry.

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>>578950584

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>>578934850
I'm going to rape your asshole until the prolapse tears and rips apart.

The only punchline here is the donkey punch.

Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with HDnZ3WWD?

>>578921198
What about his a nice guy?

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>>578934850
>>578951769
What do you get after being raped by an alligator?

gatoraids

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>>578951479
Holy SMOKES

All these replies
By ONE GUY

>>578922542
>Multiplying sums

Yeah no that's algebra.

>>578952008
He's got some serious mental problems.
I think his parents dropped him on his head as a child.

>>578951769
Newfag
This is /b/ fucking faggit what did you expect?

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>>578934850
>>578952008
>>578952089
>>578952215
>>578952284
A penis is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it.

I'm thinking about all of you right now.

>>578921074
you have bad-smelling cum

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>>578952482

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>>578952482

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>>578934850
>>578952772
>>578952994
What am I going to put behind your ears to make you more attractive?

Your ankles.

Screencap?

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>>578925260
FUCK I never have played Honest Hearts or Old World Blues, are they any good?

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>>578934850
What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.
>>578953525
Yes, the dlc in New Vegas is the bees knees.

>>578921074
ur on 1/2chan we can't do ant worse than you've already done

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>>578953135

Also
>inb4 screencap

HI EVAN ITS YOUR BRO HERE, GOOD LUCK FUCKING DEM UNIVERSITY TWINS

ZERO IS INFINITE

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

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>>578934850
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt, I'm going to turn your ass into a boypussy.
>>578954181
I'm not Evan, and I don't know a single person named Evan.

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i want everyone to stop and think about what an amazing job working at a pizzeria would be, i mean just look at how much passion this man puts into his work. he knows that his job is to make other people happy and to assist in creating memories in peoples lives,young and old. I could only dream of growing old and doing something that brings me as much joy as it does for him.

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>>578952482

hey friend, don't let these people talk you down. I've been watching this now for a good while, and I love what you've done here, keep up the good work.

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>>578954450

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>>578954450
Hes my fucking m8 smartass.

Now go back to shitposting so this shit gets screencaped and i get mad bro points for getting him into a screencap

Continue faggot-chan

>>578954685
An amazing pizzeria is an amazing place, anon. I used to go to a place that made amazing pizza, absolutely wonderful. Went there with a friends a good few times just for the pizza.

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>>578934850
>>578955016
What do you call being stuck between a rock and a hard place? Facefucking you against a boulder.
>>578954685
I agree, I also enjoy the atmosphere of a pizzeria, one that uses an old wooden stove to bake their pizzas, where employees put modest effort and care into their work.
>>578954696
I love you, thank you for your kindness.

the noose is just a painting, you fail so hard you cant even figure out the basic materials of killing yourself

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>>578955530

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>>578934850
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? The casket was caught on his boner.

I'll catch for you anytime.

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i guess i'll add to the madness

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aw yeahhhhh

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>>578934850
Life without women would be a pain in the ass.

Until it starts to feel good <3.

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>>578956201
Begone with your madness!

>>578922406
Underrated comment of the day.

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>>578934850
A faggot comes home to find his boyfriend grinding his ass against a pole. He looks at him and asks, "What are you doing?"

"Warming up your dinner." Itadakimasu.

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>>578955834
>>578956201
>>578956435

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>>578956435

NEVER!!!!

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>>578934850
What does your anus and a hymen have in common? They're made to be broken.

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>>578957539

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>>578957715

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>>578934850
Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? They both suck for four quarters.

I'll do it for free <3

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>>578957715

stepping out for a smoke, this thread will either have 404'd or hit limit/flood whatever by the time i'm back.

god i'll miss this.

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>>578934850
Did you hear about the faggot who got fired from the sperm bank? He was drinking on the job.

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>>578934850
How do you scare a gynecologist? Become a ventriloquist. We're both guys, but my dick's going to have a conversation with your asshole.

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/ThisThread

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>>578959537
My dick, my fucking dick

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>>578959537

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>>578960074
fite me fgt

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>>578934850
What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Me, Blowjob?

Blowjob: You can beat me, your eggs, or meat, but you can't beat a blowjob. Understand? Or has no one ever been willing to open their mouth for your cock?

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>>578934850
Did you hear about the gay truckers? They exchanged loads.

Let's fuck until our bodies are sweaty and covered in semen.

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>>578960749
mfw he's still going

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>>578961085
Moon moon you piece of shit

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>>578934850
What’s the difference between semen and menstrual blood? I can suck out your semen.

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>>578961263
shiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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>>578961458
You heard me bitch

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>>578961374
You cant fucking stop him

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>>578961458
Fuck outa here

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>>578934850
If my dick wasn't meant to rape your ass how come there's a g-spot?

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>>578961640
no pls anything but this
>face related, my pic when

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>>578934850
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef stroking off.

OP, let me blow my load in your tight ass <3

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>>578962221
The fuck is this guy talking about

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>>578962575
Don't ask.
Just accept this man for what he is.

>>578962916
HDnZ3WWD is love
HDnZ3WWD is life

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>>578934850
How is a boypussy like a grapefruit?

The best ones squirt when you eat them. Mine's getting wet thinking about it, OP.

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>>578934850
Hey OP, do you know what a diaphragm is?
A trampoline for dickheads.

Big, thick, swollen cocks.

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>OP'sfw back from /soc/

>>578934850
Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?

Every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

I'm going to beat off in your face so hard <3.

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>>578934850
What’s the difference between pink and purple?

How long I'm sucking on your thick meat~

We've hit image limit, you guys.

>>578964793
You sir, are legend to the motherfucking dairy.

A round of applause for you, anon, because of you, this thread has put my sides into gotddam orbit.

you make niggers look respectable

>>578921074
Why the fuck should I insult someone not worth my time?

>Hurr insult me, random assholes of the internet. Im a tough guy :^)

Fuck off, fag. Go get your confidence in the real world, where it matters.

>>578964793
Does that mean the ride ends?

>>578965162
You're a tad late, faggot.

>>578965125
N-no, niggers are filthy subhuman creatures and I wouldn't want their cocks near me, anon.
>>578965174
Not unless you want one <3.
>>578965036
If anyone liked the thread I've archived it for future viewing <3 .

>>578921374
A LEGEND WAS BORN

Fuck. I know it was meant to be a joke but I really enjoyed this thread.

Bump cuz why the hell not

>>578966435
gg everyone

Bump, I guess.

>>578965598
Call me a newfag but where is this archive shit

>>578967686
http://4archive.org/b/thread/578921074
Here you go.

>>578968004
Mah niggah

OP is a failed abortion who is despised even by his fellow dumpsterbabies.

>>578965036
>dairy

>>578968340
No, I don't think I'm that despised.

>>578968872
wut
You're not OP

>>578969272
Oh, you're right.

>>578940647
Kek

Why does taking a shit feel so good?

Bampin so thread won't be kill

bump this shit

>>578970231
Bump.
>>578970434
Maybe you like the feeling of it rubbing against your prostate before exiting.

>>578971448
Bump.

>>578971448
Bump.,

231/250
Toasting in anal beads

milk drinker

>>578972381
Bump.
>>578973347
Jelly of my strong bones faggot?

>>578973553
Bump.

>>578973956
Bump.

>>578974856
Bump.

>>578975190
Bump.

>>578975697
Bump.

bmup
captcha His ans

>>578976056
Bump.

>>578921374
here we go

>>578976418
Bump. We're going to the limit. Only 57 more posts.

Bamp

>>578976925
Bemp

>>578976756
Bump.

>>578977116
Bimp

whoever rolls 9 has to an hero at last poast

Where to start OP? You spend your time posting on an online image board for autistic people, so at the very least we know your a huge faggot with no friends. Second, you had the brilliant idea to ask us to insult you. So, either your a pathetic, masochistic pussy, who loves the pain of being pounded by large, black cocks, or you consider yourself an edgy, fedora wearing hipster, who can't plainly notice and improve upon the retarded nature of your actions in civilized society like everyone else. And ya, maybe you think you found a place where everyone is like you, but in reality, we all couldn't give a single fuck if you dropped dead right now. And if you really weren't a pussy, you'd post more about yourself, so we could all see some example of how much of a flaming faggot you really are.

>>578977371
Bomp

>>578977543
Bump

>>578977481
fucking cut myself on that edge

>>578977287
Bump.

>>578977712
B(I'moutofvowels)mp

>>578977481
This fuckin' guy
That isn't even pasta
What a goober

>>578977779
Bump.

Bumpe

you scum sucking pig you son of a motherless goat

>>578978293

>>578952215
he's a hero

El bumpo

>>578978293
Bump. We're less than forty posts.

>>578978293

Bump why the fuck not.
Immortalize.

faggot autistic schizophrenic retard. mentally ill neckbeard queer. fucking incestuous pedophilic cunt

>>578978293

>>578978679
>>578978293
>>578977779
>>578977287
>>578976756
>>578976418
>>578976056
>>578975697
>>578975190
did you run out of pickup lines?

>>578921074
Hipster faggot fedora fucker. Yoy look like a fucking worm

>>578978679
>>578978974
No, I'm just not motivated to post any when I can't attach images.

>>578978694
ayy lmao

>>578978961
potato syndromed sissyboy. ugly cock sucking aids riddled cancerous nigger

>>578979087
Yoy.

>>578978958

>>578978974
>>578979123
Well actually that's bullshit, I'm too busy screen capping the thread because I don't trust the archive to save it.

>>578929492
i thought it was just that anal sex is so great

>>578979374
You're archiving your own posts?

>>578978293
Do you watch

>>578979620
I'm saving it if I ever meet OP again, I want to share it with him.

>>578978293

OP here, how the fuck is this thread still up

>>578980382
OP, I'm so happy you've returned! I love you so much, this was all for you.

>>578978293

>>578921074
I don't need to insult you. The fact that you're asking already proves how pathetic you are.

>>578980382
OP? Is there anything else you want to say?

This is not what I anticipated when I posted this thread

>>578980904
id sjw
gtfo cunt

captcha seen willeysR

>>578980382
You are a peice of

>>578981007
What did you anticipate? Please tell me what you think of the results.