This appeared between my balls and anus. What the actual fuck is and how do I deal with it?
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That is not a pimple.
Burn it off with a hot iron. The fluid contained inside the pustule should recede back into your body after 5 or 10 minutes. The affected area is still going to look odd because of the excess stretchy skin, but it should return back to normal after a couple of days. Good luck.
ingrown hair or bad zit. personally I pop them even though it hurts like fuck.
best thing to do is probably apply VERY hot washcloth water to it ( like 120 degress ) this will kill bacteria growing in it, and basically make it get puss ( dead white blood cells ) . then pop it when it gets a head.
if it just gets bigger and bigger go to an urgent care and get it lanced + antibiotics.
Probably a sebaceous cyst. Let it get huge and when it comes to a head, (aka a glossy thin membrane) lance it with a sharp needle and squeeze the I infection/puss/blood out. Then put some topical antibiotics on and bandage it up and let it heal!
squeeze from all sides. start very deep and push outwards. if not working, wait a few days till ready. then collect your cottage cheese reward. Unless it is herpes-syphillis-ebola-aids, you should be okay
have my finest snake with hat pic to motivate you
Ok, here's another, but with bunny ears
because eveyone knows 120F kills all types of bacteria. Autoclaves run @ 121C...thats water into steam you idiot.
If squeezing doesn't work, never try and lance it. You'll be dealing with the scabbed-up tissue and recurring pus for weeks, at best. Just wait a few days for it to either fully form or recess.
Not like it matters to us, since it's entertaining either way, but just sayin'.